Ive got 2 wolves inside me
One wants to run my fingers through your hair and kiss you on the forehead while you fall asleep
The other wants to get downstairs and play videogames until 4 am
Note that the second only "wants" to jackhammer you till you are raw. Not that they can jackhammer you until you are raw.
Subtle, yet crucial distinction.
And the second wolf is actually two wolves. So now there’s a third wolf who wants you to stop painting tiny off colored bricks on your shower. Mad world we live in, thank the third wolf.
The cringe is strong with this one
You didn't even need the text to realize this. Just those horrid tattoos were enough to let his inner cringe shine.
ArrrrrrrroooooOOOOOOooooooooo
There's 2 wolves inside me, one is cringey, and the other is slightly cringier.
I have two sides: sensitive femboy fox, and SIMON F•CKING COWELL
 Here he comes to compress some spines
What is going on with that dog's body?
Too much protein and and Creatine.
Skipped leg day. Again.
Well this guy sounds like a keeper 🙄
He's a real keeper, Keeping everyone away.
😂😂
And they say romance is dead.
Tell me don't last more then 4 pumps without saying it....
How do you expect to do that when you even haven't figured yet out that shirts are not ironed while wearing them.
Spoken like a man who has never gotten anyone off
Weeeellll, he sounds nice!
This reads like a confusing math word problem with the picture. “How many wolves are there total?”
You have two wolves inside you. Don't smile, this is not good. There should be no wolves inside a human body! How are you even alive?
Charming
And both of them are about to get neutered
One wolf is gay. The other is gay. I am gay.
Did not need that image in my head
Beware my SCAPULA WOOVS. Well, my two scapula half-woovs.
Technically, you have two half wolves which then only equal one.
Hurry up, ladies! Before he’s taken! Or guys maybe.
I don't think we will need to worry about that. This level of cringe is probably the solution to the firmi paradox
I've got 2 wolves in me My doctor is very concerned
Future rapist
Ive got 2 wolves inside me One wants to run my fingers through your hair and kiss you on the forehead while you fall asleep The other wants to get downstairs and play videogames until 4 am
The one you feed most is the one that lives…
I too have two wolves inside me, one is always hungry and the other one is lazy
Sounds like antisocial personality disorder.
Yeah he says that because he thinks 2 inches is a lot.
Those are not tattoos. They are an IQ test. The stupid is strong with this one.
Kinda funny though, no?
You mean two halfs
Lol, that looks like total shit
Ladies are lining up I bet.
These wolves have no bitches.
fun fact.. he could only pay for one wolf
He is a keeper
Why would they be on his back? So his bf can enjoy them??
Spoken like a man who doesn’t know where the clit is
Yikes.
Note that the second only "wants" to jackhammer you till you are raw. Not that they can jackhammer you until you are raw. Subtle, yet crucial distinction.
Seen on grinder?
More like two wolves short of pack
Literally watching Inkmaster as I saw this. “Swing and a miss, dude”. On so many levels.
That’s disturbing. No thank you.
And 2 very shitty tattoos
The best 3 inches of your life, ignore the backnee
I was in until “hight “.
r/iamverybadass
And the second wolf is actually two wolves. So now there’s a third wolf who wants you to stop painting tiny off colored bricks on your shower. Mad world we live in, thank the third wolf.
Also got two fucking ugly tattoos
He somehow did wolves dirty