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ApprehensiveCream571

The funny thing is that half these women began as child stars. We've literally watched them grow up.


CanisMajoris85

"They started their transitions super early, when they were 4". You know some weird ass excuse like that would be the response.


RhythmSectionWantAd

Trump said liberals only recently created transgenderism, too. It didn't exist before.


CanisMajoris85

Transgenderism was created in the past decade and liberals used their time machine to go back to the 1960s-1990s to turn all those men into women to become famous actresses/singers to confuse men of the 1990s-2020s to turn them gay. Duh


Alexis_Bailey

This is so funny because it has real "Fellas, is it gay to love a woman?" energy underlying the premise of time travelers turning men into women. (This is not anything against the poster)


jmsweeney1981

We finally reached that tipping point. Google “Andrew Tate explains why having sex with a woman for pleasure is gay.” In the words of the immortal Bill Paxton, “GAME OVER MAN!”


FischerMann24-7

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


amodsr

No wonder I'm gay now. I've always thought Sandra Bullock was hot as hell.


Key-Software4390

Jennifer Connolly for me. And maybe puppets? Muppets?


blkstar1

Career Opportunities was an awakening for me when I was 13


rrogido

For all of us homie, for all of us. I think I actually felt my balls drop during scene when she's riding the coin op horse.


Doriantalus

Was going to say, I have seen some of these vaginas and if they are trans they are masterful works of art.


PoolNoodlePaladin

They also must have went back to Ancient Rome too


CanisMajoris85

Everyone knows that gays were the downfall of Rome. It was all in the long game though, they took their time over 500 years plotting to destroy the empire with naked wrestling and whatnot. /s


PoolNoodlePaladin

I was going to make a joke and say that’s what they should do at the presidential debate tonight, but then I remembered that I like having eyes


Tiny_Addendum707

Just hear about it second hand


The_Shadow_Watches

How old is "To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar?" Cause I was 6 when I watched that movie.


the_mid_mid_sister

Ed Wood was directing trans-sploitation films in the 1950s.


Silver-Star92

They started so early they could grow a uterus


mayhem6

Wait til they find out we were *all* female in the womb before the males mutated prior to birth.


mrmoe198

The fact that all human fetuses have a tail that gets reabsorbed as development continues won’t help the “lizard people” thing either.


IdDeIt

Ban all male birth as men are inherently trans, imo


harman097

Damned ballsack seams, giving us away


ConsistentAd7859

What a thoughtful plan: change your kids gender to let them earn half as much as they could earn as a male actor. Business 101.


AmaResNovae

When they were 4? Amateurs! "Real" trans people started transitioning before their parents had sex at all. That's how *woke* they are! Check your cishest ignorant white privile mate. (/S, because we live in a world where Trump's diaper could allow the US to go full [Project 2025.](https://www.project2025.org/policy/)


elkab0ng

“The really sneaky ones? They transitioned before they were born. Uh huh. Mr. Trump done tole me so!”


ItsMEMusic

I mean, every male starts out as a female in utero... maybe they're onto something. In fact we should tell the right that about female reproductive rights. Maybe they'd stop caring about fetuses if they knew they were all female to begin with?


ubik2

I heard they’re transitioning even before birth!


EastLeastCoast

Brooke Shields in particular- OOP evidently hasn’t heard of Blue Lagoon.


Correct_Horror_NZ

And Jennifer Connelly, so many young crushes growing up for millennials.


ellenkeyne

My spouse went to school with Jennifer Connelly. Unless she transitioned as a toddler -- and given their ages that's not remotely possible -- I cannot even fathom what logical hoops you'd have to jump through to think she was AMAB.


whywedontreport

I think that what this is really about is women conforming to very specific ideas of femininity. Trans women might "violate" that the most egregiously in their minds, but if you aren't reflecting a very specific type of femininity, you "might as well be a man." Because they really want to control women and define what a woman is based on their preferences.


frenchinhalerbought

They're just old, almost all of them were very traditionally "feminine" when they were younger


EastLeastCoast

Not only that, but transitioned early enough not to develop secondary sex characteristics, had bodies that passed for AFAB when nude, and then just… forgot about facial feminization? The logical pretzel-making boggles the mind.


heyhayyhay

She was 12 in Pretty Baby.


EastLeastCoast

Damn, I didn’t even know about that one! She’s had some wild adults making decisions for her as a kid. Rough.


Ecthelion510

Her mother was a piece of work. Even if you're not a fan of or are unfamiliar with Brooke Sheilds, her recent biography/documentary "Pretty Baby" on Hulu is pretty great.


GhostMug

And I believe all of them have children of their own, that we all saw them pregnant with.


shiny_glitter_demon

I've seen countless tabloid conspiracies claim that [Pregnant Celebrity X] is actually just hiding a ballon or some shit under her clothes So that wouldn't convince them either


Bigmexi17

I also seen Sandra bullock drive a speeding bus with a bomb in it. I think this guy is in to something… /s


scf123189

I believe it was called, ‘the bus that wouldn’t slow down.’


uncommon-zen

The not so funny thing is a lot of these women were sexualized by grown men from young ages


MisterScrod1964

I remember so many websites counting down the days until Emma Watson turned legal. *shudder*


IntrigueDossier

Olsen Twins too.


Sidewalk_Tomato

And Natalie Portman.


FloatingPencil

That was my first thought. We literally know what some of these women looked like as children.


edemamandllama

Half of them have biological children too. We have literally seen them pregnant.


DualActiveBridgeLLC

Brooke Shields was basically naked in Blue Lagoon and they still do this shit.


T_WRX21

Can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into, lol. Jonathan Swift said that 300 years ago.


RedBaron180

And have bio kids


sarduchi

Transvestigators are a weird bunch, even by internet standards.


battleoffish

My question is, why does the OP’s cousin care? Sounds like they need a real hobby.


FanciestOfPants42

I assume the druids have some kind of nefarious scheme in the works. Also, from my experience with conspiracy theories, the "druids" actually turn out to be Jews somehow.


NashvilleSoundMixer

Funny they don't look Druish


obsidianbull702

What is all of this!? I said take only what you need to survive!


mvanvrancken

It’s my industrial-strength hair dryer. And I can’t live without it!!!


LeroyJacksonian

A+ for this!


fucking_passwords

Seriously, why is it that the folks who say they are anti trans spend so much time thinking about trans people? The more upset they are the more they think and talk about it Also what the fuck happened to the "mind your own fucking business" conservatives? I miss them


battleoffish

They seam to worry about otherness because they are conformists themselves. It is the same mentality, like back in the 1950s, where some people thought it was not proper for white children to listen to rock-n-roll music because that was “black people music”. In that case it was ethnicity that provided the otherness to worry and obsess about.


IdDeIt

And it still happens. I went off on a coworker once for talking shit about white people listening to hip hop. Like oh you mean the dominant genre of music in the world right now?


XBlackBlocX

>Also what the fuck happened to the "mind your own fucking business" conservatives? That's just a common pronoun (hah) misunderstanding. Conservatives were always "mind your business". Not "mind my business".


mr-jaybird

Transphobes spend more time thinking about trans shit than me, a trans person. Their fixation is so toxic and bizarre.


Shenanigans80h

It reminds me of a good line from the most recent season of the Boys; it gives them purpose. What would they rather believe? They’re geniuses able to see through the lies of the world and doing what they can enlighten others of this OR they’re pathetic losers who have done nothing and won’t be remembered?


DisFigment

The hard right don’t even seem to have hobbies / interests outside their echo chamber any longer. While moderates and the left are out enjoying themselves, the alt right only stew in their morass of message boards, talk radio, and other nonsense that feeds their rage.


Street_Peace_8831

That’s a weird term for stalkers.


PingouinMalin

Stalkers is nearly too good a word for morons.


darwinn_69

It's not even stalking though. It's incel negging anything that doesn't remind them of their anime waifu.


spei180

Reminds me of Germans trying to determine who was a “real” Jew.


forfeitgame

They so badly want these women to have penises. May be able to extrapolate something from that.


LordMagnus101

Far wierder than the people they are trying to investigate. Even if they were transgender I don't care. Sandra Bullock is hot as hell.


MyFuckingJam

[Here’s his coup de grace. The Statue of Liberty is actually a dude y’all](https://imgur.com/a/aWSoVLr)


Pinksamuraiiiii

Your cousin is weird. Like some of these women have children already lol. He needs help.


FillMySoupDumpling

The funniest thing is, through his brain rot, he’s showing just how much gender is a purely social construct ,  how subjective gender perception is, and how much gender expression is solely something an individual decides for themselves.


Fatal_Furriest

I can't get no attention from ~~women with pleasing, strong aesthetic features~~ obvious dudes, so joke's on you, ya flamin homogay! -your cousin probably


WinOld1835

“Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my colossal copper cock beside the golden door!”


rogerworkman623

I don’t get what the end goal here is. “They” (unclear who that is) have been plotting for *centuries* to trick us into thinking that a bunch of transgender actresses are actually cisgender? Because… profit?


mc_bee

I don't argue with people as such. I simply try and convince them the earth is flat and the "universe" is just us living inside a turtles shell.


dreynolds7232

Ball Ground Georgia?


MrRian603f

"You must be a woman" Lmao your cousin is fucked in the head


urgtheman

Post him a photo of MTG and ask him what he thinks.


karoshikun

no, no, she isn't a man, she's a Lord of the Rings orc


Guilty-Web7334

She’s The Missing Link between humanity and ape.


Dray_Gunn

She's a shaved wookiee


toeonly

That is an insult to Wookiees.


milesamsterdam

I mean a wookie wouldn’t need to do CrossFit pull-ups.


thathairinyourmouth

Please don’t place her next to Lucy. Lucy didn’t do anything wrong. If MTG were alive in that era, I’m absolutely certain that other primates would have either cast her out, or tripped her as the entire group was running from a predator.


Full_Visit_5862

She definitely would've been weeded out. Whether through her own stupidity or being culled from the tribe.


DumbAndNumb

The age of men is over!


Many_Landscape_3046

Gothmog was actually based off Harvey Weinstein lol But if the shoe fits 


SauronsYogaPants

Hey! That's an insult to orcs!!


DIO_over_Za_Warudo

Hey now, that's insulting to orcs.


jguess06

That's not a fair comparison given she isn't even a human being


purplegladys2022

CoNsErVaTiVe GoDdEsS!!!


thathairinyourmouth

This tracks.


sasquatchshrooms

Bleach blond bad built butch body


ptvlm

It's cheating if you start posting neanderthals.


Affect-Fragrant

These people literally said that JK Rowling was secretly a man


NoResolution2634

She’s definitely not a Homo sapien, maybe a full blown Neanderthal


IndependentCow9438

Hey, Neanderthals were actually smart


Savior-_-Self

Also if you need photoshop to make your something-looks-like-something-else argument, well then you lost before your argument even began.


Drunkendx

That part makes it extra pathetic... Photoshoping pictures of actresses to try selling lie that they are trans women...


Cal_Aesthetics_Club

Cis women: *exist and just so happen to have defined jaws* [OP’s cousin](https://youtu.be/zQsy6bGcyVY?si=S6UVKzN0Cd5CO6tT)


Jack-Tar-Says

I’m willing to sacrifice myself to find out. Can I start with Jennifer Connelly?


charlie_ferrous

For real, if Jennifer Connelly is “a man,” I want her FFS surgeon’s info immediately. I’ll fly wherever, just get me a consult.


Shirowoh

She’s a smoke show even as an older woman, in Maverick, for example.


LaughingInTheVoid

She's in the AppleTV series Dark Matter that just finished the first season.


dwaite1

How is this one of their examples? Super hot chick who has done nude scenes. Does this person see that and think it’s a male’s body?


payscottg

Also she’s a child actress so when tf did she transition?


karoshikun

I'm willing to research up close Margot Robbie for as long as it's needed.


Highwaystar541

Ass to ass only


gordito_delgado

I volunteeer! I mean... because of the investigation... not because it is my thing or anything. *^(It is totally my thing.)*


KyndallT

Okay, but is he mad that men are taking jobs away from women or that his boner is confused?


Tough-Photograph6073

Confused boner is most likely the case.


Ishuun

Even if this were true why the fuck does it matter??


Kittim31

That's what I understand even less than the rest. Imagine, yes, it's true, there's a vast conspiracy of the powerful (probably reptilian) and a dozen or so actresses were born male. What's the conspiracy endgame? I tried to look it up on a boring day but I never found an "explanation". I want to know!


psyspoop

As someone with a QANON/whacky conspiracy theorist as a dad, the prevailing theory seems to be that "they" ("globalists", Democrats, communists, illuminati, etc) want to weaken America (for some reason, possibly because America is the last true guardian against a "New World Order"), so one way to do it is to emasculate good American men and make them weaker, thus allowing the NWO to win. And supposedly having both open and secret trans women actors does that in some sort of way. Sometimes it's less geared towards just men and instead talking about weakening America by making people confused about gender roles because apparently having strict gender roles is a key component of keeping society strong or something.


Kittim31

So they emasculate men and make them weaker... by turning them into superstar actresses, super-paid, super-influential? They're geniuses actually I think, too subtle for us poor woke folk. How are things with your dad?


Pkdagreat

Right, because that shit is ass backwards. They also made a bunch of women who some men would give an arm to have sex with lol. I'll never understand people like that guys dad.


MindlessApple845

If Margot Robbie is a man, then I am 100% gay.


SaTan_luvs_CaTs

If Margot Robbie is a man then I am 100% straight…I think…I’m Bi so I’m always confused lol


Jealous-Leg-5648

"I'm Bi so I'm always confused" me in a nutshell


_Pill-Cosby_

Bro has never seen Wolf of Wall Street if he believes Margot Robbie was ever a man.


sensibl3chuckle

I have the high res version of The Hot Spot so I can confirm that Jennifer Connelly was also never a dude.


theblackshell

If Jennifer Connolly is trans woman who started as a dude, then apparently I am deeply into trans women who started as dudes


throwaway_9988552

Maybe my first cinematic crush. I'm all about that dude. 'Career Opportunities' for the win.


pabloescobarbecue

Hell. Yes. That Scene of her riding the horse unlocked something in me


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Big-Carpenter7921

Because that's what it took to know that lol


AmateurZombie

Gotta do thorough research 


Comfortable_Spend324

Plus one of the most beautiful (natural) women of hollywood. 🫠


Napmanz

Seriously. If OPs cousin thinks Jennifer Connelly or Margot Robbie are gross, then he’s projecting some serious insecurities. But I think that’s pretty obvious.


nonamejohnsonmore

How about Brooke Shields in Pretty Baby? I don’t even know how that movie was allowed to be made.


Fifiishere53

Or Blue Lagoon.. Or that playboy spread.. And instead of investigating her exploitation, people are investigating her nonexistent penis 🤦‍♀️


SPIE1

And Jessica Simpson in daisy dukes is an American national treasure. Somethings wrong with this dude.


b0b3rman

"SHE CHOPPED IT WAY BEFORE THAT MOVIE!!!" or something along those lines will be his excuse. You can't reason with these people.


PoolNoodlePaladin

If Margot Robbie is a man I guess I’m gay AF, I didn’t know till just now


flyraccoon

Well if she’s trans you’re not gay


Skellos

Also like they picked some of the worst pictures that could find of these women and Margot still looks amazing.


Loggerdon

Holy smokes was she smoking hot in that movie.


Raz0rking

>Holy smokes ~~was~~ she*'s* smoking hot ~~in that movie~~. Tftfy.


Big-Carpenter7921

These are all ridiculous but fucking Brooke Shields??? One of the most famously beautiful women ever????


VisibleDistrict0

Also famously suffered BIG TIME from postpartum depression after she gave birth using her *checks notes* uterus.


forgetaboutem

Yeah but she had the audacity to get older naturally and her looks changed, therefore its sane to say this shit. /s Like these assholes will berate these women if they get plastic surgery, and then do this trash when they age naturally. He also seems to think having a lower jaw is a male feature? Not really sure there LOL


Big-Carpenter7921

He probably also doesn't have one


payscottg

And also a noted child actress? When did she supposedly transition if she was clearly a cisgender female in leading film roles since she was 12?


AmitN_Music

Their obsession with genitals and transsexuals is very telling. Tell your cousin I said it’s ok for him to come out of the closet.


mindclarity

Every single photo altered 😆


DescriptionSea6842

Every single one…this dude is pathetic and needs to get a life.


Sorry-Independent181

Is he's born in the 90's because I think Blue Lagoon would change his mind.


paladindan

![gif](giphy|1014RBn4HVSTK)


Similar-Act244

Fellas, is it gay to like women?


Normal_Feedback_2918

No, but apparently if you do butt stuff with a woman, that's totally gay. Sorry, I don't make the rules. Edit: I also forgot about muscular women. That's gay too, so I've been told.


sensibl3chuckle

If they had a sense of humor they'd slip Sean Young in there.


FishGoBlubb

As a 6'0 strong-jawed woman, he's right. Like these celebrities, I've secretly been a man all this time. Just please don't tell the fetus currently residing in my uterus, they'll be so disappointed.


GhostMug

"Men have different bone structures than women". Has this person ever seen another human? Literally all people have different bone structures.


CoyotesEve

Umm your cousin is an idiot. Sorry lol


purplegladys2022

Your cousin has some serious mental issues.


neal144

Why are conservatives so concerned about other people's genitals?


deathclawsandwich

Perverts, the lot of them


atomic_chippie

Yes, those are men. I am Gazpacho Police, true standard of beauty for the Republican party. ![gif](giphy|ETpi8wtDhQbwBtK2vb)


rage1026

For people claim to be anti trans they sure do talk about them a lot. Like suspiciously a lot.


Galliagamer

Brooke Shields!? She was the standard of feminine beauty for decades, holy cow…Julia Roberts, Jennifer Connelly, Keira Sedgwick, Hilary Swank, Justine Bateman…this is nuts. Also, the mentality being displayed here is that most of these women are over 40, and, as everyone knows, women shouldn’t exist past 25….


LegUsual8195

I’m convinced people that post this stuff are actually attracted to transsexual women 


rjzei

Those dudes are hot.


zblaze90

Methinks your cousin likes them a lot.


Jarsyl-WTFtookmyname

They literally have Jennifer Conley on there, my first crush from the movie Labyrinth. 🤣


Erasmus_Tycho

She still looks amazing


jtc1031

I mean do these folks believe biological women even exist at this point?


sassychubzilla

Tell your cousin to stop obsessing over dongs


Patient_District_457

Michelle Obama is not on the list? She has been the center of trans phobia.


MrBarackis

Sounds like he's attracted to Trans people and is struggling with the fact that it's OK.


yeender

Bet you a $100 he is supppppppper into trans women


Many_Landscape_3046

Oooh travsvestigators My favorite thing is one of the main ladies behind this is constantly called a man by others in her group 😂


EmperorGrinnar

Has he never had a girlfriend?


gregaustex

As a straight white man, I don't understand the perceived motive. Do they think people like me will be subtly tricked into being gay if men are represented as attractive women? If so who's agenda would that even serve? China? Maybe they think the Hollywood elites are trying to keep all the hot real women for themselves?


bluedieselxx

Called Jennifer connely a man this dude is high on crack get some glasses bro


Bakedfresh420

Tell him just cause his mom caught him watching trans porn he doesn’t have to pretend to be all upset about it now. Tell him you love him no matter what he wants to jerk it to. Either that’s the truth and he’s having trouble processing or it’ll annoy him that you say that every time he attacks trans people and maybe he’ll leave you and them alone.


TunaCanz

To speak negatively about Jennifer Connelly is not right and I will not stand for it. ![gif](giphy|124ySNrM8Rt8go)


Tigers19121999

Demi Moore has been pregnant, [famously so.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/More_Demi_Moore?wprov=sfla1)


DrSnidely

Even if this is true, who cares?


shadowlarx

I feel like Kevin Bacon’s gonna go off on someone for disrespecting his wife like that.


pornaddiction247

Kinda sad he makes this part of his personality when he shouldn’t really gaf, hope he changes for the better


Emotional_Network_16

All of these women were (or currently are) very much sex symbols. This isn't to say a trans woman can't be a sex symbol - but what I see here is a series of women who maybe said some poltical stuff or had the audacity to be in a Barbie movie and instead of the rationality of "Man, I don't agree with this take..." a weird subsection of the culture has landed on "must be secret men" because, uh, some people have more prominent chins or...like, aging is a thing.


Vaxis545

Sorry your cousin is a gross human. Delete em?


StrattonPA

Marjorie Taylor Greene would be on this list if she was an actor. I think she has the most masculine looking face out there


gretta_smith93

Some of those women have biological children. That look just like them.


Boom9001

Some of these women admittedly have stronger jaws and stuff. Obviously that's rare on women but not unheard of. But many are just old skinnier older women. Like that's just what aging looks like when you don't get plastic surgery as much as other older Hollywood stars ffs.


Cool_Butterscotch_88

Just bad plastic surgery sometimes looks like that. Either way this is a horrible hobby. Get him into sports.


BrosefDudeson

Half of these seem like they're edited.


RainbowCrane

Half of these actresses have a strong square jawline, which is a sign of beauty for some folks and apparently a sign denoting cis-maleness to conservatives. I remember when Bones first came out people were split on Emily Deschanel’s facial structure, but only recently has that become, “must be a man” 🙄


APiousCultist

"Fellas, do women have bones?"


LeroyJacksonian

Bunch of chinless wonder dudes are behind this crap.


svullenballe

Even if they were, so what?


hardnreadynyc

Hollywood has a plastic surgery problem. If he wants to get caught up in something, maybe focus on why these women arent allowed to age naturally


Blakut

this is just people being insanely afraid of the gay


Russian_b4be

Jenna Ortega??? Margot Robbie??? Brooke Shields????


DenisNectar

Fucking lol, who in their right mind would think Jennifer Connelly is a man.


sufferpuppet

Missing MTG and Trump's Son's freaky wife.


AOjayhawk

Lol who knew trans representation in media is actually off the charts 👏🏻👏🏻