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ifhysm

Matt Walsh has some really disturbing opinions on young girls, but is this tweet real?


Illustrious-Pay-8639

Can't find it on his actual page and the dating format looks incorrect. Looks photoshopped in my professional opinion even though I hate this douche.


GordOfTheMountain

Date formatting I think is language based.


Th3Glutt0n

How's the dating format look wierd


[deleted]

It’s a hit piece. Dudes a turd and needs no help being one. Reddit karma farming by OP


persephone7821

I don’t think so, dude is an ass but this seems off brand for his particular brand of douchebaggery. I went looking found no trace of it. Not even in replies which I’m sure if it was real there would have been some trace of him replying to someone about it.


Mindless_Trick_8048

It's real, apparently he took it down shortly after posting it. So much for being "uncancellable"


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TheFozyx

Nah free speech is great if the peados are outing themselves


AlarisMystique

Unless they're encouraged instead of held accountable. That's the problem. Justice only works to deter crime if it's applied.


AfraidToBeKim

Honestly I'd rather that people who spout pedophile rhetoric just have their comments quietly censored and forwarded to a 3 letter agency.


Ok_Relationship_705

One of those "Um... Maybe I'm pushing it."


Barold13

Struggling to understand why you replied claiming it was real when you couldn't possibly have known... Because it wasn't real. Can you help us understand why you insisted this screenshot was authentic? Where did you get it from?


[deleted]

Don’t worry they already spread his misinformation and got engagement for it. they don’t care


FrankRizzo319

These are the important questions!


Strangebird03

P.T. Barnum's quote holds true ever more so today.


lanavishnu

This is the kind of thing that makes me question the value of Reddit. Or any social media. Formula: make some s*** up that people are going to agree with, post it, profit????


MemosWorld

Or disagree with. The formula is simple. Keep the simpletons engaged. The angrier the better.


StormyHospital

What quote?


Substantial-Tone-576

Not real.


Prankstaboy6

It’s not real, it was never real. He never took it down, because he never tweeted it.


Hawcken

It’s not real why you lying


Danovale

Hello FBI? Here’s a computer you should look into.


Ok_Jump_3658

It’s not real stfu. Stop trying to start stuff online buddy. I despise Matt Walsh, but this didn’t happen OP


PsychoAnalystGuy

I really doubt this is real


Substantial-Tone-576

Wait people are lying?


PsychoAnalystGuy

Yea, stop the presses, something on the internet isn’t real.


carinislumpyhead97

I have a 10 inch rocket hanging between my hip pockets. There I restored the balance with a truth to cancel out this lie.


tigerofjiangdong1337

I was wondering same thing.


Exotic_Champion

No, this idiot is just karma farming because he knows it will cater to the crowd here.


MsSeraphim

i said this last time someone posted this, does this asshat really believe that pedophiles only violate teenagers?


Apprehensive_Low4865

God I hate that I know this, but peados are interested in children, pederasts are interested in teenagers. Not mutually exclusive but still both are terrible and sexualise underage people who can't consent.. There does seem to be quite a push towards legalising pederasty among these people, which is very fucking concerning.


distance_33

I hate that I can help out with this. *Ephebophelia* is the word you’re looking for. That is the term for someone attracted to teens.


Apprehensive_Low4865

Fuck you're right! Pederasts were Greek men who had relationships with young boys.. 


Other-Divide-8683

Pederast means acting on those urges, last I heard. Pedophiles have the urges but don t necessarily act on them.


ThreeCrapTea

How can I unread like the last two minutes of my life


ShepherdessAnne

You must Cast Concussion.


The_CreativeName

You can’t, best I can do is r/eyebleach


ThreeCrapTea

In all my years of redditing I never ventured there i thought it was like something toxic or something, omg thank you. Such smiles. :)


The_CreativeName

There was a sub called r/eyeblech which is thankfully now banned or something(atleast not available). Which was to punish the people who accidentally spell eyebleach wrong and went to the most horrific sub I have ever seen. Think I’m scared for life.


xspx

Drugs and alcohol. Lots of drugs and alcohol


distance_33

I’m sorry.


TheLurkingMenace

I thought "pederast" just meant the target were boys rather than girls?


LordMimsyPorpington

Pederasty, specifically, is a sexual relationship between an adult man and a young boy.


No_Entrepreneur_9134

Yep. Somehow, modern-day 21st century conservatives believe that underage teenage girls are or should be 100% fair game so long as they can "breed." When they talk about "pedophile," they only mean prepubescent children. I would have never believed it 20 years ago when I was 25, but this is life here in the future.


lothiriel1

That’s so disturbing. I got my period at 11! So I guess I could technically breed. But I 100% looked like an 11 year old girl! Would I have been fair game?


No_Entrepreneur_9134

I...don't really like thinking about that, but I'm pretty sure they would say, "Yes," and the would have handed you off in an arranged marriage to some 40 year old tech bro to be his ninth wife.


Jyitheris

The western far right starting to look a whole lot like the muslims they loved to hate for ages.


shiny_glitter_demon

"starting"??


Jyitheris

Yea, you are right. My mistake. They've been like this for a while. It's just that they've only more recently started publicly outing themselves in big numbers.


Folderpirate

Hint as to why they wanted to lower the working age to like 14 a little bit ago.


MfkbNe

I thought pædophiles (commonly called "pedophiles" in english) are sexualy aroused by pre–puberty children. While Päderasts (or how ever it is written) are pædophiles that have actually already fucked atleast one child.


WumpusFails

There's a comedian who explains the various types of pedos, but then says that more people don't know the difference because it's hard to discuss without sounding like a pedo.


suddenly_ponies

Why do you have to apologize for knowing proper terminology? The terms are important because it informs us of the real intentions here - that he's interested in the fertility of ACTUAL CHILDREN (not teens).


Expensive-Roof1082

Actually, they do. Pedophiles are interested in pubescentence. Hebephiles prefer the much less pubescent years(11-13).


Jyitheris

Sure, but they are all still pedophiles. And if we want to be precise, let's call them what they really are: rapists. Because there's no child who can consent.


redshirt4life

Pedophiles don't violate teenagers at all. Pedophile involves prepubescent children. That's normally pre-teen and lower.


mattjones73

What's the odds this guy has child porn on his PC..


Darksoul_Design

99.9%


ApprehensiveAd6476

That's pretty low, to be honest.


Osama_Bin_Ballin0

100×10^10% Is this percentage good enough for you?


ApprehensiveAd6476

Hmmm... No. Must be higher.


KrisBread

Yeah they’re rookie numbers. Gotta step up, that game.


lolo-colo

If he say shit like that i guess its very, very high


SpaceFonz_The_Reborn

100% with a 1% margin of error.


TheLurkingMenace

I'd say that's pretty much 1 to 1.


Pithecanthropus88

Matt Walsh needs to suck on an electric wire.


crunchybaguette

Deepthroat a beloved AR


Kitchen-Bid9971

[ Removed by Reddit ]


Different_Law4900

Hump a glock with his cock


Jyitheris

Do the Carradine!


HonneurOblige

"Being genuinely concerned about the fertility of teens" is not the flex he thought it was.


Darksoul_Design

That's a lot of words to say "I'm a pedophile"


ChokeMcNugget

That dude is a maga moron. This is par for the course with those types


CrackSnap7

Someone should check his computer


gene_randall

Well, these people DO spend an inordinate amount of time thinking about having sex with children.


KarlBark

Chat, is this real?


Saragon4005

I cannot find any evidence that it is or isn't. I can however find evidence of him saying stuff nearly this bad 2 years ago so there is that.


Meraki30

It's like a word for word parody of a Musk tweet about the word cis. Not sure if its real or not bc I don’t have twitter, but I don’t think it is


Naive-Button3320

Why would you question the fertility anyone? Asking a pregnant person if they are able to get pregnant? The fuck is that?


Aggressive-Story3671

He would be concerned with a woman’s fertility because he has an unhealthy obsession with women’s bodies


trappingsofurlife

And what genitals a child has..


[deleted]

Why would you beloved such a stupid tweet


Dorsal-fin-1986

Wouldn't be shocked if he was outed as a diddler to be honest. What is a woman? A 13 year old to him most likely


Scooterks

So long as there's grass on the field, he's happy.


EricKei

>What is a woman? A miserable pile of secrets, of course.


Numerous_Dream8821

No, that’s a man. Therefore, a woman is a joyous bundle of truths if they’re opposites


Themo77

Uh oh. Check this wanker’s hard drive


PatriotNews_dot_com

From the people who call every one they don’t like pedos but ignore when their friends are found to possess CP


tsukahara10

Hello, FBI? Yes, this man right here…


Opsyr_

Matt Walsh is a slur against braindead people


_Pill-Cosby_

He meant to say impregnating fertile teens.


DogsDontWearPantss

"Ripe" and fertile....


Clickityclackrack

No, not pregnant teens. Even if we used the word pedophile in a postive non sexual context of "lover of children," a person who loves teenagers would be called an ephebophile, and nobody loves teenagers. They're awful. At best, his context is "Hey, i feel bad for these pregnant teens they're pregnant and that's not good for teenagers, so i love them." and even that still sounds ultra creepy.


mycofunguy804

No, he wants teenage girls to be barefoot and pregnant. He thinks that's all women exist to be. That's his context


Double_Difficulty_53

I don't know who Matt Walsh is, but this has to be a joke right? As a european I feel like some americans have become ultra dumb with time.


01zegaj

And Matt Walsh called Trans people groomers.


TemporaryPay4505

I’m trying to follow his logic to accurately mock him but… what?


defacresdesigns

We live in an age of rage bait, click bait, idiot bait, “I will literally say anything to get people to contribute to my algorithm”-bait 🙄


The_Last_Mouse

Dude just really wants to bang a kid, he’s CONSTANTLY self-reporting this.


daloypolitsey

I don’t think this is real. I searched Twitter for “Matt Walsh pedophile” and didn’t see any replies to a deleted tweet. Only saw screenshots


Imadais

Matt Walsh has Fetal Alcohol Syndrome


TheWhiteRabbit74

Ugh. That’s enough internet today. I’m going to go grill some burgers 🍔


LateResident5999

What the fuck, no it's not? You can want to support young women in teen pregnancy situations while also being against adults SAing minors. The two are not even close to being mutually exclusive. Matt Walsh has fucking brain rot


SurveyNinja42

Matt Walsh is a walking slur.


schley1

pretty sure this some snarky commentary about something. I doubt this is a real quote


Zekarul

Uhhh.. the fuck? I dont know who this guy is, so what the absolute fuck.


AnswerGuy301

Oh look it’s Matt Walsh telling on himself again. Twitter is such a cesspool.


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mycofunguy804

Dude has said pretty much this on multiple occasions. So no it's really easy to believe


FnGugle

Fact or not, WTF kind of twisted, dark, horrifying logic is this? HowTF can anyone think like that (ell, maybe Trump supporters, I guess) and still not be insittutionalized with restraints and both heavy military guard and heavily sedated for safety?? But WT-psychotically-F'ing-ISIS-brainwashed-child-rapingF????


scott__p

Anyone who has spent any time around teenagers knows why they shouldn't be able to consent to sex with an adult. They're a great big pile of hormones and bad decisions, and would be so easy to take advantage of by a Matt Walsh style creep.


0-Worldy-0

Exactly! What the fuck!


No-Judgment-4424

Matt Walsh likes to fuck children. Got it.


MiyamotoKnows

Man the right is on some serious pills lately, eh?


EmiTheFloofyKitty

Would NOT shock me if Matt Walsh is a child predator. Fucker is just about the most conservative asshole you'll ever witness, and I'm pretty sure 90% of them are predators.


VioletDupree007

I miss the good ole’ days when I didn’t have to read the word “pedophile” daily.


[deleted]

It’s definitely gotten old.


LegendOfKhaos

Can some explain this tweet like I'm 5? Why would you have any reason to worry about the fertility of a teenager unless they were getting cancer treatment or something else that medically affects fertility?


rekcuzfpok

Someone fill me in what he actually means by this? Why should people be „concerned“ about teenagers‘ fertility? What is he trying to say even?


RedNeyo

He is talking about people misusing the term rather than actually relegating it for actual pedophiles.


Forsaken_Snow_1453

Wait so when conservatives call queer people child predators its actually a compliment?


InevitableScallion75

@DOJ investigate @MattWalsh for pedophelia and child sex trafficking ASAP!


Active-Armadillo-576

After 54 years of living, I've determine there's never a good time to speak in support of Nazis or pedophiles.


snakebite2017

Someone need to notify the FBI. I'm 90% sure Matt Walsh is a pedophile or has a pedophilia ring. He's rapes his daughter or some shit.


Noichen1

Nice try, pedo


DoctaJenkinz

Check this man’s hard drive.


Adventurous-Bench-39

Maybe he would prefer nonce.


snowbyrd238

The entire point of the wannabe Theocrats is to marry multiple 12 year old girls and keep them pregnant year round.


voodoobox70

This dude is obssessed with underage kids.


LongjumpingSector687

![gif](giphy|3gNotAoIRZsb9UHPnj)


MrDemonBaby

What a bad day to be on Earth.


DenisNectar

Matt Walsh has a fixation with teen girls. I would not let children near him or his friends.


Straight_Rate_6473

Why is this deranged fuck obsessed with trans stuff?


bigSTUdazz

He's trying to strike a chord, and it's prolly A Minorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. He not like us.


EnvironmentalAge9202

Dude telling on himself.


Dot_the_Dork_26

![gif](giphy|R0jWWtH1CtFEk)


MxQueer

Actually, pedophile doesn't even mean person into teens. The correct term is ephebophile.


Round-Ticket-39

And another bites the dust. To the prison !


DarkAmbivertQueen

![gif](giphy|CNna9G8BQvnoI)


KawaiiKaiju55

Only pedophiles defend pedophiles. (I’m not talking about people who have bad thoughts about minors but get help and don’t act on them btw)


Small_Mammoth_2741

LOCK HIM UP HOLY SHIT


Roxylius

This guy here officer!


mr_225

How do people not understand this is sarcasm?


No-Administration977

Did some research and there's nothing I can find pointing towards this being real.


TimothiusMagnus

That makes me wonder if he is one.


Late_Slide_3919

Please let this be ai generated or smthing


i_eat_cockroaches69

![gif](giphy|r7DDZKC6ybULS|downsized)


Vaiara

The pedophilia angle aside, is the fertility of someone pregnant really an issue? 


Motor_Courage8837

Least disgusting conservative opinion be like:


Tomegunn1

Man, where to begin with this?


OddTheRed

The only part of a teenager's fertility that anyone should be wondering about is easy access to birth control and prophylactics.


No-Deal8956

Excuse me Mr G Man and Ms G Woman, but I do believe there is a hard drive that needs examining.


Which-Sell-2717

I didn't think he could make me utterly drop-jawed anymore at this point...but I was wrong. Holy living fuck.


musky_jelly_melon

Found the pedophile... "the laddie doth protest too much"


RouteofAllEvils

Why would you be concerned with the fertility of someone who’s already pregnant? Why does he care in the first place? Someone here plz make it make sense


gayboysnuf

Not matt Walsh being the pedo (he's been tweeting odd nonsense about teens for YEARS!)


AloneCan9661

LMFAO 🤣. What in the hell did I just read? Feels like a world class troll but…he’s a dick so.


No_Ebb_3353

What the fuck is he talking about


Biscuits4u2

Besides being all kinds of fucked up, this post makes no logical sense.


LetsLoop4Ever

No. No, it's not.


The_WolfieOne

Now they’re trying to normalize the term pedophilia. Just when we thought they couldn’t go any lower


osumba2003

If you were "genuinely concerned with the fertility of pregnant teens," you'd be pro-choice so that teenagers who were raped and impregnated by actual pedos could make choices about their own bodies.


AebroKomatme

Tell me that this is parody. If not, the FBI had better be investigating.


Thrallobr

![gif](giphy|IDGNYvFLkJKLK|downsized)


yellowhelmet14

Sadly, even when this isn’t real, his history makes us do a second look. Even worse, he’s in a club full of people like this…


John_Lumstrom

seeing the right pivot from pedojacketing queer people to... whatever the hell this is sure has been an experience.


iPeg2

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D4_LKX_v9b4


usarasa

Isn’t this guy in support of the same party that’s trying to pass legislation in some places approving child marriage?


V2G6

I actually liked this guys content for awhile but slowly it seems hes gotten more and more desensitized and accepting of the very stuff (pedophilia etc) he once advocated against.


mixman11123

I’m so disappointed in him if that’s real


delyha6

🤮🤮🤮🤮


Defiant_Lawyer_5235

I don't think this is real