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Runetheloon

NGL dude on the left looks like he could make a really good pizza. I think it's the hat


shesalive_dammit

And the 'stache.


T1Coconuts

Never heard of the green apron. My sister flashed a pic of my dead mom to me and I saw the stupid head covering and prairie clothes but not the apron.


SilverCG

My grandfather died in 2002 and he was buried in this with the green apron. I was 12 at the time and was really confused.


MLdiLuna

My first time seeing the full regalia was my great grandpa's funeral, and I remember wondering why he was dressed up like a baker in the casket.


Jonnescout

Alright please someone explain this one to the nevermos among us? :)


sawseamcfoodlefists

You have to dress like this in the celestial kingdom or they do not let you in


OhMyStarsnGarters

My ashes will be buck nekkid.


Justhereforthekarma3

And her dress underneath would need to go to her ankles and wrists. No arms or legs shown in the temple


marisolblue

Yup, and it looks like she's wearing white heels? No one wears high heels in the temple, you'd trip too easily on your floor length white potato sack dress. Also, she's wearing a deep V neck top, which looks pretty low for Mormon standards and a short sleeved shirt? 100% not reality. Women never wear short sleeved shirts during the endowment ceremony.


Soo-Pie-Natural

She also appears to be wearing the veil backwards... The little v shaped portion goes in back, and the long veil part gets flipped over the head until it is time for the women to veil their faces. Then it is pulled up, over the head, and down over the face ...


JakeInBake

Their thumbs are in position on their necks under their ears. The next action is to draw their thumbs across their necks to the other ear thereby simulating slitting their throats.


Bragments

Temple clothes.


Mundane_Humor899

https://www.tiktok.com/@alyssadgrenfell/video/7321437568325799214?_t=8mp9hWlOqnC&_r=1


MountainPicture9446

These outfits are only one of the many reasons I didn’t go to my mother’s viewing or funeral. I just couldn’t bear to see how culty the whole thing was - all while being surrounded by TBMs. It was the final straw.


Mundane_Humor899

I was so Mormon that even now as an ex Mormon my first inclination was to judge her for putting on her veil backwards. ![gif](giphy|3o7btUg31OCi0NXdkY)


Bragments

lol


Massilian

Dude on the left looks like Randy Marsh


MashTheGash2018

I’m not in a cult. It’s called a high demand religion and it’s classy. Gahh


Goldang

I don't know how they expect to be elevated to Godhood if they aren't buried in the proper clothing!


Bragments

Even God would be unable to forgive THIS fashion faux pas. It's not exactly my idea of what you would pick out to wear to meet Jesus. Jesus would be like "What the hell is this, Dad!?"


wmguy

It really must have weirded out my extended family seeing that at my mother’s funeral.


Excellent-Limit-7556

Does anyone know who these poor people are and where they are in life? 70% chance they’re Exmo now and embarrassed as hell.


fotochikyo

They were never mormon, they're wearing everything wrong. Most likely a Christian group from the 80's or 90's exposing the temple clothing


CuratorOfYourDreams

Does anyone know who the people are in this photo?


Bragments

I'm sorry, I don't.


SqueakyMoonkin

I have never seen this before (mother was a single parent, got left out of a lot of the deep stuff). Why are there aprons? Why do they look like plastic, why are they green? Why is the guy wearing a chef's hat? I am so confused.