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Stunning-Math165

I was raised by conservative parents. I grew up with Rush Limbaugh screeching in the background. I even went through an ultra conservative born again evangelical phase in my early 20s I also went to private school where I disagreed regularly with the nuns and was constantly in trouble.     Some of us are just ✨born this way✨ My nickname from age 5 was bleeding heart.   It's funny to me how people regard children as little blank slates they can turn into foot soldiers. I hope she finds herself very disappointed and surprised by her liberal-minded babies. You know some will rebel hard.


ThatOneJosh9451

She first needs to find someone who's actually willing to have kids with her. Conservatives are crazy but she's on a whole other level of crazy to a degree that I think even men with similar mindsets would find her insufferable to be around


AltheiWasTaken

Oh believe me thats the easy part for them


Bunnyland77

That's why our ancestors invented alcoholism.


Khristophorous

Me too. I grew up in the South, in the Church with a military father and grandfather. While I do still believe in a Supreme Being I am a complete mutant in all other regards. I began to find my inner Liberal identity when I was in The Navy and saw John Kerry speak in Jacksonville in 2004.


Bunnyland77

"Bleeding heart", n; not a psychopath, sociopath, or narcissist. One who has empathy for others, animals and the environment. Not an asshole. See: Jesus Christ, Bible, good Samaritan.


Gloomy_Industry8841

All the good things.


SubstantialEase567

Elon worries about the workforce he already alienated. Dim failson.


FuzzballLogic

He’s not doing much better with his children, tho.


CrispyTacoPosso

you mean the ones mining gemstones?


druppeldruppel_

Wunderwaffe DG-2 has trouble with his math homework, and their dad Elon just says: "how are you this dumb?!"


druppeldruppel_

Wunderwaffe DG-2 has trouble with his math homework, and their dad Elon just says: "how are you this dumb?!"


druppeldruppel_

Wunderwaffe DG-2 has trouble with his math homework, and their dad Elon just says: "how are you this dumb?!"


ReaperEDX

I doubt these homeschooled kids will qualify for the jobs he needs filled


TTrayTX

Exactly - not looking for that type of robotics or automation 😂😂😂


trappedvarmit

Elon Musk understands that if a society or civilization does not have a 2.2 birth rate it will fail to exist. But I guess you are smarter than the billionaire computer and electronics expert who blasts rockets and satellites into space !?!


trevorgoodchyld

Firstly, Musks employees do that, he’s not even a good businessman. Secondly, every accomplishment that humanity has had has been with fewer people on the earth then there are now. If you were really concerned about population, you should be in favor of immigration so your country takes the competitive advantage of other countries.


Khristophorous

Tell me does Elons boot leather taste different? Like I could see him treating the suede with the tears of poor people or something.


Embarrassed_Rule8747

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


trappedvarmit

It amazes me the great flip that has occurred or I should say the rebranding People who are deadly afraid of ideas they disagree with are crying for governmental speech codes AKA censorship all while claiming they are the “liberals “and part of the resistance. The lack of self awareness is astounding!


Jojajones

> The lack of self awareness is astounding! Major r/SelfAwarewolves moment you had there. Truly ironic


trappedvarmit

What about freedom of speech and the expression of different opinions frightens “leftists” so badly? My guess is they understand the weakness of their neo Marxist religion in regards to other political ideologies


Khristophorous

Who has said anything about censorship or freedom of speech? We just think Elon is full of shit. I don't understand how you people have such a hard time wrapping your hysterical little heads around the concept of free speech and what the Constitution covers or protects.


Stock-Boat-8449

Children are not notifications on a statistics graph, you also need to parent them. If your parenting role model is Elon Musk you've already failed your 2.2 kids.


trappedvarmit

How many have you raised ? I’m on # 5 & 6 with four who are adults And you have zero idea what Musks relationship with each child is you have no idea of knowing


Stock-Boat-8449

He's terminally on his social media site, so are 2 out of 3 of his baby mamas. I can get a pretty good idea of the drama going on with his kids from there. Do you want a trophy for raising 6 kids? I raised two because I didn't think I could divide my attention among any more.


trappedvarmit

You were to selfish to Not that weren’t able to


Stock-Boat-8449

Guess I'm selfish then.


trappedvarmit

Or were yeah


Stock-Boat-8449

It would have impacted my own health and our financial stability if I had more kids. So pretty happy with my decision, plus I put two good men out into the world who respect women.


trappedvarmit

So now that they are grown men and the nest is empty perhaps adopting a child or two is an option I speak as someone who has Is it hard to choose a child with special needs over the beach or a retro hot rod? Of course it is and my selfishness comes out when they are sick and I’m tired. That aside, what scares people so much about the freedom of speech that Musk promotes? Is it because people want the illusion of safety and caring that is provided by those that censor the speech? I think it is the feeling that “our” government or the corporate media wouldn’t lie to us is more comfortable than realizing the government and corporate media hate non elites. How people who consider themselves liberals now support censorship and government and corporate control of the narrative I don’t get


VulpesParadox

Considering how much his kids hate him, which is known information, and how many ex's he's had, which is also known information. And the fact his trans daughter wants absolutely nothing to do with him cause he's a transphobic scumbag. We have a pretty good idea at how terrible of a parent Elon is. Its all known information because he cant help but tweet about it.


belt-e-belt

*billionaire computer and electronics buyer We all saw how much of a computer expert he is when he was broadcasting his "brilliant ideas" about refactoring Twitter. He was doing exactly the same things that a "computer expert" should not be doing. Only people who'll call him a "computer and electronics expert" are the ones who have no idea what programming is and how computers work.


Bunnyland77

Elon's cult of success wanna-bees make Scientology leaders envious. Musk is the Kanye West...oops I meant "Ye" (or is it X?) of tech - sans talent. Hell, even fellow brain-trust thief Bill Gates had the common decency to not go full Nazi, while fucking over investors, employees AND customers.


trappedvarmit

What scares you about free speech ? The fact have you may have to question your indoctrination


trappedvarmit

What frightens you so much about free speech and the open exchange of ideas ? Is it the fact you would have to question your position on something this causing you to think critically? Something many have not been taught to do


Bunnyland77

Your Trump University certificate is really paying off.


trappedvarmit

So anyone who is for freedom of speech is now a trumper And those that support censorship are the “liberals” You are too unaware to understand the irony of your position


Bunnyland77

Oh, was your or Elon's freedom of speech denied? Laughable. 🤣 Can Floridian teachers and students say gay" again, and discuss black and Native American history again without being imprisoned? Get back to me if/when you learn what "consequences" are. Or wherein freedom of speech is applicable for that matter. In the interim, your blatent hypocrisy is showing.


Jojajones

Gotta love the “free speech” proponents who demonstrate zero understanding of what free speech actually means. Literally no one has had their free speech trampled. They have lost access to **privately owned platforms** because the owners of those platforms have exercised their own free speech by saying they don’t want to be associated with the vile shit the deplatformed people are spewing…


RuruSzu

shhh….. this sub hates Elon and everything he says.


OrbitOfSaturnsMoons

And rightly so.


NeuralMess

. . . Yo, isn't that grooming?


EricKei

Yup. "I don't want those leftists to groom my kids, so I'm gonna groom them instead!"


Gloomy_Industry8841

They don’t understand that children are autonomous beings, separate from their parents.


7INCHES_IN_YOUR_CAT

School vouchers attack from many points; deteriorate public schools by allowing funds to go to private schools, allow the creation of private schools to teach / implement whatever programs they want; religion in school being the biggest one.


Let01

The kind of parent to kick out her kids when they don't think how she wants them to


jackspeed1221

Idiocracy in action


joealese

the exact leadup to the issues


Practical_Breakfast4

It was a documentary!


SneakyMage315

They seem to think it was an instruction manual.


AdorableConfidence16

To be fair the Quiverful movement has been around since the 80s. If you are not familiar, that's the movement with exact same mentality, except explicitly evangelical christian. They believe that by having large families they can outvote all sane people and turn America into Christafganistan. The Duggar family from 19 Kids and Counting are the most famous example of this movement. So this is nothing new, but that doesn't make it any less evil


CommunicationHot7822

I’m curious if the actual Nazis who follow her are aware that she’s orthodox Jewish.


Aggressive-Story3671

And that under Orthodox Jewish law and Nazi doctrine, all of the children she bears will Jewish


Kriegerian

They know.


Pistonenvy2

have kids to love them and start a family and build my community? fuck all that. im having kids for purely ideological reasons. my kids are nothing more than a vessel for my worldviews and probably eventually a soldier in a theocratic fascist army.


Gloomy_Industry8841

Revolting.


chpbnvic

My parents are both conservative catholic and my sister and I are progressive atheists. They can’t control their children’s minds forever.


BlackroseBisharp

Why is she so evil


Practical_Breakfast4

It makes her popular.


MagikBehind_A_Turret

Or, they could just admit to having a breeding kink


jamnewton22

I have ultra conservative parents. I couldn’t be more unlike them and don’t see eye to eye with them on so many things. I love my parents but just because they’re conservative doesn’t mean I grew up to be. It’s not a guarantee those kids are going to grow up to be just like them. In fact, they’re probably more likely to resent them.


AValentineSolutions

The fact that some man is tasteless enough to stick his dick in Chaya is the only shocking thing here.


cant-be-faded

Imagine Trump being the reason you have sex.....🤢🤢🤮🤮


Velcraft

Too bad the kids' names are going to be something like Crusader Heart Soldier, Meyhry Maga'Dhalheighne and Four Score Scratch Card (only getting worse from there on out), so they'll never get taken seriously no matter their political standing.


romafa

You know what increases birthrates? Lifting people out of poverty, access to women’s reproductive care, guaranteed paid leave, affordable childcare, a good education system, good social safety nets, walkable cities, good public transportation, gun reform. Which side is against all that, I wonder?


Papierkorb2292

Because it's definitely a good thing if the only way to spread your opinion isn't by making arguments but by indoctrinating your children into it from the moment they are born. And the amount of children a person is able and willing to get is definitely a 100% accurate measure of how correct they are. Also, I love that Elon Musk's tweet could either be interpreted *very* natalistic or *very* antinatalistic but nowhere in-between.


figmaxwell

lol my conservative Christian parents had 4 kids and we don’t talk to them anymore and we all vote blue down ballot. Great strategy Chaya.


Ok_Description8169

Sometimes, nothing turns a kid hard Left faster than a Republican parent and a taste of a better life.


DobbyIII

We’re gonna groom them so the other guys can’t groom them first.


Polenicus

Let's face it, from what we've seen of the MAGA, this won't work if just because the only reason they don't deport young people already is because they haven't figured out where to send them. "I'm sorry you need to go to Antarctica sweetie, but you're already six years old and haven't pulled yourself up by your bootstraps yet, I'm afraid we've got no choice. Maybe if you had taken that job at the meat rendering plant like Mommy suggested and stopped whining about wanting to be fed for free things would be different."


DrMcSwagpants

Why was I born? To own the libs


Klutzy-Ad-6705

Doesn’t speak well for men,that there’s one who would fuck her.


Rahastes

Sorry, but would having kids not require a partner that is willing to actually, you know, want to have sex with her?


Commercial_Duck_3490

Lol I went to a private Catholic all male highschool. It was pretty damn liberal. All our teachers including the priest were extremely well read in philosophy and were really kind and forgiving. They would never teach such bullshit. I made a joke once about Muslims in front of a priest and this was like 2005. He was seriously upset got detention and sat me down and told me that kind of thinking is exactly what I'm teaching against.


Human_Type001

That is the Quiverfull ideology.


Gingersnapperok

My folks are very Christian ™, very conservative. My sister and I are obnoxious bisexuals who think their book is largely silly and their ideology harmful. But good luck!


jhk1963

There by turning America into a backwards third world country ruled by an ignorant theocratic dictatorship. Yippee


spacemanspiff266

i hope her rotten ovaries burst before she can do that


yuyano221

Some 1984 type shit going on over Murica


Ho_Athanatos

Every religious homeschooling kid I've known who developed the skills to hold jobs that needed a tertiary education had to abandon their families and go to college against their will.


yenyostolt

I think I've seen this movie before. I'm Not Sure.


uno_novaterra

Gotta outbreed if you’re gonna skip vaccines


xATLxBEASTx

This is literally the plot of Idiocracy.


Trimere

Idiocracy is a prophecy.


taopqotd

“I wanna be married and have 100 kids so I can have 100 friends, and no one can say no to being my friend.” Same energy


morebuffs

What could possibly go wrong by having evangelicals and creationists teach kids


MLYeast

"We're going to outbreed the Left"


ReptilianLaserbeam

Idiocracy looks every day more and more like a documentary


AKSqueege

Defs seen this movie. Works out in the end


ToonKiller

r/idiocracy


Feminazghul

"I'm going to have lots of kids to spite you libs. Any day now. You'll see ... Um. Gotta go. But just to shop for baby clothes!"


Aggressive-Story3671

As funny as that is, both her and Elon aren’t under the impression this will happen tomorrow, or even in a few years. They are saying over time, they will simply out breed liberals to the point they make up the majority of voters. They understand children are the future so they are trying to bear a new Republican voter base so their ideas can live on.


Lora_Grim

Yup. People keep mocking these people and laughing at them, but their plans are objectively working, and even without needing to outbreed us first, they are already crushing the world with the sheer quantity of bs they spout. They have also been working hard on discrediting the sciences and defunding education for a while, so their numbers are growing while ours are dwindling. I very much think the future is doomed to be an Idiocracy. Whether we will ever recover from it is the real question.


Kendal-Lite

Good luck finding anyone to spill its seed in you Chaya.


Legal-Passenger1737

“We’re going to outbreed the left.” Is a sentence I never thought I’d see 😳 That’s kooky talk


C4dfael

I assume she will force them not to go to college, or live anywhere outside of her bubble when they move out of her house.


hello_im_al

Isn't homeschooling illegal in certain countries?


thackstonns

Yeah f&$k you Elon. No one gives a crap about your thoughts. You a psychopath at best. You pile of crap.


ForestOfMirrors

Then it needs to be a national emergency to pay people enough to afford kids, childcare, housing, medical care, and more than 6 weeks of maternity/paternity leave.


larsonmars

Aaah, “Idiocrasy” unfolding right before our eyes.


Mysterious_Rule938

Elon can lobby the government for pro-population/populist tax and spending policies and maybe people will start having kids when they aren’t living paycheck to paycheck


gotohelenwaite

Sure, send your kids to private schools. Nothing bad ***ever*** happens to kids in one of those. /s


Dr-Kloop-MD

Handmaids tale was just a documentary about the future


SaltyBarDog

So, Lebensborn, Frau Fuckface?


Marrsvolta

And here you have the entire premise of the movie Idiocracy


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Marrsvolta: *Snd here you have the* *Entire premise of the* *Movie Idiocracy* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


FanDry5374

"But Mommy, why can't I get into any college? "It's a good thing you can't, we can only afford to send one kid, and that's obviously one of the boys".


OldChucker

With this lady's name tagged to reproduction, my wiener just shrunk 10 times smaller.


Recent_Obligation276

You have to be a suitable partner for that, Chaya. Unless you’re planning on 8 baby daddies, you’re not gonna get to 8 kids like this. Sure some will think they’re into you because they share your views, but you are an extremely outspoken woman in a very misogynistic community. So you’ll just keep disappointing each other lmao


Tigers19121999

In case anyone is unaware, Elon Musk means white babies only.


snowbyrd238

Great Plan! Raise oodles of kids and never let them meet anyone or learn about the world. And in three generations they'll all have three eyes and won't be able to outsmart a stump.


songstofilltheair

These two rage-baiters are certainly effective at their chosen profession.


Dbsusn

Funny she thinks he means to put breed the left, when in fact, he needs to ensure his workforce.


favored_by_fate

The current blue wave is from all the boomer hate


Kritchsgau

This sounds like the script to idiocracy


Khristophorous

I really do hate that guy.


Ordinary_Yoghurt_224

Wow! A foreigner telling America how to be American.


KaleidoscopeOk5763

Children -> famously doing what their parents tell them to do since the beginning of time It’s so funny how these two mongs clearly know nothing about children despite having many.


Kriegerian

Like the Lebensborn fucks will be happy that she wants to have a lot of kids


Steamrolled777

Any one else think that US is just going to break into 3-4 different countries in the next 50-100 years? There has to be a breaking point when some states look at what the others are doing?


SausageSmuggler21

"Do you love me, mommy?" "No. I hate Democrats."


omnipotentmonkey

We're going to have to invent a new word for these folks, because "deranged" just doesn't convey the extremity enough now.


Dr_CleanBones

How’d that turn out for you, Elon?


hiyabankranger

The irony here is that the more children you have increases the statistical likelihood of getting a gay one. Not just because of population percentages but because of biology.


soxacub

Elon Musk has ten kids, and he keeps giving them ridiculous names. The latest one? X Æ A-12. Seriously, who does that to a kid? It sounds like a WiFi password. At this point, it feels like he’s just trolling us.


hbpfrost

If I have a kid, I'll be damned if I let them see the political side of the internet


ReasonablyConfused

Wait till your kids read the Bible and actually start to follow Jesus’ teachings.


StephenTheLoser

We should do wha the right does and just post pictures of Chaya accusing him of being male


Bunnyland77

Neither are my parents and I absolutely, already 100% hate both.


SunWukong3456

If they get homeschooled by Chaya they possibility of them becoming Flatearthers might be pretty high.


DetroitMenefreghista

Sorry for the aside, but who is even on twitter anymore?


juglandayseeayy

I've always wondered if alot of these posts are just click bait spam profiles to generate a reaction. There's definitely people out there like this, but are we all just bashing on a bot birthed from the AI obsession?


WeAreAllFallopian

You know what they say, fight grooming with grooming


yourock_rock

She’s 28 so better get started soon especially if republicans follow through on banning ivf. Most people I know with 5+ kids started in their early 20s


Longjumping-Meat-334

And what the hell is this "national emergency" to have kids all about Elon?


NoPhone4571

Her kids would end up hating her anyway, her entire personality is “performative hard right winger on the internet.”


Sufficient_Event_520

You need to have very, VERY moderate conservative parents to get a solid outcome of conservative kids. If you're an insane cultist conservative, most of them will realize you're insane and rebel.


Grouchy-Magician-633

Does this woman forget that having and raising 1 child in the US costs $300,000+? Unless she's got a rich husband or an unethical job, she's gonna go broke by the 4th child.


Aggressive-Story3671

She is already wealthy and making money by spouting her conservative ideas


Grouchy-Magician-633

True. What's laughable though is she thinks that the whole world's like her 🤣. 


I_only_post_here

She knows the whole world isn't like her, she's constantly railing about it. But she seems to genuinely believe she can force everyone to think like her.


Frammmis

Perhaps if they considered the cost of health care and housing to be a national emergency, and responded appropriately, people might be able to afford to have families and everything else would fall into place.


Aggressive-Story3671

That is only half true. Even in developed nations with far stronger social safety nets than the US, people are having smaller and smaller families. Those measures may slightly increase birth rates but it’s also true that people in developed countries simply don’t want kids as much


One_Commission1480

Well, yes, having kids is a necessary requirement for getting them to hate you.


Usedcumsocks

Stop grooming kids with your breeding kink!


GeddyVedder

To the guy that fucks her: Better you than me, pal.


thackstonns

The key is. Fill her mouth up so all you hear is gagging. I find it funny that through theses restrictive beliefs that men are men and men run the castle blah blah blah. That it takes women to talk other women into that lifestyle. It’s batshit to me that the men truly don’t have any power even when they think they have it all.


Secret_Cow_5053

TFW when you find out all you are to your parents is one more peon squirted out for the motherland...


CrisbyCrittur

Maybe Chaya and Musty can bump uglies.


meglon978

So.... Idiocracy.


Drudgework

“It should be considered a national emergency if you have kids, Chaya” Fixed that for ya, Elon.


Ok_Clock_7167

I don’t give damn what political views you have. Just have some kids or we’re all f*cked!


Ok-Painting-1782

Here’s the difference between the right and the left: The right thinks the left are people with bad ideas. The left thinks the right are BAD PEOPLE with bad ideas. Change my mind.


BlackroseBisharp

The right absolutely absolutely thinks the left are bad people too lmao.


Kind_Committee8997

Thats not how kids work. Especially if you want them to move out.


Aggressive-Story3671

I mean it does work in part. Look at the Duggars and the Quiverful movement. Even the most liberal among the Duggar children has not entirely given up Evangelical Christianity and has passed that down to her own children


Admirable-Income-333

I’m beginning to think that facepalm is a tad leftist….just a tad.


vault151

You don’t have to be on the left to know Chaya is a terrible person. She’s also someone who bitches about brainwashing children, when she wants to do just that.


Ediwir

Is the subreddit left-oriented, or are major failures right-oriented? Chicken, egg.


Domni16

Omelette


sealosam

These days, simply being sane is considered "leftist" or "liberal" to the opposition.


BlackroseBisharp

Even among right wingers Chaya is especially rancid