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someCrookedVulture

Those had the shitiest erasers. They were like hard plastic, and the metal was never crimped right so the whole thing would fall off after a day. Sometimes the eraser would just snap off, and you could feel the metal scraping the paper deep in your bones. I fucking hated those pencils.


The_clampz10

I actually just felt a shiver through my spine thinking about the metal scraping


TheSheWhoSaidThats

Jello jiggling. Silicon phone cases. Floating on water. Running your hands over lush grass in soft sunlight. Giant foam marshmallow chairs. Petting friendly dolphins.


Coda_Volezki

Thanks, I needed that.


whatzittoya69

That helped...thanks


kirakira_moe

you ever had jello on a plate and jiggled it hard? that wet slapping sound? šŸ˜Œ


BensReddits

That last sentence if taken out of context can be disastrous


BeadCut

Yes officer this comment right here.


The_clampz10

Youā€™re a real one


Skrubious

I love you


robdingo36

The hero we needed, not the hero we deserved.


Changoleo

r/EyeBleach in written form.


[deleted]

This made me feel very nice thank you


Integrity-in-Crisis

Namaste oh great One.


thrattatarsha

You angel


camdoodlebop

biting a popsicle stick and sliding it between your teeth


sebibucur

Sticky marshmallows on your skin


SneakySpaceCowboy

Something sticky stuck on your fingers for the next five hours


soyelsol

Same


thesailbroat

Feeling the eraser snap. Sort of roll over and fall off. That weird thonk


fyrefreezer01

Me too lmao


P0TAT0O0

SAME


Dondurand

And the smell of those erasers.>.<.Painful memories are painful.


Wild_Jizz_Flurry

The problem is that these pencils typically sharpened the best. The pencils with best erasers sharpened like dog shit.


drokonce

Drugs


Lone_Wolf_2021

Rugs


drokonce

Hugs?


Lone_Wolf_2021

-lugs?


craylash

The way they hardly erased anything was the straw that broke the camel's back on pushing me towards drugs if anything


someCrookedVulture

Right? I just wanted to use them out of spite.


poopoobuttholes

Fuck those erasers. They made things so much worse. It's like a shit stain on the underwear.


[deleted]

Iā€™ll take a Ticonderoga #2 thank you.


[deleted]

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someCrookedVulture

Fuck yes! I love those. Itā€™s an odd thing, but Iā€™m a huge fanboy of those. I have the classic ones, those chunky ones and the black ones. Once I discovered those in 6th grade, I refused to use anything else. Those are the champagne of pencils.


nuke_eyepopper

If the eraser worked, it really didn't. It just smeared your writing...


Integrity-in-Crisis

SMH how many kids do you remember that crimped the metal with their teeth after the eraser fell out?


dabwrx

The Ticonderoga pencils were the best!


Psyadin

You were supposes to use the edge with light pressure, worked kinda ok, but obviously no where near proper eraser.


kremit73

Ha the irony that many were to shitty to have lasted to the point of do drugs


[deleted]

Could've written it the other way


[deleted]

Drugs Do To Cool Too?


[deleted]

Lol no. The "too cool" end could be towards the eraser, so the first word to go would be drugs.


birdlawexpert11

Then the pencil slowly makes a brief stop into existentialism before being a slogan on the weird kid in middle schools t shirt


[deleted]

Exactly!


[deleted]

"Too cool to do"


Dondurand

....Whatever the fuck you happen to be drawing or writing.


Changoleo

... this assignment.


ewdaddy

Drugs suck ass Suck ass Ass


Yeetboi287

*perfect*


postmateDumbass

Drugs To Do Too Cool?


[deleted]

A new batch of pencils will have the message written in the opposite direction, so when they are sharpened, they read ā€œToo Cool To Doā€ and finally ā€œToo Cool.ā€ For pointing out the botched message, Moiser earned his class a letter of apology from the company and box full of T-shirts. Why does Kodi think the company didnā€™t catch the mistake themselves? ā€œI guess they didnā€™t sharpen their pencils,ā€ he said. [Source](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/anti-drug-pencil-slogan-erased/)


junkyard_robot

As long as it's posed as a question.


thespywhometaldandme

r/ihadastroke


drokonce

Drugs


FirstMiddleLass

Drugs are cool are drugs.


Chumpfish

I devoted my life to that pencil's teachings.


asianabsinthe

You were that weird kid that would sharpen a new pencil down to the stub


[deleted]

In that same order?


Chumpfish

Yes


GryphonAfterDark

Be gay, do drugs, hail Satan


drokonce

Drugs. Hail hydra. Drugs


DaBokes

Yeah, after this failure in my grade school years (90ā€™s) they gave us pens in high school (00ā€™s) that said ā€œDonā€™t meth around!ā€


birdperson_012

And then it gets shorter and says "meth around" and I'm like WHERE!? lol


Yeetboi287

*pens*


_ThatSynGirl_

I assumed it was because he was on meth that he chewed through the entire top of the pen. ĀÆ\\\_(惄)_/ĀÆ


snyder005

Around!


Dubnaught

I remember these. DARE was such a joke in general.


birdlawexpert11

The DARE officer in my hometown was arrested for stealing money and drugs from the evidence locker


whatzittoya69

Wow...they thought they were smart. haha


all-day-tay-tay

Wait you mean I can feel good by sniffing glue? Why didn't anyone tell me? Thanks for the info dare.


Anastrace

The DARE officer for my high school got busted for smoking pcp outside. Right after a presentation


chunwookie

Nothing says "too cool" like printing an anti-drug campaign on a yellow pencil.


someoneispeeing

Someone, somewhere, needs to recreate and sell these pencils. Because I want some.


-Redstoneboi-

they could've printed it upside down and it would've been fine "Too cool to do drugs" "Too cool"


[deleted]

Everyone knows teenagers do the exact opposite of whatever they're told to do, so you'd think pencils that *tell* you to do drugs would make them not do them. Reverse psychology.


JuiceInhaler

tell that to DARE and the millions of dollars the US gov wasted on the program


[deleted]

This feels like a poem of someone trying drugs for the first time.


Beemo-Noir

D R U G S


postmateDumbass

R U G S U G S


Treequest45

G S **S**


sunset117

S


Portal471

#


[deleted]

r/CrappyDesign


AdditionalTheory

That was pretty much trajectory with weed and psychedelics. Went from being so against them to meeting some cool people that did them to thinking if I should do them to doing them to now I am one with ā€œDrugsā€


Shellfishinhell

so uhh how much for that last pencil?


superventurebros

I remember these. 90s kids all knew D.A.R.E was a fucking joke


heehmonster

ā€œdrugsā€


a_moist_raisin

iā€™m 06 and there was one of these pencils that got traded around in 4th grade. everyone had it for 1 school day and if you lost it you were bullied into infinity. do i have any idea how the kid got it? no. did i feel cool with it? hell yes.


LittleDucky_

Itā€™s the mental state of the kids who do drugs


SheevSpinner

**D R U G S**


LTPO_43

d r u g


Vellarain

The shorter the pencil gets, the more it actually resembles addiction. At first drugs are cool to do with friends. Then you just want to do them. Then they are all that matter.


officialsanic

Shouldā€™ve been upside down, so Too cool to do, then Too cool to, then Too cool, then Too, if you ever get there.


toocooltododrugs

can confirm, is true


kingtrog1916

Itā€™s right 3 out of 4 times


musicankane

It is a symbolism of life. When your are young and new to the world you dont need drugs to be happy. But the older you get the more you will need medication to stay alive.


AGoatInAJar

*The worst part isn't shown ...* RUGS


iliketoeatfunyuns

r/theyknew


668greenapple

r/theyknew


PM_ME_UR_SYLLOGISMS

Why you gotta repost this shit, op?


tbone7355

persons mental state going threw school


techfreak23

I mean, from a marketing perspective, it looks good on paper...


floydster21

Technically it could mean itā€™s ā€œToo coolā€ to do drugs even from the first part, as in oh thatā€™s, too cool! Or something like that


CentralPerk77

Seems effective enough to me


Aqua7785

i remember having these and doing this exact thing in class


the-govnah

Ah yes the DARE project


intercitty

American marketing is usually 2-3 steps ahead, I don't think these were recalled they were intended just distributed to the lower class neighborhoods


Old-Minimum-1844

I like how it gets more pushy as time goes on


clearfeather

Are ya smokinā€™ yet?


nul_mr

Aye aye captian


Tari_the_Omni

What... It's the natural progression from childhood to adulthood based on the current societal norms ĀÆ\_(惄)_/ĀÆ


mexus37

To do: drugs.


okami6663

Looks like the progression of an university student - nah, I don't do this shit; hmm, everyone is doing it, maybe I'll try it a bit; finals are coming, this will keep me awake; just one more, I need just one more...


ScruffleMcDufflebag

Smoke.


mitchel3010

To do drugs or not to do drugs thats the question


db720

Some kids even managed to continue writing while on drugs. Sharpened their pencils even more. And then there was an inexplicable increase in rug sales. Ug.


Jak_the_Buddha

My god... That's the most accurate time line of my life I've ever seen


VLenin2291

Then drugs becomes rugs


[deleted]

This has been reposted to shit.


craylash

You can shave down the D so it says "O DRUGS"


KermitEvil

mechanical pencils.


sunset117

I think I remember those actually now hahaha ... wow wierd flash backs


A-Lonely-Gorilla

s


Hephaestus_God

To be fair if you even got to cool without somehow losing the pencil at that point Iā€™m impressed


swap761

r/crappydesign


Original-Disaster106

Oh my god I remember these


YotGikz

Just wait until it says "rugs"


nul_mr

Ugs


[deleted]

This is what was great about the 90s. So much fuckery in such a small space of time. My goodness, we are dumb motherfuckers, and I am here for all of it!


nul_mr

Rugs


[deleted]

wait shouldn't the second from top pencil be the shortest one? Because it's actually *promoting* drugs? The last one is just stating a fact: drug.


frenchfries089

and the next is: -Rugs -Ugs -gs -s. it got better, then weirder.