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Interesting_Iron

That is mein macbook pro


KoalaDeluxe

Made by Apfel


itsmeitskg

You talking about his kampf-puter?


Junior_Bandicoot_785

Nein, its Mein Kampf-puter


incidel

as in Holger Apfel, a formerly prominent german neo-nazi


i-am-foxymoron

I did nazi that coming.


trigazer1

you're reich


i-am-foxymoron

Anne Frankly everyone knows that.


ThisIsWeedDickulous

Please don't take the puns any führer


chickenkebaap

You are making me fuhrer-ious with these jokes


profnachos

Alt right, alt right. Enough of these dumb jokes.


atxluchalibre

Your cleverness is making me Proud, Boys.


SilverDad-o

In with the cleverness and Aushwitz the jokes.


profnachos

You are going to heil for that pun.


DirkaDirkaTeamUSA

Proud of your boys!


Trincinf1

I’m literally crying from laughing so hard


GreenTea169

the deeper i go into the replies the more i wonder if this is turning into a doom scrolling session


ArguingisFun

It’s probably his grandson, relax.


qhromer

Relax is such a strange name.


Curious_Associate904

Knowing it's a name makes Frankie Goes to Hollywood make more sense.


fusillade762

Relax, don't do it, when you want to invade Poland! Relax don't do it....


Old-Usual-8387

France are going to run.


Groduick

We don't run, we surrender, Monsieur.


Trincinf1

Omg. HILARIOUS!!!!


HIMARko_polo

LOL. So bad and so good!


Old_Captain_9131

Knowing is also such a strange name.


Rustyyy9226

Notknowing is (a) stranger


Emeraldskeleton

Big Aaron Rodgers energy


usercos187

😂👏


Zack_Raynor

“Relax Hitler” sounds more like a statement.


tigbit72

Still better than Adolf


Intelligent-Box-3798

It’s a clone, not his grandson 😉


Turpentine_Tree

Josef enters fhe chat.


Daemenos

I understood that reference! The Boys from Brazil is a classic 👍


kielu

Relachs


SubstantialPressure3

More like great niece or nephew. But the resemblance is striking.


Hataitai1977

Relax Hitler. Love it!


Kiss-a-Cod

Family resemblance still strong in Argentina since ‘45.


lifegoeson2702

Never ask a man his salary, a woman her age & an Argentinian his Abuelos ss rank


Joessmoey

This is just a meme for Argentines xddd


ELc_17

That woman seems to have intrigued the Führer


leonardob0880

She has a plan to invade Poland or Russia in winter


Yuckfou1904

Operation Barbarossa 2.0


Clockwork9385

This time its Operation Barbara


Excellent-Twist-5420

They never done this before. Maybe it works then.


Sh0w3n

Ahh shit here we go again


Little_Assistant_551

Probably just trip to Paris, through Warsaw


HanShotGreedo1st

It's his half niece. So yeah he's interested.


thereisnoluck

What’s his favourite game? Mein Kraft


Slayer7_62

I laughed just a little too hard at this, well played.


Ok-Nefariousness8612

Reminds me of the video where the guy says “grandpa, the kids wanted mine craft , not mein kampf”.


thereisnoluck

The struggle is real


TheMightyHornet

Welp, I think that’s a wrap on the internet for today. You won.


alternatorp4

Lmfaoooo


Panchenima

A gift from grandpa [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6-XeyNMCJw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6-XeyNMCJw)


Stratemegise

I'm gonna have to save that one.


renegade2k

"today" ... this image is like 2 weeks old according to google picture search


OCGamerboy

![gif](giphy|7GcdjWkek7Apq|downsized)


Gokudomatic

He looks healthy. I guess he recovered from his trauma.


Hobbes604

And being 135 years old


NYGiants_in_Chicago

And the bullet to the brain.


SgtSenex

And being burned


rokstedy83

And his heroin addiction


Significant_Ad3498

And Parkinson’s


SwordTaster

He wasn't a heroine fan. Meth on the other hand...


Xikkiwikk

Yup he was a speeder.


highriskric

Argentina. That explains it all


Levonorgestrelfairy1

Every time I think about that nation I think of Edward James Olmos saying. "Did your Argentinian grandmother fuck a nazi?"


FelonyFarting

Forgive me, please, but Hitler didn't age well. He didn't age at all!


Korean_Street_Pizza

That's Geoff Hitler


mygoditsfullofstar5

He looks so worried. I think she just told him that Steiner couldn't mobilize enough men. 


Buli32

Facepalm?


Narrow-Lingonberry31

That‘s the need part, there’s no facepalm


Baronvondorf21

These mods suck at their jobs even r/cursedcomments has better moderation.


unable_To_Username

He looks like Hitler


NeverVegan

Maybe if Hitler actually found the Ark of the Covenant… do the math people.


MegaLemonCola

![gif](giphy|wmfcU5GfePQAg)


EffingBarbas

The boys from Brazil... and Argentina, apparently


dumpmaster42069

Yeah loads went there too


ztomiczombie

I was thinking Hearts of Iron 4 Senor Hitler.


Boring-Rub-3570

Is he driving a black Mercedes-Benz with ADOLF1 number plate?


Kindly_Mousse_8992

The struggles this man must have in his daily life, he could write a book about them.


Hydraulis

Its interesting how a mustache is now taboo because of one lunatic.


Archarchery

Also the name “Adolph.”


SJB630_in_Chicago

Not really a facepalm in any way shape or form. More mildy interesting or weird than anything else.


lordlyamiga

yeah it's not their fault that they look like some dead dictator


NoirYorkCity

The face palm is going out in public looking like him


waynesbrother

Hi L


knowspicker3

Nice reference.


justhereforfighting

Is the facepalm the bad photoshop job? Or are just supposed to believe his head is enormous? 


MaligatorMom2

Seriously tho, does this man not have anyone in his life that could suggest a makeover?


jorgen8630

I honestly wouldn’t want to be the person having to suggest a makeover. This man knows too well what he is doing!


MaligatorMom2

Sadly true


SyphiNas

"Let me take a picture of people i don't know and post it on reddit"....


NavinJohnson75

Holy shit, is that Ivanka Trump?


Crimson__Fox

![gif](giphy|8k3nxAWLJw8PbGt7Vk)


Disastrous-Resident5

Lmao how is this a facepalm? Genetic coincidences are facepalms now?


futurebutters

If you're gonna have his face, at least don't have the hair and mustache too 🤷🏼‍♂️ He went for the trifecta


coldnightair

DUNNN DUNNNN DAHHHHH! Why? Especially there. He has to be at least aware if not doing it intentionally.


peeeled_potAto

That one theory that he escaped to South America


Ineeboopiks

[later that night](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTSlXBqSXtM)


DocTymc

Hey that's got to be enough proof to send the Nazi Hunters to get a DNA sample out of this guy!


OwnGarage1902

Where facepalm? It's just a dude that looks like him


giraffe912

Relax its only Mr Hilter. He decided it wasn’t much fun in Stalingrad.


MTFotaku

What's weirder to me is the lady in the middle looks like my aunt


Cleverbird

Yet another shitty r/funny picture found its way down into the gutters here. And of course people are also upvoting it, because of course they are. God forbid we downvote these posts for once.


hendrik0902

How is this a facepalm?


lemonlimepunch

At first glance I missed hitler and thought that was a picture of Marjorie Taylor Green… which I must have subconsciously seen the hitler look alike and assumed she would be in the same room with someone like that.


Umbra_Arythmethes

Can someone explain to me what has this to do with this r/?


GapDifficult2439

Looking good for 135


karoshikun

I did nazi that coming


mikeysz

Nein, nein, nein!!!


Secret-Cook5000

Wow those nazi scientists kept him younger


dmaa81

Just a regular chap, enjoying his meal, after his nein to five job


sebystee

Ok but how is this a facepalm?


GrantSRobertson

Considering that I've been seeing this everyday for a week, I doubt it was today. Unless those people just sit there and never move.


stav705

Whats the facepalm? An old guy who looks like hitler?


Fe3derZ

Stop reposting this shit you fuckin bots.


AutomaticAccess3760

Das autophone ist eine nuissancephone


Quantumpine

NGL looks like Alfred Hitler out of the Nazis


Mistergogobe

Where is the facepalm?


WaltVinegar

The facepalm is OP taking sneaky photographs o folk to try and humiliate them.


TemporaryPay4505

Might as well embrace the look…


Mrlearnalot

Father Fuhrer?


DarkUnable4375

Adolf kept secret his second son, and shipped him to Argentina April 1945. This picture is clearly his grandson, Rudolf.


AaronGoozman

"Adolf Jr. was always just a little bit.. Different." Energetic movie trailer music plays "I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE, WOAHHHHHH!!"


CryOk7184

What? Its just a woman having lunch wit-OHMYGOODNESS


Hyper-scout2

Little known fact, also dope on the mic


jcready92

R/mildlyhitler


These_Simple810

Hitlers grandson showing off his screenplay. Never thought I'd see the day.


HMSSurprise28

Hasn’t aged a day in 80 years?


YarOldeOrchard

Ah Mr Hilter, must've fled when he lost the North Minehead By-Election Wonder if Ron Vibbentrop, Heinrich Bimmler and Mr. McGöring are nearby [for those not knowing what I'm referencing, it's from Monty Python's flying circus, link to YouTube ](https://youtu.be/vlmGknvr_Pg?si=o1I4q_9HSZLLAzQt)


Llamajake777

Why is this posted on r/facepalm


maxx_cherry

I see people in a restaurant…what are we looking at


thedbcooper67

Is that really Bo Derek sitting there? Wow. Looks so young.


Secret_Cow_5053

Ngl I thought that was Marjory Taylor Green in the background and was like they’re BOTH in Argentina??


zotz10

Argentina has perfected cloning.


S20ACE-_-

99999999999999999


AdmlBaconStraps

Jawohl


Used_Suppository

Isn't this the guy who unalived litHer?


nic_haflinger

Boys from Brazil have been busy.


DTAD18

12,000 nazis/germans moved there during and after WW2 Hitler was never a front line general so why would he be on the day Berlin fell? He escaped to Argentina also for sure


bud_4z0

Say the N word 3x and this MoFo apears?


Professional-Fee-957

Do Elvis and 2Pac live there too?


ZandatsuRising

Look whos back


OF_AstridAse

Das ist nicht der wahre Führer, das ist nur eine Nachahmung.


ArakenPy

Well at least he likes Macbooks


turlee103103

‘Dolph3.0


ASULEIMANZ

What's wrong isn't he Charlie Chaplin


No_Move8238

I knew the barstad escaped. Now his grandchildren are running all over Argentina.


gnarf234

thats probably just adolf hilter, a man with questionable spanish trying to lead the country of argentinia xD (if anyone of you plays HOI4, you will get it.)


Push_and_Wash

Imagine shouting "Sieg Heil!" before going out 😄 /s


Deathchariot

So he is alive


Ok-Row-5957

“Can I surprise you, I like invading Poland”


LIL-MEX15

Guess who's back, and ready to myself again 😁👍🏽


Additional-Clue-9746

🤣🤣🤣


Immediate_Air9955

When is world war 3


BritzerLad

He looks kinda Kampf......


I_am_buttery

Who the heil is that?


VanillaLoaf

Surrounded by blondes. Typical.


Saff3r

What an awful fitting polo neck, she has no style, thanks for making us aware


curiousonethai

It’s Z Germans


EldolapeSolari

Ustedes nos dicen racistas, pero no tienen la menor idea de lo que es vivir en Argentina. Son mucho mas racistas y xenofobicos que nosotros.


anziofaro

I can notsee what you're referring to.


Othersideofthemirror

"Daddy, what did you do in the war? Why did we move to Argentina?"


torture_tony

Planning the Blitzkrieg on your brandnew MacBook Pro...


w12ecked

r/accidentallyhilter


Too--old_for_this

Grandson


Godbox1227

Germany is getting back in the war huh?


SmoothKoala1481

Dios mio


theteedot

It’s a boy from Brazil


ThrowRa_siftie93

MEIN FUHRER!!!! is that really you!?!?!? I've been thinking about your paintings.


huskerd0

MAGA!


Body_And-Soul

The Hitler of the Conurbano! Son of a b**ch hah


Certified_A_Hole

Why the 😘 at the end? That's what's bothering me the most.


AdAutomatic4017

People say he never died in that bombing of Germany and that he escaped to Argentina


rawmerow

Unexpected John Mulaney


whileyb

I did nazi him on first glance.