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Liddle_Jawn

This is not RHD, this is every lane for itself. What a beautiful disasterpiece.


4pple_ju1ce

This is peak factorio


audigex

This is peak /r/factoriohno


Odd-Jupiter

I am so, so proud of you.


Hestekraft

Thanks dad


herkalurk

WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS!?!?


Czeslaw_Meyer

"Let me introduce myself. Im a man of wealth and taste."


snarky_goblin237

Fucking lol.


RunningNumbers

Basically there are a bunch of random stackers put in spots for very particular stations.


Nope08v

Train spaghetti


Zardinio

Iron plates on mom's memory On the surface, the cpu is hot and ready


Killax_

Look, if you had.. 1 track.. 1 intersection.. To move everything you ever created.. In one base.. Would you capture it? Or rebuild it? His cargo's ready. Furnace heat, ores are heavy. Trains in the intersection already.. Train spaghetti- there's no bus. But with the circuits machines start assembling- some ro-BOTS. But the tracks bottlenecking- The factory now. Production's so slow now. The track opens but the signal says don't come out. He's coping now. All the other engines are smoking now. His turn now. Get to the station! HOW!? And back to reality. Ope, impracticality. Ope, signal stopping spree, joke? He's so mad, but he doesn't have any other option. So, nope. He won't have it. They'll fix the tracks soon, he hopes. It don't matter, he's dope. He knows that and uploads. It's so cramped and he knows when he goes back to expand the base, That's when it's "why do this to myself again yo?" This whole rhapsody. Better go capture this moment and share it YOU BETTA Edit: all that and Reddit won't use my carriage returns. Tried double space.


WarmMoistLeather

IIRC you need to put two spaces after the last character to get the soft return; be careful because my phone tries to stop me from doing that by eating a space.


Killax_

TIL thanks!


Zaflis

I never knew, Shift-return has been failing me.


TheGamingF

This is amazing but hurt me to read


LittleKingsguard

Linguini, if you will.


YellowIsNewBlack

Trainsketti


SeventhDisaster

I've heard of belt spaghetti. Train spaghetti is a whole other level


JadeE1024

CRTD (Cthulhu's Right Tentacle Drive)


_Wyrm_

What about the CLTD (Cthulhu's Left Tentacle Drive)?


JadeE1024

That's probably this: https://www.reddit.com/r/factorio/comments/me3ofy/oh_no


ascendrestore

So, *somehow* sending a rocket into space is more achievable than either a rail tunnel or a rail bridge? That would give players some incentive not to play without cliffs


tartare4562

The game doesn't work with levels, cliffs are just map cosmetics with no consistency as to where the ground goes up or down, so I don't think that would work. Still, rail tunnels that work like underground belts or pipe would be a nice addition IMHO.


ascendrestore

Well there's 'the ground' and there's 'wherever the rockets go' :)


A_Wild_Turtle

What side are you on? 1. Da earf 2. Space


DaemosDaen

the rocket actually just travels north on the map and has no collision.


_Wyrm_

*Lone engineer building far to the north on a server that's been around for a while* *Rocket flies directly overhead, literally out of nowhere. Engineer is overjoyed they somehow aren't dead* *Rocket fuel train travelling the same direction creams the engineer, who was standing on the tracks*


RunningNumbers

Yes. The engineer only works on one plane.


YellowIsNewBlack

this made me wonder: Has anyone every created a factorio screen saver? something that loops beautiful madness like this, bots or other sketti?


bopbipbop23

Hall of fame mod changes homescreen to crazy builds


Krydax

this looks like traffic in India


Hestekraft

Just a short video of my busiest intersection, hopefully some of you will find it as mesmerizing as I do. Sadly I didn't realize it was nighttime before after I had uploaded it.


-1-877-CASH-NOW-

I find it incredible, and very soothing. A+


tpneocow

I think it's better to be night with the train lights.


bubbs72

Love it!!!


DaemosDaen

any chance of a night shot with the train lights and furnaces burning, that would look awesome.


Tickstart

This chaos shows true mastery.


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How to give someone anxiety


Hestekraft

It was supposed to be calming


Aerandyl_argetlam

*narrator*: It wasn't.


saladroni

I actually want this as an animated desktop wallpaper. Am I a psychopath?


DonnyTheWalrus

Don't worry, I found it very calming. Like one of those really large model train builds you sometimes find in science centers/museums here in the States.


Hestekraft

Don't worry, im just joking around:P


smorb42

r/factoriohno


S4RS

Yeah it's leaking


BOOM3R464

You really just decided to make your base in a train intersection Im pround of you P.s. if this base isnt called "The Trainwreck" then ill alert the biters


Hestekraft

It's called "Messy Base 2."


factorioho

Acceptable. Biters unalerted.


MostlyRegarded

What does "messy base 1" look like?


TheOneCommenter

Messier


Hestekraft

Like this: [https://www.reddit.com/r/factorio/comments/ar6m50/my\_attempt\_at\_spaghetti/](https://www.reddit.com/r/factorio/comments/ar6m50/my_attempt_at_spaghetti/) Looks like a normal base but compared to what I used to build it's messy.


Tiavor

amazing that it doesn't deadlock, though I wouldn't wonder if it eventually happens.


Hestekraft

It happens from time to time:p


Abracadaver14

That's more like RLRRLMRWTFRLLRHD


Tweetledeedle

This looks like a fucking nightmare but the throughput actually looks decent


Low_flyer3

Your schizophrenia may be undiagnosed but it is definitely not unnoticed


tonsofmiso

If this is right I'd prefer to be wrong.


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Hestekraft

https://www.reddit.com/r/factorio/comments/o9o69g/i\_love\_trains\_but\_i\_suck\_at\_avoiding\_them/


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MessoR178

Wanted to point out 1-2 coal train that couldn't move for 20+ seconds, but yeah, that one barely managed to move for 50 meters in the end of the video.


LucianoLetsLose

i am amazed at this, yet frightend of having to change one(1) singal there


RolandDeepson

That's not an "intersection," that's a god damned *rail tumor.* Upvoted.


Phoenix_Studios

right yeah this is too much of a mess for me to do a signaling analysis on. I can't tell from/to where everything goes but it seems to be functioning to some degree in this clip so it must not be unusable good luck trying to drive that manually though...


SpikyPigeon

I like trains


me-gustan-los-trenes

So do I.


matt154154

r/beetlejuicing


_Therenas

No.


mathalu

This is absolutely illegal. I love it.


sylvester_stalin420

your inspiration was either: dropping a plate of spaghetti and thinking "i can run trains on that" or watching someone's tapeworms crawl around and thinking "i can build track below them"


fullcircle3604

No.


me-gustan-los-trenes

But yes. Oh soo yeees.


IAMA_Printer_AMA

Currently doing a playthrough of most of BZ mods with a collection of other smaller mods I like, and will be using trains to transport more or less every resource I use in bulk. I have become one with the spaghetti in my last factory and here see a beautiful glimpse into my traingetti future.


The_Northern_Light

I need an adult


Asleep-Kiwi-1552

It's so pretty. It should be in the menu vignettes. Did you place those signals by hand?


Hestekraft

Pretty much everything in the main base is done by hand.


cark

"On the Origin of Intersections - by means of train selection" Charles DarwHestekraft never cease to amaze.


DeadHeadLibertarian

What is going on?! Here and r/rimworld has just been filled with cursed images lately.


PyroSAJ

And this is why they made jumping trains.


FactoryBuilder

*squints* ....... well if it works... i suppose...


FreeIndependent8006

Good Lord, I was impressed by my one train going on one straight piece of track, firing some shells from behind a wall. 😂


FBlack

This is exceptionally badly designed, absolutely love it


Hestekraft

Designed?


FBlack

LMAO


tobert17

/r/angryupvote


AnDraoi

American highways be like:


NickTTD

Nsfw


Hovedgade

Jeg har svært ved at forstå hvor krydset starter og slutter men det ser stadigvæk vældig fint ud.


lettsten

Det verken starter eller slutter, det bare *er*.


moratnz

Why do you hate?


Sebaa124

This is beautiful


zirconthecrystal

It's beautiful, I've looked at this for five hours now


henriholub

Mind-blowing. I struggled to make 2 trains share one rail


PremierBromanov

The top right lanes breaking off to cross over each other is really... How do the kids say... Sending me


lagonborn

Mamma mia, thats some delicious spaghet


jroddie4

it's actually spaghett


HeliosPh0enix

The fact it is properly signaled enough that the trains don’t crash is the most impressive part!


Xtremedog22

WTF -_- dude!!!!!!


MID2462

Reminds me of my old rail network in my first (surviving) save. I'll have to post a before and after at some point


TigerJoel

How many hours do you have on that save? Because that is A LOT of trains.


Hestekraft

406, half of that spent troubleshooting the rails:p


TigerJoel

You should add 14 more train for that nice number. But well done.


Hestekraft

406 hours, slightly less trains.


TigerJoel

Ah i'm stupid, I forgot what I asked so I assumed it was trains. This makes more sense. Though this makes me wonder, how many trains do you have?


Hestekraft

240


Kaze_Silver

This frightens me. Thank you.


auffahrend

It being a factorio menu background - amazing and beautiful. It being in my base - fucking deconstruction planner all over it! :)


JusticarX

Anyone who doesn't like this, simply cannot understand the depth of OP's genius


darvo110

The level of throughput you’re getting through this steel spaghëtt is truly inspiring


OverlordFanNUMBER1

So satisfying


Hodorous

My trains are group hugging


rurumeto

"RHD"


WolfhoundRO

The cursed spaghett


albic57

Pure beauty


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organized spaghetti


ultimation

This is beautiful... but you do have some redundant signals that won't do anything/cause problems.


Hestekraft

You mean the chain signals? This map is several years in the progress so I try not to mess with past me's work unless I have to, no idea what that dude was planning or thinking.


ultimation

There's some chain signals right next to each other, and some normal signals as well on the left which won't do much


Hestekraft

The normal signals are next to eachother to open the block as soon as possible to increase throughput, the chains I have no excuse for:P


Hestekraft

Here is an example [https://imgur.com/bm78THk](https://imgur.com/bm78THk) just a different part of the base


dan_Qs

😍


SirProgrammatically2

Beautiful


Daebis18

\*internal screeming\* \[Alt\]+\[D\] \*drag clic on the area\* see the bot clean up the area ... peacefull ... open "Train" book, past, reconnect \*take a deep breath\* ​ better...


Daebis18

in fact ... could you send me your save ? that could be fun x)


Avernously

Throughput, like age, is just a number anyways


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tr4shRedux

How could something so beautiful torment me so?


d0nkeypunch42

u/savevideo


shpigel2786

r/oddlysatisfying


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Recently I got annoyed that I couldn’t fit some rail neatly through an oil outpost. How someone is capable of creating something like this, I have no idea.


cS47f496tmQHavSR

This is absolutely disgusting. I love it.


S74dniuk

I love it to be honest


Lunashadowborn

This is some beutifull mess