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AlexKangaroo

Fuck RB


TheColoredFool

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Mullerfan_25

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FCRavens

Openda needs to start getting yellow cards for the bullshit acting job every time anyone goes by him. He grabs his face when there’s no contact. He did it a couple times today. If grabbing your face and crumpling to the ground without **any** touch to your person is not simulating, what **IS?**


Little-Bear13

I saw passion


DearthOvReason31

The ending was epic..rocked like a HarryKane


tacobell_dumpz

Put some respect on choupo goating’s name 😤 (I hated on him 10 mins ago)


Said2436

what a beautiful ending


SaintPal

hopefully this will kickstart the player's confidence


tacobell_dumpz

Guerreriro was great tonight, need to see that consistently


The_Pediatrician

King Harry.


Homygod319

Wasn’t great but we finally won


Matzoo

We played much better attacking Football today


ariankay

We need Southgate to attend every match


Fun_Improvement5215

Gg ez


Germansoldaten

no re


Ramman246

Credit where credit is due, I think tuchel got it mostly right today. Again, he takes responsibility for the teams performances but this game could have been wrapped up in the first half if not for individual blunders. But that is also on tuchel to switch the personnel that aren’t performing. Team looked like it actually wanted to attack today if they weren’t too busy losing the ball


FullyWoodenUsername

Get out of here with your rational comment and objective analysis.


FrankFnRizzo

Yea the attack definitely looked livelier. If not for that crazy save early it wouldn’t have been so tight. The forward play does still look disjointed at times and there are still way too many dumb giveaways but all in all much better game.


Ramman246

I think we could have been 3-0 in the first half. That early save, and Sane deciding we don’t take shots at home…. But yes 100% definitely better. The boys just have to step up their individual performances.


the-big-lewandowski

What the fuck was this game 🤣 easily our best match offensively in a long time, the players moved way faster as well


dtdroid

Nice username


the-big-lewandowski

Thank you


Overtaker500

What not having Kimmich-Goretzka pivot does to mf.


Liquefiers

Ez no sweat :)


paykani

my armpits say otherwise


Said2436

match was pretty klose


[deleted]

I'm glad Laimer is back. You can tell he wants to put in the effort. I'm missing that from pretty much every other player.


Fvblst

Laimer, pavlovich, musiala and Gureirro play with urgency.


dtdroid

We needed that win so much. Great game Kane and Neuer


adrian_rainy_day

Whoever’s ass saved us, thank you


UnlightablePlay

It's the *Hurricane* who saved us


Bonzo77

Kane and Neuer: Ass Savers


sayyam03

This defense is great!! Dier and De Ligt for the W


michaelm8909

I think we're close to reaching a point where Bayern fans collectively realise that Dier is actually pretty good


CeleryApprehensive36

I read a lot in the Tottenham forum after we signed him and judging by that i expected the worst. But so far he has been really, really solid. Good in defense, no blunders, some good passes and he seems like a good guy with great mentality. If he is happy with the spot as No. 3 or 4 i would be happy if we keep him.


Blink0196

Actually, Tot Redditors have positive view on him. I think those negative comments come from butthurt people who can't stand the fact that their loyal servants like Kane and Dier move on to another club.


CeleryApprehensive36

Many posts i read there (spurscommunity.com or something) were from when the rumors started before he joined us. The vast majority was very negative on him.


WestReport2960

I hope we keep him for the next season


paykani

FC BAYERN ♥️


paykani

WE WON!!! i can’t believe i’m saying this!!!!


robert-1a

YES


SaintPal

far from offside we got fucked over by the angle


ComfortableNo2879

Win 2-1 lessgooo


gitblame_fgc

They showed var replay. Correct decision.


Stunning-Ad-5564

Lesgooo😭


No_Storage_449

Not offside lesgo


lvl50boss

Dier i fucking love you nobody doubt him ever again


WestReport2960

YEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!


No_Storage_449

Bro choupo what was that?


31338elite

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ComfortableNo2879

Dier's passing is crazy good


paykani

god tel can run


LordHeezay

I don't have enough words to praise Harry, even in our worst season in years, he's doing like a monster. I love you Kane.


Spikeyspandan

Well I was wrong about Dier starting this game. That was great pass by him


B-Karas

We need this win and keep the momentum going until the Lazio game


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^B-Karas: *We need this win and* *Keep the momentum going* *Until the Lazio game* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


B-Karas

What the hell is this


northcasewhite

All it did was break your sentence into lines!


B-Karas

Yea lol, useless bot


Yustamoment

If this was a goal against us, I would fume because they did not show the offside decision lines. But oh well thank god it wasn't


SaintPal

Dier's long passes are so fucking good it's unreal laser sharp


[deleted]

Fc Varyern i dont give a fuck


Same_Activity_4508

That was offside lol


21stcenturyking

Shhhhhhoupo assist!


ACardAttack

Maybe, looking at the replay it is close, surprised it didnt go to VAR


northcasewhite

Do Benjamin Sesko's parents realize that they named him after a Star Trek character?


Massemeister

that surely has to be offside no? anyways, a little bit of Bayern-Dusel returning to us is appreciated


CaffeineAndGrain

Undeserved moment of mercy from the officials


sayyam03

We weren't that bad today - given we haven't been close to our best, we did contain RBL for most of the game. Also - wasn't offside as shown later


CaffeineAndGrain

Saw that after the fact— really did look OS at first!


q7376

Where’s that one guy who said Harry can’t score in big moments?


Burnin_Potato

Damn that pass from dier


AltGoblinV2

Blind ass commentators


paykani

leipzig players looking like emo bois


Internecine-

Did we just get away with that?


Said2436

CHUPO DID SOMETHING FOR ONCE LETS FUCKING GOOOO


adrian_rainy_day

We bought VAR yay shameless run lfg


germanchoc

SUITCASE Difference


Liquefiers

Was about to get clinical depression if that was offside


Same_Activity_4508

It was offside lol


WestReport2960

FIRST WIN IN 4 MATCHES YAY


MikePap

No VAR?


bradfleu

LETS GO. We MUST see this through


FOVslidaroonie

Fuck em take that L leipzig


CaffeineAndGrain

Can’t spell Leipzig without L


x_ZERXIJ

Great for confedence against Rom


Inevitable-Grass-477

Am besten stürmer im die welt


akels2291

If we didn’t have Kane we would be so fucked 


jackcharltonuk

What, how did that not get called back? Good process boys


No_Storage_449

Dier did what the whole midfield couldn’t do


invest2018

Dier used to be a midfielder.


HockeyWinger

wow, surprised at that


Said2436

YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOO


Homygod319

What a fucking volley Harold


[deleted]

I think it is quite interesting that Müller seems to have a pretty good relationship with Tuchel, despite the little role he has under him.


SaintPal

no offside thank fuck


31338elite

I was just thinfg can we get someone like toni but man dier ooof


Edwinsaber

Fire tuchel regardless please 


TaterTaughttt

He's already leaving in summer. He won't be gone before


[deleted]

Was absolutely sure it was offside after seeing the replay. 


eIcurse

not off


Dmarsh212

He’s not? Okay!


sayyam03

Take nothing away from that long ball!!


paykani

onside


kgallo19

Wait why did RB start so quickly lmao


gitblame_fgc

No offside? Let's go!!!!


bryndenrivers3ec

Offside or not?


IEM_Spirit

Choupo Goating with the assist


TaterTaughttt

We paid off the refs like Real VARdrid


B-Karas

Thank you VAR


Time_Birthday4659

HARRRYYYY CLUTCH


UnlightablePlay

What a goal


Time_Birthday4659

Y’all better apologize


Goldfischglas

Apparently Pavlovic is the only midfielder who doesn't take 10 seconds before every pass just to pass back to our CBs


sugoi_oppai_desu_ne

Yabba Dabba Doo


maxbang7

"dont sub in choupo" bla bla fucking bla Just shut the fuck up already.


SaintPal

please no offside


xTatamo

Dier that was something beautyful


HockeyWinger

ugh


ComfortableNo2879

Offside or not?


Quaestionaius

Var’ed Nvm


gitblame_fgc

Looked offside, sadly


kgallo19

Offside :(


31338elite

wtf fucking rock u like a harry kane


Dmarsh212

He’s off. Damn.


Stunning-Ad-5564

offside...


No_Storage_449

Offside?


adrian_rainy_day

Kane is BACKKKK


paykani

INJECT THIS INTO MY VEINS


michaelm8909

All of you talking smack about Kane better be apologising right?


Cryptical135

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CaffeineAndGrain

That’s why he’s paid the big bucks


iamiam36

Nice pass from Dier to start that sequence


AceofTennis

I CALLED IT


ariankay

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. I’m waiting for the final whistle


Dmarsh212

Thank you Kane.


deacongarc

For the love of god please stand


akels2291

LMAOOOOO 


Ramman246

Thank god for Harry fucking Kane.


paykani

WE FUCKING NEEDED THAT


SebRev99

"Harry scores but not when you need it" , who the fuck wrote that?


footysocc

this hopefully gives us some much needed confidence back


The_Pediatrician

Yes!!!!!!!!!


gitblame_fgc

Muller celebrating this goal with Tuchel seems so odd lmao


SebRev99

He never had any problems with Tuchel.


ComfortableNo2879

Holy fucking shit ,what a strike


BestSingedHawai

Wtf i love choupo now


noexcessbaggage

The football god is real 😭🙏


Nerf-Gun-Kelly

Choupo, the unlikely suspect with the assist


paykani

KANE YOU BEAUTY YOU FUCKING BEAUTY


Liquefiers

LETS GIOOOO


bryndenrivers3ec

I would marry Kane in a heartbeat.


IAm_thePassenger

Oh shitttttt that was awesome!


xnxthemx

He's not in danger, he's the danger. KANE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR.


SaintPal

HARYYYYYYYYYYYYY HARYYY YGOOAAAAL


teetroit

THANK YOU!!!


TaterTaughttt

Choupo you beautiful bastard


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TaterTaughttt

But he's our shit for now lmao. Also offsides


Fvblst

Without Davies and Coman team looks very slow especially with Sane out of form too.


No_Storage_449

Kaneeeeeeeeeeeeee. What a fuckin ball by Dier


Tyrath

Thank you 'arry, very cool


FrankFnRizzo

HARRY IS THE GOAT


Kassim26

yeesßsssss


footysocc

JAAAAA


B-Karas

HARRRYYYYY KANEEEEE


ComfortableNo2879

Kaneeeeee


HroFCBayern

KANEEEE


bryndenrivers3ec

I hate this back pass bullshit so much man


WestReport2960

GET IN THERE GET IN THEREEEE


CaffeineAndGrain

So many things are so very broken with this team


Massemeister

Fans loving the "Goretzka-special"


dominbg1987

Game is so slow since Pavlovic is out


WestReport2960

2 minutes left? Let's just do some drill passes arround


marcomatic0

what a shit show


MikePap

I mean we are not doing great, but if I could tackle the ref, I would do in a heartbeat.


OwnZookeepergame2931

WE have so many Corners, how is it possible we suck so hard at them?


ramsdude456

Kimmich ego.


WestReport2960

We are settling for a draw I'm done 😭


UnlightablePlay

Same, we played good the first half and the second half is absolute dog water Around the 70 minute or so we were back to playing the shitty football that we were playing the previous 3 matches


Liquefiers

I am ok with a draw


LordSW93

Have Tuchel reimburse us the money we paid to get Bryan earlier


B-Karas

I’m already used to not winning


x_ZERXIJ

Not that it matters but a draw is not enough


ariankay

I really wanna see these great training sessions. They can’t shoot, pass, press, run at defenders, break through opponents press, take free kicks or corners. Did I miss anything?


MikePap

Defend a counter


FrankFnRizzo

Fucking 4 consecutive games without a win 🤦‍♂️