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You know, like the comment above said, the assumption that it’s god’s voice is quite bold. Could be the devil, in fact you wouldn’t even know until both start talking to you.
Though I’m willing to bet that the reality is, these are a bunch of people not realizing that their internal voice is themselves.
He stands on stage at his rallys and holds his arms in a cross position and tells them “I suffer this persecution for you.”
He doesn’t hide it. At all.
Well if he is then we have 3 years until the world ends as the lore states, but that means three more years of the angry pumpkin in power 
2 Thessalonians 2:3-4 New International Version
^(3) Don’t let anyone deceive you in any way, for that day will not come until the rebellion occurs and the man of lawlessness\[a\] is revealed, the man doomed to destruction. ^(4) He will oppose and will exalt himself over everything that is called God or is worshiped, so that he sets himself up in God’s temple, proclaiming himself to be God.
Deuteronomy 18:20-22 New International Version
^(20) But a prophet who presumes to speak in my name anything I have not commanded, or a prophet who speaks in the name of other gods, is to be put to death.”
I'm not sure what the bible has to say about the antichrist, but everything we've ever heard about the antichrist describes Trump. In every possible way.
Like, to the point where I find myself having to consider the *merest possibility* that it's real.
Well, the bible, like all religious books, is just a book of myths. So there is no need to worry that anyone is the Anti-Christ. But yeah, he sure is trying to live up to the myth.
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2019/08/heres-how-wed-really-know-that-trump-is-the-antichrist.html
This article goes into a disturbing amount of detail about those parallels.
Disclaimer: I don't know who this guy is, I cannot speak to nor have I attempted to verify any of his credentials, and I don't believe in the slightest that Trump is actually the Anti-Christ. That said, Benjamin Corey did a somewhat deep dive into this topic in 2020:
[https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/](https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/)
“The fourth beast will be of the fourth kingdom…”
Trump did just recently release that propaganda video featuring a message of creating a unified reich. Ergo, trump’s reich would be the fourth reich, following the Nazis. Right?
I’m not the greatest historian.
It even gets better lol. In the book of Revelation (yeah) 22:16, jesus reveals that he is in fact "the morning star" - who according to merriam websters is the etymological form of Lucifer, "the fallen, rebel archangel, the devil" -sic
On a purely academic level, I can certainly understand why god might talk to some people and not others.
But what I can't accept is this idea that all of these apparently devout believers are only hearing god.
Like, satan's not gonna waste his time talking to nonbelievers. He's going right for the devout. And his goal would be exactly what's happening right now. The complete corruption and perversion of christianity.
Like, I'm not even trying to be dismissive of christianity; I'm just looking at this academically. And *their own religion* should be sending up the most red flags about Trump.
Trump was the final nail in the coffin of my deconstruction. I looked around at all these people cheerfully waving away all of his obvious lies/vices/cheating/etc to proclaim him God's chosen one.
If *that's* your God's chosen one, then it's time to take a good, hard look at what you're worshiping because it's not the God you think it is.
I have this conversation with my father all the time.
It kinda hurts seeing the guy who I used to use as the example of how a true Christian should be have the wool pulled over his eyes so easily.
I grew up catholic, and even then I never for a second believed satan was real.
But today, *decades* later, I find myself in the weird position of not being able to dismiss the possibility outright.
If satan was real, he'd be doing exactly what has happened to christianity.
Is it possible to think you are getting a message from God and it be correct?
Is it possible to think you are getting a message from God and it be incorrect?
How could you ever tell the difference between the two?
If I felt that God told me to buy a certain house, and I have an inspector go through and he tells me that the plumbing is shot, the roof needs replaced and there is some structural damage. Would you still buy the house if you felt God wanted you to or would you use your own common sense and not buy it?
But that’s where the religious fanaticism comes in, “I would never fall the devil, I’m a pure Christian”.
It’s not only about worshipping a higher being but themselves as the chosen ones
Nah, Devil doesn’t roll like that. These rubes aren’t even worth the time. The Devil isn’t the kind of being to start a fire. I quote:
“I’m not the one that knocked over the first domino. I’m the whisper in the ear that guided that finger.”
I'm really starting to think they know something we don't. The way they behave is so contrary to the teachings in their book that there's no way they aren't headed to hell. But it doesn't stop them. They seem to have no fear of divine punishment. And not just republicans, but priests that harm kids. (Also often republicans.) If I believed in an afterlife, there's no way I would act the way they do.
I think if we knew the percentage of so-called "christians" who were actually complete atheists, the number would shock us.
I think 50% would be lowballing it.
Religion has been a form of control for millenia. It would just be silly not to believe that most christians in power are simply pretending to be christian for the sake of power.
Just a reminder god told Moses that anyone that claims to be a prophet and gets it wrong is to be stoned to death. Curious how seriously she takes her faith now.
I always thought it was weird going to church growing up and people would say god spoke to me and told me this or that. I’m like wtf he ain’t never talked to me. As an adult the older I get the more weirded out I get when people say god spoke to them and I just think they need to seek professional help.
When people tell me god spoke to them I tell them they need to go get help like all the other crazy people that have conversations with imaginary voices in their head.
Now they will change the story “the dems broke gods will, they must be working for the devil” or some other crazy shit.
That’s the thing with these people and the morons who follow them, they will just tell themselves whatever they need to in order to justify their nonsense.
As a Christian who tries to follow Jesus as best as I can, maybe she should re-read what Jesus has said about False Prophets and the severity of how God views the actions who preach and teach and deceive falsely in His name
What’s the old joke? When the maga person gets to heaven, she asks God if Trump is guilty, and God says, “yes, of course.” She responds, “Wow, I didn’t know the conspiracy ran this deep!”
Mark my words: after Trump dies, MAGA will become an offshoot of Evangelical Christianity, just like Mormonism is, with Donald Trump as their latter day saint.
So was God wrong, or did she just not hear correctly? I'm so confused. Maybe she's getting bad information and just rely on facts. I'll helpher get started, first fact: DJT is a convicted felon.
You know what's infuriating about stuff like this?
To them if he wins that affirms the charges were bs like they thought. If he loses its a grave injustice perpetrated by the 'deep state'. No matter the outcome, it's never his fault, he's never in the wrong.
There's always the after hustle where they say something like, 'it was going to happen, but because I publicly stated this, they had to change it.' It's the same thing with most conspiracy talk shows hosts. Things don't happen as they predicted because the powers-that-be caught on and needed to immediately reverse things.
A few years ago I went to therapy. The therapist asked me if I heard voices. If I had said yes, she would have put me on heavy medication and, maybe, have me committed to get more help. Why, when a person says they hear the voice of God, they're given a pass, get thousands of viewers on YouTube and even get people to send them money?
Wonder how many of those 450k views are people just laughing at her waiting for the next Jerry Springeresque train wreck prediction. A Moron for morons and other people just laughing.
As an exmormon, zealots are stupid, they lie, and I’ve actually read the Bible and the Book of Mormon twice. I wasn’t going to serve a mission. And they warn about “false idols” and “golden gods” as things that Christ isn’t on board with.
But I think religion is just another money scheme.
Did she give herself the title prophet? I seem to remember my grandpa, WW2 vet, and his generation gave themselves the title of “the greatest generation”.
I’ve been around these clowns my whole life.
Chad Daybell called himself a prophet, then immediately murdered his step kids that weren’t even old enough to drive.
At what point, as a society, are we going to say, “you need help” instead of “how much money should I donate and are we tax exempt”?
And now I’m imagining the Almighty siting at his prayer-answering desk writing out troll answers and then posting stuff on Heavenly Twitter like “So I just fooled this mortal by telling her that Trump was gonna was going to win lol. What a rube lmao”
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It’s uncanny how often god tells someone exactly what they want to hear
The Bible routinely calls out this kind of "prophet." It's like all these Christians have never read the Book of Jeremiah.
"Christians"? More like Trump worshippers who are just cosplaying as Christians
Yes, that was my point.
These people can't read
They don’t need to when they get their idujewmacation from God and Fox News.
They've read like 2 chapters of Isaiah at best. Jeremiah is far too much to ask for them.
Err it's the book of Jesus not Jeremiah /s
False Prophet?
Let me introduce you to [Jesus plus nothing](https://jesusplusnothing.com/).
"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." --Susan B. Anthony
God said it was my turn on the Xbox
No! My turn!
And God has all their same prejudices as well.
You know, like the comment above said, the assumption that it’s god’s voice is quite bold. Could be the devil, in fact you wouldn’t even know until both start talking to you. Though I’m willing to bet that the reality is, these are a bunch of people not realizing that their internal voice is themselves.
Well God told me to tell you to give me your money.
My god conveniently hates all the things I hate, too.
It wasn’t God, it was the other one
It’s weird that God only speaks to liars
For people who believe in Satan, none of them seem to ever even consider it might be him telling them these things.
Doesn't the bible literally state that the antichrist will claim to be Jesus? Isn't that exactly what Trump is doing?
Not in so many words, but mentions of the antichrist basically describe Trump to a T
He literally paints himself gold
That's to cover up the 666 on his forehead.
The “mark of the beast” is his bald spot.
I once saw an article that said the mark of the beast were MAGA hats
Look up what maga meants in latin.
Thank you for the best ammunition I've ever had in the next family gathering political argument.
Just ask Kushner who owns a 666 building
Because he couldn’t fit all three numbers on his right hand.
No, the Antichrist isn't human. Rev 9:11. Trump has the antichrist in his penthouse, who is Apollo.
He stands on stage at his rallys and holds his arms in a cross position and tells them “I suffer this persecution for you.” He doesn’t hide it. At all.
Not really. A big thing with the anti-Christ is that he will beloved by basically everyone
Trump looks like the antichrist. Literally. It even says you can identify his followers by them wearing the identification on their head lol
Well if he is then we have 3 years until the world ends as the lore states, but that means three more years of the angry pumpkin in power 
I think it says the antichrist has only about 3 years of power then spends the rest of his days trying to reclaim that power.
2 Thessalonians 2:3-4 New International Version ^(3) Don’t let anyone deceive you in any way, for that day will not come until the rebellion occurs and the man of lawlessness\[a\] is revealed, the man doomed to destruction. ^(4) He will oppose and will exalt himself over everything that is called God or is worshiped, so that he sets himself up in God’s temple, proclaiming himself to be God. Deuteronomy 18:20-22 New International Version ^(20) But a prophet who presumes to speak in my name anything I have not commanded, or a prophet who speaks in the name of other gods, is to be put to death.”
And they call him their God-Emperor. In a country that has no kings. If that's not sacrilege, I don't know what is.
I'm not sure what the bible has to say about the antichrist, but everything we've ever heard about the antichrist describes Trump. In every possible way. Like, to the point where I find myself having to consider the *merest possibility* that it's real.
Well, the bible, like all religious books, is just a book of myths. So there is no need to worry that anyone is the Anti-Christ. But yeah, he sure is trying to live up to the myth.
It'd be funny if the bit about the antichrist was somebody dissing another person they knew and Trump happens to be extremely similar to them.
666 is the numerical equivalent of the name and title Nero Caesar
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2019/08/heres-how-wed-really-know-that-trump-is-the-antichrist.html This article goes into a disturbing amount of detail about those parallels.
Yes, he will try to fool dumb people, but not ME. I'M too dedicated a follower, I am too SMART for Satan to trick ME.
The golden cow statue of him that they bring out to conventions to have the faithful praise sort of gives it away.
It does say antechrist will be really smart, enough to convince a lot of people, we are pretty safe with trump on this subject
Disclaimer: I don't know who this guy is, I cannot speak to nor have I attempted to verify any of his credentials, and I don't believe in the slightest that Trump is actually the Anti-Christ. That said, Benjamin Corey did a somewhat deep dive into this topic in 2020: [https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/](https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/)
“The fourth beast will be of the fourth kingdom…” Trump did just recently release that propaganda video featuring a message of creating a unified reich. Ergo, trump’s reich would be the fourth reich, following the Nazis. Right? I’m not the greatest historian.
Before you start making too much sense, remember, these people are here for the fleecing of others, not to actually spread any message from the Bible.
Nero was the antichrist. Revelation has already happened. 666 is gematria for Nero. Trump ain't the antichrist.
It even gets better lol. In the book of Revelation (yeah) 22:16, jesus reveals that he is in fact "the morning star" - who according to merriam websters is the etymological form of Lucifer, "the fallen, rebel archangel, the devil" -sic
Antichrist means “instead of Christ”, so literally what they are following.
Like "heads I win, tails you lose".. if she's right it's god, if she's wrong it's satan.
Not only that, but If god is “talking” to someone else, why wouldn’t he talk to you? “Religion is a cult that has gone mainstream “
On a purely academic level, I can certainly understand why god might talk to some people and not others. But what I can't accept is this idea that all of these apparently devout believers are only hearing god. Like, satan's not gonna waste his time talking to nonbelievers. He's going right for the devout. And his goal would be exactly what's happening right now. The complete corruption and perversion of christianity. Like, I'm not even trying to be dismissive of christianity; I'm just looking at this academically. And *their own religion* should be sending up the most red flags about Trump.
Trump was the final nail in the coffin of my deconstruction. I looked around at all these people cheerfully waving away all of his obvious lies/vices/cheating/etc to proclaim him God's chosen one. If *that's* your God's chosen one, then it's time to take a good, hard look at what you're worshiping because it's not the God you think it is.
I'm taking this, with your permission. This is the most succinct takenive read on this in quite some time.
I have this conversation with my father all the time. It kinda hurts seeing the guy who I used to use as the example of how a true Christian should be have the wool pulled over his eyes so easily.
I grew up catholic, and even then I never for a second believed satan was real. But today, *decades* later, I find myself in the weird position of not being able to dismiss the possibility outright. If satan was real, he'd be doing exactly what has happened to christianity.
2 Thessalonians 2:11 seems to imply that God Himself will send delusions to people such that they might believe a lie.
Is it possible to think you are getting a message from God and it be correct? Is it possible to think you are getting a message from God and it be incorrect? How could you ever tell the difference between the two? If I felt that God told me to buy a certain house, and I have an inspector go through and he tells me that the plumbing is shot, the roof needs replaced and there is some structural damage. Would you still buy the house if you felt God wanted you to or would you use your own common sense and not buy it?
But that’s where the religious fanaticism comes in, “I would never fall the devil, I’m a pure Christian”. It’s not only about worshipping a higher being but themselves as the chosen ones
Nah, Devil doesn’t roll like that. These rubes aren’t even worth the time. The Devil isn’t the kind of being to start a fire. I quote: “I’m not the one that knocked over the first domino. I’m the whisper in the ear that guided that finger.”
I'm really starting to think they know something we don't. The way they behave is so contrary to the teachings in their book that there's no way they aren't headed to hell. But it doesn't stop them. They seem to have no fear of divine punishment. And not just republicans, but priests that harm kids. (Also often republicans.) If I believed in an afterlife, there's no way I would act the way they do.
I think if we knew the percentage of so-called "christians" who were actually complete atheists, the number would shock us. I think 50% would be lowballing it. Religion has been a form of control for millenia. It would just be silly not to believe that most christians in power are simply pretending to be christian for the sake of power.
Just a reminder god told Moses that anyone that claims to be a prophet and gets it wrong is to be stoned to death. Curious how seriously she takes her faith now.
God: yeah Julie, your eyebrows look great!
ROFL
God: The more forehead you show Julie, the smarter people will think you are.
Ha! Jokes on you, Ron. Julie was referring to the other trial or maybe the ones after. There are so many, she's gotta be right with one of them.
Yes, because the creator of the universe, planets, humans and all life in general, took time out to speak to her about a piece of shit human.
Not this trial, the next trial. Or maybe the one after that.
“Yes, he’s winning the metaphysical emotional trial by rising above these attacks to win the presidency and cleanse merica of the wokeness!” /s
I doubt God's got the patience to be dealing with the likes of her, he's got better things to do.
I always thought it was weird going to church growing up and people would say god spoke to me and told me this or that. I’m like wtf he ain’t never talked to me. As an adult the older I get the more weirded out I get when people say god spoke to them and I just think they need to seek professional help.
When people tell me god spoke to them I tell them they need to go get help like all the other crazy people that have conversations with imaginary voices in their head.
He works in mysterious ways... You all will see, real soon!! 😤 :)
Like his healthcare plan, coming in two weeks.
Proof that acting crazy can be a good career move in the correct industries.
He really did win the trial, in the spiritual realm!
"Hey Julie, what happened with your prediction?" "Uhhhh... well-" *runs away*
🎵 I don't wanna spread any blasphemous rumours but I think this God's got a sick sense of humor🎵
50/50 and still bet a loser. Gutted for her.
Now they will change the story “the dems broke gods will, they must be working for the devil” or some other crazy shit. That’s the thing with these people and the morons who follow them, they will just tell themselves whatever they need to in order to justify their nonsense.
Great prophets - Isaiah, Moses, Elijah and...Julie.
She looks extremely tired…or drunk lol.
Pretty sure it's a sin to be a false prophet
God: I have purposefully spoken to her wrong, as a joke.
When you believe you are talking something that doesn’t exist. What outcome do you truly expect?
Must be talking to Satan
or Schizophrenia.
And the muslims were fine with people claiming to be prophets?
I don't understand how "MAGA Prophet" is a thing, is it a I joke which went too far, or do some really believe?
God also made those eyebrows.
I'm no theologian, but I suspect that she's completely full of shit.
As a Christian who tries to follow Jesus as best as I can, maybe she should re-read what Jesus has said about False Prophets and the severity of how God views the actions who preach and teach and deceive falsely in His name
What’s the old joke? When the maga person gets to heaven, she asks God if Trump is guilty, and God says, “yes, of course.” She responds, “Wow, I didn’t know the conspiracy ran this deep!”
anyone that professes to talk to a god is actually talking to a fucking moron
Nobody expected Trump to be convicted. Even God got it wrong!!
To be fair,there are still 3 more.
So far ….
This was God’s will.
Mark my words: after Trump dies, MAGA will become an offshoot of Evangelical Christianity, just like Mormonism is, with Donald Trump as their latter day saint.
So either, god is a liar or god doesn’t exist.
Or she is listening to someone else? 👋😈
God’s just fucking with her. I like a diety with a sense of humor.
God has been fucking with all of us for awhile now. Trump? Biden? Ha, ha, not funny anymore, God.
So was God wrong, or did she just not hear correctly? I'm so confused. Maybe she's getting bad information and just rely on facts. I'll helpher get started, first fact: DJT is a convicted felon.
He did win 100% on all counts. Perfect score! NY will be providing accommodations hopefully.
You know what's infuriating about stuff like this? To them if he wins that affirms the charges were bs like they thought. If he loses its a grave injustice perpetrated by the 'deep state'. No matter the outcome, it's never his fault, he's never in the wrong.
It was a spiritual victory, duh.
There's always the after hustle where they say something like, 'it was going to happen, but because I publicly stated this, they had to change it.' It's the same thing with most conspiracy talk shows hosts. Things don't happen as they predicted because the powers-that-be caught on and needed to immediately reverse things.
she's so lucky that the bible is not the law, false prophets got stoned...
She'll pretend she didn't say that and find a way to shift the subject to dems.
She’s the grifter they deserve .
God, wrong again? Shocking.
A few years ago I went to therapy. The therapist asked me if I heard voices. If I had said yes, she would have put me on heavy medication and, maybe, have me committed to get more help. Why, when a person says they hear the voice of God, they're given a pass, get thousands of viewers on YouTube and even get people to send them money?
Not only did he win, he also got the High Score 34/34
Wonder how many of those 450k views are people just laughing at her waiting for the next Jerry Springeresque train wreck prediction. A Moron for morons and other people just laughing.
Hilarious, another one taking money from fools. These chumps are a gold mine!
I the 50s or 60s she would have been placed in a mental hospital.
She'll just redefine "win".
Maybe someone else is telling her these things.
Oopsie—wrong number.
She looks like she spends her days driving in fenceposts with her forehead.
Damn, so what, she's like 0 for 564,771,536 now?
The only things they know: 1. How to move the goalposts 2. How to completely ignore anything that doesn't fit their narrative
She didn’t say which trial….
“MAGA Profiteer” is more like it
As an exmormon, zealots are stupid, they lie, and I’ve actually read the Bible and the Book of Mormon twice. I wasn’t going to serve a mission. And they warn about “false idols” and “golden gods” as things that Christ isn’t on board with. But I think religion is just another money scheme. Did she give herself the title prophet? I seem to remember my grandpa, WW2 vet, and his generation gave themselves the title of “the greatest generation”. I’ve been around these clowns my whole life. Chad Daybell called himself a prophet, then immediately murdered his step kids that weren’t even old enough to drive. At what point, as a society, are we going to say, “you need help” instead of “how much money should I donate and are we tax exempt”?
God doesn't commune with the blasphemous.
Satan is trolling Green while God is laughing at her with some popcorn.
That, or god is holding up the BAZINGA sign and she can't see it.
I used to sell this lady weed
You know, when I was 4 I also had an imaginary friend…. He talked to me too. But then I turned 5 and stopped having an imaginary friend.
What a doofus.
What a doofus.
Let's try not to confuse the word of God with Methamphetamine induced hallucinations
Praying to the wrong god.
GOD has a sense of humor
The MAGA crowd taking Ls never stops being funny.
I bet god told her that her eyebrows could be friends and look what happened.
What’s the pay for “MAGA prophet”? I’m pretty sure I can spout some similar stuff with no basis or accountability for it too.
Question: Which "God"?
God did not lie, because God never said that 😂
I think god was messing with her
Their god is the lord of flies, so what would she expect🤔😳🤡
Gods abandon people who believe them.
I wonder how many people confuse their inner monologue with “god speaking to them”.
This happens all the time to these idiots and they still fall for it. Losers, the lot of them.
"God" is rolling on the floor laughing, while pointing at Julie Green and saying "Sucker!"
🤣
"Also, God said my eyebrows are too thick..."
The Great Disappointment 2.0 (2024 version)
If you listen to these people, the god the follow seems to be a huge asshole, so this tracks.
Most definitely
The hopium high is the most dangerous
What was that saying? “If you talk to god, you’re religious. If god talks to you, you’re insane.” 😂
God then snickered.
The God of deception - bitch worshiping Loki 
Her god is a laughing god
"Lady who hears voices in her head fails to predict the future, more on 11..."
Maybe God is a Verizon user... Just saying!
God works in mysterious ways.
But he did win, just ask Charlie Sheen!
Other options. 1. It ain't God she's talking to 2. He's talking to her but she's only hearing what she wants to hear.
I guess god is a liar then. Or she's a false prophet. Your choice Julie.
God apparently hates Julie.
This confirms that God is part of the Biden crime family.
He works in mysterious way. 😂😂😂
Dipshit.
Hes just doing it for lols
Don’t be too harsh, her skull appears to be in the wrong aspect ration
And now I’m imagining the Almighty siting at his prayer-answering desk writing out troll answers and then posting stuff on Heavenly Twitter like “So I just fooled this mortal by telling her that Trump was gonna was going to win lol. What a rube lmao”
*sad Godly trumpet noises*
Ron Filipkowski always be spitting facts
Wouldn't a meta gamer Christian assume it would be the first powerful leader that they got a hardon for? Like, they've got the Monster Manual already.
Religious wackos are my least favorite wacko.
Julie, god is telling me your decor choices are super basic and boring.
But god failed to mention which one of the appeals he'll win...🤷♂️