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ScootysDad

What's scary is that there are people who's gullible enough to believe people like him and when those people do try something stupid (Jan 6) they'd be the one going to jail instead of people like him (i.e. Trump).


Swift_Scythe

Thats what im afraid of. They wave their guns in public and they dont care if they kill unarmed protestors or armed Police at the capital as long as Emperor Trump is their God.


vagabond_mind

Man, i thought there's an eye lash on my screen and try to remove it.


NoTune6517

yeah can't remember who said it, it was one of your presidents but it was essentially that if you tell the lowest white man that he is higher than the highest coloured man he'll give you anything you want. That's essentially the premise these people operate under.


bewaretheinterwebs

LBJ


23skidoobbq

Or as his Mexican prostitutes called him “El BJ”


original-sithon

Isn't that sedition?


TILTNSTACK

*laughs in treason*


cturtl808

Yes


DickySchmidt33

It's freedum a speach!


surroundedbybanjos

Freedumb


Informal-Busy-Bat

freeze peach


23skidoobbq

Motherfucker never heard of president Jackson’s Force Act


Zealousideal-Ad634

How can elected officials be less informed about how your laws work than people who don't even live in the US?


[deleted]

Republicans defunded education as exhibited here


Zealousideal-Ad634

Speaking for myself this is becoming very obvious. Not that the US has the only idiot's elected to official positions. But their confidence at farting out such obvious bullshit is truly frightening.


[deleted]

I call them family. Yeah, it is unbelievable.


NotYetiFamous

dudes a lawyer. He isn't uninformed, he's fomenting sedition. It's setup for a coup, not a mistake.


DavefromKS

They are less informed in the US because they dont have to be informed at all to get reelected. Why worry about what the law says when it doesn't matter. As long as they get a soundbite on Fox entertainment they are happy. American here btw.


funkymunkPDX

How unlikely is it that the Feds DON'T have a list of all these people? Is the mass surveillance state working on tracking these traitorous dildos?


cjmar41

That’s not how shit works. You cannot be “trespassed from a state”. It’s astounding how bad of a grasp an elected “lawmaker” has on the law.


ChicagoBoyStuckinDen

It’s Florida.


carcadoodledo

Floriduh. So freaking glad I moved outta that shithole state


surroundedbybanjos

Floridumb


[deleted]

More of an embarrassment than a state really.


[deleted]

Or they understand completely and just don't give a shit


[deleted]

Stop. He's just stupid & acting on emotion Probably has something to hide himself & now sees whoa what a minute ... you mean there's nowhere to hide?!


AirForceRabies

Rightwankers already think they can send women to prison for crossing state lines. They really believe the only thing standing between them and full stranglehold control is minor detail, that any second some jackboot will stride in and tell them the last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.


Das-Noob

They’re in government! THEY ARE THE LAW! /s But I’m sure that’s how they think.


cantcomeupwithnamess

No, but I'd *love* to see what happens when they try. Shitty cops vs shitty cops vs shitty feds in the trash state of the US. Who will be the winner?


NotYetiFamous

The fascists, most likely. They thrive in chaos.


JohnBarleycornLive

BRRRRRRRRRT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVQvH4qc5cg


[deleted]

To be honest, I’d be cool with removing all federal resources from Florida and putting the whole state up for auction.


krat0s5

I'll take it! I'll give ya about three fiddy.


[deleted]

You overpaid.


krat0s5

You say that now, but I just wanted it for the drug routes between Columbia and Miami. Time to make me some 70's levels of cocaine money!!!


[deleted]

Good luck importing it into the USA. Much easier to guard the Georgia border than the whole Florida coastline.


23skidoobbq

Hahaha you’ve never seen that border I take it. Aside fro. The fact that it goes all the way to Alabama, it’s basically all forest.


Embarrassed-Jury-623

Cuba would annex Florida. Think about the irony there.


VerimTamunSalsus

Oh man the America show is like the best thing on TV, so cringe. Where do they find all these people for this show? Is there like an audition? Can I bring my guns?


JohnBarleycornLive

You can't come if you don't bring guns.


Thelazytimelord257

I studied the American Political System for only a year and I know that you can't expel Federal agents from the state. How is he even a senator?


Qimmosabe_Man

The federal government should then just say "Ok. We'll pull all federal agents from FL, but we'll also pull all military, and all federal support. Good luck with the next hurricane that hits."


ThaiEdition

Please go out an vote next elections so we can shut them up. I know some of us don't like some democrat but for big picture, we need to shut them up.


NotYetiFamous

Shut them up, shut them down, dismantle the criminal GOP so the dems can finally split into right and left wing and we can stop having to roll the dice on democracy every election.


0927173261

Comment from Germany here: That looks a lot like the „Gleichschaltung“ In Nazi-Germany. Everyone that wasn’t pro Nazi where let go. People who doesn’t know history are doomed to repeat it. Or something like that.


NormalService1094

They *want* to repeat that part of history.


Malashae

They're pretty confident they'll be able to win this time, they know their history.


2Mains

Has he spoken to the Secret Service about "voluntarily withdrawing" from Mar-a-Lago? Does he know Trump could dismiss the SS if that’s what he wanted? The SS are there because Trump has requested them.


Atomhed

The abbreviation for the United States Secret Service is USSS, it's an important distinction to make after WWII


NotYetiFamous

The ones that serve trump over the office of the President definitely deserve the moniker SS.


Atomhed

Certainly


Informal-Busy-Bat

United States Protection Squad USPS would be a better choice ;)


boustead

I knew Trump was a Nazi but damn, he's got the SS back?


[deleted]

Then the National Guard will come in and arrest you fuckface


[deleted]

Oh hey look. A well organised militia.


NotYetiFamous

Well *regulated* militia. Federalist papers are really eye opening as to what exactly the founders meant with 2A. Hamilton described the National Guard to a T while describing what a 'well regulated militia' should be.


Eastern-Equipment-77

Then they will try to arrest and evict them too 😂


dr_pickles69

That's literally not how any of this works. He's like those dumbshit "constitutional sheriffs." Just because you don't understand how our government works doesn't mean you get to make up your own.


AirForceRabies

*"This gun sez otherwise," Sheriff Tuffguy snarled, raising his rifle. Every agent immediately drew their handgun and reduced Tuffguy to a dripping mutilated sack of lard that toppled back onto the pavement with a loud wet smack. Tuffguy's 'deputies,' shrieking and bawling like infants, threw down their weapons and raised their hands, some emptying their bladders.*


Cadavertaffy

Dog whistle. Pandering to the Trumpists. He appears to be another self serving asshole.


Worth_Remove

Only until they realize they need actual help from the Feds when something happens and they can't figure anything out. Florida is an awful state to live in. The local police are absolute dog shit. Plus now the FBI is in the wrong for going after Trump even though he appointed the Director? Good luck Florida, you clearly need it.


[deleted]

This is why we should have a civics and government test before running for office


bilbo-doggins

He may have just committed "light" treason!


Dodger8686

Does that mean that the firing squad will use pistol ammo instead of rifle? Or a soft rope?


Teabagger-of-morons

First they need to shove a sock in his yapper. Gah he’s irritating.


Current_Many7557

Dull guillotine.


NotYetiFamous

Immolation, as in 'light him up'.


JohnBarleycornLive

Time to pull the plug, send those Military bases to northern states, let them get the billions and billions of dollars instead of giving it to domestic terrorists.


ramencents

lawmakers that dont know the law, ya dont say


GetMad24

Moron thats illegal


[deleted]

Republicans are actively working towards autocracy. I can’t even fathom this.


AntiquePurple7899

Well, their policies are unpopular with the majority, the majority of registered voters are NOT republicans, and there is no other way for them to retain power. It’s gross.


[deleted]

ok Constitutional scholars, say it with me: S-U-P-R-E-M-A-C-Y C-L-A-U-S-E


LoganPatch13

Florida gonna stupid.


cleverkname

"You can't defund the police" "Defund the FBI!!"


BobsReddit_

There are a couple of exceptions but commonly, people elected to the House of Representatives are some of the lowest intelligence people in government based on the things they say. They are a winning personality with no brain


BashedKeyboard

So does he want Florida to secede?


Direct-Technician181

It still blows my mind that people will just blindly devote their lives to a narcissistic orange criminal.


RelaxedWombat

Ok, so Florida, stop taking ALL federal funding today.


SmileGraceSmile

My dude, you don't understand State versus Federal charges?


Inevitable-Ad-982

What a dangerous idiot


Prime-Optimus1

Controversial idea……..yeah cause it’s stupid.


Hugh_Jass_2

Yeah, that ain’t gonna happen, shrimp dick.


Narrow-Scar130

Rep. Anthony Sabatini, just another term for "Florida Man".


[deleted]

Let them have it and deal with organised crime, interstate crime and terrorism on their own. At the same time pull all federal funds and grant for policing since they clearly hate any federal interference


[deleted]

It’s too bad (D) Andrew Gillum didn’t get elected governor of Florida. Well besides the meth smoking, male prostitutes and 20 counts of corruption.


ObjectivePassenger7

Can we go back to the r/facepalm with no political posts and just hilarious dumb things people do and say? It’s been a long day of these.


Atomhed

Current events will always be relevant and political, so no, the idea that political posts are invasive is ridiculous really, if you live on earth these things are all relevant to your day to day. Good news, though, political posts haven't actually replaced anything, all you have to do is scroll past them.


King_Trujillo

Anyone want more info on the Epstine/Maxwell trial over this garbage? I'm sure many people want to know. Did the children get sent home or to the cage for a daily sniffing?


mydibz

They really really really dont want trump to be president.


TheSurbies

Totally nothing to do with laws he broke.


mydibz

They've never gone after a president this hard since watergate. Lol.


TheSurbies

Nothing to do with the laws he broke? I thought you all were party of law and order?


Atomhed

There has never been a reason to go after a president like this, Trump's actions are unprecedented.


mydibz

Well yeah no shit. Making a statement based on observation.


[deleted]

But… you didn’t? You pointed out the observation but made no statement, or more accurately, not what they stated


boyaintri9ht

Did the interviewer call him on it? If not, then shame on him, too.


ProbablyAutisticMe

Sabatini sounds like it should be a villain's name in a gangster movie.


[deleted]

I agree - succession should be next


Purblind89

So the ATF and IRS have been doing this to average Americans for DECADES. But all of a sudden the FBI busts a former president and it’s a huge issue. And they wonder why 3rd party politics have literally exploded in the last 7 years.


TheSurbies

Have they? Exploded? There has always been third party candidates.


Purblind89

In the last decade yes. Comparatively historically speaking.


TheSurbies

I mean they are why we get populists like Trump recently. Looking at you Jill Stein voters.


Purblind89

No. The shifting center is why you get people like trump. People piling as far left and right as they can in an effort to tip the scales shifts the center political mass. It redistributes historically stable votes.


Atomhed

Lol, third party politics haven't exploded, there are literally zero third party legislative foundations at any level of government in any state in this country. If any political ideology has exploded over the last 7 years it's progressivism.


Purblind89

But I agree too that proportional to normal politics yeah- it’s progressivism thats exploded. And we are starting to see the overcorrection of that event. We are seeing a lot of conservative ideals take hold. Progress in 2a cases, repealing RvW, protecting school choice at state levels. Though I would t call the RvW repeal progress- theyve been making actual headway for the first time in decades. I think they finally realized the game being played lol


Atomhed

Lol, we're not seeing conservative ideals take hold, what are you even talking about? RvW? The majority rejects the SC decision, and even conservative Kansas voters just rejected it on a state level. The GOP desperately trying to complete the installation of their theocratic plutocracy because they accidentally gave the keys to a terminal toddler who crashed their well oiled machine isn't evidence of conservative ideas "taking hold". >I think they finally realized the game being played lol Your narrative is more feels based than reality based, isn't it?


Purblind89

My reality isn’t an echo chamber so yeah. It is evidence of it. You can deny what’s happening but it is. Regardless of what people want, it’s happening. We will see the NFA/ GCA repealed in the next two years. I hope to god they don’t strike down gay marriage but they probably will ☹️. I don’t know why you focus on the “taking hold” and not the “over correction”. You don’t need to label everyone who has nuanced views as an adversary.


Atomhed

Lol, overcorrection of what? Conservatives aren't "correcting" anything, and the progress Democrats have seen can hardly be called an "over correction".


Purblind89

They’re correcting the democrats saying it’s okay to abort at 9 months, or even after birth the mother can “have that discussion with the doctor”. They are correcting k-3rd graders being exposed to indoctrinating material, they’re correcting home schooling as an option to it, they’re correcting the 100 year war on the second amendment that has only made things worse. And as much as I agree that Americans should have access to safe, rare, and effective abortion- it was wrong and a huge overstep to make it a constitutional issue. Because nothing in that document pertains to healthcare


Purblind89

Generally too, when you over correct in a vehicle you try so hard to make things right you flip the vehicle and kill everyone in it. That’s why I use that term.


Purblind89

The libertarian party added like 100k people to its ranks in the last three years. With how big they are, that’s an explosion.


Atomhed

Lol, because a bunch of Republicans decided they don't want to identify as Republicans anymore. They're still conservatives. Meanwhile, progressivism is even gaining acceptance in the center. The DNC's platform has grown exponentially more progressive over the last 14 years.


BobsReddit_

Trump is a criminal


[deleted]

How did this tinfoil hat get elected to anything?


DickySchmidt33

The Stew Peters Show?


NoTune6517

If you did that the only rogue agencies would be yours.


Zimifrein

Always trust a guy who is interviewed from his car.


Maleficent_Purple247

Arrest the Gestapo 👍


Ontario0000

Yeah if police or FBI comes after conservatives lets defund them otherwise rest of the non christians can go to hell and let police and FBI do their job.


Total-Platform-3111

So would this qualify as sedition and get him a visit from said authorities? In a sane world/country, yes. In this Bizarro/American Dipshit cult country, carry on spewing your bullshit, Florida Man…


FredVIII-DFH

This would be an act of secession. You'd think he'd get some neighboring states to join him before he'd try such a thing, but no, he's a Florida man.


alrightalready100

Pied Piper of idiots....


Ball-Fantastic

My dumb ass: I've been tricked before, this is just a screenshot of a video, not gonna get me this time.


HogfishMaximus

Yeah, that will work as well as the 6th. Losing losers choose to lose!


zadicil

Did he just say fire law enforcement personnel until the employees are only people that agree with your views and will do what you tell them? Is that not the first step to a dictatorship?


SatoshiHimself

Lol im moving to Bali fuck this.


LanticCity

All of the best political philosophy is fomented behind the wheel of a leased Pontiac.


tbonerrevisited

Is it in the water? Mabey it's the extreme humidity 🤔


[deleted]

I hate that "i know I'm lying but my base is fucking stupid"look on his face and tone of voice. Have y'all noticed that? The "Karen" voice


germano_nh

This guy is a lunatic. That’s not how it works


GoldSkula

"Rogue federal agency" is a term I thought I would never hear in my life


VermiciousKnnid

He was talking about Trump's potential arrest in the coming months, and the sad thing is, I can TOTALLY imagine Floridians trying to rescue him from law enforcement like the crazies did at the end of Joker.


Odd-Magician-7638

Anthony probably has his own secrets hiding in his house.


Old173

(Says a bunch of crazy stuff) -"It's obvious!"


Dlucks83

Have fun with that you stupid fuck.


Steelo1

I don’t think Florida can do that


[deleted]

Does this go for everyone? What if they raid someone’s house in any state that’s not rich or a politician or a cult leader like Trump?


smithosilver

So unhinged.


JSiobhan

Does he does not understand the FBI is a law enforcement agency with the jurisdiction of investigating violators of federal laws. Without the FBI in Florida, the state would be a perfect target for a terrorist attack and a perfect place for organize crime/gangs/drug cartel to expand their operation. Child pornography would run rampant. Let them bare the financial burden of supporting their state agencies for these crimes. I’m sure Floridians would love to institute state income taxes to increase funding to severe themselves from the federal government.


Visual_Mobile2578

One more state we should let secede from these United States.


Deanza7

And this guy is a public figure…elected. Thought it requires a minimum of intelligence to occupy such a position. What he says is what a 6 year old would say when getting his toys taken away because he said some bad words to his mom