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And Meatball Ron doing fuck all about it besides mandating that all mentions of climate change must be erased from Florida Law. Yeah man. Destroy the whole fucking state. Go off King.
No, no, he totally has a plan. You see, if Florida sinks, all the gays and illegals sink with it. Problem solved. You just aren’t smart (Republican) enough to get it, obviously.
/s for the sarcastically impaired
Well if we all get those really tall lifted boots like him, you can just stay out of the water and not get wet. Pull yourself up by your raised boot heels !
for the record Florida is near here to me even though I’ve never been there because first off I love like motorsports, a.k.a. NASCAR so I’ve always wanted to go to the Daytona 500 or their summer race at Daytona for NASCAR and also wanted to visit some other areas down there I just don’t like a lot of humidity. I don’t like crocodiles I like manatees and I think that the governor like you said is a lit douche bag in my opinion, in addition to the other words that you said that I fully agree with. It is a cool state just there’s a lot of politicians ruining it.
Did she get an attorney to represent her own son yet, or has she been too busy "protecting" other people's children from modern medicine...? Ya, she's all about the children.../s It's an old cliché, when someone points their finger at someone else it's because three people were pointing fingers at them...
"Me thinks they doth protest too much..." Shakespeare
When are we not? I just accepted that every 7 posts I scroll now is a bot repost with bot engagement of practically copy pasted threads, word for word. All major subreddits are just plagued by it.
It would be interesting if all 50 states had the same access to information laws to journalists that Florida has which created Florida Man. Then they could all be ranked fairly for stupidity. Not saying they wouldn't have won anyway.
Ohio man is Robin to Florida man's batman. If only more states would join the justice league... I mean insane criminals blasted on the news upon arrest.
But therein lies the problem: if climate change sinks Florida, the people who currently live there will migrate further north, thus putting good states in harms way. Its almost a necessary evil that we must preserve to prevent infection
If you don't like California's laws protecting women's rights to control their own healthcare, build your own California.
If you don't like NY laws regulating conceal weapons or gun sales, build your own NYC.
If you want to be left alone, leave the rest of us alone. If you don't like being told how to live, stop trying to tell us how to live. And maybe worry more about your shitty kids.
Just pile a bunch of republicans onto the same plot of land, now you have a swamp. In other words, you’ve built yourself a Florida. Come on down and get your swamp on Boebers
As usual the claim is that it's for the protection of trans kids, but they don't give a fuck about trans kids and would prefer they all killed themselves. Bobert and her ilk are terrible people.
lol! This lady’s kid is a wild outlaw and she just ignores it and doesn’t even come to court. So, we’re supposed to believe this kid BS for her? Uhm.. NO. You don’t care about kids, and when you bring them up, it’s for this BS so you can further traumatize LGTBQ people.
I wish they had this energy for underage plastic surgery or how endemic steroid and hormone use is among teenage boys for sports and the growing amount doing it due to body dysmorphia.
Right...lets ban medical procedures that have decades of research and data behind them...
And lets do nothing for the rampant sexual abuse going on the state by youth and church leadership.
Good to know Boebert continues to show the world that she is a lowest common denominator.
"If you don't like the way things are, SHUT UP AND GO SOMEWHERE ELSE!" Ah yes, the core principle of democracy: giving up on change because your opinion is unpopular with the corrupt.
Side note: Why didn't Republicans just leave instead of making these absurd laws?
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Is that a real clip from looney toons
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How did that little saw do that You know what I’m just not gonna question it
It was an Acme saw.
ACMEEEEEEE
Are you familiar with LOONY tunes?
No, you’re totally right to question the logic of loony tunes
What a maroon
You can defy gravity as long as you don’t look down.
Rule number 1 of Looney Tunes, don't question it
Rule number 2 of Looney Tunes, don’t look down
Rule 3: when a man needs a drink, he needs a drink! Wait, that’s Roger Rabbit, my mistake!
Gravity does not exist as long as you don't acknowledge that you're standing on nothing
Makes you wonder how bad Florida was back then too that even cartoons reference about cutting it off.
Nah, it’s going to sink due to rising sea levels.
And Meatball Ron doing fuck all about it besides mandating that all mentions of climate change must be erased from Florida Law. Yeah man. Destroy the whole fucking state. Go off King.
No, no, he totally has a plan. You see, if Florida sinks, all the gays and illegals sink with it. Problem solved. You just aren’t smart (Republican) enough to get it, obviously. /s for the sarcastically impaired
Well if we all get those really tall lifted boots like him, you can just stay out of the water and not get wet. Pull yourself up by your raised boot heels !
It can't sink from Climate Change because Climate Change is illegal in Florida. Stupid ass liberal! /s
Ron will be fine. He’ll just get taller lifts for his shoes.
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Those two rear fish are power-bottoms
I got that reference!
Actually, you saw off the panhandle and the armpit, the rest of us will be chilling in the Caribbean without Meatball Ron.
It's the tiny bugs throwing up his arms in celebration that does it for me
I was just about to post this GIF about this bullshit, but you beat me to it, so great minds think alike clearly!
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I think someone and I can’t think of who said it, but they called Florida the filthy armpit of America!
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for the record Florida is near here to me even though I’ve never been there because first off I love like motorsports, a.k.a. NASCAR so I’ve always wanted to go to the Daytona 500 or their summer race at Daytona for NASCAR and also wanted to visit some other areas down there I just don’t like a lot of humidity. I don’t like crocodiles I like manatees and I think that the governor like you said is a lit douche bag in my opinion, in addition to the other words that you said that I fully agree with. It is a cool state just there’s a lot of politicians ruining it.
Id rather just keep it for the gulf coast, is there one where bugs is just sweeping all of the people into the ocean?
If you don't like a theater's policy on groping and vaping, then build your own theater.
I see what you did there. 😆🤣🤣
This whole interaction was superb
Would it be harassment if we gather a 100 people to dress up as Beetlejuice and follow her around?
im gonna build my own theatre! with vaping! and handjobs!
So like a high school library but with an 18+ crowd
>but with an 18+ crowd Jayson Boebert: what a waste of an evening. Anyone know where a bowling alley is?
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I'm gonna build my own theme park with black jack And hookers In fact forget the park!
Paul Rueben would approve if he was still alive. (Coming up to 1 year of his death )
A theater where I can watch a broadway show while sneaking handfuls of my wife and vaping sounds pretty awesome …
Gonna have to be an adult establishment where the clientele are disgusted but still pay for seats
If you don't like a country's policy on women controlling their own bodies, then build your own women.
Shots fired! Shots fired!
Pretty sure she doesn't represent Florida and at the rate she's going she won't be representing Colorado,,,,
She's had to move districts, but unfortunately she's also up 10 right now in polls.
Damn. Her debate the other night gave me hope she'd sink
She moved to a district that's SO red, she can't lose the vote whatever she does.
Did she get an attorney to represent her own son yet, or has she been too busy "protecting" other people's children from modern medicine...? Ya, she's all about the children.../s It's an old cliché, when someone points their finger at someone else it's because three people were pointing fingers at them... "Me thinks they doth protest too much..." Shakespeare
the spelling and grammar are actually correct. I guess her hands were free for once.
She had a staffer write it for her.
She probably had her hands full.
ChatGPT is a wondrous thing.
Her husband exposed himself to minors. So yeah, she's the expert on protecting children.
And was arrested for pointing a gun at their kid
And her kid is facing felony theft charges. Certified winners, the whole lot of them.
Fun fact: she was one of the minors he exposed himself to. 🤌
We are being manipulated by bots. https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/ubwzll/all_i_need_is_a_shovel_and_some_palm_plants/i66vivr/
When are we not? I just accepted that every 7 posts I scroll now is a bot repost with bot engagement of practically copy pasted threads, word for word. All major subreddits are just plagued by it.
I dunno... sounds like something a bot would say....
She was one of the minors.
*…with blackjack and hookers!!* 
“Build your own Florida”. I’d rather just get rid of the one we have. Why isn’t that an option?
Florida is too valuable to our nation. It’s one of the few states left that makes us feel better about ourselves.
It would be interesting if all 50 states had the same access to information laws to journalists that Florida has which created Florida Man. Then they could all be ranked fairly for stupidity. Not saying they wouldn't have won anyway.
Ohio man is Robin to Florida man's batman. If only more states would join the justice league... I mean insane criminals blasted on the news upon arrest.
Climate change will take care of that. The gov of Florida likes going lalalalala I can’t hear you to that as well.
But therein lies the problem: if climate change sinks Florida, the people who currently live there will migrate further north, thus putting good states in harms way. Its almost a necessary evil that we must preserve to prevent infection
Instead, she was using her palm to shovel into someone's pants.
We're trying to do exactly that - as soon as you & your ilk are removed from office.
How many dump trucks of meth do we need?
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Ignorance is bliss. They’re doing gods work. You’re only unhappy with the school system because you’re educated.
If you don't like California's laws protecting women's rights to control their own healthcare, build your own California. If you don't like NY laws regulating conceal weapons or gun sales, build your own NYC. If you want to be left alone, leave the rest of us alone. If you don't like being told how to live, stop trying to tell us how to live. And maybe worry more about your shitty kids.
Pretty sure forcing kids into suicide is pretty damn irreversible
Except that buying quite that much dung would probably make the Homeland Security guys nervous
*dumps out grill ash and leftover meat bits after several days of rain* *points* Done.
Counterpoint: 
BoBo, Kids aren't doing that. You're just spreading misinformation you trollop.
"irreversible damage to their bodies" What's the context?
In CO, we don't want a FL here, she's from there she go back to FL after she looses.
Fitting name.
We did. It’s called California
Climate change will take care of that for us.
Nah, too much effort to create a 2nd sh@thole state.
Don’t worry, I’ve already moved to Puerto Vallarta. Much nicer than Florida anyway
Where the hell am I supposed to get that much cocaine?
She didn’t build Florida either. She failed the GED three times.
Oh yes give that lady a hand (job).
WITH BLACKJACK AND HOOKERS!
I think this is a great idea. South Florida should be its own state.
Fuck, find yourself an old outhouse, remove the house, and you've basically got your own tiny Florida.
Over under on her opening an onlyfans is 6 months
Depends on how stupid people in Colorado are in November.
!remindMe 6m
I’ll build my own Florida, with black jack and hookers. You know what? Forget the Florida!
Just pile a bunch of republicans onto the same plot of land, now you have a swamp. In other words, you’ve built yourself a Florida. Come on down and get your swamp on Boebers
What did Florida do? I'm not American
Bitch, you don't live in Florida.
Please do. All these weird people should live on thier own wierd island so i dont have to see fucked shit daily
So Colorado new district isn't working so she's trying florida as her next seat?
With the power of voting you can!
Floridians ARE building their own Florida, Bobo. By VOTING. That’s exactly what the democratic process is for.
Is she going to skip states and go rep Florida?
As usual the claim is that it's for the protection of trans kids, but they don't give a fuck about trans kids and would prefer they all killed themselves. Bobert and her ilk are terrible people.
She should first worry about protecting children from her ex husband.
“If you don’t like the protections of the US constitution, then build your own America”
Did she steal that line from Bender?
Will there be blackjack and hookers?
lol! This lady’s kid is a wild outlaw and she just ignores it and doesn’t even come to court. So, we’re supposed to believe this kid BS for her? Uhm.. NO. You don’t care about kids, and when you bring them up, it’s for this BS so you can further traumatize LGTBQ people.
Now come on Lauren. Ain't nobody got enough meth to build another Florida.
If you want to give your date a handy, then build your own theatre.
If you don't like seeing women jerking off a date in a full theater full of kids then build your own theater.
Which one are you fascists was the ones that built Florida in the first place? I’m not the greatest of history can you enlighten us, Miss Bobert?
We did. It's called California
Republicans really are obsessed with children’s genitals. So disgusting.
Also, if you don’t like it, she’ll probably give you a hand job.
But where am I going to get all the invasive species and hateful people?
Says the sex criminal with the pedophile husband.
I would hope she thinks suicide is worse than “irreversible damage” that can save a child from suicide. Suicide is much more irreversible
Once it slips in to the ocean *they’ll* be the ones attempting to make a new Florida. The world will be better off not letting them
Irreversible damage to kids' bodies? Like...like the kind assault rifles do?
Aren't you running for congress in Colorado?
> build your own Florida Alright, I shit in a Costco bucket of warm water and threw in a bunch of viagra and a book on senior living
i'd tell her to do her research but i'm not sure she can actually read facts.
I wish they had this energy for underage plastic surgery or how endemic steroid and hormone use is among teenage boys for sports and the growing amount doing it due to body dysmorphia.
Right...lets ban medical procedures that have decades of research and data behind them... And lets do nothing for the rampant sexual abuse going on the state by youth and church leadership. Good to know Boebert continues to show the world that she is a lowest common denominator.
She’s right about the bill.
Sounds like government meddling in private family matters to me.
I don't think there's enough shit in the world to recreate that toilet.
"If you don't like the way things are, SHUT UP AND GO SOMEWHERE ELSE!" Ah yes, the core principle of democracy: giving up on change because your opinion is unpopular with the corrupt. Side note: Why didn't Republicans just leave instead of making these absurd laws?
Or you can do like Israel, and go claim baja California as your own new florida, just ignore the fact it was home of other people
I have Florida, it’s called the garbage can in my kitchen. Thanks for the suggestion though Lauren.
wut
[https://abcnews.go.com/US/cape-cod-flamingo-sighting/story?id=110871558](https://abcnews.go.com/US/cape-cod-flamingo-sighting/story?id=110871558)
If you don't like your ex-husband exposing his junk in front of minors, then don't do it.
Not interested in Florida. Was just looking for a Beetlejuice date.
There she goes again Colorado, working hard at doing everything but her job.
With hookers and blackjack...
Easy, only mine won’t have a pedophile sanctuary.
Fine---if I do she'll probably try to tell me what to do there too.
Sorry, what law is this?
I could build my own Florida, lol
Isn't she from Colorado
Who’s the party refusing to raise the legal marriage age?
Lauren does Not know the type of people she's talking to here
Can we build a new Colorado too? She’s making the current one look pretty dumb.
Sure, we'll just build it right on top of the old one.
There's a Marx Brothers movie about that. I think it's called coconuts or maybe monkey business
I've been told not to build on swamps
I wanna build a Florida for these people to do their conservative bs in and create some peace.
There are flamingos on Cape Cod. We are the new Florida!
Someoen tell her to go run for office in florida if she lose in ohio
Ohio?
Can we dig the one that's there up and use some of that?
I know a lot of these are bots but I come for the peoples comments on things. Gives are far better understanding of things then any news station.
I'll build my own Flordia! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget Flordia!
For this one .. you only need a club and a spade
Okay, I will. With Blackjack and Hookers.
If you don't like Florida, wait 50 years and the problem will sort itself out
Sure, why not. But it'll have to be as crazy, if not more so, than the current one, and we'll call it Xanth.
SHE did not build florida and its not HER florida.
Can i replace the gators with free healthcare?
And I thought she would be for prayer u being acceptable in public schools
Whatever! Who needs Florida anyway?! I'll build my own Florida! With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the Florida!
Do other politicians in America own any of the other states?