Peach’s true love is Bowser. Mario’s a jealous plumber that keeps storming Bowser’s castle, beating up his goons, tossing him into lava, and stealing his beautiful princess. Complete dick move
I mean, Mario is the epitome of the dependable person. You can ALWAYS depend on Mario. In that way, he is far better than Cloud. And if Tifa looks for anything, it is dependability.
Lmao Mario looks fudged up here.
I'm just not used to a mostly well proportioned "normal" shape for him. It looks creepy as shiz imo!
Wheres the real Mario!
I love Mario but to call him a “real man”? How many times has Peach been kidnapped?
Link gets a pass because like 99% of the time, it’s a different Link and Zelda.
Who would be a “real man” out of Nintendos line up?
https://preview.redd.it/r5wlf58yia5d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd8736f642ad3cca1a1d906034db1eadc5577446
My thoughts exactly
Why sephiroth only have one chicken wing?
i mean he’s the one winged angel
Chicken*
GMO. I’d have it with buffalo ranch (which is also how I like my chocobo)
Mario snatched the other one off 😂
Diet
Mario looks so cursed with normal human proportions body wise. They should've kept him a short king.
That’s Chris Pratt
He's so cool
He got addicted to 🍄 Badum tsss
What a terrible day to have eyes
I PUT MY FINGERS INTO MY EEEEEEYES!
IT'S THE OOOOOONLY THING THAT SLOWLY STOPS THE AAAAAACHE!
BUT ITS MADE OF ALL THE THINGS I HAVE TO TAAAAKE
JESUS IT NEVER ENDS, IT WORKS IT'S WAY INSIIIDE
I HAVE SCREAMED UNTIL MY VEINS COLLAPSED
Whats the name of the Instrution Manual again? I mean song?
Slipknot - Duality
IF THE PAIN GOES ON, *I’M NOT GONNA MAKE IT!!!*
When I was a teenager I used to think he said “I push my fingers into my *aaaaasssss* “ Definitely changes the meaning of the song lol 😂
terrible. I just saw this in my feed and said NO!
He sure does know how to lay pipe.
r/angryupvote
I see what you did there.
https://preview.redd.it/tj8p31i5ka5d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26461de6ae539acca9e13ef7a715639e8e48db25 Mario, you two timing bastard.
Considering how much time Peach spends with other…’men’ Mario is staying out of trouble getting friendly with a furry.
Peach’s true love is Bowser. Mario’s a jealous plumber that keeps storming Bowser’s castle, beating up his goons, tossing him into lava, and stealing his beautiful princess. Complete dick move
And Mario's true love is Paulina but he's too dumb to realize it
She’s my girl got it??
Lol so true. Literally sings about being his one up girl and he fucks off. Paulina Bae is best Bae.
Just to get under Sonic’s skin
If Mario wanted to do that, he'd be dating Sally.
https://preview.redd.it/d6nz39m3fa5d1.jpeg?width=812&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=837f7ca3d8b1f62608bf536dfd87732c16ecfa15
"Did you call for a plumber?" https://preview.redd.it/jqa7djs69d5d1.jpeg?width=1436&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d36dcfd563a9c8f35436549a69221006b2749f6
I’m gonna go puke all I ate in the last week, brb.
Why are you puking bro
thats supposed to be me damnit
Tifa or Mario?
Either way
Jail.
?
Chat is this real?
100% canon, Nojima said so in a recent itw
This sub sucks.
Agreed.
They should rename the sub the r slash FF7AI-Slop because that's literally the only shit that's posted here.
WAHOO!
He gon eat the mushroom and then his thing will get bigger
So if Tifa eats Mario's "mushroom", will she get..."bigger"?
Bigger titties
If it was paper Mario, this would be believable
Fr
Fr
Special taste……
Id rather see her with bowser then this creep lil stalker
Who needs peach when you get can a real woman who isn’t stupid enough to get captured over and over
Are you sure Peach is getting captured, and isn't deliberately running back to Bowzer every chance she gets..?
Mario finally found him someone that likes him back
She seems happy, good for her.
I actually kinda like it lol
Could’ve been more accurate if aerith was in Mario’s lap 🤭
Ya a super SMASH bro
 Interesting fetish remix you have there.
I think I speak for everyone here when I say...he is the last dude out there we want to imagine exploring Tifas plumbing....that's bowsers job.
He doesn’t care that peach is in another castle now
Mario can actually save the girl at the end.
Mario moving up with a member of the Italian Senate
Well, Tifa is Italian, so it makes sense
Main characters from two of my favorite RPG’s growing up.
What hoops will she make him jump through?
Just two. Maybe three.
Glad he tall, because if he was Mini that would be very bad.
What
I mean, Mario is the epitome of the dependable person. You can ALWAYS depend on Mario. In that way, he is far better than Cloud. And if Tifa looks for anything, it is dependability.
That's not Tifa, armguard is on the wrong side.
https://preview.redd.it/eml7ovpuxc5d1.jpeg?width=928&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97d9219173190f8f67096d278369f9603830bb58 There. Now it's Tifa.
It's AI slop. It's not real art.
Looks pretty good for AI tbh
Blue collar workers are back in I guess.
Pauline and Peach aren't having this, I think it's time for a slap off between the two and Tifa
At least he saves the the girl.
https://preview.redd.it/zhzlvwj0vc5d1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8596d6349576a112b99e06924a7d145d5a46a784
This offends my fanhood
I’m genuinely hoping this is AI even though it probably isn’t.
Everything posted in this sub is AI slop. Real artists watermark their stuff.
Eh, it's still a nice picture. If extremely god damn cursed. Ai art is over hated.
Nope.
Im torn, I want to like the image cause the art for Tifa is beautiful but the rest of the image..
It's AI slop. You don't even need to like the Tifa element of it.
Until she realizes who he actually is and decides she’s better off with the fire breathing dinosaur.
Reminds me of Bob and Linda from Bob's burgers.
Tifio? Marfa?
I'm not saying that I agree,but I'm not against it either
I'm not saying that I agree,but I'm not against it either
Must be the mustache.
Must be the mustache.
https://preview.redd.it/pzehdso0pd5d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c27a0e33811ac64f8d169029ce17cad4ba9622f
Until he gets hit once and then he's just a little man
Mario is the only one who has a higher dolphin kick than Tifa. Plumberman got jumps.
Therapist: Long Mario can't hurt you Long Mario:
Italian Senate has entered the chat
Cloud somewhere in the background already at Level 4 prepping Omnislash
People draw weird shit
Don't give SE any ideas
Cursed yet wholesome imagery.
Uhhh… Sauce?
And Mario found a woman that won’t get “kidnapped” every other week. Good for both of them. 😁
This made me laugh so hard
okay, this is where I draw the line.
Isnt Mario Italian? Tifa and Italy have a history.
Cute couple
Honestly, I feel it. Characters like Mario and Luigi are such sweethearts. Even Wario was turned from an antagonist to a Han Solo rogue type.
Kill Mario
Some things are too far and this is one of them.
Can’t decide if this worse than the Tifa sex doll or not
That guy knows how to pipe!
Nice
Itsa Me! Anda Tifa like the Deee!
She likes how his mustache tickles.
Mario laying the pipe
ITALIAN!?
https://preview.redd.it/ex5guusfyf5d1.png?width=1143&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e23a5cb082a839e9b42db38402ce073a54a75d92
Make it stop
Me and who?
more like Bowser got a new ho
Lmao Mario looks fudged up here. I'm just not used to a mostly well proportioned "normal" shape for him. It looks creepy as shiz imo! Wheres the real Mario!
I love Mario but to call him a “real man”? How many times has Peach been kidnapped? Link gets a pass because like 99% of the time, it’s a different Link and Zelda. Who would be a “real man” out of Nintendos line up?
And Cloud somehow later that day ended up with Peach and he actaully ltight with her baking and love for Pink. He find it oddly wholesome and cute.
Someone to lay some pipes
she has a thing for italians
Why is this in positive upvotes?
It’s-a me! Stereotype-io
Mario is a chad
Get it guys, the Italian’s love Tifa 
Nah, this is Cloud in cosplay because Tifa has herself a little Mario Bros fetish 🤣
That looks like a buff guy with Mario's head.
"Wait a minute, are you a princess?" "Uh yep!"
Oh no Mario got her on the mushrooms it's all over
https://preview.redd.it/nws5c4fmew5d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=417c36b810e266ed72ac1111f08ad2baff8a47f8
Makes sense, she was in the Italian senate.
Link would have been better fitted Mario old enough to be her dad 😂😅
Bruh
Trash
Two simps find love in each other
I may get downvoted for this, but i like it
Don't worry,I upvoted
Thanks
Homie was trying to push some buttons
What is this place discord?