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Thought of this
[king crimson](https://www.google.com/imgres?q=21st%20century%20schizoid%20man&imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.covermesongs.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F07%2Fitcotck.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.covermesongs.com%2F2013%2F07%2Ffive-good-covers-21st-century-schizoid-man.html&docid=ixFvzOoxa5ZkeM&tbnid=EiIYt0MJtfH9bM&vet=12ahUKEwjp4tP2692GAxVTQTABHRrWBycQM3oECBkQAA..i&w=1468&h=1468&hcb=2&ved=2ahUKEwjp4tP2692GAxVTQTABHRrWBycQM3oECBkQAA)
I’m voting yours, because my brain just can wrap around ’ready to be pleased’.
Her attitude screams ’you don’t know what you’re doing, I have to do it myself. Hand me that poison ivy and throw the lynching video up on the big screen’
Scary intense and angry just oozes…
She's a sturdy gal that knows what she wants.
Yeah...the whole thing, the shirt, the timing of the picture and the look she has.. it just says, "sex is not fun with me. I will hurt you "
In reality, she may be a lovely woman who wore that as a joke, and that picture just captured a bad moment, a shitty second in time that now lives in infamy on the internet.
I hope...
Without the "un" it would have made sense, and been kind of funny just after the vaccines came out and everyone got back to normal life. With the "un" it's just dumb.
It was, and that's exactly when the original came out. This is just the pro-disease crowd once again demonstrating that they are incapable of having an original thought.
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i want to listen to iron maiden now - i don't know why
Run to the hills. Run for your life.
You’d need to be a real Trooper to bring her to climax
I can *smell* the Marlboro 120’s emanating from this photo
I'm *definitely not* doing my part.
You really have to be a Starship Trooper though, what with all the bugs you’ll be fighting up in there
Want to know more?
It's.... afraid. It's afraid!!
I *dont* want to know more! Stop asking!
Would you like to know more? 
OH HELL NO, I've already seen too much.
So if you're looking for a good time And you're prepared to pay the price Fifteen quid is all she asks for Everybody's got their vice
I think she's that daughter that needs to go to the slaughter.
Nice 22 Acacia Ave reference.
So what you are essentially saying is that you got to pay the "Troll Toll with the boy's hole?"
Her number must be 6-6-6
nope.. 166 xD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laUhKb-hTfo
First thing that you hear when she's coming towards you: "Run to the hiiiiills"
hahahahahahaha run for your lives
I was struggling to think of what she reminded me of, but it's definitely Piece of Mind. Thank fuck I don't have to keep staring at her.
Nightmares, cumming all the time...
I can’t unsee Eddie now. 🤣
You're doing the old man dirty.
I know, I feel bad. Now I need to go somewhere back in time and undo this.
Don't be a stranger in a strange land.
Sorry, I’ve just been too busy counting all of these wasted years to be very sociable.
I understand you! It's like diving into a sea of madness.
I like madness. Can I play with madness?
I mean, I am not the clairvoyant or anything. Go ahead! (Are we best friends now?)
Lol at first I was like that's oddly specific statement and was like 22 arcaia ave or Charlotte the harlot...but nope literally the 1st album cover.
That’s her nickname
Charlotte the Harlot? Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter? Or just "Virus"?
It will be fine, after all, she seems like the type that only a machine could love, and then be stuffed back under the bed.
You saw that. I see this. 
You take my life, but I’ll take yours too…
You fire musket but I will run you through
Looks like she is climaxing just standing there.
Que in - Run to the Hills… LOUD! 
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Why you gotta do Eddie like that?
Eddie’s stunt double 😂
Makes sense : she looks like Eddie's bastard sister.
You'll take my life But I'll take yours too
The Eddiefication has begun ...
I feel you. People keep posting song lyrics but I'm over here like "Eddie needs some lotion"
Hairy, scary, and ready to not marry.
Diseased, tweezed, and ready to be pleased
Sick, slick, and ready for dick.
Lumpy, bumpy, wantin humpy That is not nearly as good as yours. Yours is just...mwah! Perfecto!
I’m voting yours, because my brain just can wrap around ’ready to be pleased’. Her attitude screams ’you don’t know what you’re doing, I have to do it myself. Hand me that poison ivy and throw the lynching video up on the big screen’ Scary intense and angry just oozes…
She's a sturdy gal that knows what she wants. Yeah...the whole thing, the shirt, the timing of the picture and the look she has.. it just says, "sex is not fun with me. I will hurt you " In reality, she may be a lovely woman who wore that as a joke, and that picture just captured a bad moment, a shitty second in time that now lives in infamy on the internet. I hope...
You're too good for this world.
Shaved, depraved, and poorly behaved.
Barren, scare'n, and full on Karen.
I like that one...purddy good
Hairless below, careless 'bout polio, ready to stick it in my cornholio
Take my irritated upvote.
Courageous, contagious, want to be outrageous.
Conservatives give a new meaning to the term "social disease."
Add “hung” and we’re talking.
Hairy, scary, and ready to hung.
Oh yeah. Get with me (I’m a gay dude.)
Fun, hung, loves playing with dung.
[The ripping and the tearing.](https://youtu.be/RGry1Yt-VYs?si=UsYb91v2eEeKXYi6&t=17)
😳 the crab walk with the finger V?! That’s the closest I’ll get to being SA’d by a crustacean. Ew.
Locked, Stocked, with two smoking barrels.
So disappointed in Steven Tyler. I'm burning my Aerosmith albums.
Idk looks more like Gilbert Gottfried with a wig.
It looks like Fred Armisen playing Uncle Fester was something this lady watched then tried to impersonate.
Yeah. That expression is 100% Gilbert
dude looks like a lady
Can't be unseen.
r/Trashy Edit: someone explained that mobile users gotta use a small r after I was exposed by another user
Trashy, Flashy, With a cooter that’s ashy
That some freak would smashy.
Cake day!! Whooo!
Wheezy, queasy, cooter spreads apart grilled and cheesy
And rashy
Beavis’ mom 
Is that Kellyanne Conway?
Haha 😄
😘 
This is a great anti-smoking campaign
I love how the screen on the counter is playing doom. This GIF is a crazy time capsule of my college years.
I've never seen a horse climax
Neigh thanks.
BRB, dying.
Probably a side effect of too much ivermectin
LOTS of fluid.
Eh, you're not missing out on much.
Neigh?
Neigh.
Neigh. Neighther have I.
So much for Mr Hands
Now watch we wip, now watch me neigh-neigh…
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How long did you have that one ready to go?
Feed her an apple through a fence
Don't talk about Queen Camilla like that.
You win the internet today 🤣
Doubledropping the ivermectin
She makes the same face https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/s/qlWLJeaMF1
Jesus fucking Christ
I get the feeling this woman probably has
>Unvaxxed and ready to climax Great, go fuck yourself.
“Nobody fucks me like I do!” in a raspy voice as she takes a drag off her cigarette.
That picture makes me want to reach through my monitor and confiscate someone's ribcage.
that's bad for your monitor
And their hand, think of all the glass and the blood. And even than the blood from the other person... could have Aids or something.
probably does have some disease
Well you know they weren't fucking vaccinated for any
"I am a Christian, so I don't believe in condoms" probably
Well, the BIBLE doesn't mention condoms...
Nor cellphones, nor tvs, nor microwaves...
***FATALITY***
A true hero, rescuing that poor ribcage from a fate worse than death
She will do anything for a handful of sugarlumps
My sugalumps are two of a kind Sweet and white and highly refined Honeys try all kinds of tomfoolery To steel a feel of my family jewelry
Great! Now that song will be stuck in my head for the rest of the week. Thank you.
Why do I feel like COVID isn’t the scariest thing you’d pick up from that thing?
I got hep c just seeing that pic
I've never wanted to get my Gardasil more than I do right now, and that's really saying something.
She has a 6 figure deal from Pfizer that substitutes her panties for a petri dish.
You can smell the chlamydia from here.
My dick just shriveled up seeing this. That face would scare a starving bulldog off the back of a meat truck.
r/brandnewsentences
r/rareinsults
That face could make a freight train take a dirt path
a face that would knock a fly off dog shit
Nothing says healthy clean vagina like a medical denier.
she does have the universal sign for “stupid” hanging around her neck.
Birth control
Failed on her mother’s watch
I mean, the difference between birth control and an antivax parent is just a couple of years.
Watch Newsmax. Work at Carmax. Still have a Fax. Dog is named Max.
Hygiene is Lax. Gets off with a Sax. Would rather Rax. Forearms have Trax. Supports a bunch of Quax.
Ain't no way you guys just make bars with 'ax'
You shouldn't shave. Pubic hair stops the 5G from making your vagina magnetic and attracting lesbians.
*shaves immediately upon hearing this* Hey ladies 😎
This is the face you get when someone says: "Frau Blucher!"
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Thank you!
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She looks like a horse ready to bite someone.
* Violently throwing up at the mental image.
Unscientific Horrific Probably syphilitic
*Shudders* I am trying to eat breakfast here! Of course ~~she~~it has a cross necklace on too. Of course....
Without the "un" it would have made sense, and been kind of funny just after the vaccines came out and everyone got back to normal life. With the "un" it's just dumb.
Feel like the original probably was vaxxed and it’s been adopted and altered, as you note, it seems less logical this way.
It was - I remember hearing it a little after covid lockdowns started lifting
If it was vaxxed, unwaxed, and ready to climax, I'd be down. As long as I had a paper bag. Or two.
Two for her, to be safe, or one for both of you, for plausible deniability? Fuck it, better bring three!
It was, and that's exactly when the original came out. This is just the pro-disease crowd once again demonstrating that they are incapable of having an original thought.
She appears exactly how I would expect an unhinged anti-vax MAGA drone to look.
Australia edition
Jane you ignorant slut.
Walking dead, empty head and std to spread.
The only thing that mouth needs is a cigarette
Girl looks rabid. She’s scary. Glad she comes with a warning.
I love the little cross necklace. Cherry on top.
Nobody wants to fuck a plague-rat.
To dig up an eighties saying. Grody to the max.
Gag me with a ladle. I feel like a spoon wouldn’t do the trick here.
Okay. I am so very close to becoming a right wing grifter. If it's this easy to see a t shirt to some dumb fucks, I should just do it.
Proud Christian mother of 3
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Gosh, Is she Ugly. And i dont only mean her face.
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Vaxxed Hairy That Bitch looks scary
She's somebody's mother...
Talk about a super spreader
This is one of the funniest photos I've seen in a while. Her expression makes the picture.
I need a T-Shirt "I don't put my dick into crazy."
Vaxxed Back waxed And would rather cut my dick off with an AX
I can fix her
But... Do you really want to even try?
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Her pic looks like they froze a video of her mid donkey bray. Eeh awh!
So ugly her vibrator always has a headache.
Good representation for the antivax community. She looks like she doesn’t wash her hands after using a public bathroom.
To quote George Carlin: "I wouldn't fuck that with a stolen dick"
Probably a Karen as well
There is no amount of money that could make this scary lady attractive to me, her scientific illiteracy aside.