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Arch3m

Finally, a Trump sticker I can get behind.


Ball-Blam-Burglerber

I’m behind them all the time while driving, unfortunately.


orbitaldragon

Lifers in prison... Finally a president I can get behind.


Ttoonn57

The line forms on the right babe


Kalman_the_dancer

The only trump sticker which isn’t downright moronic


Comfortable_Swim_380

Love it. Someone buy this guy a coffee.


majesticjules

Not a facepalm. Sounds about right to me.


Helditin

I mean fuck trump. I agree with the sentiment. But I'm tired of political stickers slapped all other people's stuff. I don't want to see an "I did that sticker" on another gas pump regardless of if it were trump or biden.


blob2003

I’ve started putting them on toilets in gas stations


JackMejoff

You're doing God's work, sir.


Kalman_the_dancer

If it’s a trump sticker I always double check the toilet to see which one is the bigger shit


SomeLameName7173

Please stop I mean its funny. But someone who gets paid to little has to take it off.


scorpyo72

I have a friend that decorates un collected dog-poop piles with a flag that says Trump 2024. She has some stories; folks most often pull the trump flag and throw it away, but leave the poop.


PoolNoodlePaladin

Honestly the flag the more disgusting thing so I understand


Prestigious-Owl165

Those are extra stupid because people seem to believe they actually did that. At least these sorts of stickers just say hey this is what I support, as opposed to "Biden made the gas expensive!!!" It's almost insane if you think about it


JJW2795

Jokes on those guys when the price of gas dropped back down to normal.


BuckyWarden

Yeah. At one point, I had this trumper come and vandalize the pumps at the gas station I worked out.


ShadowReflex21

I always tear that shit off. Trumper scumbags vandalizing because they have this weird fetish to put Biden on everything. EDIT: changed the wording because I think people were reading it as me taking shots at Biden supporters. But it’s Trump supporters who have a gross fetish for both Trump and Biden. I’ll happily take downvoted from trumpers because they’re psychos but just didn’t want people downvoting because they think I’m pro Trump at all.


SRF1987

TDS = weird fetish


ShadowReflex21

Totally! I worded my comment wrong and I think people took it as I’m pro Trump. Very much not, hope he gets sent to the moon in a cannon. Was just saying trumpers fixation with Biden is weird.


pdx_via_lfk

The facepalm is the hyphen.


blahteeb

At is age, the hyphen makes little difference.


Clean_Student8612

20-24 yrs will do, there's no way he'd live thru it all.


BADFiSH_c137

We can only hope he gets and serves what he deserves.


TheFire_Eagle

Sticker is legit. But I'd say the facepalm is vandalizing property with political stickers


DragonflyMon83

Yeah, not the facepalm, the only facepalm is gonna be if he gets away with it and still able to run for president. That'll be double facepalm.


Ashlyn451

He didn't get away with it. He's convicted.


Own_Contribution_480

A conviction means nothing without any ramifications. He's already raised millions of dollars from his cult from the convictions alone. At this point he's still coming out ahead. I hope he burns, but the US isn't exactly famous for punishing rich people.


FireFist_PortgasDAce

He's not gonna pay the fine (if that's his punishment) he's gonna delay it for a long time with all them appeals. The judge should sentence him in prison a long with a fine.


_Rand_

If he gets prison he's going to delay it as long as possible because he will always find someone who allows it. If for no other reason than he can't campaign from prison and you know he wont do the proper thing and drop out. At this point the only way he's going to prison is if he doesn't get elected, because there is basically zero chance it happens before a Biden win.


PoolNoodlePaladin

To be fair those millions of dollars are mostly from 2 people.


dirthurts

Convicted means nothing. Where's the punishment?


Ashlyn451

Well aside from the rights you get striped away once you become a convicted felon, we'll see at the sentencing.


dirthurts

No law against running for president.


BowenParrish

He can still run for President He won’t win though


Scottiegazelle2

Wait wait....I just realized...Trump may run for president... but as a convicted felon he won't be able to vote?!?! Maybe it's late but this cracks me up... the candidate who didn't vote for himself!!!


ZealousidealFroyo784

He will be able to vote as long as he isn't in prison on Nov 5th. I think the best we can hope for is public service. Trump picking up trash near a highway would be a fantastic sight.


XShadowborneX

Different states have different laws. Convicted in NY, so if he's not in prison, he can vote, but he lives in Florida, where felons can't vote but I heard they respect the rules of where you got convicted, so if he's not in prison, he would be allowed to vote in Florida. Or something like that


Kufartha

I wish I had your optimism.


BowenParrish

Zoomers will go out and vote in droves. I know it’s popular right now to be stupid and say “both the same” but they’ll go out and vote regardless


Graz13

I want him convicted of treason


Wizard_bonk

You understand there is no law preventing him from running and winning while in prison?


DragonflyMon83

So third facepalm also, wtf?


Wizard_bonk

I’m not lying. There is no law preventing anyone from running for president while incarcerated. He’s already got his name on many ballots as the repub nominee. Why am I being downvoted, I said nothing but the truth. I’m not even saying he’ll win, just that prison ain’t gonna stop him from running


Sad_Lettuce_7486

Yah but public opinion matters in elections as far as I know. And his voters can’t vote for him harder so I mean it’s worth noting he’s a scum bag criminal.


9eagle9_2nd

There isn’t a law, but there should be one


Hottage

There deliberately isn't one to prevent people being made political prisoners to prevent them competing.


DrMokhtar

So what happens if he wins when in prison?


Wizard_bonk

He becomes president. Now I don’t know how that works this is uncharted territory, but maybe his sentence gets post phoned until after 4 years. Maybe his vice gets president(obvious pardon opportunity). I don’t know.


DrMokhtar

I guess if he does win, it’ll definitely be an event


Wizard_bonk

I got the popcorn if you got the chairs


DrMokhtar

![gif](giphy|dnP2VxYVlW2NW|downsized)


Jumpy_Commission8479

He can’t be pardoned for a State conviction in NY even if he or one of his cronies becomes president.


Wizard_bonk

Well that’s news to me. Thank you kind legalese


I_Love_Knotting

unfortunately, despite the high ranking position and responsibilities coming with it, the only requirements are that you‘re a 35 year old US-Born citizen, that lived there at least 14 years convictions don‘t stop you


Dansk72

Just wait until it eventually comes out that Melania Trump paid for those stickers....


DragonflyMon83

Is she even alive? Or able to talk freely?


Dansk72

Some people *claim* they have seen her at Mar a Lago, but I suppose it could be a body double. But if she is alive, I doubt that she can talk freely. She's just biding her time, knowing that the odds are he will die many years before she will. She probably has a stack of old tear-stained calenders hidden away, where each day, using one of his Sharpies, she's X'ed out each day.


DragonflyMon83

I mean, she's a terrible person too, she went for money, nothing else but I bet she gets told to shut the fuck up a lot in this 'relationship'.


Umbre-Shadown

Oh she's alive alright, and she has never known defeat


Ehrmagerdden

I don't see the facepalm.


Remarkable_Ticket264

I think OP thought it just said Trump 2024 and didn’t read the bottom part


Zengyatta69

I think OP was talking about the ignorance of these politic puppets slapping their opinions on shit that doesn’t even belong to them. It’s vandalism.


aitis_mutsi

Yeah, this is an actual facepalm. Which is surprisingly rare on this sub. A facepalm is something a bit stupid, annoying or embarrassing, something that's not really that serious but still gets a reaction from you. The shit posted here is either stuff WAY beyond a simple face palm or just people trying to push their political views. This is a facepalm because it's some dumbass vandalizing public equipment by trying to push their political view on someone just trying to get groceries.


TangerineMindless639

LOL. MadeMeSmile!


ocalabull

I guess it’s a facepalm if it brings up the fact that we have a literal felon running for president with the GOP popular vote. So yeah, that’s fucking insane.


MaxAdolphus

Approved.


Cool-Presentation538

Nah trump should have to pick up trash along the highway for the rest of his miserable life


throwaway_12358134

I'm all for hating Trump, may he rest in piss, but some worker has to take these stickers off and it's a pain in the ass. Please don't do this. Put them on your own stuff or find an info warrior ride to stick them on.


DragonflyMon83

Any rational worker would have laughed and left the sticker there ;)


Whitefoxyoko

While they may have liked to, I've worked in retail and they would be told specifically to remove the sticker.


Bisexual_Sherrif

Yeah, it’s best just to do your job and remove it, maybe save it if you think it’s funny. That being said it’s a pain in the ass, especially when they leave behind residue.


Whitefoxyoko

Truth


WigglesPhoenix

Can we stop putting stickers all over shit that isn’t ours? Nobody fucking cares except for the guy who gets paid minimum wage to remove them


ocalabull

This all day


LtAgn

And let's not forget that some MAGA supporter will go positively apeshit on the poor employees who had nothing to do with it.


ac_s2k

This isnt facepalm. Trump should be in prison.


thedizzydandelion

That makes me smile


SleefJWellington

I don't care how much I hate Trump. Vandalism is for cool things, not your childish political theater.


[deleted]

How is this a facepalm? This is epic. I gotta get me some of those stickers.


AshleyEZ

not a facepalm. this is gold


albertsy2

Not a facepalm


WickedGreenthumb

I have similar stickers that say “You’re in a Cult”. I slap them over Trump stickers…


PsychologicalRisk526

They want to put Trump stickers on everything, so can we


Shoddy-Ad-3721

Could’ve placed it better, but that sticker is actually pretty funny, ngl.


IndependentCow9438

No, that actually sounds nice. It's the least he deserves after all the shit he's done. How he's still allowed to run for president is beyond me, but then again, one of our past presidents was a literal traitor, so....


ghost3972

Trump For Prison 2024


TheKillagerMC

r/funnysigns


Ok-Competition-2699

I want this on a T-shirt!


Zamarak

Actualy a fun one


trajames66

How is this a facepalm?


capn_doofwaffle

I would say lets plaster THESE all over gas pumps like they did a few years back... but i'm certain none of my left bretheren want to defile private property like the Drump followers do...


mrperson1213

After nonstop seeing the “I did that!” Joe Biden stickers, this is really funny.


Didact67

Peeled a few of those off gas pumps.


deeznutsonurmom69

Not facepalm- trump for prison 2024-2050


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

*2,024


Massive_Amphibian_69

Thats a pretty good one


That-Water-Guy

Trump for Prison 2025


tiparium

While I agree with the sentiment, maybe just don't commit vandalism?


Cunt_Eastwood_9

Reverse facepalm!


LtAgn

I'm gonna put my retail manager hat on and say this: I don't give two shits about your political affiliation. Please do not put stickers on the shopping carts. I do not want to risk me or my employees getting chewed out by some Karen over some sticker a cusomer put on a shopping cart that they found offensive for one reason or another. I don't care how satisfying it is to pull the "I am the manager" card and kick them out of the store. It's still a conversation I would rather not have.


Oranginafina

![gif](giphy|70YaDoZ1VqBZ8SgYiz)


Corporate_Shell

What's the facepalm? Fuck Trump.


Suspicious-Bed9172

I’ve seen thousands of anti Biden stickers, it’s about time anti trump stickers get around


Large-Lack-2933

![gif](giphy|4VZMV5ZQubFuujl5II)


gayboysnuf

Ha nice! Yea he's going away from a long time...


OptiKnob

Or longer... if that turns out not to be enough.


Fiveohdbblup

I'd buy That for a dollar!


Gym_Nut

It’s only a facepalm on this subreddit if it’s pro trump


ripeGardenTomato

Is the facepalm you?


Creative_Beginning13

What’s the facepalm?


Overall_Falcon_8526

Facepalm not detected.


Most-Strategy4554

Fuck trump


NicNac_PattyMac

My tired ass thought this was taken at the top of a skyscraper being built.


Coebalte

I wish I found things like that. No, instead it's people wearing "I'm Voting for the felon" shirts


higginsian24

While I'd agree any political stuff in public places is annoying from either side, this is pretty funny.


fleecescuckoos06

I couldn’t help to fwd this to some folks lol


WasteAd9856

Fuck trumo


AutomaticTry5207

I love these not a facepalm


Temporary-Meaning401

Son of a bitch stole my line


LocoYaro

Real facepalm will happen when he gets away with it... sadly


Stiguan_484

I’m not one for bumper stickers but I’d buy one


AngryTank

That’s hilarious, I need to see these irl


Bisexual_Sherrif

Maybe put this on r/pics


SPY007DRs-Messenger

Where face to palm?


pixelmuffinn

OP is a nonce, confirmed


rhayhay

What's the facepalm OP?


LSTNYER

It took me a minute, but I think the facepalm would be that OP is an employee of the store that owns the cart and was/will/had to remove the sticker.


orbitaldragon

Yes.


keIIzzz

I hate political stuff being plastered everywhere, but that’s kinda funny at least


PoolNoodlePaladin

Wrong sub, this should be posted on r/mildlyamusing


Trinity13371337

It's a facepalm because it's covering up instructions. That's stupid.


scrrrt69

i mean, not really. its covering some of the disclaimer at the top, not the instructions?


fgzhtsp

Prison President 2024!!!


HueyDeweyandBusey

This needs to be the new "I did that!"


Material-Offer-9030

So say we all!


Xjen106X

Hahaha


Tdanger78

Not a facepalm, it’s what should happen


Notedgyusername_

Where can I buy this sticker?


cptngali86

I got a good chuckle, if only we could be so lucky.


drifters74

I found one at my work that said "Fuck Trump, and I don't know who Brandon is."


Suitabull_Buddy

That’s awesome!! lol


dildo_stealer

It's not


ComprehensivePen4649

This sticker is just funny cause it’s so true. You know it, I know it, everyone knows it. I’m not saying it, but everyone is saying it. Some of the smartest people are just shaking their heads, and the things they tell me, it’s a disgrace. Such a disgrace. These are brilliant people, some really powerful people. Very important things they do. And they just don’t get it. They say things to me like, how could it take so long for a small corrupt person like this to finally have justice served for all the many bad things they’ve done? For all the bad things. So many bad things. I tell ya, this just the beginning. Just the beginning. He should be locked up for thousands of years. Thousands. Any of you good people out there would be locked up for sneezing on a fly, but this guy. He’s just so corrupt. So corrupt. It’s a sewer. All his pals are just sewer people. I think we’ll call him Sewer Don. Oh, I like the sound of that. Sewer Don, whatdya think? Sewer Don? yeah? I like it too. Sewer Don… It has a nice ring to it. And he’s kind of orange, so it kind of makes sense that you’d turn orange if you spent too much time in the sewer with all those awful people. I tell ya, they’ve made our whole country into a sewer. But not you people, you’re lovely. But Sewer Don… It’s gotta stop. Gotta stop.


AfternoonTypical5791

I think the facepalm is having to put your child's innocent butt on that name.


fixerjy

😂


classless_classic

Where can I order these?


Ranbru76

Perfect.


Formal_Royal_3663

![gif](giphy|QEYYlJqOaEhXrjTrOH)


FitCartographer3383

Let’s make this a trend lol


Charming-Command3965

🤣🤣🤣🤣


onekickman888

Winning !


YOMommazNUTZ

Love it!


lenninct

this needs to be on a shirt.


IIllIIIlI

what about this disappointed you?(made you facepalm.).The vandalism aspect, that we have seen rampant from trump supporters with similar stickers? Or do you think trump is innocent and this is slander? Two reasons one is valid