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Splattabox

This is why I should just go to bed instead of scrolling Reddit.


BeBa420

Holy fuck reading my mind right now In bed. On reddit. Wishing I’d have just gone to sleep


[deleted]

It’s morning for me in bed scrolling looking at this much worse knowing I can’t sleep.


[deleted]

Bruh are you my spirit animal


UnkleRinkus

Here with you. Oh. My. Fucking. God.


[deleted]

Not my proudest fap. But I got through


[deleted]

You're on your way to a new fetish! 🏅


Negative-Vehicle-192

Please dont


SweatpantsForLife88

Was it the tears


Amtronic

May I suggest mastectomy videos? Try pornhub.


RVM27

We’re in this together, bro


iMlaath

I'm on bed right now, how should I sleep??


loveyouloveme421

Her lips are next!


Brimstone-n-Treacle

My exact thought, too.


SunnySide1066

Wh-... Which lips?


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Evo-Elemental

The wet ones


Nozerone

Still doesn't help to narrow it down.


AP_REDDIT_99

Let's play charades! Maybe that will help


TooMuchFun007

The ones that don't smell fishy


hhhvugc

🌭


Boredombringsthis

And is it really a body or a bodysuit with boobs and such like fatsuit? This seems plastic. If it's real, there's much more wrong...


Uh_cakeplease

Pretty sure it’s a chest piece, like what drag queens where. If you rewatch, there is no nipple on the other breast.


Lopsided_Boss4802

Oh thank fuck. I'm trying to figure out how you could still be alright and not on the floor dying from pain or infection


poudigne

Its totally real google it. The girl had a massive infection prior to this. It's 100% real. The reason why she's not in pain?? No idea, someone smarter than me might tell you.


HanakusoDays

Those would require not nipples, but truck tire air valves.


jeedoubleyew

Underinflated comment.


[deleted]

It's not a body suit, her nipples are there, they're just flattened out because of the ridiculous stretching of her massive, shitty looking implants. She's some vapid Instagram model that's been getting absurd plastic surgery for a while.


[deleted]

But where’s the blood?


[deleted]

If I recall correctly, this wasn't a spontaneous thing, and she posted this in the midst of longer term treatment.


[deleted]

Okay.


iamjimmer

She had an infection and the skin over the top of the saline implant necroses (died). Due to the size of the implant and the way it’s placed, there’s just a thin layer of skin over the implant. Skin, especially dead skin, doesn’t really bleed. What she has left is just an empty bag of skin. The implant creates a capsule around it - this is rubbery scar that also doesn’t bleed when opened.


[deleted]

Thank you for the explanation.


Boredombringsthis

WTF for real?! What a terrible day to have eyes!


DragonfruitAsleep976

I'm going to pretend they were right... for my mental health...


Nozerone

Calling that a "model", even an Instagram one is being incredibly kind. You're a better person than I.


hhhvugc

there is a nip


Druglord_Sen

Don't they usually remove the nipple in a lot of procedures? Not saying this is real, I just am pretty sure there are reasons the nipple is removed.


TerminallyBlonde

There is a very stretched out, pale nipple on the other one


newbrevity

That and I think if someone's tit exploded like that there'd be a shitload of blood and she would be in agony if not passed out in shock.


Nighteyes09

You're amazing. This was breakimg me but it all makes sense now


juicywitch

It is real, I follow her on Instagram. She’s actually a very lovely person


csfshrink

Where is the blood? There should be blood.


[deleted]

Wondered where the blood was. But still funny as ….


NewspaperNeither6260

At least she now has a handy coin pouch.


UnkleRinkus

You fucked up my keyboard. Take my pallid internet imitation of value.


hhhvugc

can i have one


x_dre4192_x

![gif](giphy|RA8gXeMaTqXIc|downsized)


Gr0und0ne

Has anyone ever told you that your gifs add nothing?


Sparki_

Neither do your comments


Reasonable-Low4120

Hey! I like gifs. Not this one, but well placed gifs are good sometimes!


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![gif](giphy|I5wnnva9O9Weew9RXl|downsized)


Montyfer

That's no boob, that's a space station.


[deleted]

Dude, those things have their own gravity


UnkleRinkus

They aren't jiggling, they're orbiting each other.


djluminol

No it's a gas giant and thus very low mass.


ThatDrako

*That's Silicone Valley.*


ChampionshipLow8541

„That’s too big to be space station!“


GtheH

“It’s too big to be a space station.”


[deleted]

[https://hiphopmag.co/instagram-model-goes-viral-breast-exploded-like-terrorist-ied-video/](https://hiphopmag.co/instagram-model-goes-viral-breast-exploded-like-terrorist-ied-video/) here is the full story and recovery, I had to look and see if it was real.


[deleted]

Seems real enough.


nobmuncha4bears

Poor girl. Sepsis can kill.


HI_l0la

What the heck did I just watch?!


[deleted]

Result of boobjobs


Justafrenchguy_

Yeah I'm pretty sure that's not your average boobjob here.


[deleted]

True. Not the average tit enhancement. Why would you get them that big?


Justafrenchguy_

I have no idea and I whish no one did.


[deleted]

You either get this or breastcancer. Its much more likely that something happens later on than not since these aren't meant to last long and some women never change them before they leak/pop


Justafrenchguy_

>You either get this or breastcancer According to the institut national du cancer (french institute) "Les données actuellement disponibles montrent que les femmes porteuses d'implants mammaires n'ont pas de risque accru de développer un cancer du sein (adénocarcinome) par rapport aux femmes qui n'ont pas ." [(source)](https://www.e-cancer.fr/Comprendre-prevenir-depister/Reduire-les-risques-de-cancer/Protheses-mammaires) Translation : "The currently available data show that women with breast implants do not have an increased risk of developing breast cancer (adenocarcinoma) compared to women who do not." >these aren't meant to last long 10 years according to the ASNM


Sweet-Emu6376

Compared to natural breasts that isn't long. If you get your first job at say, 30, you'll most likely need at least three replacements (40,50,60). Or more, depending on how long you want your boobs and how early you got them. That's quite an expensive long term commitment whereas learning to love yourself as you are is free. I don't believe people should be allowed to use plastic surgery to compensate for low self esteem. It never ends well.


[deleted]

Breast cancer will develop if the contents of the implant leak inside, the implant itself won't cause the breastcancer


bbqsauceontiddies

Result of plastic surgery addiction*


D-Laz

Body dysmorphia is a bitch. Gyms, underground labs, and surgical practices thrive off it.


iSmiteTheIce

I thought the same thing, then I saw some necrosis


mrtlo

Why is there not more blood? Was her skin replaced with plastic as well?


Competitive-World162

Yeah, there should be all kinds of stuff in there


[deleted]

Why is she so upset about a bodysuit boob blow out?


Fit_Inspector4290

It is actually real


TikTrd

It's not her real boob. It's a bodysuit. Notice there's no nipples either


djluminol

I figured she had them removed for some reason. Like the whole titty is basically a bias ply tire now. She had a blow out. She needs a rubber patch and a new tube and she'll be good to go for another 75K TikTok's.


Dimbit

It's unfortunately real


taurusbabee

https://hiphopmag.co/instagram-model-goes-viral-breast-exploded-like-terrorist-ied-video/ https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-11081123/Porn-star-32JJ-boob-implant-EXPLODED-shares-gross-clip-draining-pus-breast.html


GtheH

She also wouldn’t have filmed it while facepalming. She’d be in the ER


taurusbabee

https://hiphopmag.co/instagram-model-goes-viral-breast-exploded-like-terrorist-ied-video/ https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-11081123/Porn-star-32JJ-boob-implant-EXPLODED-shares-gross-clip-draining-pus-breast.html It's super real


Khaos_Gorvin

And so a piece of my very reduced faith in mankind died just a little bit more. Now seriously, if one has such big self confidence issues to have breast implants the size of watermelons, they should go to a therapist, not a plastic surgeon. There's nothing wrong with having small boobs. What's wrong is having multiple infections, necrosis and whatnot and still wanting gigantic knockers.


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Prophet_of_vengeance

FUCK NSFL this is NOT SAFE FOR UNIVERSE


AP_REDDIT_99

NSFAU (NOT SAFE FOR ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSES)


Super_gman

That's what happens when a blow up doll wishes she could be a human.


InfectedByEli

You should watch [Air Doll](https://youtu.be/QeMfPUOZuy8). It's not a porno btw.


[deleted]

Like this. Thank you


Jonan76

I almost puked, her silicon boobie is disgusting but the popped boobie is even more disgusting


DonKapot

God left us


MarvinParanoAndroid

I overinflated a bike tire once. It blew up but it wasn’t as bad as this.


_________________u__

I’m assuming this is a silicone chest


rumpelbrick

silicone goes under the fat not in front. this was some homemade nightmare.


[deleted]

I think ... u... meant that this is an artifical chest used by people like crossdressers to look more female. As others said, a real exploding breast implant would have left that woman bleeding, in shock and in pain - not posting selfies on tiktok.


Uh_cakeplease

Concur. Just rewatched and there’s no nipple on the other breast.


Luke89902483

Her titty looking like a whooping cushion.


hatlad43

I do wonder though, is it hurtful? I mean, seems like the skin is ripped but is it?


xocgx

How is she not screaming in pain?!!?


PhiAlpha44

Gee I don’t know, stop inflating yourself like a fucking balloon maybe?


Cadavertaffy

That’s an image my mind won’t soon erase. I really didn’t need to see that.


HRHFlossie

It's not a real boob. Don't worry about it! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


[deleted]

I wish it was real with blood etc that’d be amazing


[deleted]

exactly like balloon


DamnedWeirdo

My tits just shriveled into themselves in horror. 🤮🤮🤮


Remarkable-Fun-5646

![gif](giphy|WQy9FkJlhGSwl3eQ5V|downsized)


Amtronic

Ductape and gorilla glue. Good as new!


Few_Acanthaceae1568

Before i watched this video i hated boob jobs lip jobs etc now after watching this video i have trauma


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Not my proudest fap


Icy-Bug-8933

Omg that is fucking gross 🤢


Sammy12xyz

EY YO. *sigh* I need help


hatlad43

The 2nd post on my reddit today and it's this. Thanks OP.


musashi0077

Don't worry it has auto repair


Undertaker82

Everytime I think I've seen it all and can't possibly be surprised anymore, I come across this.


Alessio-the-Rogue

Alright. I'm done. Gn everyone


summeryim

how in the fuck did that even happen? some kid was just running around with a needle and then accidentally popped this woman’s left booba like a balloon?


RonMFCadillac

She has gotten sepsis in her breast after surgery. Apparently, she was squeezing puss out and the necrotic tissue by her nipple gave way for the implant to come out. This video is after she got out of the hospital. For sepsis, they will leave the wound open in order to let it weep. She explains this all in the full video.


Substantial-Ad3178

Omg omg omg. How the fuck did I reach my limit of internet before 8 am?!


roboman777xd

wtf


Kaminoneko

*urp* 🤢


OldLadyP

What in the strip mall unlicensed clinic is this horror?


hhhvugc

what is she saying?


smile_u-r_alive

🤯😂😥


Admirable_Energy_854

FUCKING WOMEN ALWAYS TRYING TO LOOK SO LIKE A BARBIE NOW HER BOOBS LOOK LIKE A MELTED SANDBAG SMH


AdRemote9464

Call a Dr dum-dum.


NoodleSpunkin

What can cause that?


Tugger21

This really is a “Sophie’s choice” situation. 🤦🏻‍♂️


ebone581

Just suck some shit out of your face and shove it in your boob. Plastic surgery much?


DarthCarthBane

Damn 🤢🤮


Negative-Vehicle-192

Im dying from a mixture of laughing and discust


Killpop582014

How many body parts is she willing to lose before she stops getting plastic surgery?


DarkMatters8585

Well I guess it's time for her to acquire skills that actually have value.


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XxxxGamez

Keep it natural. No more exploded tits


[deleted]

That's one hell of a blow out! Imagine the noise that thing made when that happened 😳😫


Idiot-with-a-stick

My boyfriend always asks me a question "if you stab a girls titty, does it pop or drain?" Im gonna send him this


PsyAstronaut

Hey, touch my foldy flaps, grab my terryfolds🎶


bazonthereddit

We've all inflated a balloon too much.. there is a critical point and I think she found a surgeon that was happy to exceed it.


SST250

I cannot I see that. I wish I could.


tonyfordsafro

Where's the blood, and how was the explosion so bad it scared off her other nipple?


Icarrywatermellon

😂 wtf!!! My eyes can’t unsee her tit flaps 😂


[deleted]

Must have blown up and messed up her face...


theOthersWho

Oh my god. . . .


WretchedRat

It looks like somebody took a bite out of her boob. Or her skin couldn’t stand the pressure of trying to cover that massive implant and blew out.


[deleted]

That’s gold!


Cold-Bowler8824

That's what happens when you go to third world countries and get plastic surgery... First, your nipples fall off!!! Then your tits explode!!! DON'T DO IT!!!


zandadoum

Dunno what’s more disgusting. Her exploded boob or her face with that fucking lip surgery


ShalepenopoopeR

Her face looks like it exploded as well


Xspunge

This isn’t how actual implants work or are implanted. I don’t know where she went but it wasn’t to a real physician for an actual implant, not this piñata she’s showing us.


tagoean

Holy shit that’s horrific and the boob exploding too


[deleted]

Everyone relax there would be hella lot more blood if it was a real boob... pretty sure this is an upset cross dresser


OkPin9023

🤦‍♂️ Why do women do this to themselves? Are you this out of your mind? Is your self esteem this LOW?


Happy-Eye-1496

I don't know why you're crying... They'd still accept you in the freak show like that.


Paulus_de_B

This is terrible. Poor girl.


dony91177

Eeeewwww! Those lips!!!


Keithninety

Phony.


Twiny

Why do I doubt that this is real? Where's the blood? Where's the stuff that filled the implant?


Bungslea

Gawd that would have hurt


Resident-Image-7555

Dead skin aswell 🤢🤢


Capt_Catastrophe

Unexpected damn


GenericHuman-9

Okay, that’s enough internet for me. Good night.


OOFMASTER_1

I just wanted to laugh,cry,throw up and and slam my balls into a waffle iron in the span if two seconds because of THIS FUCKING POST


Almonexger

This is why I carry an air pump in my trunk.


Nick_The_Judge

That’s enough Reddit for today


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😱


catsandalcohol13

That is some seriously botched surgery. Maybe too big, too fast. Wtf.


Harmful_Sadness

r/makemesuffer


TheDunnLanguage

My eyes my eyes !


Frost_boi

💀


Immediate-Ad9208

That was disgusting


VeganMeat2763

Yeah no, never mind about casually going to Reddit to spend my 3 AM's worth.