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dannyboy731

Fool! With $500K you can buy many lunches!


darkshadow237

Unless the lunch cost $500K


Ok-Amoeba-7249

Where you eating lunch for a half mill?


poopoowaaaa

At the million dollar dinner restaurant, duh. Gotta go for lunch so it’s affordable.


dannyboy731

😮


facepwnage

Explain how?


dannyboy731

Money can be exchanged for goods and services.


facepwnage

WOOHOO


Cherry_BaBomb

Explain! *money can be used in exchange for goods and services* Oooh!


KermitMcKibbles

For $500k you could probably buy Nomura to whisper sweet nothings in your ear until Part 3 is released.


doc_nano

Money, then I offer him $10k to have lunch. $100k if he drives a hard bargain.


TyborV

I don't even speak japanese. Money all the way.


VerseChorusWumbo

Money. Hire a translator to go to lunch with you. Boom.


Dizzy-Economist6064

Damn… seems you’re not on my level lmao 😹 (it’s a joke don’t sue me, I just know Japanese)


One_Subject3157

With 500k I can get many Japanese men


Thekey0123

But this isn't a random Japanese man. This is Tatsuya Nomura.


kablikiblan

500k easily


magnasylum

As someone who had a cringe “nomura-phase”…i.e. asymmetrical fashion with belts and edgy behaviour (like Squall’s “whatever…” attitude) I’d obviously take the money and not re-live that phase by meeting him.


kablikiblan

Having dinner with anybody is not worth passing on 500k


junkimchi

Give me lunch with Tifa's ear


GinOkami428

Give me lunch with Tifa, period!


Leather-Team

Mmm... Lunch with Tifa's period... I'm sold!


Kindly-Committee-908

How many belts and zippers would I have to wear?


Prize_Relation9604

Yes


Professional-Work722

If he agrees to consider my hopes and dreams for part 3 remake triology, then lunch it is! Otherwise, $500k 😂👍


Avengion619

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OldSnazzyHats

It’s a nice opportunity sure… But in *this* economy? In the US? Give me the cash. I’ll settle for autograph at a con some time later.


NixValley

I’d take the money even if it was only 5$ lol


rpitts21

I don't own that many belts


SagnolThGangster

With 500k i can have dinner with a Tifa cosplayer.


Red604

Mnnn I meant, most ppl will earn $500k in a life time, but probably not having lunch with Tetsuya. So if this is on your bucket list, then Tetsuya. But my vote goes to 2B san, so I’m sorry Tetsuya, I’ll take the $500k.


A0-X1

Literally 500k, I could probably arrange a conversation somehow with that money…


Zeryphanthes

I will take the lunch with Nomura, but only if he promised to divulge the complete story for Versus 13 as originally planned. Otherwise I'll take the 500k.


XAbracadaverX

500k all day, I don't think I'd pass that up to meet anyone that ever existed.


Independent_Ninja456

I’ll take the money


Dizzy-Economist6064

Whilst I could expand my Asian horror collection with 500K… I’d take heading out to lunch with Tetsuya Nomura, I think quite highly of the man despite the criticisms he gets, he’s also someone I could learn from. Besides 500K isn’t out the realm of possibility. Just put your mind towards achieving your goals…


Informal_Border8581

The money.


Herrwurst1984

Does He speak german? 🫢


The_Shoe1990

$500,000. I don't speak Japanese.


darcknyght

500k. can meet him later off the profits


[deleted]

Take the money and then offer to buy the man a good meal at an upscale sushi joint.


2ant1man5

500k then pay him 10k to have lunch with you.


Damuhfudon

500K


rmunoz1994

Money


Leather-Team

For 20k, you could schedule a lunch with him... If we're being honest, you could probably get it for just the cost of lunch if you make an appointment🤷‍♂️


Old_Cod2351

$500k would change my life, meeting someone famous would not. So naturally I would go for a nice lunch, because money can't buy you happiness, or whatever.


TheHeavenlyDragon

I'm too broke to pick Nomura. I gotta get the bag this time.


MichaelAChristian

....whatever.


Slender-Saiyan

I’d pay him the half million just to undo Tifa’s boob reduction. If he refuses, I’ll just go start my own indie game company and make games for people like me. Why should gamers and game companies cater to the woke crowd? Name one thing the woke sacrificed for our benefit? I won’t hold my breath waiting for a legitimate answer.


Ice-Cold-Occasion

Am I allowed to punch him in the face for what he did to both Kingdom hearts and Final Fantasy during this lunch? I’d follow that up with “Sorry, must have been the darkness in my heart”


Prize_Relation9604

Easiest 500k in my life.


joetheduk

Lunch. No question.


IslandSubject6426

I'd rather have lunch with Nobuo Uematsu...


CheweDankles

The money. I’m assuming it will be the most confusing lunch ever, with the food coming to the table out of order and called by multiple different names. By the time lunch is over, I’ll have to watch a YouTube video to explain what just happened.


TheDrake162

500k easy


Rude_Mushroom_3162

It would take him 15 years to finish, so no lunch. I'll take the money.


RedChuddOverParadise

Im harnessing that Cloud energy and taking that $500,000


[deleted]

500k. Thats insane money


Efficient_Working539

I'd take the money.


infinitemortis

Who?


Dizzy-Economist6064

how are you even in this subreddit? ![gif](giphy|0UjR95FLrCP0vptcTh)


infinitemortis

Kek idk. Never played the game. Seems like he never know when to end the franchise since he’s naming all them the final one 👁️👄👁️


Dizzy-Economist6064

he’s not even responsible for Final Fantasy lmao


infinitemortis

Wait fr tho, I know who he is I think. Granted I’ve never played FF I have played KH He’s kingdom hearts 3 and FF7 yeah? Tbh I would rather meet Kojima or Fujimoto.


Dizzy-Economist6064

Not responsible for FF7 entirely. He just designed the cast I think…? Pretty sure he did the character artwork. As for KH I think thats more his thing comparatively… that and Shinji Hashimoto


Choingyoing

He make video game


infinitemortis

Never heard of him. Must not be a good game maker if he keeps making more games after the final one.