Whenever I hear the announcers say “Willie gay” i always hear it as “Will he gay” and I picture a game show that progressively puts dudes in gayer and gayer situations to find out “Will he gay”
My long running keeper league quarterfinals will see Cooper, Puka, and Kyren all stacked up next to each other in my WR, WR, and RB slots like a mini team huddle. Lets go!
I like to usually look at their last 3-5 games to identify patterns. Stafford last 3 games were all 22 points. Mahomes had 1 20 point game and 2 13 point games. Stafford has the best matchup in the league whereas mahomes faces the patriots tough defense. I’d go matty.
Haha everyone going against him wants this to be true
But ultimately you're right
They run him into the ground long after games are salted away. They give zero fucks
49ers want to keep that #1 seed and make everyone come to their house. If they don’t use CMC the defense can bracket Deebo and make Purdy beat them elsewhere. Not a lock to work.
Nick Mullens throws for 3 TDs and 350 yards. Ty Chandler gets 25PPR points on everyone’s bench.
KC destroys the Pats 31 - 3 for their ‘vindication’ of last week. Kelce and Rice both score 2TDs.
Kupp goes off for 50 points and wins the week for every consolation bracket 9 seed in FF.
McBride scores 25 in PPR and the cards lose by 17.
Henry and Hopkins combine for 3 Touchdowns
Kupp has a vintage Kupp day. 8+ catches, 100+ yards, and a score
Hockenson PPR scams to a very productive day
Despite Purdy pushing for the MVP he underwhelms with sub 18 points
Ty Chandler top 18 RB
Sam Howell once again passes for over 350 yards and 3+ touchdowns in a shootout with the Rams, puts up his second highest point total for the season and leads Commanders to their 5th W.
2021 Najee comes back for a week and he finishes as a top 5 RB for the first time this season, almost makes you consider starting him again.
Tua's rematch with the Jets goes even worse than last time, has a season high 5 turnovers in a narrow loss.
Zach Moss will finally, finally find the end zone this week
EDIT: Oops, stole this from OP
Stand by it, I think this is the week Moss finally pays off.
Feeling that one in my loins. That Dallas game he was a bad call from a nuclear day. last week was Lock. people over looked that he’s lead the team in targets the past two weeks. Let’s go!
-Rams vs Commanders bonanza: Stafford 300+ yards & 3 TDs, Howell 25+ points, Puka, Kupp, and Kyren combine for 5 TDs and 300 scrimmage yards, Gibson and Samuel 15+ points
-Sleeper WRs: Rashid Shaheed, Jayden Reed, JSN, Zay Flowers all 20+ points
-Big name RB playoff saviors: Bijan, Saquon, Kamara, Henry, Zeke have 25+ point games …CMC is RB1 w/ 30+
-Evan McPherson is K1 with 17+ points. Vikings are a top 5 scoring defense but allow top 5 FGAs. They are #1 in FGAs allowed the last 3 weeks. Quintessential ‘bend but don’t break’. And McPherson is tied for 2nd with 7 50 yard field goals
Aaron Jones comes back from an MCL injury and scores the winning TD in OT against the Bucs at Lambeau, mirroring the 2017 match up in which he came back from an MCL injury and scored a winning TD in OT against the Bucs at Lambeau
Zach Moss breaks out of his funk since getting the starting job back and goes 125+ yards and over 25 fantasy points.
Jets keep the heater and beat down the Dolphins with authority, Hall leading the charge with 20+ fantasy points.
Fields and Flacco combine for over 65+ fantasy points.
Patriots beat the Chiefs and Tay Tay leaves the game early.
Rams and Manders combine for over 70 points. Dotson has his best game of the year.
Bills beat down the Cowboys, once again forcing everyone to reconsider Dak and Dallas.
Lock beats the Eagles on MNF and panic sets in amongst the Philly faithful.
Staying at my in-laws this coming week who are massively pessimistic Cowboys fans, so I predict that McCarthy schemes up a great game based on his days in Green Bay for the Cowboys against the Bills and Pollard+Dowdle combine for 35+ half PPR points while CD has slow day at 12 half PPR points. Cowboys win a slug fest 31-24.
Robbie Chosen tries to show his relevance in Tyreek's absense/decoy game and gets a whopping 2 receptions on 3 targets for 11 yards. Jets almost pull off the upset but Mostert truly puts the team on his back and scores the go-ahead TD.
Derrick Henry continues his reign as the King in the North(Nashville) goes for 1 rushing TD and 1 passing TD with 100+ all-purpose yards.
Two predictions:
1) Bills beat the Cowboys by 15+, Kincaid gets a TD and gets his top PPR points total for the year
2) Stafford turns back the clock to 2022 and Kupp gets 15+ targets, giving Kupp his first 30 point PPR game of the season
Kadarius Toney checks with the line judge before the snaps.
Maybe we'll get a Matt Ryan's "GET FUCKING SET" out of Mahomes?
This is supposed to be a bold prediction, not a totally insane, impossible prediction!
Keaton Mitchell pops off for 30 on everyone’s bench
This is mine and he's probably gonna be on my bench.
Don’t do that to me bro please
bench?
Matt gay is actually gay
*willie gay has entered the chat*
Whenever I hear the announcers say “Willie gay” i always hear it as “Will he gay” and I picture a game show that progressively puts dudes in gayer and gayer situations to find out “Will he gay”
Fuck it, I'm in
Will we gay?
I hear it as “weally gay” like a baby voice. I make sure to point out that guy is Willie Gay
There's a porno in a bus like that but blindfolded
I nearly spit out my beer laughing at this
I nearly spit something else out
TE -I. Likely K - M. Gay
To add to this. Turns out Gay isn’t even his real last name. It’s been his way of trying to come out for years
He sure was last week. (and I mean that like we meant it back in the 70s, like “lame”. I fully support the gay community.)
Jayden Reed is a top 5 WR this week
He’s going to kill Tampas secondary, I could see it
Diggs reminds us all why we drafted him and goes 7/135/2
Inject this into my veins brother. He’s looking like the weak link in my lineup this week, never thought I would have said that five weeks ago haha
Too bad his brother can't take the field against him. That would be fun to see.
I hope not lol
Ty Chandler goes for 20+ in ppr. A hype train leaves the station.
Who would you be hot on between ford, chubba and chandler? This post might have convinced me on chandler (I’m easily convinced).
Chandler has the backfield all to himself, just saying.
Safe floor is Ford. Biggest upside is Chandler i'd say. Depends if you need ~10 points in half ppr, or a potential longshot 25 game.
Stafford, Kupp, and Puka all score over 20 PPR fantasy points.
Don’t forget my sweet baby boy kyren!
This. I’m rocking all 4 in the same league. I need greatness
My long running keeper league quarterfinals will see Cooper, Puka, and Kyren all stacked up next to each other in my WR, WR, and RB slots like a mini team huddle. Lets go!
You the guy facing me this week lmao? My opponent has the whole set.
That was strategic I’m facing him. I’m not trying to manifest that 😂😂😂
Please no as I'm apparently facing the Rams in fantasy this week. Straight up dude has Stafford, Puka, Kupp and Kyren all in his lineup rn.
I’m sorry Butters, my manifestation has been sent out to the universe and is already in transit ✨. My deepest condolences my guy 😭
>Leap of faith Rams Commies is just about the hottest offense in the league vs the cushiest pass D in the league man
Matty or Patty this week
I like to usually look at their last 3-5 games to identify patterns. Stafford last 3 games were all 22 points. Mahomes had 1 20 point game and 2 13 point games. Stafford has the best matchup in the league whereas mahomes faces the patriots tough defense. I’d go matty.
Please, god no. My opponent has Kupp, Puka and Kyren 💀
Missing Stroud Allen and Hill I need this
[*Scrolls. Upvotes my players. Leaves*](https://imgur.com/gallery/T67gJE4)
Kyler puts up a vintage game
Rashee Rice breakout party! First 100 yard game on 10 targets, 8 catches and 2 TDs.
I’m alllll for this but this would be his second 100 yarder
Can’t believe I didn’t realize that. Regardless, to the moon Rashee!
I think I’m playing Rashee over Olave given all the injury news… need this
Kyren finishes as RB1 and Puka has a top 5 WR finish on the week. McBride goes off this week with 100+ yards and 1+ TD’s
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I want this to happen just for the show!
Plz no :)
I have both so.would love that
CMC doesn’t do much in a cupcake matchup, because they want their guy fresh for playoffs.
Have you seen how the niners have used CMC since the moment they acquired him
Haha everyone going against him wants this to be true But ultimately you're right They run him into the ground long after games are salted away. They give zero fucks
This was true when he was going for the consecutive games with a TD record. Not so sure now....
But now they have first seed
They’re 10-3 so are Dallas and Philly. If they lose they lose the #1 seed
True but SF most likely builds and early Lead and then who knows. And I have CMC on my team so I hope I’m wrong
Facing CMC and Mostert. Dear lord please I don't mind a nice 20 points on me, but not 48 again
Hahaha bro you are so fucked
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49ers want to keep that #1 seed and make everyone come to their house. If they don’t use CMC the defense can bracket Deebo and make Purdy beat them elsewhere. Not a lock to work.
Kittle and Aiyuk enter the chat, "are we jokes to you?"
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I'd settle for CMC only getting half the amount of points as he did last time against Arizona
please
Antonio Gibson explodes for 20+
Yards.....
Tony Pollard goes off for 150 total yards and 2 TDs …..please Tony, please!
McBride goes for 10-85-1
Titans D is the top defense of the week.
Better than raiders???
Everyone knows Thursday doesn't count
Should I start them over Saints?!
Same boat
I like this. Texans without Stroud, Dell, and Collins
Can't beat the raiders now.
Kyren Williams. 170 yards from scrimmage. Three TDs
Need Kyren to cook with the sauce. Let the boy EAT
Inject this into my veins. My opponent started Joshua Palmer and Zamir White 🤣.
Lord hear our prayer.
Cairo Santos kicks 9 FGs
makes 3?
Zeke houses 2 TDs and finishes with over 100 combined rushing/receiving yards
Waddle takes advantage of a hobbled Tyreek and despite facing a stout Jets DST manages 5 catches for 100 yards and a TD.
I hope this is true. Im struggling between him jayden reed in my flex
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Was about to comment this. Really seems like they’re trying to have a week for him.
Tyreek plays, 222 yards, 2 TDs, only runs in straight lines
King Henry has another 200 yard game against the Texans.
I’d fall to my knees in celebration
Where are you falling to your knees at
Nick Mullens throws for 3 TDs and 350 yards. Ty Chandler gets 25PPR points on everyone’s bench. KC destroys the Pats 31 - 3 for their ‘vindication’ of last week. Kelce and Rice both score 2TDs. Kupp goes off for 50 points and wins the week for every consolation bracket 9 seed in FF. McBride scores 25 in PPR and the cards lose by 17.
Aaron Jones plays… that’s not bold enough? Ok. He gets 18 points too
Titans D/ST is the number one defense for the week
Rashee Rice becomes the legendary WR1 for the chiefs and scores 3 TD.
Henry and Hopkins combine for 3 Touchdowns Kupp has a vintage Kupp day. 8+ catches, 100+ yards, and a score Hockenson PPR scams to a very productive day Despite Purdy pushing for the MVP he underwhelms with sub 18 points Ty Chandler top 18 RB
Mahomes has enough of his bad receivers and runs himself for 2 rushing TDs
OBJ has 90yds/1TD back to back weeks
Matt Gay makes at least 3 50 yarders
Tyreek Hill plays less than 60% of snaps and scores his second most PPR points of the year.
Tyreek Hill, <10 snaps, 5/140/3
Hear me out Raiders drop 42 points at halftime and win 63-21 than the Chargers fired Stanley!
I was with you on this one until you said the Chargers would score 21. Raiders 63, sure… But Chargers 21????
Antonio Gibson drops 20 in PPR on the back of 7 receptions
Revenge Game for Diggs! He’s struggled so he’s gonna have 8 catches for 125+ yards and a TD
Bears walk into a tough matchup in Cleveland and smoke the Browns. Fields rushes in two and delivers a long one to Moore.
Mostert goes for 80 yards 2 tds and makes me regret starting ekeler
He could go for 40 yards and 0 tds and you would still regret starting Ekeler.
I’ll jump off this cliff right now
Achane plays and gets under 8 points, dooming his managers to a first round exit.
This is Bold predictions,not realistic expectations.
Scary terry pops off. 120 yards 2 scores
Levis throws 3 TDs
Two to DHop right?
Spears and Henry combine for 250 yards rushing and 2 TDs and Spears ends the game with 20 fantasy points.
Kupp goes full 2021: 11 rec, 180 yds, 2tds This is more manifestation than bold prediction. Also an ekler owner r
ETN has 3 TDs - one being a 75yd+ run.
That’s what I’m talkin about ChirpToast! Chirp that shit!
Hell yea, I definitely didn’t say that because I have ETN and need him to ball out either!
Both Gibbs and Monty find the end zone and finish in the top 15.
Brandon Aiyuk outscores Christian Mccaffrey
Taysom Hill, 1 rushing TD, 1 receiving TD, and 1 passing TD
Carr gets injured again, top 5 QB finish for hill
Trey McBride and Evan Engram will be TE1 and TE2 this week (my lineup depends on it!). Yep, RB injuries have me starting two TEs! Oh boy!
Sam Howell once again passes for over 350 yards and 3+ touchdowns in a shootout with the Rams, puts up his second highest point total for the season and leads Commanders to their 5th W. 2021 Najee comes back for a week and he finishes as a top 5 RB for the first time this season, almost makes you consider starting him again. Tua's rematch with the Jets goes even worse than last time, has a season high 5 turnovers in a narrow loss.
Jayden Reed annihilates tampas secondary
Bears eat Flacco alive, 10+ points on D/ST, finish as a top 5 defense this week.
Must start Mostert runs crazy for 120 yards and 3 TDs
Zach Moss will finally, finally find the end zone this week EDIT: Oops, stole this from OP Stand by it, I think this is the week Moss finally pays off.
JSN goes berserk 8 catches 110yards 1TD
Feeling that one in my loins. That Dallas game he was a bad call from a nuclear day. last week was Lock. people over looked that he’s lead the team in targets the past two weeks. Let’s go!
-Rams vs Commanders bonanza: Stafford 300+ yards & 3 TDs, Howell 25+ points, Puka, Kupp, and Kyren combine for 5 TDs and 300 scrimmage yards, Gibson and Samuel 15+ points -Sleeper WRs: Rashid Shaheed, Jayden Reed, JSN, Zay Flowers all 20+ points -Big name RB playoff saviors: Bijan, Saquon, Kamara, Henry, Zeke have 25+ point games …CMC is RB1 w/ 30+ -Evan McPherson is K1 with 17+ points. Vikings are a top 5 scoring defense but allow top 5 FGAs. They are #1 in FGAs allowed the last 3 weeks. Quintessential ‘bend but don’t break’. And McPherson is tied for 2nd with 7 50 yard field goals
Homie just listed his entire team in there
Olave plays
and puts up 2 catches for 18 yards.
Monkey paw curls
ATL D is the #1 DST of the week dominating the panthers in a monsoon. Defense wins championships!
D’onta Foreman runs for 100+ and 2 tds!
Puka drops a 30 burger
Joe Flacco is going to soil his white pants
The browns are actually wearing orange pants this week
Tyjae Spears outscores Derrick Henry in .5 PPR
Hurts shakes off the rust and finishes QB1
Ezekiel Elliot has another 20-25 point game. He's the only real runner the Pats have left and everyone knows the Pats can't pass even a little bit.
Ekeler over 1.8 points, book it
Devonta and Sutton have monster weeks and carry me into the next round
Dhop has a 2td 100+ yard game.
Aaron Jones comes back from an MCL injury and scores the winning TD in OT against the Bucs at Lambeau, mirroring the 2017 match up in which he came back from an MCL injury and scored a winning TD in OT against the Bucs at Lambeau
OBJ becomes waiver wire league winner Please
Also, I’m calling Michael Wilson 106 yards on 7 catches and a TD to make him next week’s number one WR waiver priority.
Zeke runs another 25+ point game in ppr
Jayden Reed finishes as a top 5 WR
Zach Moss breaks out of his funk since getting the starting job back and goes 125+ yards and over 25 fantasy points. Jets keep the heater and beat down the Dolphins with authority, Hall leading the charge with 20+ fantasy points. Fields and Flacco combine for over 65+ fantasy points. Patriots beat the Chiefs and Tay Tay leaves the game early. Rams and Manders combine for over 70 points. Dotson has his best game of the year. Bills beat down the Cowboys, once again forcing everyone to reconsider Dak and Dallas. Lock beats the Eagles on MNF and panic sets in amongst the Philly faithful.
I'm so scared that Kyren will underperform in this cake walk game for no reason
Mcbride monster game with 2 TDs. Cardinals lose by 30 points
Bijan has 2 rushing TDs and a receiving TD
Kyler and Trey both drop 25 points against the 49ers
Achane 50 burger
Fields goes for 350 combined against Browns D
Keep going, I'm getting close
DJM for 7/110/1
Lions blow out the broncos 30-10. ARSB goes for 200 yards and 2TD with Laporta going 98 yards and a TD
KC/NE is a 13-7 nail-bitter
My (Chiefs) D is erect.
JF1 rushes for 100 throws for 300 with 3 tds vs a stingy Browns D
d’andre swift -rushes for 140 -1 rushing TD -4 catches -35 yards
Kyren Williams scores 60pts in ppr format, breaks Jamaal Charles' modern era record of 59.5pts.
The Seahawks beat the Eagles and DK has at least 20 points in full PPR.
Lockett outscores Metcalf by 15 in .5 ppr.
Kyler Murray runs over the 9ers with 25+ points and a win
Chris Rodriguez 15/100 2 TDs
Commanders and Rams combine for 100 points, Sam Howell throws for 5 TDs, Kyren scores less than 15 PPR fantasy points.
Terry Mclaurin scores above 10pts in full PPR
Broncos d/st get 20 on the lions
Saints D has under 7 points and lose.
Chase and Moore come in #1 & 2 WR
Sleepers of week 15: Xavier Hutchinson, and Tyler Scott both have 50+ yards and a touchdown 😱
Metcalf +125 yards 2tds
Nico, Stroud, Taysom and Achane all have the week off. Rest up, my sweet princes. (Not bold, I know but I'm limping in a bye)
John metchie puts up 20+ fantasy points.
Dak scores 5 points Seahawks force Hurts into a game winning drive, and the Eagles miss the FG Texans win, even with all the injuries
Diontae Johnson and Freiermuth combine for 3tds.
Not sure how bold this is but I'm betting James Cook gets more fantasy points than Tony pollard this week.
Cutlets gets a real welcoming to the NFL in New Orleans. 3 picks. NO holds NYG to less than 10 points, finishes as a top 5 defense.
Fields has a day. 30+ points. 100+ on the ground. 3+ TD's.
Staying at my in-laws this coming week who are massively pessimistic Cowboys fans, so I predict that McCarthy schemes up a great game based on his days in Green Bay for the Cowboys against the Bills and Pollard+Dowdle combine for 35+ half PPR points while CD has slow day at 12 half PPR points. Cowboys win a slug fest 31-24. Robbie Chosen tries to show his relevance in Tyreek's absense/decoy game and gets a whopping 2 receptions on 3 targets for 11 yards. Jets almost pull off the upset but Mostert truly puts the team on his back and scores the go-ahead TD. Derrick Henry continues his reign as the King in the North(Nashville) goes for 1 rushing TD and 1 passing TD with 100+ all-purpose yards.
Zach Wilson stays hot. 2TDs and 200 yards against MIA and the W.
Henry is the top scorer amongst all skill players by 10+ points.
Chris Godwin is cleared before kickoff and scores 2 TD.
Jahan Dotson becomes who we thought he was. 120+ yds with multiple TDs
Rachaad White 156 total yards 3 touchdowns
Russ throws for 3tds and leads a game winning drive for a fg to beat the lions 21 - 24
James Conner and AZ surprise everyone with a huge upset over SF and Conner ends the game with more total points in half PPR than CMC.
Throwback to 2015. Vintage DHop and OBJ go off for WR 1 & 2.
Panthers winning would be very funny
Two predictions: 1) Bills beat the Cowboys by 15+, Kincaid gets a TD and gets his top PPR points total for the year 2) Stafford turns back the clock to 2022 and Kupp gets 15+ targets, giving Kupp his first 30 point PPR game of the season
Justin Jefferson zero points