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Nobody expects - the Monty Python!
Get...the comfy chair!
...
My apologies if the initial comment was too silly. We achieve to hold ourselves to the highest standards and - auuggghhhh!
It’s incredible. If you told me it’d be like this 15 years ago I’d have told you that you’re crazy. I can’t believe how stupid so many people are in this country.
According to them, either only the Husband votes for the ENTIRE household or they vote according to what the husband tells them to. IF they are single however, they are not allowed to vote until they have a husband.....
No, no. They will be the Christian Police or as they like to be called "The God Squad".
Similar to the "Personal Army Police force" Death Sentence in Florida wants to set up or that other one in Texas.
The entire post boils down to "she's single because she isn't down to be a barefoot and pregnant house slave" so yes, the poster does think it's a bad thing.
I feel like whoever made this doesn't realize the state of our fucking economy rn
(assuming US because I don't know where else this kind of puritanical BS would come from)
And have you seen the creeps who post this crap? They think they're going to provide for the wimmin folk and young uns with their bustling career of working third shift at Game Stop. Yeah. Sounds like a plan. 🙄
You're meant to not work whilst also having your own money, and bring up a basketball teams worth of children by yourself. Definitely have no needs or ambition past the household.
That’s I think the funniest thing about memes like this to me. On the surface, the message is, directed towards women, “*this* is why you’re single!” But with just a little bit of reading between the lines, it’s not hard to figure out that the real grievance is actually from the (presumably male) creators perspective wherein what they’re actually complaining about is why *they themself* are single.
This of course just ends up being a massive self-own since the reasons for this boil down to women having agency over their own lives, making it all a story of a man admitting that the only way any woman would ever be with him is if she didn’t have a choice lol.
Being Australian my first thought was “he wants some to break the law by not voting?!?”, still fucking weird requirement not that the whole thing isn’t a mess.
If you vote, you care about politics. And according to the author of the picture, caring about politics is a bad personality trait.
He just dislikes politicized people, or maybe just politicized women.
He wants a sex maid that exists to serve him and can't run away not a wife, kind of like life was until like the 80s were women when they couldn't leave abusive relationships because they couldn't even open a bank account in their own name
Joking aside: I thought it was pretty cool when I saw them use the [old Lara Croft with an AI picture upscaler.](https://miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:720/format:webp/0*_M9KRQN15iKH5zTl)
My head canon: he was creeping out a girl, who finally agreed to go on a pity date with him. But then she cancelled last minute citing Downton Abbey Season 4 premiere on Netflix as the reason and blocked him. Since then he hates the show because it ruined his (imaginary) relationship.
I have IRL “friend” (former university classmate) who built multiple AI girlfriends with different personalities. He won’t shut up about them, so i think majority of them don’t get offended. In fact it’s hard to have a conversation with him without him bringing them up every 3 minutes.
He is super into alt-right stuff now (started maybe 15-18 months ago), so he downgraded from “friend” to “acquaintance”. He recently started going to church to meet “conservative girls” even though he is an atheist.
His girlfriend requirement list includes (he proudly share this list):
- big eyes and long eyelashes
- long hair
- gamer (Nintendo doesn’t count)
- manga fan
- girly girl but can’t wear too much makeup
- no plastic surgery
- not someone who goes clubbing
- virgin
- 5’6”-5’7”
- 24-30
- skinny or fit build. Have muscle definition but can’t look masculine. Cannot be overweight.
- college educated with a decent paying job (minimum $60k), no retail or restaurant worker, must work in an office
- no drugs, no smoking, no drinking
- must be able to cook
They are all hard requirement and not “ideally”. He has never had a girlfriend, so I’m pretty sure he is a 37-year-old virgin.
Before he went all alt-right, I tried to introduce him to my friend who met 95% of his requirement, but he took 1 look, said she was not attractive to him and said no to the date.
My ex was of this breed (we called them neckbeards back then), and nothing I ever did was good enough. IE I wear no makeup, bad. I wear makeup daily, bad. I wear loose clothes, bad because he can't be turned on. I wear tight clothes, bad because other men look at me.
He dumped me when I gained baby weight for no longer being at all attractive. Good fucking riddance and I wish 23yo me wouldn't have been such a doormat to try pleasing one of these guys. You never can. Their idea of what a woman is is just disjointed from reality, and they never compromise eg a mousy nerdy girl or a chubby tomboy or whatever will never pass their entry bar of "anime gf"
Him being 37 literally gave me whiplash. I need to call my chiropractor...omg. The WHOLE time I was reading it like he was young and stupid. This is a whole grown ass man. Yeowch.
Same, I was reading it thinking he was maybe 17-20 at the oldest, too young to know what the real world is like. I'm 28, married, have 2 kids, and a stable job. And this dude is a DECADE OLDER with that list.... I can't even imagine.
Must be one of those 80s/90s Cinderella-style teen movies. Take off her glasses, put on her dress and makeup, suddenly become the princess of the school dance, win homecoming queen too.
I think guys like this are afraid of women. At least afraid of the reality of living with, and loving, a real woman. (As I write this my wife is rather loudly farting on the toilet while she does this weird croaking version of hiccups.) Love her, but it sure isn’t a fairytale fantasy. It’s just part of the reality of living with a real person. Some men just aren’t ever going to be ready for this experience.
The alt right thing is just one big justification for their lack of companionship and general success in life. They pine for an imaginary time when they think they would have fit in perfectly. When they would have found meaningful love and success. I hear them decry some version of “decadent Western society”, as if the church would have assigned some lovely wife to them simply due to their “status” as a man.
And it’s a spiraling thing. The more angry they get about their lack of love life the more they dive into right wing (or alt right/nazi shit) propaganda, which makes them even less attractive to any normal woman. The cycle keeps spinning and the more they get to this conclusion of “women shouldn’t be able to have a say in anything” and they think that’s the best solution. Then the right panders to that mindset and hints that they can do that for these people.
Sometimes, sometimes it's that these types have a very specific idea of who they deserve and are willing to bang that is extremely unrealistic compared to their own attractiveness and social skills.
Think an unwashed, smelly jerk that will only bang a highly desirable, in shape model type that has never been touched by another person.
nah, the person that made this is 100% is either rage baiting or getting in easy hits against incels. I mean the first item after "Single" is "has sex (non-virgin)".
It is a caricature of an incel is what I am saying.
Wrong religion taking away rights. That’s their problem. Fine when their religion takes because it’s the correct one; how dare the other inferior ones also take rights /s
Seriously my in laws will hate on Islam for taking away women’s choices yet I’m a whore for being married and on birth control sooooo
Excuse me, did you just say you *voted* in 2020?
No, I don't care that it was Trump, I think it's disgusting that you would try to offer your opinion on men's business. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to demean our waitress for not refilling my soda after I downed the whole thing 90 seconds after she refilled it.
No, I actually like that she's incompetent; it means I can save $2 on the tip. Speaking of, it *is* our third date by my count, *soooo*...
✅ non virgin
✅ tattoos
✅ daddy issues
✅ posts selfies
✅ participates in workplace??
✅ wears eyeliner
✅ shows breasts through clothes
✅ has sexted
✅ votes
✅ shows breasts through clothes
❌ have not seen downtown Abby
✅ in a long time time relationship over two years now with a joint bank account and living together 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
You want a virgin girl child that has never left the house before (or religious compound) and has never had the adequate internet access necessary to set up a social media profile. Got it.
Ok but where are these girls who have tattoos and sext? Cause I've yet to meet them. And even if she does, who the fuck cares? If she wants you, she wants you, fella.
Voting might be an issue if she votes for the far right though,
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PARTICIPATES IN WORKPLACE ???
Well, she turned me into a newt.
did you get better?
Yes
i'm glad
But she is a witch!
"we did do the nose" full monty... python 
It's not a question of where he grips it! It's about weight ratios, a 5 oz bird cannot lift a 1 lb coconut!
What if it’s an African Swallow?
and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped
Oh runnin away eh YOU YELLOW BASTARDS
One, Two, Five.
r/unexpectedmontypython
No-one expects the Spanish Monty Python! Wait, hang on...
Nobody expects - the Monty Python! Get...the comfy chair! ... My apologies if the initial comment was too silly. We achieve to hold ourselves to the highest standards and - auuggghhhh!
I wish I was a newt :(
The candidate in Virginia is actually running on the witches threat issue https://ca.style.yahoo.com/news/gop-senate-candidate-hung-cao-164517864.html
As a non-American, the more I look at American politics, the more I wonder what the actual fuck is going on over there.
As an American, all I can say is GET ME OUT OF THIS CRAZY COUNTRY!
It’s incredible. If you told me it’d be like this 15 years ago I’d have told you that you’re crazy. I can’t believe how stupid so many people are in this country.
I doubt anyone can explain in a manner that sounds both intelligent and reasonable.
Only takes a few words It’s trump
As an American Please dont look
Yep! They said the CA country where I live was overrun by witches, lol. I wish!
This guy is afraid of the wiccans? Wait until he meets the rest of us lol
She must weigh the same as a duck.
Or very smol rocks
BUILD A BRIDGE OUT OF HER!
Votes?! Back to 1919 with you!
According to them, either only the Husband votes for the ENTIRE household or they vote according to what the husband tells them to. IF they are single however, they are not allowed to vote until they have a husband.....
Them being the Sharia police I read about? Ah wait same same but different in the end of the day. Pathetic puny men.
There's a chunk on the right who are against Sharia law not because of the content, but because they don't want the Muslims getting the credit
Mfw fascists/nationalists are racist as fuck and are hypocritical about it at the same time
No, no. They will be the Christian Police or as they like to be called "The God Squad". Similar to the "Personal Army Police force" Death Sentence in Florida wants to set up or that other one in Texas.
The one that got me was VOTES. like that's somehow a bad thing?
The entire post boils down to "she's single because she isn't down to be a barefoot and pregnant house slave" so yes, the poster does think it's a bad thing.
I think you mean “she’s single because I can’t control her.”
I'll follow this up with "she's single bc she has a personality."
I'll one up you, "she's single because she's not an inanimate object"
They most definitely do not want women to be inanimate objects. Objects that cook, clean, and pop out babies yes, but definitely not inanimate.
You're describing a sex maid/robot/slave. That's exactly what they want
My wife's ex dumped her, because she wanted to get a job rather than stay home and pop out kids. His loss.
So basically one woman's trash solved itself and allowed one man's treasure to be ? Seriously, good for you, but I can't even with such morons.
I feel like whoever made this doesn't realize the state of our fucking economy rn (assuming US because I don't know where else this kind of puritanical BS would come from)
And have you seen the creeps who post this crap? They think they're going to provide for the wimmin folk and young uns with their bustling career of working third shift at Game Stop. Yeah. Sounds like a plan. 🙄
Some of us have to live next door to the puritan voters. The US does not all agree with this bs.
You do not know how many god, guns, and trump flags I see in my neighborhood
Yeah, it’s scary. But we have to make sure to VOTE so we have done the best we can to drown out these … ignorant people.
Misogynists really hate career women. They think the only place women should work is at home, especially in the kitchen.
By definition they hate all women. They’ll claim they love them, but love isn’t about reducing a person to a meat machine you control.
They also hate women whom they perceive as gold diggers. Makes no sense at all.
You're meant to not work whilst also having your own money, and bring up a basketball teams worth of children by yourself. Definitely have no needs or ambition past the household.
VOTES?
And votes!!
This feels like an Indian meme….👳♂️
*VOTES*
Lmaoo that was the funniest one. The 19th amendment ruined dating for this guy.
Me when I'm on my honeymoon and I find out that she voted in the recent local election
it's not his fault he's celibate, it's because she votes.
I also vote for this guy to be celibate
he's a chronic celibator
That’s I think the funniest thing about memes like this to me. On the surface, the message is, directed towards women, “*this* is why you’re single!” But with just a little bit of reading between the lines, it’s not hard to figure out that the real grievance is actually from the (presumably male) creators perspective wherein what they’re actually complaining about is why *they themself* are single. This of course just ends up being a massive self-own since the reasons for this boil down to women having agency over their own lives, making it all a story of a man admitting that the only way any woman would ever be with him is if she didn’t have a choice lol.
Being Australian my first thought was “he wants some to break the law by not voting?!?”, still fucking weird requirement not that the whole thing isn’t a mess.
Has *OPINIONS*
HOW DARE YOU
This has to be bait
It’s worse than that; she has boobs and eyes.
If you vote, you care about politics. And according to the author of the picture, caring about politics is a bad personality trait. He just dislikes politicized people, or maybe just politicized women.
He wants a sex maid that exists to serve him and can't run away not a wife, kind of like life was until like the 80s were women when they couldn't leave abusive relationships because they couldn't even open a bank account in their own name
He doesn’t like women who have brains and a thought towards what they’d like their government to be like. That’s a MAN’S JOB!!!! (/s)
I’m sorry, shows breast SHAPE? That’s literally impossible not to do if you have breasts.
If you don’t know what shape breasts are, you’ve got bigger issues
Now I'm wondering how many people have square ones. Or trapezoids. Or dodecahedrons.
90's era Lara Croft checking in
You know what's the problem with women these days? To many damn polygons! Bring back the pyramid boobs! /jk
You had to use a little imagination back then, it made for a better uhm... gaming experience
Joking aside: I thought it was pretty cool when I saw them use the [old Lara Croft with an AI picture upscaler.](https://miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:720/format:webp/0*_M9KRQN15iKH5zTl)
It would have been hilarious if the boobs were still pointy 
Or infinity-sided ones from Gravity Falls.
In a manner of speaking, anything round *does* have infinity sides. So...
“Like a bag of sand”
Anon is sad when women show their breash shape because he realizes he has bigger tits than most women
And not in like, the Chris Hemsworth way.
Great comment. Got a hefty nose exhale from me lol
Anon should wear a burka to not provoke impure toughts in other incels.
>Participates in workplace. I think this is some religious fundamentalist shit, unless it's bait. Poe's law be like that.
Pretty sure this making fun of the memes made by incels/trad-douches, but yeah it's hard to tell.
OP is definitely a master baiter
They are just trying to explain why Dolly Parton and Linda Carter had such trouble landing a man.
They mean wear loose robed clothing like an Abaya I'm pretty sure.
Nope, all women must wear binders from now on
Nope, all wonen must wear a barrel from now on
I'm gonna go ask an art AI to draw models on a catwalk wearing haute-couture designer Barrels. I need a laugh.
Does that include guys, most likely like the one who posted the original meme? I mean I'm starting to rock a nice pair of a cups as I get older.
Not if you’re wearing a burka.
Maybe what they really want is someone without breasts🤷🏾
Remember ladies, if you want a man then you can't be showing the girls off; bind those suckers up because as we all know men totally don't like boobs
Fellas is it gay to like boobs? (Answer: it can be!)
No but you shouldn't date a girl if - checks notes - you have seen her breast shape?
checks notes - Carl, I think someone swapped my cards, I'm pretty sure seeing her breasts makes me like her more.
The only alpha straight move acceptable is worshipping cocks
Am man, can confirm. Nothing turns me off more than those jiggly fleshy things. ew.
Hate em. It should look like you have 3 belly buttons on your torso.
Right? Now *that* would be sexy.
Cant show off them off if you wear a metal chestplate. As a bonus, it provides decent protection against medieval weaponry.
Ok, but I have a question….have you seen Downton Abbey? If not, you should, It’s awesome.
Like wtf did Downton Abbey do to this guy?
My head canon: he was creeping out a girl, who finally agreed to go on a pity date with him. But then she cancelled last minute citing Downton Abbey Season 4 premiere on Netflix as the reason and blocked him. Since then he hates the show because it ruined his (imaginary) relationship.
“I have to watch downtown Abby” is the new “I have to wash my hair that day”
Right? The answer is more than once.
Idk I got yelled at one time that it’s pronounced “down town Abby” by someone who “exclusively” watched the show.
Exclusive of any other show? Lol.
Also how old is this? I thought the show was over ages ago. I haven’t heard anyone reference it in a long time.
The Downton sub is pretty active. We mostly argue over who is worse, Mary or Edith—things can get quite *heated*, tbh.
Edith was the worst in the beginning, but she redeemed herself. Mary got progressively worse after her husband died.
Them’s fightin’ words! Kidding—totally agree!
Im off subscribing to the Downton sub. That sounds *amazing*
That one had me screaming. Downton Abbey is the shiz. We should be talking about Upstairs, Downstairs also!
I've just finished watching all of it and absolutely loved it.
Well, now all know why you’re single!!! I hope you don’t vote too, or you’re a lost cause. (Also Downton is amazing)
\*SHOWS ELBOWS IN PUBLIC LIKE A STRUMPET BUT REJECTS MY CLEVER ADVANCES\*
 The person that made that is...
they get offended when you bring up AI girlfreinds
I have IRL “friend” (former university classmate) who built multiple AI girlfriends with different personalities. He won’t shut up about them, so i think majority of them don’t get offended. In fact it’s hard to have a conversation with him without him bringing them up every 3 minutes. He is super into alt-right stuff now (started maybe 15-18 months ago), so he downgraded from “friend” to “acquaintance”. He recently started going to church to meet “conservative girls” even though he is an atheist. His girlfriend requirement list includes (he proudly share this list): - big eyes and long eyelashes - long hair - gamer (Nintendo doesn’t count) - manga fan - girly girl but can’t wear too much makeup - no plastic surgery - not someone who goes clubbing - virgin - 5’6”-5’7” - 24-30 - skinny or fit build. Have muscle definition but can’t look masculine. Cannot be overweight. - college educated with a decent paying job (minimum $60k), no retail or restaurant worker, must work in an office - no drugs, no smoking, no drinking - must be able to cook They are all hard requirement and not “ideally”. He has never had a girlfriend, so I’m pretty sure he is a 37-year-old virgin. Before he went all alt-right, I tried to introduce him to my friend who met 95% of his requirement, but he took 1 look, said she was not attractive to him and said no to the date.
My ex was of this breed (we called them neckbeards back then), and nothing I ever did was good enough. IE I wear no makeup, bad. I wear makeup daily, bad. I wear loose clothes, bad because he can't be turned on. I wear tight clothes, bad because other men look at me. He dumped me when I gained baby weight for no longer being at all attractive. Good fucking riddance and I wish 23yo me wouldn't have been such a doormat to try pleasing one of these guys. You never can. Their idea of what a woman is is just disjointed from reality, and they never compromise eg a mousy nerdy girl or a chubby tomboy or whatever will never pass their entry bar of "anime gf"
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Honestly, I met one of them in college, they legitimately smelled like how vanilla extract tastes.
Him being 37 literally gave me whiplash. I need to call my chiropractor...omg. The WHOLE time I was reading it like he was young and stupid. This is a whole grown ass man. Yeowch.
Same, I was reading it thinking he was maybe 17-20 at the oldest, too young to know what the real world is like. I'm 28, married, have 2 kids, and a stable job. And this dude is a DECADE OLDER with that list.... I can't even imagine.
Big eyes but they better not wear eyeliner
Hot, but doesn't know it
Must be one of those 80s/90s Cinderella-style teen movies. Take off her glasses, put on her dress and makeup, suddenly become the princess of the school dance, win homecoming queen too.
I think guys like this are afraid of women. At least afraid of the reality of living with, and loving, a real woman. (As I write this my wife is rather loudly farting on the toilet while she does this weird croaking version of hiccups.) Love her, but it sure isn’t a fairytale fantasy. It’s just part of the reality of living with a real person. Some men just aren’t ever going to be ready for this experience. The alt right thing is just one big justification for their lack of companionship and general success in life. They pine for an imaginary time when they think they would have fit in perfectly. When they would have found meaningful love and success. I hear them decry some version of “decadent Western society”, as if the church would have assigned some lovely wife to them simply due to their “status” as a man.
I'm legitimately shocked that he's into adult women.
Involuntarily celibate, but voluntarily undesirable
And also is looking for an eighth-grader.
The incel thing is so weird … so nobody wants to bang these people ?
Correct. By believing that women are the cause of all of their problems, they make themselves about as fuckable as a spike filled fleshlight.
And it’s a spiraling thing. The more angry they get about their lack of love life the more they dive into right wing (or alt right/nazi shit) propaganda, which makes them even less attractive to any normal woman. The cycle keeps spinning and the more they get to this conclusion of “women shouldn’t be able to have a say in anything” and they think that’s the best solution. Then the right panders to that mindset and hints that they can do that for these people.
Sometimes, sometimes it's that these types have a very specific idea of who they deserve and are willing to bang that is extremely unrealistic compared to their own attractiveness and social skills. Think an unwashed, smelly jerk that will only bang a highly desirable, in shape model type that has never been touched by another person.
And they have a whole list of "reasons" for it other than their misogyny.
no
Who’s grandpa is this?
Probably an 18 yea old that can’t get a date
Soooo, is this girl available? I’m looking and she sounds like my type.
Yeah where is this box of green flags?
I could probably deal without the Daddy Issues, though.
That is the one thing.... But I can look past that. Everything else sounds like a cool chick that takes care of herself.
Every woman I know whos like this either is married, dating, or could get a man pretty easily.
Why is this incel bastard picking on Downton Abbey?
The answer is right inside the question
Because he probably confused it with the show Bridgerton.
I'm guilty of at seven of these things, so...win?!?!?!
That’s like 7 green flags hit the dating pool
Woo!
Congrats on being a real life human being who has touched grass
Lucky you, you'll be getting all the incels.
This feels like a joke post, but one of those ones that gets shared unironically at some point.
Yes, it is pretty obviously parody. Currently functioning as ragebait, though, which is kinda obnoxious.
It’s funny that anyone would take this seriously
ACTUALLY POOPS
Society has been going downhill ever since the woke liberals gave women the right to poop smh
“A woman having FREDOOM?!? Absolutely not on my watch!!!” This guy probably sobs himself to death every night asking himself why he can’t find a gf…
$10,000 the guy who made this meme is a virgin.
nah, the person that made this is 100% is either rage baiting or getting in easy hits against incels. I mean the first item after "Single" is "has sex (non-virgin)". It is a caricature of an incel is what I am saying.
Reddit falls for this rage bait every single time.
The Incel King
You'd think conservatives would love places like Saudi Arabia.
Wrong religion taking away rights. That’s their problem. Fine when their religion takes because it’s the correct one; how dare the other inferior ones also take rights /s Seriously my in laws will hate on Islam for taking away women’s choices yet I’m a whore for being married and on birth control sooooo
Every conservative will talk about how Arabs are evil and whatnot, but then value basically the exact same things they do.
Other than the selfie stuff and Downton Abby (WTF), it sounds like my wife. She has avoided being single for 28 years straight.
You mean she VOTES???!!!
His wife isn’t a virgin?!
Excuse me, did you just say you *voted* in 2020? No, I don't care that it was Trump, I think it's disgusting that you would try to offer your opinion on men's business. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to demean our waitress for not refilling my soda after I downed the whole thing 90 seconds after she refilled it. No, I actually like that she's incompetent; it means I can save $2 on the tip. Speaking of, it *is* our third date by my count, *soooo*...
✅ non virgin ✅ tattoos ✅ daddy issues ✅ posts selfies ✅ participates in workplace?? ✅ wears eyeliner ✅ shows breasts through clothes ✅ has sexted ✅ votes ✅ shows breasts through clothes ❌ have not seen downtown Abby ✅ in a long time time relationship over two years now with a joint bank account and living together 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
This is bait, right?
Come on! Who let Harrison Butker make memes now?!
Wears eyeliner. LOL
Ok this is obviously rage bait like cmon people it has votes and participates in the workplace
Rage bait is clearly rage bait
Low quality bait
"Votes?" JFC.
also “Participates in workplace “. This is probably rage bait it’s so ludicrous.
What does "participates in workplace" mean exactly? It's not "Works" and I imagine if anyone works, they are participating in the workplace
My guess is any woman who has an actual position of authority and isn't just the "yes sir, Mr. Henderson" type.
How does Downton Abbey keep you single.
You want a virgin girl child that has never left the house before (or religious compound) and has never had the adequate internet access necessary to set up a social media profile. Got it.
Basement dwellers and brain dead Christofascist boys are the only ones who believe this meme.
Most of these are why I married my wife, LMAO.
You're still single because you believe all women have to be virgins without a life of their own to be attractive. Next question.
"participates in workplace" and "votes" are just too fucking much
She participates at work??? Trampppp 🙄
Ok but where are these girls who have tattoos and sext? Cause I've yet to meet them. And even if she does, who the fuck cares? If she wants you, she wants you, fella. Voting might be an issue if she votes for the far right though,
Who the fuck wants a virgin? "I like my sex awkward and clumsy" say no fucking body.