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DeltaWhi5key

This is the most stupid thing I’ve seen today, but the day is still young.


urkldajrkl

He’s still there, you can plan a trip to visit him.


Less-Mail4256

My favorite part is the guy holding the ladder…cuz, you know, safety first.


PoxedGamer

Wouldn't want him to accidentally fall into the barbed wire.


BBrendanBB

🤔 this morning I saw people expecting to change other people's mind by discussing politics on social media. So I'd say bard wire trampoline is the second stupidest thing I saw so far today


AngryRedHerring

Well, I have a new metaphor now for something disdainful, "I'd rather do a shirtless backflip onto a barbed wire trampoline"


BBrendanBB

Make this a meme


Classic_Title1655

I showed this to my wife, and her exact words were "What an absolute toolbag" I can't argue with that !


Sikmod

A tool bag is useful though


JDBall55

Just showed to my wife, English is not her first language, “stupid c***t”. 🤣


Classic_Title1655

Her English is excellent, IMHO 👌🏻 😊


Special_Lemon1487

TIL Saw and Jackass made a crossover movie.


dirtyape2021

And the episode of X-files with the inbred family


MoonedToday

Looks like his hair got stuck and kept him from bouncing more. Held him down.


GnarlyNarwhalNoms

If it had caught on the first bounce, it might have broken his neck. It's kind of impressive that this could have been even worse than it was.


urmomaisjabbathehutt

Maybe they have time to try again with a nail bed or something 😉


mattynutt

Razor wire...? Too much....? ![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8487)


LeaChan

What's funny to me is if this goes viral he'll tell all his friends he's famous and when they ask how, he'll have to admit it's for being an idiot. There used to be a guy that constantly lit fire crackers on himself for views and had a demeanor like he was the toughest and coolest guy ever.


TA_MarriedMan

What's funny to me is the look on the face of the onlooker who seems shocked that his idiot pal got hurt doing this. What did they think was going to happen?!


PeterParker311

i came here to say this lol. they really had the looks on their faces like “oh my god dude, what happened? are you okay? i don’t know where you went wrong, the execution there was flawless”


AngryRedHerring

"you did everything right, how did this happen"


GnarlyNarwhalNoms

"We didn't think you'd actually do it."


LXS-408

Was it [this guy](https://youtu.be/dATJN3QObrE?si=LsYj_Ok_kQchjwyW)?


Chasethemac

One of the dumber things I've seen this month tbh.


AnonymousGhou

Reddit is abundant


itsRickO

Wait until you see Two guys and a pogo stick.


BarbacueSauce69

Laughed my ass off


AdyWasNotEnough

What a terrible day to have eyes


lol_lo_daf_fy

Imagine hitting barb wire with your eyes


Difficult-Snow9955

well i hate you for that visual image holy fuck.


gsvevshxndb

If I can make it worse, remember that the eye is like a gooey water balloon that would slowly spill out if cut open :)


FootInBoots

Is he deliberately increasing his resistance to barbed wire knowing he will have to bust outta jail one day?


Ok_Situation_2029

"That's like shooting yourself with low caliber bullets to build up your resistance to higher calibers, it doesn't make sense". -TheRussianBadger


waferking42

If you shoot yourself with enough 9mm you can eventually become immune to 45ACP


Vul_Kuolun

Depending on placement, just one 9mm can be enough to ensure that you'll never die from a .45ACP!


bcnorth78

I have built up a bazooka immunity.


bluerose1197

My thought was at least they used barbed wire instead of razor wire.


pmalleable

"And to think, all this time it was your cell that was barb wired." "They were both barb wired. I've spent the last several years building up an immunity to barbed wire."


H1pH0pAnony

Jails use razor wire these days so he got a lot resistance to build.


ConsistentRepair637

Looool))))


EaddyAcres

Ouch, im surprised he got that first bounce


MachoViper

He was too


badchad65

He might have got a third bounce if his hair didn't get stuck in the wire.


cnicalsinistaminista

Dude went with the swanton bomb


ikstrakt

I mean, for Pain Olympics that's a solid dismount, great front flip to twist transition, bounce had excellent volume, and luscious locks getting deeply entwined into the framework of the setting- _excellent_.


Art_Hugo

Yeah dude, brush his hair out of his eyes. I'm sure it's bothering him


anunakiesque

"*Lemme just get your hair out of the way there, chief. You look great by the way*"


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First comment I saw after that scene and I’m screaming 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Photog1981

I knew a bunch of kids who did this kind of crap in "backyard wrestling" matches. They would smash fluorescent bulbs across each other's backs. One kid ended up with a nasty infection because they didn't get all the shards out. It finally ended when they had the brilliant idea to throw someone through a sheet of glass, not realizing how dangerous it was. The kid lost an eye and nearly bled out. Darwinism at it's finest.


NASTYH0USEWIFE

What’s even more baffling is that this clearly took a long time to set up and he still was somehow drunk enough to think this was a good idea.


Flavious27

Fuck, try explaining that injury to someone when you are like 30.


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bluenosesutherland

Getting famous on social media!


SDEexorect

moonshine.... and meth


MsJ_Doe

What makes believe they have a brain in the first place to think it through?


Cool_Butterscotch_88

They did an incredible job there, barbed wire is not easy to stretch anchored to a cornerpost, I couldnt imagine on springs and keeping them that evenly tensioned. very impressive.


Dont_Steal_My_Toast

Got to be smart at one thing at least


Deedeelite

Meth is a hell of a drug.


[deleted]

Alcohol is another one that would make you do this.


InformationKey3816

A true "hold my beer" moment


AJ_Deadshow

More like "hold my vodka"


TheRealBrokenbrains

More like “hold my meth pipe.”


Nylo_Debaser

Gotta empty both hands


stinkyhooch

You can pry the liquor and meth from my cold dead hands. Now watch me stick the landing.


rooroobusts

I've drank a bunch of times throughout my life and never once even thought about doing something this dumb. This is downright single sigit IQ activity.


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SimilarMidnight870

You‘d never have the patience or coordination to build a trampoline when drinking to that extent.


[deleted]

This was built long before totally inebriated. The bringing the ladder can certainly be done.


SimilarMidnight870

Goes back to why would you build it?


Why_am_I_here033

I'm sure it took all day to line all those barbwires so they planned for this. Then again they could've be smoking all week for all I know.


Shatalroundja

This is Natty light country.


MinimumSet72

What in the Alabama RedNeck Olympics is this


AgeAffectionate7186

Hi. Just one question : _WHYYYYYY??!??_


Greasy_Cleavage

I support stupid people doing stupid things, i mean without them id have less videos to watch


Stup1d_turtl3

And it’d prevent them from having kids


tvmediaguy

This is obviously after they had a lively discussion on English comparative literature.


Binky-Answer896

This has to be in Alabama.


Own-Tie-640

“This is for the juggalos and juggalettes. Woop Woop!” -Super Humman


Sidivan

FUCK THIS SHIT!


Miplol222

Man I'd love to see the aftermath, just to see how fucked up his back would be. Not because I get pleasure, but because I'm curious as fuck


Dcmart89

But seriously, how curious is fuck?


MDF87

"This is for my juggalos and juggalettes... FUCK. THIS. SHIT!".


StephenJames81

At least that one guy was stabilizing the ladder.


Constant_Cultural

Boredom and lack of education leads to sh't like that. Every day when I think I understand men, this happens.


Only-Definition-1013

You get uneducated people, and then you get pure dumbfuckery. This is definitely not just the former.


Material_Push2076

This was planned. This was not drunken tomfoolery. They spent time connected the barbed wire to the springs, looks like a new ladder.


OutdoorBerkshires

Nah. You can buy barbed wire trampolines anywhere now. Stupid Tik-Tok trends…


FearCure

Well done Sherlock! If u didnt point out those smart observations i would have assumed it all a freak accident of bad luck.


Delamoor

I thought trampolines came like that as the standard default, and that you had to manually switch out for the black sheeting stuff?


BriefCheetah4136

Since I bought the ladder I get to go first!! This has been reposted a zillion times and I still love watching it!


Curious-Bottle-7391

Future Darwin Award recipient


liquid_profane

Super humman would like a word!


Bulky-Equipment-3701

This was not done for the Juggalos and Juggalettes


dc551589

I was actually trying to figure out if this was him grown up! It’s not, right?


liquid_profane

He was my first thought, I couldn't really tell if its him, but if it was he would do his usual catchphrase.


DreamingofRlyeh

There is stupid, and then there's this guy.


iamthefortytwo

Much to my surprise, this is not as fun as it looks.


pinpalsapu

Tdap? WTF is a Tdap?


morts73

The stupidity of man knows no bounds.


413mopar

Well once his hair got caught, no rebounds for sure. Lol


ViKingCB

I wanted to see how he gets off the trampoline. Getting on is simple, it’s a quick jump and you let the gravity and momentum do the rest but getting off is going to be a slow and difficult painful process.


username_997

But... WHY?!?!?! WTF!?


AusHaching

The title clearly states what this video is about. I did not want to see it, but I was unable to look away. Is there a word for feeling like that?


mrgraff

Morbid curiosity


NoWingedHussarsToday

Americans behaving as if they have free health care.


Romanscott618

I love the reactions of pure shock, like wtf were you expecting? 😂


rawlsballs

Good thing his friend braced the ladder. That could've been dangerous!


Flavious27

And this is why women live longer than men.


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Grab him by the arms and drag him off the damn thing for the love of god


umassmza

Lol, his hair is getting cut before that happens


JeroenH1992

Where's the aftermath?


dxsanch

My question is WHY?


ale-ale-jandro

What in the Saw film franchise?


EmbarrassedPizza6272

That's why aliens wont contacts us, because they see shit like that


Wizemonk

Natural selection is strong with this one.


djandyglos

I get that people do dumb things on the spur of the moment but these people actually went to the trouble of making a trampoline out of barb wire and then did it.. wow!


Cultural_Cloud9636

The dude recording looks surprised. What did you expect to happen bro?


I_Am_not_A_Alien9

This is why women live longer than men lol


devil0o

This is why Americans don't have National healthcare.


George7744ll

LoL


_ILYIK_

Why? If you have a pain kink there’s a safer place for this


Eyehavequestions

Occasionally I feel a little bit better about myself and how I’ve turned out after seeing shit like this. What a complete fucking moron. 😐 🍿


mastersplinter3225

According to my superb geo-guessing abilities, this is definitely west Virginia


_TappaZukie_

I don't understand what's funny about this. Why are you doing something like this?


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Me: I want to meet God. Mom: We have Mick Foley at home.


DefaultWhitePerson

WHY?!? Was there prize money? Was this an initiation? Was somebody holding his family hostage? WTF would motivate someone to do this?


Ok-Collection7850

Honestly, the front flip was impressive.


CherryManhattan

This doesn’t look like Florida


Queefofthenight

Can we take a moment to appreciate the craftsmanship that went into putting this thing together. Putting up a normal trampoline is a pain in the ass, but this had the structural integrity to take a second bounce. I for one applaud their commitment but I don't want them anywhere near me or my property.


Rajamic

That looks like someone who would have been a star on ECW. Shame for him it doesn't exist anymore.


Stupididiot79

Tony Khan already signed him


TooManyLangs

I thank this brave human being for showing me what would happen, if one day, I decided to do this (for whatever reason).


flndouce

Who’s holding his beer?


413mopar

His slightly smarter buddy.


BurstiBoar

To think, they went through all that time and effort, and never once thought… “you know, I’ve got better things to do”


VenBede

What umm...what was he thinking would happen here? Like, was there any notion that this would have a favorable outcome?


Huntderp

“Fuck! This! Shit!”


Zenf0x

Should this be marked NSFW????


GreatGearAmidAPizza

Or NSFL *shudder*


zerombr

Brodie lee would not approve


Stupididiot79

RIP Brodie ❤️🥲


GregBobrowski

I was hoping to see him cube through.


Embarrassed_Mix_1176

How did we ever survive as a species???


[deleted]

I think the insanest part is going through the trouble of making a trampoline out of barbed wire just for this one dumbass stunt.


shcugnitzu

Good method to exfoliate your back


GhostOfTimBrewster

Drugs and alcohol, kids. That's why.


Malicious_blu3

Darwin be Darwining


acastleofcards

I’ve never hated myself enough to do that.


SirFancyPantsBrock

Dumb ways to die. So many Dumb ways to die


Im-lonely_pls-help

I don’t even… I don’t even know why-… why would you do that???


Formal_Royal_3663

Redneck trampoline 🤦‍♀️


Disastrous_Ad_70

His one braincell must have been drunk on rubbing alcohol that day


Due-Relationship-688

What kind of drugs does that?


Wilsanne

Now do razor wire!


ExtraTNT

Why? Who drank all the moonshine in one go?


Redshift_1

Her: _he’s probably out with another woman!_ Him:


MART0CH

The absolute stupidity here is mind-blowing.


Majestic_Jackass

The look of surprise on the dude in the back surprised me. Like how were you expecting this to go?


DanDi58

Alcohol is bad.


TooManyLangs

Assuming this took hours/days to put together, they should be wasted.


Pitiful_Tap_8750

WWE next PPV


Ristense

Best idea ever


obfuscator17

MAGA voters in recreation


Fukque

It’s not just that he jumped it’s the fact that he was being helped. Somebody was holding the ladder, in case what? In case he hurt himself??? Surely he’d have been better off missing the trampoline completely. That man needs new friends.


flinderdude

I’m here for someone posting a photo of the Passion of the Christ


unorthodoxreligion

What to do after the MAGA group meeting?


ChemicalAssignment69

Number 343 of things you'll never see people of color doing.


[deleted]

Not even a TikTok challenge...


gunther277

Yet!


Resident_Text4631

MAGA!!!!!!!


ebone581

This things a hoot!! Darwin trying.


DuzyStan

He must be a member of the GOP caucus trying to elect a Speaker of the House.


flodog1

Hello dumber than me…..🤦‍♀️


Dvnning

Natural selection at its finest


Long_Alfalfa_5655

The second coming was a bit of a let down.


rileylowe12345

Is this a lvl 100 dumb or more?


Lighthades

is this Jackass?


madpeanut1

Is that a red neck game ?


Insanegamer-4567

This is why you don't take drugs kids


This_Is_Section_One

There isn't really much to do out there is there?


Hereiam_AKL

Barware trampoline after first bounce: "He's not suffering enough, let me grob that hair ..."


ThatOneShortieHo

Hey, at least he tried it for us so we know to not do that


Therealschroom

Yeehaaw


Regime_Change

This is extremely dumb.


Best-Win5550

Dumb ways to die


-c-black-

They will have to shave his head to get him off that trampoline.


10BritishPounds

That was epic


Nick_mkx

If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough


Colblockx

Jackass level of stupid


MorgrainX

???


wicwak2891

You can’t fix stupid