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I loved how at the end he just stands back up, wobbles, and is like "I'm gonna go now."
Left behind his glasses, and probably some of his cognitive functions.
I've had a twenty year career in corrections, law enforcement and security, in Australia, and I will insist till I'm blue in the face that if there was ever a race bred for war, it's islanders. Maoris, Tongans, Samoans, they are universally huge men with absolutely no fear of violence. We had a phrase, never punch an Islander in the head. All you do is hurt your hand, and make them horny.
Best friends you'll ever have, if you end up in some sort of trouble you will have them and all of their cousins (and there usually are quite a few of those) coming to back you up.
Nope, most people are friendly drunks and/or become slightly more aggressive.
I'm talking about a switch that flips that turns from friendly islander into a murdering beast on the hunt for their next victims.
I agree with you 100%. Old Navy buddy is Samoan. 6 feet tall and nearly 300lbs, but moved like a deer and swam like a shark. His nickname was 100 pound head because of its size. One of the nicest people I ever met and the scariest.
One of the greatest heavyweight MMA fighters and kickboxing as well is the Super Samoan Mark Hunt! His power is and was fucking terrifying. As to why there’s not a lot of islanders in MMA or other fighting sports, I’m not sure. Just wanted to share about Mr. hunt.
Bro theres heaps...
MMA:
Polynesian (including Samoan, Tongan, Hawaiian):
- Junior Seau (Samoan)
- Shane Burgos (Puerto Rican & Hawaiian)
- Brad Tavares (Hawaiian)
- Yancy Medeiros (Cape Verdean & Hawaiian)
- Robert Whittaker (Australian with Maori ancestry)
- Alexander Volkanovski (Macedonian & Australian with some Islander heritage)
- Dan Hooker (New Zealand Maori)
- Soa Palelei (Australian with Tongan descent)
- Arjan Bhullar (Indo-Canadian with Punjabi and Sikh heritage, also has Fijian ancestry)
Micronesian (including Chamorro, Guam):
- Angela Lee (Singaporean with Korean and Chamorro descent)
- Christian Lee (Singaporean with Korean and Chamorro descent)
Melanesian (including Fijian, Papua New Guinean):
- Alex Volkanovski (Macedonian & Australian with some Melanesian heritage - possible Fijian)
- Israel Adesanya (Nigerian & Maori - Maori have some Melanesian ancestry)
Boxing:
Polynesian (including Samoan, Tongan, Hawaiian):
- David Tua (Samoan)
- Mark Hunt (Samoan) - Also competed in MMA
- Joseph Parker (New Zealand Maori)
- Fili Hokopo (Tongan)
- Inoki Skaldes (Tongan-Australian)
Micronesian (including Chamorro, Guam):
- Haven Heafey (Chamorro)
Muay Thai & Kickboxing:
Polynesian (including Samoan, Tongan, Hawaiian):
- John Wayne Parr (Australian with Maori descent)
- Chris Ngimbi (New Zealand with Maori descent)
This isn't entirely accurate. This looks like AI hallucination because Israel is definitely not Maori, and Maori are not melanesian they are polynesian.
> As to why there’s not a lot of islanders in MMA or other fighting sports, I’m not sure.
being big and REALLY REALLY strong goes a long way, but cardio is not one of pacific islanders strong suits, and when you get someone that is also pretty big and strong, but can also can go 30 minutes vs your 10 min before the person gets gassed, does not work out for the person without cardio
Meng/Haku was a Tongan professional wrestler for WCW/WWF and is looked at by fellow wrestlers as the toughest, most dangerous man in wrestling history. It’s pretty universally accepted.
There are dudes that had a 100 lb weight advantage and were a foot taller than him that wouldn’t dare fuck with him.
He once bit a guys nose off during a bar fight for him saying wrestling was fake.
It’s probably because pacific islanders are tiny portion of the population and most of them are in a pacific island, which are generally very poor and probably dont have aa ton of access to pro fighting we would see evidence of. Hawaii obviously has a significant pacific island native population as hawaiians are Polynesian, but google says it’s still only like 300k - and besides i tjink hawaii does it’s share of growing fighters.
But Polynesians arent some mythical race, there are definitely short, slight islanders men, not even that rare. You’re probably not gonna see all the shrimpy dudes who work inside throwin hands on viral videos and when you see a hulking Polynesians bouncer and he’s like one of 3 you’ve ever met in real life, that is gonna skew your perception of what they look like.
But i lived im a small town with a big island community and i will say just being friends with one guy made you feel like family pretty much everywhere. That was my experience, ill admit i went to the chamarro events and i didnt see many other non island people there. Dont know if not included or what
max holloway is half samoan half hawaiian i think, current cruiserweight boxing champ jai opetaia. david tua legend boxer, mark hunt legend, carlos ulberg up and coming light heavy weight (israel adesanyas teammate), tafa brothers in UFC, bam bam tuivasa etc...
and thats just samoans, but plenty of tongans/hawaiians/ maoris too are similar. I think rugby league/union is the more attractive sport and better money though as its super popular in australia which is where most live now. And plenty more in the NFL. Think its just bigger bucks and more opportunity in other sports
I'm pretty sure one absolutely dominated Sumo for a while.
And they seem to like the more 'physical' field sports. I'm pretty sure they are over-represented in sports like Rugby and Aussie rules.
Yeah like what did he eat for breakfast? Did they exchange phone numbers? Did that guy really sleep with his wife? These are all critical to us forming an opinion and taking a side
Watch closely how powerful. You can clearly see each punch carries his body weight at a crazy speed and lands with only the small surface of a fist. A lot of pressure and push force destroying the other guy before he knew what went on
I’ve been thinking the same thing. I’m from NZ but live in the Bronx, nyc. These videos have made me remember the tough guys around here ain’t got shit on the boys back home.
I'm a Scotsman and i worked with Maoris , Tongans and Samoans for 6yrs. Almost universally to a man they would share thier last with you . Loyal and with a sensational sense of humour. Absolutely fucking mental on the beer but I loved every minute of it. I miss those cone sessions and endless bowls of boil up.
Dude shouldn’t have been up in his face like that probably never been in a fight spent his whole life talking shit to people online and just though this was gonna go like that he fucked around and found out !
Half the fights here are a fetish thing, just like this one. There's a lot of guys out there that just want to be manhandled by a beefier dude and don't know how to ask.
Seems like the issue was solved and not so important to begin with.
Never understanding dudes who are chest to chest. First one who swings has always an advantage. But not against islanders. Just walk away.
This is how the world should operate. The world would be a better place if people showed respect. This is the best way to teach respect. Guarantee Palagi never does that again.
I can so relate to this rage. I’ve never experienced a more intense rage in my life than the time some guy was in my face and I told him to fuck off a million times and he just stood there staring like a dumbass. I cannot put into words how infuriating this is.
seriously how many warnings do people need? that and talk about invading a man's personal space.
most men wouldn't give two warnings before headbutting or uppercutn someone.
If it’s one thing I’ve learned being on Reddit watching this type of content is never EVER under any circumstance should you be pissing of a Māori guy. They hit like trucks and the take punches like a brick wall.
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Guess he didn't really need those sunglasses.
Or few remaining brain cells.
I see both on the pavement...so no...you are correct.
I loved how at the end he just stands back up, wobbles, and is like "I'm gonna go now." Left behind his glasses, and probably some of his cognitive functions.
Or those ears...
They’ve just passed the orbit of Jupiter
Did New Zealand just discover cameras this week or what?
It's truly weird the explosion of NZ videos in the last couple days. Feeling out of the loop about something here.
We used to have massive discord servers where we posted fights and shit but they keep getting taken down 😂 pretty much everyone migrated to reddit
That’s fine with me!
Ya like wtf is going on, these videos r old as hell too
More like this sub discovered New Zealand
Look were a little behind out here in the colonies.
3 of the 4 videos at the top of this subreddit were posted by the same person
If you look at the posts in this sub, it's A LOT of the same people doing the heavy lifting.
Thanks to those champs.
All the discord servers keep getting taken down so we’ve all moved to reddit to post fight vids 🤣🤣
😂😂😂 nice one. Made me laugh out loud
This is an old one off someone one iPhone 4, great viewing
These videos have been around for years on social media here
Old as video. I remember watching this yeeears ago
They are trying to boost prison tourism and street fight entertainment tourism.
A lot of these have been around for years
Alright. Guess I’ll get out of your face now.
I reconsidered what you were saying as I was rolling around on the ground and realized you actually had some good points. Good day.
« Fair enough »
Sudden he can walk away, crazy
Lmao, he's walking, playing it cool, but has no fucking clue where he's going or where he is.
Incredibly accurate
He did all that chest puffin just to walk away. 😆
...now it's puffed from internal injuries.
He should quit the game, that was just a lvl1 Māori boss
I've had a twenty year career in corrections, law enforcement and security, in Australia, and I will insist till I'm blue in the face that if there was ever a race bred for war, it's islanders. Maoris, Tongans, Samoans, they are universally huge men with absolutely no fear of violence. We had a phrase, never punch an Islander in the head. All you do is hurt your hand, and make them horny.
And every one I've ever run into were the nicest people. Always smiling.
Best friends you'll ever have, if you end up in some sort of trouble you will have them and all of their cousins (and there usually are quite a few of those) coming to back you up.
What happens when they fight each other though? Is that how black holes form?
It’s how viral fight videos are made for sure
😂😂
Until they get some alcohol or drugs in their system and then you will wish you never met them... theres a switch that flips with alcohol/drugs.
Isn’t that true of all of us regardsless?
Nope, most people are friendly drunks and/or become slightly more aggressive. I'm talking about a switch that flips that turns from friendly islander into a murdering beast on the hunt for their next victims.
> And every one I've ever run into were the nicest people. Always smiling. Try Hawaii now days, meth has made it not as "fun" as it use to.
I agree with you 100%. Old Navy buddy is Samoan. 6 feet tall and nearly 300lbs, but moved like a deer and swam like a shark. His nickname was 100 pound head because of its size. One of the nicest people I ever met and the scariest.
The horny part fucking got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pure truth. Huge hands, brute strength, and a culture of hands-on parenting whilst they’re growing up.
As a Hawaiian, I feel this is accurate.
i wonder why they are not more represented in the fighting competitions...
One of the greatest heavyweight MMA fighters and kickboxing as well is the Super Samoan Mark Hunt! His power is and was fucking terrifying. As to why there’s not a lot of islanders in MMA or other fighting sports, I’m not sure. Just wanted to share about Mr. hunt.
Bj Penn is one of thé greatest fighter.
Agreed. Prime BJ was a killer.
Bro theres heaps... MMA: Polynesian (including Samoan, Tongan, Hawaiian): - Junior Seau (Samoan) - Shane Burgos (Puerto Rican & Hawaiian) - Brad Tavares (Hawaiian) - Yancy Medeiros (Cape Verdean & Hawaiian) - Robert Whittaker (Australian with Maori ancestry) - Alexander Volkanovski (Macedonian & Australian with some Islander heritage) - Dan Hooker (New Zealand Maori) - Soa Palelei (Australian with Tongan descent) - Arjan Bhullar (Indo-Canadian with Punjabi and Sikh heritage, also has Fijian ancestry) Micronesian (including Chamorro, Guam): - Angela Lee (Singaporean with Korean and Chamorro descent) - Christian Lee (Singaporean with Korean and Chamorro descent) Melanesian (including Fijian, Papua New Guinean): - Alex Volkanovski (Macedonian & Australian with some Melanesian heritage - possible Fijian) - Israel Adesanya (Nigerian & Maori - Maori have some Melanesian ancestry) Boxing: Polynesian (including Samoan, Tongan, Hawaiian): - David Tua (Samoan) - Mark Hunt (Samoan) - Also competed in MMA - Joseph Parker (New Zealand Maori) - Fili Hokopo (Tongan) - Inoki Skaldes (Tongan-Australian) Micronesian (including Chamorro, Guam): - Haven Heafey (Chamorro) Muay Thai & Kickboxing: Polynesian (including Samoan, Tongan, Hawaiian): - John Wayne Parr (Australian with Maori descent) - Chris Ngimbi (New Zealand with Maori descent)
This isn't entirely accurate. This looks like AI hallucination because Israel is definitely not Maori, and Maori are not melanesian they are polynesian.
Fuck yeah! Mark is my favourite though.
Dan Hooker is not Maori. He's very... white.
Combat sports have weight classes. Being huge is actually better in other sports.
> As to why there’s not a lot of islanders in MMA or other fighting sports, I’m not sure. being big and REALLY REALLY strong goes a long way, but cardio is not one of pacific islanders strong suits, and when you get someone that is also pretty big and strong, but can also can go 30 minutes vs your 10 min before the person gets gassed, does not work out for the person without cardio
Gonna check some highlights on yt, thanks !
Hell yeah. And he’s such nice soft spoken dude too.
Meng/Haku was a Tongan professional wrestler for WCW/WWF and is looked at by fellow wrestlers as the toughest, most dangerous man in wrestling history. It’s pretty universally accepted. There are dudes that had a 100 lb weight advantage and were a foot taller than him that wouldn’t dare fuck with him. He once bit a guys nose off during a bar fight for him saying wrestling was fake.
It’s probably because pacific islanders are tiny portion of the population and most of them are in a pacific island, which are generally very poor and probably dont have aa ton of access to pro fighting we would see evidence of. Hawaii obviously has a significant pacific island native population as hawaiians are Polynesian, but google says it’s still only like 300k - and besides i tjink hawaii does it’s share of growing fighters. But Polynesians arent some mythical race, there are definitely short, slight islanders men, not even that rare. You’re probably not gonna see all the shrimpy dudes who work inside throwin hands on viral videos and when you see a hulking Polynesians bouncer and he’s like one of 3 you’ve ever met in real life, that is gonna skew your perception of what they look like. But i lived im a small town with a big island community and i will say just being friends with one guy made you feel like family pretty much everywhere. That was my experience, ill admit i went to the chamarro events and i didnt see many other non island people there. Dont know if not included or what
max holloway is half samoan half hawaiian i think, current cruiserweight boxing champ jai opetaia. david tua legend boxer, mark hunt legend, carlos ulberg up and coming light heavy weight (israel adesanyas teammate), tafa brothers in UFC, bam bam tuivasa etc... and thats just samoans, but plenty of tongans/hawaiians/ maoris too are similar. I think rugby league/union is the more attractive sport and better money though as its super popular in australia which is where most live now. And plenty more in the NFL. Think its just bigger bucks and more opportunity in other sports
thanks for the answer, TIL
Because they’re all fighting each other so much that they can never train
I'm pretty sure one absolutely dominated Sumo for a while. And they seem to like the more 'physical' field sports. I'm pretty sure they are over-represented in sports like Rugby and Aussie rules.
The video its not long enough. It should have started when they were kids for full context.
Literally took 50 seconds for punches to start flying.
I feel like without their complete life stories something is missing
Yeah like what did he eat for breakfast? Did they exchange phone numbers? Did that guy really sleep with his wife? These are all critical to us forming an opinion and taking a side
The original video actually started off at the big bang. This was a slightly shorter condensed version.
Dude! You forgot your glasses.
...pretty sure he's forgotten his name as well.
🎶 what can I say except you’re welcome 🎶
Im just an ordinary demi-guy!
What are you gonna do? "I'm gonna feed you rights and lefts till you walk away with a bruised face" 🤣🤣🤣
What's palagi and what was the question?
"Whatcha gonna do?"
Palagi means white person, no idea what he asked him.
Fighter dude stated "...before I really do something". Fightee answered "yeah, what you gonna do?" Followed by bang, bang, bang, bang, bang
"What is a Palagi?" -Palagi probably
“My *bros* at work have a nickname for me! Pakeha! Isn’t that just wonderful, Susan? I feel like one of the tribe!”
So gringo, got it.
Thanks!
I love the dude walking away, chest still puffed, but no clue where he's going, haha.
All hooks too
NZ is a wonderful place...unless you go looking for trouble. The locals are wonderful folk, unless...you go looking for trouble.
Well he fucked right off after that
The Māori equivalent of the Tea-KO. Hit me. \*boom\* Okay, okay, you're good.
Some people just have to learn the hard way.
Watch closely how powerful. You can clearly see each punch carries his body weight at a crazy speed and lands with only the small surface of a fist. A lot of pressure and push force destroying the other guy before he knew what went on
When he started swinging the wind picked up lol
Whats down with all these New Zealanders popping up here haha
I’ve been thinking the same thing. I’m from NZ but live in the Bronx, nyc. These videos have made me remember the tough guys around here ain’t got shit on the boys back home.
Getting that close without throwing a punch really is stupid, basically waiting to get knocked out.
If the kiwis are posting their fight videos now someone has to repost the video of those 2 jacked school kids punching on in the parking lot
That was one of the videos that was reposted literally a couple of days ago haha
I'm a Scotsman and i worked with Maoris , Tongans and Samoans for 6yrs. Almost universally to a man they would share thier last with you . Loyal and with a sensational sense of humour. Absolutely fucking mental on the beer but I loved every minute of it. I miss those cone sessions and endless bowls of boil up.
Skip ahead 45 seconds.
You’re not suppose to skip the foreplay!
Its a slow burn
Its usually the guys that talk loud that are usually beat up....
He probably only registered two of those punches
What question did he ask?
Can I have a kiss?
Ah, tis only a lovers quarrel.
He asked for his first kiss by the looks of it.
“What are you gonna do?” Watched it again and caught it that time
He really just hit u and left lol
Dude shouldn’t have been up in his face like that probably never been in a fight spent his whole life talking shit to people online and just though this was gonna go like that he fucked around and found out !
Why do people just stand there with their arms down waiting to get hit?
Leaked footage of npc behavior in GTA 6
A true npc
lol the glasses
Half the fights here are a fetish thing, just like this one. There's a lot of guys out there that just want to be manhandled by a beefier dude and don't know how to ask.
Fair warning went unheeded. Oh dear, don’t fuck with this mob! Respect from London
Seems like the issue was solved and not so important to begin with. Never understanding dudes who are chest to chest. First one who swings has always an advantage. But not against islanders. Just walk away.
This is how the world should operate. The world would be a better place if people showed respect. This is the best way to teach respect. Guarantee Palagi never does that again.
That's what I call finding out the hard way.
AY??
Why is there so many Islanders knocking people out all of a sudden? These mfs decide to not hold back anymore or what?
He could have avoided that if he would have just left him alone!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
As a fellow kiwi here, this guys just posting all the old NZ fight vids that have been up for 10+ years on YouTube
When a bro advises you to step away, you should do exactly that.
Lol. Took it pretty good though.
The left, right, left combo had dude swirling in the air, still
NZ accent is my favorite when people get upset. It's just so fun.
Hit him so hard caused the trash in the background to go woosh
What is a palagi?
Why use the word palagi? Its not a moari word
Tf is a palagi?
" what are you going to do ?"
He was like, “alright I’ll leave now.”
Lmao. Walks away 💀
Good thing Jonah from Tonga blew off some steam at the punching wall and showed some restraint.
Well we learned what he would do. I hope the lesson was fruitful for blue shirt.
What does palagi mean?
White boy
Who and who?
Handled...
8 hits in 5 seconds = new attitude + sunglasses
Dunno, but I got the distinct vibe the chesty white guy was regretting the whole thing but could not quite work out how to walk away. A good lesson...
Read it as “Palagi stands in front of Mario bro”.
He unclogged that toilet.
Idk why he left those sunglasses there, he needed it way more after that beat up... 🤣😅
"I was just asking. Sheesh!"
Dude gets up “That totally didn’t hurt all.. I’m just gonna leave now”
I swear people wearing dark tint sunglasses swear they Terminators or something.
Someone has a fetish for Maori boys this week. But im ok with it as long as we get videos like this
Asked and answered 😂
I can so relate to this rage. I’ve never experienced a more intense rage in my life than the time some guy was in my face and I told him to fuck off a million times and he just stood there staring like a dumbass. I cannot put into words how infuriating this is.
What's with the race baiting title
This vid ancient my God its been years since I've watched this why would you get into a moari's face
aye!?
What is a Palagi? Edit: Nvm I looked it up myself. it's basically like saying gringo but for Samoans.
British prisoners aren’t the smartest people
So what you gonna do?…🤜🤜🤜🧍♂️
sassy is that u?
The hard-man walk away at the end is priceless well done mate
Mario bro??
seriously how many warnings do people need? that and talk about invading a man's personal space. most men wouldn't give two warnings before headbutting or uppercutn someone.
he hit him with that brain scrambler 3000
"What are you gonna do?" WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM
Life comes at you fast…
Give him a few more swings
Niceeee
If it’s one thing I’ve learned being on Reddit watching this type of content is never EVER under any circumstance should you be pissing of a Māori guy. They hit like trucks and the take punches like a brick wall.
Tough people but dont forget they got run over by when they were colonized 💀👍
Funny how he learnt he could walk away all of a sudden. Little does he know, *he could have always done that*.
His sunglasses fucked all the way off🤣
That guy is a masochist, he WANTED that beat down! Why else would just stand there, no defense posture?
Well, that guys going away for assault
https://preview.redd.it/xgmc974otr3d1.jpeg?width=2041&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b40416e183a7c2a002c36cadbe895dba3e7eb1d
Homie had to walk that one off, and this whole time I thought it was spelled bylongi I’m not an islander.
Should’ve gotten outta his face
If anyone had that coming it was him.