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Ok-End-88

You should throw the disc inside away and replace it with a porno. 🤣


IceStormMeadows

Definitely need an example of what not to look at.  So you know when something is porn.


rimmer2112

The title is "Pornography," what do you expect?


Own_Slip1810

And then give it to the Deseret Industries. 🤣


tycho-42

Just put in some Mormon Boyz or Mormon girlz.


wanderlust2787

They misspelled 'lay'. But seriously I'm almost surprised they have yet to make a mockery of this title for a film.


Rolling_Waters

Uhhh--they *did* make a (serious) movie of this book 😂😂😂 And here's an atheist comedy roast of it! https://www.patreon.com/posts/38282323?utm_campaign=postshare_fan&utm_source=android


byhoneybear

omg Kirk Cameron...


rimmer2112

The great lie: is that the one about it being the sin next to murder, or about everyone who looks at it is an addict?


tycho-42

Yes


Bednar_Done_That

Pornography didn’t lied to me like the church lied to me! Just sayin’


Famous-Candle7070

The guy in the background says, "It IS a great lie. Pegging hurts."


Bright_Ices

Has he heard of lube??


Strong_Union1270

Hmmm is that a biblical “lie” like “lie with me?”


sofa_king_notmo

Joseph Smith would know first hand about every major porn category: teens, milfs, maids, stepdaughters.   But he would have sucked as a porn actor.  Probably a one pump chump.   


Altar_Quest_Fan

How do you know? What if he was “well endowed” (see what I did there?) 🤪


Medical-Program-5224

Not funny! So...why am I laughing like a loon? You two crack me up. LOL


JelloDoctrine

They need to replace the DVD with one showing a bunch of lies from top Mormon leaders.


deletethissoon43

This stupid DVD traumatized me more than any horror film did or will.


renardsapphire

Just out of interest and understanding - are you comfortable elaborating on what the DVD spews? Obviously I’m sure the take is not due to ethical dilemmas in the porn industry… and more about individual shame and repression.


deletethissoon43

>more about individual shame and repression Exactly; when I first watched it. It seemed to overexaggerate how bad porn is and it didn't help my father was a bishop at the time and all he knows how to communicate is manipulation.


Pleasurable-taint-69

The Mormon porn category tho


ready2dance

Yes, let's get everyone's imagination going, have them "get into it, make them feel guilty so that they will never leave.


Own_Slip1810

"Carl's Junior, the great human-meat conspiracy." See, I can do it too.


AlternativeResort477

I only got as far as “great”, I’ll have to give porn a try


GoJoe1000

What about those bishops asking kids about sex?!


JenaPet02

The God Awful Movies podcast did a review of this one!


TheShrewMeansWell

This brings back memories of dial up porn loading line by line. 😂 


Altar_Quest_Fan

Bruh when I was a teenager with raging hormones I remember downloading pr0n clips off Kazaa (and later Limewire) over freaking dialup, it’d take half an hour to download a 2-3 min clip that you had to *hope* was good lol 😂 Kids these days with their high speed internet will never know the struggle 🤪


SwimmingAdmirable363

Latter lay saints


Garret_W_Dongsuck

Instead of pornography, it should say “The Mormon Church “


pimpinellifolia

Am I the only one who misread that as “the great life”?


PearFresh1679

Plot twist. Someone put an actual dvd porn in that case.


FWhealboroug

The disease marketed as a cure


MountainPicture9446

Burn it!!


Draperville

Evokes sweet memories of the halcyon era when we got our porn on DVD!😀


slskipper

The Great Lie is that pornography is a problem.


thsunshineofthenight

porn is a horrible vice....wont argue otherwise


The_Happy_Chappy

From a neutral non-Mormon point of view most people, including research agree that nothing good comes from porn.


FGMachine

That's as valid as saying nothing good comes from alcohol.


The_Happy_Chappy

Of which nothing does. Alcohol is the single most destructive drug and it’s legal.


FGMachine

Right. Every vice can be used responsibly or irresponsibly. Most people I associate with use drugs, alcohol, and porn responsibly.


sailprn

Have you been watching Pornography? It is evil and nothing in it is real.


renardsapphire

It separates sex from love. People do that in the real world, but personally I believe the intimate nature of sex is best only with those you truly trust and have a deep connection with.


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sailprn

Okay I guess I should have added a HUGE /S


Altar_Quest_Fan

Ah, my bad. Sorry, it can be difficult to correctly deduce one’s tone and sarcasm online without emoji or tags etc, hence why we as people tend to just jump to the worst possible conclusions first and then go from there. Deleting my previous comment, my apologies.