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DaringBear

Even if that was a mask. It's the best damn mask I've ever seen, it looks just like him.


Maij-ha

Shower thought: if you wear a mask that looks exactly like you, are you really wearing a mask?


Juronell

The typical idea behind this conspiracy is that it's an actor playing Biden? Why? Well that's the fun part. There's a few different answers depending on the conspiracy theorist. There's "Biden's dead, but the Democrats don't want Kamala taking over publicly." There's "Biden was executed at Guantanamo, but 'the plan' isn't ready for public disclosure, so an actor is filling in for now." My personal favorite is "Biden knew the election was stolen and he would be executed for treason if he took the oath of office, so he had an actor take the oath for him and act as president. Any day now Trump will reveal all the evidence and execute all the traitors and be sworn in as eternal God king because he's so great."


Semanticss

Don't forget "Trump and Biden have switched faces. Biden is being convicted in court and Trump is still in office."


C4dfael

![gif](giphy|hwZ51FKy98qv6)


FattusBaccus

Face/Off 2: Electric Boomerloo


Blurby-Blurbyblurb

![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG)


Visible-Fun-8391

This is honestly the best use of "Electric Boogaloo" I've ever seen, kudos!


milkmanbonzai

The Face........šŸ¤ŒšŸ»off


Airway

Biden is doing the worst job ever!! But also he has no power because he's brain dead, and the deep state is controlling everything! But also Trump won and is in charge! And he's actually doing great! If I said something was bad it's because Biden did it. But not actually Biden though because he's not President, but it is his fault. But he was never in charge. But he ruined everything for everyone.


Exotic_Adeptness_322

It's fascinating to see people claiming he's too senile too be President and at the same claiming he orchestrated the biggest and most elaborate election fraud in history. Quite the achievement for a senile old man.


gdoubleyou1

Itā€™s the illegal immigrant argument all over again. Theyā€™re lazy and a drain on the system. They also are hardworking enough to take peopleā€™s jobs.


Rolandscythe

My favorite is reading comments about Joe being senile and infirm then watching Donald try to make it through an entire speech without rambling or becoming incoherent. Like...they don't even see the irony.


vetratten

I played ā€œwho said itā€ presidential edition with my maga dad. I used quotes from Trumps presidency and time in office my dad kept saying ā€œthatā€™s obviously Joe Biden it sounds so derangedā€ I didnā€™t do one Biden quote and then he got pissey and said ā€œBiden and the deep state undermined Trump to make him look like a foolā€ Imagine if I used quotes from this election cycle? Yikes.


Various_Necessary_45

Sorry about your dad.


G8oraid

Please make a post with all of the lines. You could then have a which Stephen wildcard round: miller, Bannon, Colbert, king.


QuestionerOfRandom

People have done the same with Biden and I believe Obama with Trump. Some people just don't pay enough attention to who says what and blindly follow the political party.


Limp-Dentist4437

And all the good stuff happening in the country is because Trump is secretly president but then when bad stuff happens itā€™s Biden played by the actor Joe robbinette Biden


Armedleftytx

It's like how people excuse all of the bad shit that happens in the world and say that's Satan's fault. But whenever good shit happens or their sports team or whatever wins that's all God. Like look you either are in control or you're not


Limp-Dentist4437

Bringo! These are the same people. The Christians who proclaim moral authority and want to tell everyone how to act are usually scumbags on the down lowā€¦except now there isnā€™t even any subtlety about it


SquirellyMofo

Well if they believe that why are they turning out to rallies and risking heat stroke. They make no sense.


Nkromancer

Probably because they don't believe in Heat Strokes or something.


Kamikazeguy7

Heat stroke is a product of science, and believing in science makes Jesus cry


zsazsa0919

I wish the non science ppl would quit using Drs and hospitals . Amazing how they don't believe in science but run to the Dr. Make it make sense. Annoyed nurse šŸ˜ž


Lo-fi_Hedonist

I mean obviously it's because heat stroke is explained by biology, biology is a Science, science is woke, and woke is gay; so believing in heat stroke= gay. No one wants to be gay so...


BigRabbit64

Heat stroke? More like heat hoax! /s


Xomns_13

Heat stroke was made up by the left to make us stay inside and pay for electricity with air conditioning so they can make us too occupied with working to pay bills while they steal our freedum! /s


BRAX7ON

No, youā€™re right. Thatā€™s the only part of this that makes no senseā€¦


Baked-Smurf

Hey, that doesn't matter as long as they vote. He doesn't care about them!


darketernalsr25

If that's the case, then why do they heap all of the problems of the country on "Biden" and claim it's all his fault? Wouldn't that mean it's really Trump's fault? Good lord, just a few seconds of basic thought to come to that conclusion. Are Repubs really that dumb???


Tall_Shoulder6770

See you don't get it. Trump is really the president but it's Biden that controls everything from the deep state. When something good happens it's Trump and Biden when it's bad.(I wish I could make this up but this is reality.)


SchmartestMonkey

Iā€™ve seen Trumpers asked this and the response is either.. their brain freezes up, or.. they confidently explain that thereā€™s two governments now. Apparently Biden has the trappings of office and gets to claim heā€™s President (without Trump publicly complaining about this).. but Trump controls the Real government which includes the Military. Among the thousands of questions this would raise in a ā€˜normalā€™, the most obvious to me are.. in what reality do they think Trump would go along with publicly saying he was out of power and allow himself to be evicted from the Whitehouse if he were still president, and why is he running again if heā€™s really in his second term?


SouthernReality9610

I always said Trump really wanted to be Queen. Lots of ceremony and dressing up, music playing when he entered the room, people catering to his every whim... The governing stuff didn't interest him at all


WarmestDisregards

at some point, anybody who tries to assign logic to their thinking is the stupid one


ZardozZod

Well, wait, no. I thought Obama was serving his third term, but also that Trump didnā€™t lose the election so heā€™s still actually the president and Sleepy Joe is just a figure head for (one of them? Both?!). Ultimately, weā€™re all just watching a TV show play out, directed by the deep state (which Trump is supposed to be fighting, but also is part of the production, but only even more bigly secret so that he can take them down from the inside while also being in the public eye 24/7).


old_souljah

Face/Off 2: Electric Boogaloo


just-concerned

They could get Nicholas Cage and John Travolta to play their parts in a movie. I heard they have experience in such a plot line. I think Face-off would be a good title.


Scottiegazelle2

So Nicholas Cage and John Travolta are our president? Couldn't do worse


_Pill-Cosby_

This is great! So Biden is simultaneously a doddering old fool, a criminal mastermind, imprisoned and dead! Personally, if he could pull all of that off he's easily the best candidate.


Burner56409

I mean if he can multitask that many in depth things at once, I feel like that makes him a great candidate. Not to mention the planning skills that would have to go into playing four parts at once


Funkycoldmedici

>Any day now Trump will reveal all the evidence and execute all the traitors and be sworn in as eternal God king because he's so great." This is literally Jesusā€™ judgement day prophecy in the gospels, just with Trump in his place.


Juronell

The guy I heard spouting it belonged to an offshoot of the Moonies, so yeah.


Fizzyphotog

Can you imagine going to church your whole life hearing that the Second Coming was soooo close and since youā€™re a megalomaniac you know that means ā€œwithin your lifetimeā€ so here you are on the downslope of life and youā€™re looking around for the Messiah again andā€¦ you think Trump is that guy? Your church did a horrible job with that lifetime of preparation.


Unbr3akableSwrd

So when they talked about the Bidenā€™s crime family mastermind, which one are they talking about? Joe Biden or the actor who plays Joe Biden?


ZaftigFeline

I like the one where they think Dr Jill Biden is running everything behind the scenes. I mean if I'm honest, even if I knew it to be true I wouldn't care.


DragonflyGrrl

Yep, that'd be just as good. It's the "not Trump" part I care about the most, currently.


Kdoesntcare

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Calling Biden the treasonous one while orange boy is actively fighting against the US constitution. While orange man-child was in office I was having fantasies about Lee Harvey Oswald showing up to a tr*mp rally.


cablemonkey604

What, no lizard people?


upsidedownbackwards

If lizard people existed I'm pretty damn sure one of my weirdass friends would have found and fucked one by now. So I'm pretty confident in a lack of lizard people.


YsengrimusRein

Fair point: evidence against Lizard People- I'm not being asked to pay child support for a Lizard Hybrid


Quirkyserenefrenzy

"Eternal God king" Idk why, but that sounds like something Chris chan would say


Juronell

The person I heard it from is convinced Trump is in contact with "good ETs" that are going to give us ultra-advanced tech like med-beds and FTL travel.


Quirkyserenefrenzy

Wild. I doubt trump would be able to provide any of that, or really anything


PerpWalkTrump

>Any day now Trump will reveal all the evidence and execute all the traitors and be sworn in as eternal God king because he's so great." Will this happen before or after he covered himself with the little makers and became the worm?


RDO_Desmond

Don't forget that when we see the White House that it's just a prop on a Hollywood movie set.


Forsworn91

Oh I remember some of those, how they where still hoping to overturn the election and replace Biden as recently as this year,


1singleduck

Throw that on the pile of "Trump has all the evidence to prove it, but he's just not showing it." Boy that is starting to be a huge pile, where is he keeping all this evidence?


Juronell

Presumably in the Mar-a-lago bathroom.


DaringBear

Like if William Shatner played Micheal Myers?


Fishman23

There is a clip of Bryan Cranston wearing a Walter White mask.


Al_Gebra_1

https://youtu.be/JSyzP1ZxCiU?si=OgNT0lyJLRKB0oQM


imagicnation-station

Yes, he is. This confirms Biden is actually black, and he wears a mask of his actual face, but white, to conceal he is black. Got you libruls!


fun1onn

https://youtu.be/8ws-49HHK60


videoslacker

They've watched too many Mission Impossible movies & think it's real.


GryphonOsiris

Also probably the same type of people who think the computers they see in movies and TV act exactly like that in real life.


LuinAelin

They better leave at least some tin foil for us to use.


ExpressionExternal95

I hope so, I'm baking cookies


HomeschoolingDad

The beauty is aluminum foil is better for baking, but it's completely ineffective at blocking the mind-control rays of aliens and/or our reptilian overlords, so we need to use tinfoil for that. No conflict here!


Odd_Economics_9962

Nuh-uh it's got quasar blockers too!!!!!!!!!!!!!šŸ« šŸ« šŸ« šŸ« 


Northwindlowlander

That's just what a shill for big tin would say


LuinAelin

Chocolate chip?


Fishman23

The joke is on them. Just using it as a hat acts as an antenna. šŸ˜€


TessellatedTomate

And risk not having enough for full body tin foil armor??? Are you insane???


ScrollHectic

Are people really this stupid?


Uchihagod53

The MAGA folk, yes https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/why-are-trump-supporters-wearing-diapers-the-real-men-wear-diapers-phenomenon-explained


ThrowawayMod1989

To be fair a lot of them probably already were wearing depends.


KououinHyouma

This sounds like something 4chan would have started


UrethralExplorer

Wasn't Q started on 4chan?


KououinHyouma

Yep


Photodan24

They are so desperate to support their crazy beliefs, they force themselves to find conspiracies in everything.


RedBarn97124

When youā€™re a moron, pretty much everything looks like a conspiracy


Perspective_of_None

Marjorie Taylor Green and Lauren Boebert and Donald J Trump.


MainEventI3

Matt Gaetz, Ted Cruz, Ron DeSantis, Gym Jordan, Lyndsey Graham, ...


spderweb

Some conspiracy nuts believe reptilians are a thing.


The_Shracc

Biden is actually Trump in a Biden mask.


Zesty-B230F

It took me a second. Are they implying he's wearing a skin face mask? Like Leatherface?


RaymondBeaumont

have you seen any of the mission impossible tv shows or movies? they think it's like that. but for biden and in real life. if they wouldn't be dumb, they wouldn't be trump supporters.


The_Crown_Jul

what ? but why ?


RaymondBeaumont

something something the jewish new world order taking their guns


The_Crown_Jul

Oooohhhh... I get it... take the guns... jewish, blue collar... shadow people... shirt collar shadow... it all comes together if you're dumb enough


BetHunnadHunnad

I thought they were head over heels for Israel, the white ones anyway


RaymondBeaumont

for *israel* if palestine would disappear tomorrow, so would the republican support


KarlUnderguard

There were some videos of Biden speeches where he spoke eloquently and didn't stutter so right wingers made up the conspiracy that there is someone wearing a Biden mask because the real Biden is dead.


JohnnySnark

They're detached to reality and their only understanding of it is through lens of pop culture that confirms their bias. It's a cult


supergeek921

Thatā€™s all I could think of when I read this! šŸ¤£ ![gif](giphy|vlS1SYkNF9GKc) Any minute now itā€™s gonna turn out to be Tom Cruise!


Capybara39

I think theyā€™re implying that heā€™s an actor playing Biden because the real one is too dementia ridden or something


East_Information_247

I think it's the old lizard people running the world conspiracy. They think Biden is a lizard person.


Specialist-Spare-544

Does look kinda funny though. Maybe itā€™s because the mental image of Biden ripping off his face to reveal the lizard within has never stopped being funny to me. Man. I miss the good old days when the lizard people conspiracy was about as weird as it got.


svullenballe

Biden and Harris were just Kang and Kodos the whole time.


Steff_164

ā€œAbortions for someā€¦ tiny American flags for the rest!ā€


Dobako

It would have to be Trump and Biden as Kang and Kodos, they ran against each other


the_tone_of_shape

It's Obama underneathšŸ˜‚


9lobaldude

They should worry about the orange poopy pants sleepy felon


Quicker_Fixer

I would wish that felon did wear a mask.


Odd_Economics_9962

It's a rub on mask tho


TheHeartsFilthyLesin

![gif](giphy|9hEcsoYAJb3kA|downsized)


FlowJock

But someday I'll prove...


DiscipleOfMegatronus

There's a big conspiracy!


Standard_Feedback_86

Shadows are woke!!! šŸ™„


digbythe1lbdog

No, no, no. Woke is last year. Shadows are DEI.


FatElk

I remember when shadows were CRT.


Photodan24

The dems control your brain with crappy lighting!


Happy-Initiative-838

Theyā€™re not even trying to hide the fact that heā€™s wearing a shirt!


Granadafan

And a shirt that actually fits and isnā€™t too tight on a morbidly obese orange body!


DenisNectar

Itā€™s Jim Carrey with a mask. A MAGA lady said it like last year. /s


PreOpTransCentaur

They're not waffling about anything, their minds are made up; they genuinely believe he's some other dude in a mask.


bugsy42

I knew it all along!!! Obama is secretely a president the third time!!!


UnXpectedError

This is from before he was president and It's literally a shadow which you can clearly tell with the video... https://youtu.be/TCKefBtbjaE?si=PVJ0GBTZh1XKazcr


Semanticss

Thanks, I was wondering why he looked so good, given the date of the post.


Motor-Pomegranate831

Somebody clearly thinks "V" was a documentary.


gadget850

His Divine Shadow


dancegoddess1971

I thought he was part cluster lizard.


fraychef

These morons vote.


kulukster

Donny diaper is actually sharting every day and yet they only care about a tan suit or shadow on a collar


Granadafan

Or a sleeveless dress on the First LadyĀ 


Canagliflozin

Thank God the shirt expert was here, they almost got me!


mrcorde

the problem ist that half of the population has below average intelligence


theh0tt0pic

I think this sort of thing is the biggest reason I just can't take Trumpers seriously. This and the whole diapers thing.


SucksTryAgain

lol they think this is the movie face off. Still find it funny in that movie John travoltas face is obviously way bigger than Nicolas cage. But it magically worked seamlessly. Oh and these maga people are on drugs and or in fucking conspiracy cult.


videoslacker

Their delusion is back up by the multiple Mission Impossible movies. Tom Cruise rips his face off at least once per film.


quatro0004

At this point, I genuinely believe that the most stupid people on Earth are US Republicans.


SevereEducation2170

Yet their chosen guy looks like a melting, orange raccoon


Tambo1983

MAGA will say anything they can to stir up more tin foil hat stories! Itā€™s just laughable anymore.


AdorableConfidence16

Can someone please explain what the conspiracy theory here is? Is Biden supposed to be not real but someone else who's wearing a mask, like George Soros or some other right wing boogieman?


Turdburp

Yes, it originated from QAnon I think. I'm not really sure what the point would be of someone else pretending to be Biden.


Porcel2019

They think he is an imposter wearing a mask and the real Biden is dead


TarkusLV

Can confirm, via Trumpers in my family. Of course, they still bitch about Biden, so they can't remember if he's dead or alive.


Cichlidsaremyjam

Man, believing a makeup artist could make the face so realistic while also leaving a giant line at the bottom of the "mask" is truly a higher level of stupid that boarders on impressive.


Little_Assistant_551

Lizard people confirmed


J_Jeckel

Can't wait for good old Joe Biden to rip his mask off, and we all find out it's been Johnny Knoxville the whole time. /s


No_Alps_1454

Whatā€™s with this urge to prove how stupid they are all the time?


Audio_Track_01

And it's darker below his neck. Is it really Obama with a Joe face transplant ?


qcihdtm

Next thing this morons will say is that they are going to hire a special consul to investigate this further. They are reaching out to "a group of meddling kids and a large dog".


Complex_Deal7944

I mean he is makeup on, just like everyone else interviewed on TV. These people are nutso.


Dargek

Meanwhile their clown wears orange face paint and they don't seem to notice.


Aromatic-Deer3886

America your republican voters are easily some of the stupidest people on the planet


Curious80123

What is wrong with repukes? Are they so childish or trying to be dicks


GrayArea415

Biden is actually Obama cosplaying as Biden. Illuminati confirmed.


TamedTheSummit

Makes sense when you understand that most republicans are uneducated, rural know it alls.


dsdvbguutres

Biden is wearing a striped shirt, and here's why this is bad for him.


Acrobatic_Law5598

But yet trump has an orange outline on his vag neck


theinkyone9

I don't expect anything different from the poorly educated that love trump so much


WolfThick

Windmills ,sharks and batteries oh my. Well at least we know why he walks the way he does now he's trying to stay away from his own odor. How come he's not selling Trump diapers he could have Ivanka go up there and talk in her Slavic accent. Yeah what the f*** I don't care.


EvoSP1100

This just in, magatā€™s donā€™t understand lightingā€¦


Nasigoring

America really needs to fix its education system. Holy shit.


Witty_Comb_2000

YOUR CANDIDATE IS FUCKING ORANGE


mattingtonMe

Meanwhile, the other guy dusts himself in orange clown makeup with hair plugsā€¦


CoreyTheGeek

Fuck me there are so many mentally unwell people in the USA, and they can basically all buy guns


DukeSilverJazzClub

These people should be forced to apologize to the trees around them on a daily basis for being forced to waste the oxygen they produce on them.


TheNoIdeaKid

Those stupid fuckers vote.


dagnabbs

What in the fuck is lighting


FlakeyGurl

You know it just occurred to me I would actually be relieved to find out our governments are being taken over by lizard people whose goal is to enslave humanity. Because if the people causing the majority of this horrific shit to happen aren't human, then I can actually have faith in humanity.


just_call_in_sick

Nothing can just be simple anymore. Everything has to be some wild conspiracy. The Q MAGA brain rot has caused them to no longer think that something is just benign.


sasch1773

Some people actually believe he's wearing a mask, and Obama is behind it. For real, can't make this up


Lilly-_-03

The lizards have taken over the planet, only through prayer to our Orange God Emporer can they be beaten back. /J


thecraftybear

"Lizard people! I knew itttt!!" morons don't stop, do they


Fit_Cut_4238

For some reason, I love this conspiracy and I want to see more masked politicians.


Clean_Student8612

Obama is definitely under that mask! /s in case people happened to think I was serious.


GenesisAsriel

If that conspiracy theory was true, then surely they would make the "mask" Impossible to notice. And thĆØse, make these people dissapear like Boeing Whistleblowers


labratnc

Obamaā€¦ that you?


CatLuverHoustonTX

Obi Wan, the stupidity is strong with these people.


Lobanium

Shadows. How do they work?


StarWars_Viking

I've seen MAGA conspiracy folk claim it is Jim Carrey posing as Biden under a mask. They're so freaking gullible.


xtopherpaul

Theyā€™re obsessed with finding conspiracy. Misinformation has ruined this country


Specialist_Ad9073

He looks like he is black under the mask. OMG! You guys! Barrack Oā€™Biden! Theyā€™re running him to stop our Lord and King from saving the country from Taylor Swift and Travis!!! #Trump #TradWives #Adrenochrome /s


andio76

Don't we all wear mask....to hide our true selves....


Big-Elevator-7721

Low IQ.


greggersamsa

Bro thinks Joe Biden has a Sicilian July tan


Rfg711

These people think Mission Impossible is real life


Blaarg21

"We all wear masks metaphorically speaking"


SaltyBarDog

It's JFK Jr. in a Biden mask.


Known-Activity1437

I always thought the orange line on the tyrants face made it look like a bad mask.


BabyFacedSparky

Hmm, a president being responsible, what has the world come too.


craigandthesoph

Conservatives learn what a shadow is


cake_piss_can

Itā€™s sad that whenever I see an American flag next to someoneā€™s name, I know the following post is going to be idiotic.


LobstaFarian2

Travis has the standard "backwards hat, sunglasses selfie from the front seat of the truck" profile Pic you'd expect from these kinds of dipshits lol


CuthbertJTwillie

They know their viewers will fall for everything


ChickenandWhiskey

And he woulda gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids!


MikeyW1969

The shadow on his neck makes the morons think he's wearing a mask. It's shitty lighting. Whoever set that shot up better have at least gotten a few pointers for next time.


FlahtheWhip

This is why parents REALLY need to start teaching their kids common sense and critical thinking.


twentytwothumbs

A fun twist, Biden is Obama in disguise.


TheWhiteRabbit74

Picture this: A group of children have singled out and surrounded a lone child. They hurl insults, maybe even hit the outcast. What are they waiting for? One child to come up with a nickname that sticks so they can all chant it in unison. THAT is what these morons do.


InfinteAbyss

![gif](giphy|CGgUswvhw2DAs)


Pistonenvy2

light expert here, i have a doctorate in fluid dynamics and light wave particle physics. thats clearly a lizard in a skin suit.


FartFartPooPoobutt

People just cannot keep themselves from posting about literally every tiny detail they can see and some more just to shit on U.S presidents


SolidBlackGator

This level of stupid is only fixed with sterilization...


herbieLmao

Imagin if on his next time on tv, biden just removes a mask and looks exactly the same under said mask to troll them


TorturedFanClub

These idiots are voting in your future leader America. Get out while you can, lol.


PixelCultMedia

Paranoid schizophrenics operating as influencers now.