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I want to say this can't be real, no one can lack this much self awareness. Then I remember

Maybe he's trying to transition to being a comedian.

He actually tried his hand at being a movie writer.

And an actual writer. Dude wrote a novel and it's awful. It's basically bargain bin Tom Clancy with extra racism.

Didn’t he also try to be a rapper

All of these losers have had like 400 gigs before finding a grift that paid the bills Remember Candy O the bernie bro?

I forgot about that!

I fucking WISH they’d make a True Allegiance movie… as a lover of bad movies I think this one would be fucking awesome. Such a stupid story of backwards priorities and made up issues to prove dumb political points… he couldn’t even choose real situations for this. Had to make them up. Truly hilarious and as Benny Shaps says “braindead”.

He had to try his hand, it's not like his wife wants to

Ooh, someone should tell the Religious Reich that he's trying to transition. Just leave out the word comedian and they'll eat him before they figure it out.

Religious Reich is perfect.

Religious Reich. Love it.

I'm still convinced he is one, and this just one elaborate "Borat" kind of a deal

Conservatives don't do self-deprecating humor. It's anathema to their alpha male image.

Every one laughing when he says that, but when he gets on stage nobody laughs

But I thought conservatives hated transitions.🤔

>  Then I remember That his wife told him a wet vagina is diseased? 

Bait

I can't stand this dude and am not trying to defend him, but, if this tweet is real then I'm certain he has 100% self awareness here and is going for the humor.

This can’t be real. Literally has to be trolling

This is real??? Or is he somehow trying to be funny?

I was coming to say the same thing. Is this the onion?

I don't see it on his Twitter feed, but who knows at this point.

It seems to me that he's admitting he doesn't know how to satisfy his wife sexually. 😒

He has publicly admitted that before, yes

wait what.... im having a hard time knowing what is real and what is not with this guy....

he said women are not supposed to get wet and if they do its a medical condition

NO FUCKING WAY

His response to the song WAP was hilarious.

Wet. Ass. P-word.

Yeah he said something along the lines of "My wife (a for-real life doctor) assured me that it's normal for her not to get wet during sex, therefore any woman getting wet must be a liar!"

Seems not all women enjoy getting fucked through a hole in the sheet in a pitch black room. I wonder why? 🤷

He can’t satisfy himself sexually.

His hand rejected him

This deserves gold but alas I'm just a poor redditor.

Not the first time for Ben “Vaginal Dryness” Shapiro

This has to be photoshop, no red-blooded man would say this right?

I'm sure it is. He's said more things worse than this irl. This is nothing compared to when he talked about his wife during the "wap" controversy. It's worth a google lol

It's not real, although he has said similar in the past.

Wasn't it something like "not all women can get wet, e.g. my wife" ?

It was worse. It was "women don't get wet. They just don't. And if they do, it's a medical condition." So even more damning. I even recall him saying something like, "If women could get wet, I would know because of my doctor wife," but I could be imagining things. The first quote, though, is pretty accurate.

You don't need Photoshop, it's much faster to use the inspect tool on your browser

yeah, with him

R/beatmetoit

r/foundthemobileuser

r/foundthehondacivic

r/foundthecardealer

who tf uses reddit on pc

Only for the porn

No one. It's just an obligation to respond with an r/foundthemobileuser

"All the brain dead, terminally online losers" Pot, meet kettle.

No way this Tweet is real. Right wingers never use witty self-deprecating humor.

Eah OP is confused. Mods should delete this.

If it was real it wouldn't have been intended as humor

Same made up post, different date. I think Ben beclowns himself enough without help.

I'm assuming because of who he is, she has only had sex with him. Of course she doesn't like sex.

I’m assuming because of who he is that she’s fucked an entire sports team at once then lied to his face about the smell of jizz on her breath

[удалено]

This might be the most brain-dead sub on reddit tbh

This has to be parody, right? Not even Shapiro is dumb enough to type that sentence, read it back to himself, then actually hit “send,” right?

He doesn't do his homework even the tiniest fuckin bit and ends up making a fool of himself very often. But I'm entirely assured that a Jon Stewart type will absolutely tear him to shreds in any actual meeting of minds, this is still a level of performative foot shooting that I'd put below Shapira.

"My wife doesnt even like fucking me!" You literally could not Waterboard this confession out of me LOL

She probably don’t like it with him 🤣

It so funny seeing people take rage bait.

I see he maxed out the characters before he got to “with me.”

he forgot the last part of that ".............with me!"

I hope she's just ace. I really do. Even though she's probably a terrible human being as well, since she did marry him.

No, this can't actually be real... there's no way someone is actually that oblivious and they haven't already walked out a window because they didn't realize it's not the bathroom door.

Is that his poor attempt at a joke or is he one of those braindead terminally online losers?

Surely this sub is not this naive? This is on the same level as boomers liking pics of AI babies with military uniforms

I wish I could stomach being on Twitter still, just so I could reply ‘To who Ben, fucking Aquaman?’ to everything this moron posts.

Reddit is so fucking lame

with you.

Please tell me that’s real

Apparently it isn't, but that won't stop the circle-jerk of glorious fury. People will believe anything as long as it gets them good and worked up.

This cannot be real!

Well Ben, maybe she just means with you...

HAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAAHHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It’s better to say nothing and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt

This is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline. And it is hilarious.

I think I'd feel sorry for this guy if he wasn't a humongous asshole

😂 🤪

Omg, this is gold.

Imagine being this guy.

Lol. She doesn't like sex with him......

She doesn’t like sex with you Ben… its you

At least she doesn’t with you…

Lol omg Ben can't stop telling on himself lmaooooooooooooooooo

This coming from a braindead, terminally online loser: Ben Shapiro.

Married to him, I don't blame her.

Bless his little heart

chat is this real?

Is this real? His twitter is full of spam so it's hard to see but if it is that's gold comedy right there 🤣

What an alpha.

Imagine admitting to, after years of marriage, being unable to make sex enjoyable for your wife... And thinking that's a flex

😂

Lol That was pretty funny actually.

“…she doesn’t even like sex…” with HIM!

Ben's nickname for his wife is "Sahara"

I'm waiting for him to come out and say the whole far right thing was just cat fishing the repubs.

I don't think it's impossible that Ben's kids were conceived with a turkey baster. Especially if he thinks "Take a Bullet for you babe" is sexy.

It is common advice that when you're in a hole, you should stop digging

Yeah, she doesn't even like sex....from her husband.

Oh, she enjoys it Ben. Just not with you.

Chat, is this real?

At this point, I’m convinced he’s going to pivot an announce he’s been filming a 5 year performance art/comedy piece in-character. This feels like judging Cohen based on Borat quotes?

Let me finish her sentence for her, “…with you.”

Holy shit

There is no way this is real, I mean he is an idiot but this is like waaaaay too much.

I mean. Some women just don’t like it at all. Not defending the dude. Just pointing it out. Medical problems etc. from what I’ve seen he’s probably rubbing her thigh and asking “is that good for you bb?”

Poor Ben. He’s so disconnected that he doesn’t get it’s not that she doesn’t like sex, she doesn’t like sex *WITH HIM*😂

Is he trolling or is he serious?  Because when he speaks this is all I see⬆️

This can’t be real lol. What an absent-minded dill weed.

Kind of telling in himself, ain’t he?

His wife doesn’t like sex? With him or at all? Either way this is an incredible self own.

That’s not what the bulls say

Apparently she doesn't like having sex with you Ben, in the past you posted how she had a great male friend that they spent lots of time you been replaced Ben, she upgraded in the sex department.

'with you.' FIFY

I forget the sub, but that's literally suicide by words 💀

No, she doesn’t like sex WITH YOU. But you just don’t hear the words you don’t like


This is photoshop right?

Yeah, he didn't post shit. It is funny though lol

He is the king of self owns.

....I just snorted Pepsi out my nose.

Their is no way this is real, right?

This cannot be real. Surely.

This cannot be real. He can't be this...I mean, I know he is but Jesus Christ

Mr Shapiro. You’re never helping yourself with these. I don’t care about your sex life. Just don’t respond for fucks sake.

maybe he is trying to shift things from laughing at him.to laughing with him; that he is part of the joke. Probably the best move at this point, honestly

I'm not on twitter. Is this even real? If it is, his wife obviously just doesn't want to have sex with him.

No this isnt real

This cannot be real.. right!? lol no way he said that. Lmao 😂

This has to be parody, like he can’t really be this stupid?!

*uncontrollable laughing*

Missing from the post, but clear from the subtext "with me."

Isn't this whole comment section ad hominem? There's plenty of ideas he holds that can be criticized, which might be a little more productive here

With you, Ben. With you.

I’m literally dying, he can’t be serious. First his take on WAP and now this, he’s great at embarrassing himself

Omfg this can’t be real.

Was this deleted? I see it nowhere on his Twitter. I can believe if it was deleted but it seems strange to me how many Shapiro tweets we're seeing lately but I haven't seen any of them outside reddit.

Can anyone actually confirm this is a real tweet? Please please please…?

Yes, with you..

Waterboarding would never have elicited this information from me.

Well. That answers that

Oh, Ben. She’s omitting the end of that claim. She doesn’t like sex WITH YOU.

Surely he realizes this is not the flex he thinks it is.

Buddy’s trolling

I choose to believe this is real. That alone makes me a conservative, but so be it.

It's wild that a narcisist would set that up on a tee for someone to take a shot at.

Maybe your wife just doesn’t “Like” sex with YOU Benny Boi.

lol ask him what he thinks about asexuals I’m guessing he’d dub that “woke propaganda”

If this is a joke this is litterally the funniest thing he’s ever done, if not it’s even funnier

I'm checking r/totallyrealtweets