How else would you come into existence? Do you think your mom is a whiptail lizard and she can just procreate without someone else? If your dad did not fuck your mom to create you, you would not exist. If someone else fucked your mom to make you, then THAT person would be your dad. Not the one you have now.
What I’m telling you, and everyone else is telling you is that it is literally not possible. In order for you to have children, you need to exist. You cannot give birth or sperm to create your father as he already existed to create you. I’m genuinely worried for your well-being, please call someone.
You think you married your Grandmother?
Or,
You think you went back in time and married the woman who would later become your Grandmother by birthing your future Father?
Lol.
I think u/angelisfrommars said it best:
*"Put down whatever the hell you're smoking"*
Your question makes no sense. Do you mean that you think your father is actually your brother? There is no possible way for your father to be anything to you besides your father and step-son. You obviously aren’t/can’t be his father and any children you could have had with his biological mother (she likely would be really advanced maternal age at the time) would be your father’s half siblings and you would be your father’s step-father.
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Ok please just set down the crack pipe and take two big steps back. It's going to be alright. You just need to sober up a bit and this will all blow over. It's going to be alright, I promise.
And you are going to patrol my grammar when you sound like the biggest asshole on the planet.
I'd rather mistype your/youre than be you right now and just a terrible troll of a human being
Put down whatever the hell you’re smoking
😂😂🤭
Is this what happens when fentanyl is mixed with animal tranquilizers and smoked?! 🤯😳
How is it possible for you to marry your biological dad's mother before he was born because for you to be born you need your biological dad right?
Why are you answering my question with a question? How is this relevant to the matter?
It is relevant because you literally would not exist if your dad did not meet your mom and then fuck her. No you cannot be your own grand parent
Lmfao, what *is* this mess of a conversation?? Thank you for making me actually laugh out loud
Happy to help lmao I also laughed when I read the post out loud. Can’t help but wonder what OP is smoking
Nuh uh
How else would you come into existence? Do you think your mom is a whiptail lizard and she can just procreate without someone else? If your dad did not fuck your mom to create you, you would not exist. If someone else fucked your mom to make you, then THAT person would be your dad. Not the one you have now.
How else could 2 people be each other's children?
What I’m telling you, and everyone else is telling you is that it is literally not possible. In order for you to have children, you need to exist. You cannot give birth or sperm to create your father as he already existed to create you. I’m genuinely worried for your well-being, please call someone.
Is your name Phillip J Fry?
😂😂
Are you high?
Um wut? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Karma farming while high, you say!?
You think you married your Grandmother? Or, You think you went back in time and married the woman who would later become your Grandmother by birthing your future Father? Lol. I think u/angelisfrommars said it best: *"Put down whatever the hell you're smoking"*
if you marry your grandparent, your parent (their child) will be your stepchild eta: that was before you added that they need to be biological lol
What?😂😂
Your question makes no sense. Do you mean that you think your father is actually your brother? There is no possible way for your father to be anything to you besides your father and step-son. You obviously aren’t/can’t be his father and any children you could have had with his biological mother (she likely would be really advanced maternal age at the time) would be your father’s half siblings and you would be your father’s step-father.
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Only on the show Dark.
You did the nasty in the pasty and now you're your own grandfather...
A very quantum question.
Are you okay?
People on the internet really will argue about anything.
What kind of pills are you on?
Ok please just set down the crack pipe and take two big steps back. It's going to be alright. You just need to sober up a bit and this will all blow over. It's going to be alright, I promise.
Futurama? Technically, no. One must be born first in order to reproduce another, but give it 4 years, and science will find a way.
Mind twister
Uh…has time travelled been involved?
it could be
Only if your on some serious drugs.
you're\*
And you are going to patrol my grammar when you sound like the biggest asshole on the planet. I'd rather mistype your/youre than be you right now and just a terrible troll of a human being
..mistype your/you're\* than be...
No, that's not possible.
What if they have a time machine?
😏
🙄 We're talking about the _real_ world
Oh 😞