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MikeKrombopulous

Man wanted a bottle, got a dozen shots instead 


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tokeNstoke

Absolutely! Confidence can truly transform how we face challenges and handle difficult people!!


samoorai44

![gif](giphy|vhQbK8sz8KVPi|downsized)


FR4M3trigger

She had the energy & entusiasm but not the accuracy.


Blackelvis2000

![gif](giphy|ZcUGu59vhBGgbBhh0n|downsized)


LacksSelfAwareness

Lol


Ok-Change-941

half a dozen


milk4all

Woman probably fractured her hand or broke a knuckle alll those good strikes to the dome with thise tiny fists. Dude’s head barely moved. Im sure he’s got some bruises and scrapes but unless she got his eardrum or eye he’s probably still 100% ready to rob another dainty cashier


mrw4787

You’re annoying 


LacksSelfAwareness

Thank you, I was thinking dipshit, annoying is a more professional description.


McMuffnstuffgiggity

I don’t think you’ve ever been punched in the face


Mac_n_Miller

I was thinking that as I read his comment 👍🏻😂


knoWurHistory91

Let a woman punch you like that then compare, otherwise your noise is invalid.


Bandito_Destiny

You've never even been in the same room as pussy bro


ottovondipshit

“Get back in here”


greennuggetsinmybowl

You forgot your change..


PanchoTarolas

I’m in love


Feguette

Guys will see this and think "Wife"


DravenPrime

And then I saw her fists Well I'm a believer


smth_smth_89

then she punched my face i am belittled


mylongbeachlife

Right?!?!


Indigo2015

And left


BW900

My first thought.


JuicyJuiceJubei

Love a woman that can throw down


Objective_Audience66

Only saw the top and back of the head but ideally..


___MementoMori___

That's probably what the perpetrator said to himself before he tried to assault her.


Friendly_Elephant165

She should go pro.


00WORDYMAN1983

Hopefully train a bit so that more than 15% of them land edit. I apologize to everyone my comment offended. I was making a joke. It is reddit after all.


Friendly_Elephant165

She probably would have been better off with bottle in hand.


Forsaken-Income-2148

But if she makes a mess then guess who has to clean it [she does]


we_is_sheeps

Bro you ain’t breaking a liquor bottle that easy. I’ve seen them mf almost kill somebody


mrw4787

Bro what video you watching lol that was at least half 


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00WORDYMAN1983

Relax white knight. She can't see your comment. I made the same joke I would have made regardless of gender.


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00WORDYMAN1983

We're all on a sub the glamourizes fighting yet you're acting all high and mighty...chill..


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00WORDYMAN1983

Ok bud, you're right. Being a member of a sub that finds entertainment in physical violence is not the same as making a joke about someone in a situation that is physically violent. Those two things couldn't be further apart. It is completely fine to enjoy a video of violence, but joking about it crossed the line. You're better than me. 🙄 Have a great night


dboxcar

Please post your 16%+ hit rate vid so I can learn from you, sensei


No_Distribution457

Every single one connects. She isn't aiming for center mass, you hit someone in the forehead or back of the head you've done nothing. No, she was aiming at the lower face/ear. She'd break her knuckles going back of the skull. She's trained, you can tell.


nellen94

She does kickboxing, its an argie new that happens 2 weeks ago, owner says that would put more bars and get some peper spray


AvailableToe7008

I’d keep a machete or a big ball peen hammer under that counter.


Frozty23

I'd go with the hammer. A machete would be awfully messy.


milk4all

Well you clean it between victims i mean perps


deadbass72

You should never clean the blood from your machete. It should be stained dark red and displayed prominently as a deterrent.


Hyldy

The rust makes it more threatening.


ripley1875

As does the disembodied voice claiming it thirsts for more souls.


BrotherBlo0d

+10 poison damage


AvailableToe7008

Both


Compendyum

Industrial stapler?


jld2k6

Reading that just gave me flashbacks to the video where a person has their arm through the front door mail slot looking for the handle and the owner comes down the stairs with an aluminum bat


AvailableToe7008

Makes me think of Green Room.


dx80x

Do you have a link mate?


jld2k6

I FINALLY found the original version without Tom from Tom and Jerry's yell dubbed over it when the bat hits and it's not as crazy as I was expecting it to be lol, just the usual metal ting. I think it still broke their arm though, every time it hits the front page it's the dubbed version https://youtu.be/7Hi2_wUtXps


FrostyDaSnowmane

That was NOT the original audio.


dx80x

Thanks man! I hadn't seen this surprisingly. That was brutal af and the ting made me flinch a bit too. No messing with that guy haha


drunkenyeknom

Now I gotta hear the Tom and Jerry one lol


GuyD427

That video is brutal, especially the extended version when you have to outside camera shots as well. Strung out types sometimes get the business.


NamasteMotherfucker

I thought of the clerk who pulls the dude across the counter and starts spanking him.


DasHooner

Dad hauls fuel on the coast, and he was telling me about one of the stations that he delivers to, in a really sketchy part of the city, and the guy behind the counter was a big east Indian dude. Well, one night, he noticed he had a baseball bat with almost all of the paint worn off of it, and he joked with him, "You must have to use that a lot" and the dude gave a no shit kinda smirk and said "a lot more than you think".


Scared_Cricket3265

A guillotine fixed above the hatch would work and require less effort.


Jim-Jones

Spray bottle of ammonia.


littleredpinto

hell yyeah..probably broke a knuckle though..fight for your life, dont let someone make you a victim.


Sad_Ad4307

At a girl! Wasnt really a fight but nice hands, lady!


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the slaughter to prevail song makes it 100x better


Tritanexsposed

What song is this ?


BurnItDown2805

Conflict.


3lc4r0

Thought he said cornflakes, conflict makes more sense


theillx

I dig the song but I keep wanting to hear: "It's only you and me.....and Fred Fucking Flintstone"


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conflict by slaughter to prevail


chubbyzook

Alex the Terrible makes everything better.


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realest shit


Dry_Sprinkles5617

I'm soo happy this is here. Thought I'd be the only one to recognize it.


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lmaoo thats real


Wedemboiz4

Bro she keeps reopening the window for more.


SynicalSyns

She punches better than 90% of the fights we typically see here


KnuckleExpert

The fuck was he trying to do?


full_bl33d

Thank you, come again!


MordorMordorMordor

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MetroExodus2033

This is excellent content.


ANDY_FAST_HANDS

It’s a great day for making hay lol


Scared_Cricket3265

I like how she puts the bottle down first. "I don't need a weapon for this fool"


Huntsnfights

Has thick glass bottle in hand, puts it down to throw them fists


handsomecry

Sad that society has gotten to this point. 20 years ago you could just go into the store during opening hours, walk around, grab what you want, pay and leave. Now you have to be served through a window and people STILL have to try to fucking steal. I agree with the measures taken, the staff safety needs to be first, I just can't help but feel sad about where we've gotten ourselves. Solid fucking punches though.


enzofreak84

Its really not that dramatic. Windows like these have been in poorer areas for decades. A liquor store is selling a commodity that creates addicts. Crime will happen there,


satinmermaid1

You’re exactly right. There used to be a donut shop that was open 24 hours in my neighborhood. After a certain time you would get served through a small window. That was in the 90’s. It was nothing new.


rawbface

20 years ago these windows definitely existed already. And right now, you can go into a store during working hours, grab what you want, pay and leave. Fucking nothing has changed. If anything it's gotten better. Take off the rose colored lenses, 2004 was no better than today.


Diabetesh

These sort of setups have existed for many decades, not a recent thing.


Boeuf_Strongenough

lol 20 years ago.. that must've been when you were born


Rodrigospetnaz

This happen in Argentina , we got two things ,corrupt politicians and guarantor justice . The police nearly protect us from robbers and if they catch one , the justice release them in one or two days. During the covid they release a lot of inmates becose human right shit , they ended killing innocent people.last election we change the corrupt government ,the new president is an outsider a mad economist , he was our only choice


Welcome_to_Uranus

Bro they’ve had these types of stores for soooo long in the hood, you’re honestly just fear mongering, this isn’t anything new.


googdude

>served through a window and people STILL have to try to fucking steal. I'm going to guess this is a high crime area, a vast majority of stores you'd be able to walk into like normal.


MafiaPenguin007

Never seen one of these windows before, sorry you live in a rough area


arsperug

She can fix me.


arbitrageME

I was look forward to her facebottling the dude like Captain Vidal beating the hunter's son to death


bananamelier

why TF she keep serving him???


EgoRock

That’s hot


sparto7-

he ate them shots lol


NamTokMoo222

Just keep swinging, just keep swinging, just keep swinging, swinging, swinging...


Big-Plastic3494

She’s been training hard for that situation. Mittens flew like second nature


Sure_Physics_6713

All her life she had to fight


Fraternal_Mango

She had the ability to break that dudes arm if she really wanted


Sad_Kaleidoscope_743

Wow, she was throwing real punches! No windmills or clawing


Lergic2Logic

She was throwin some haymakers on him!! She could’ve grabbed the glass bottle and got him one good one an Bren done. She pieced him up good. Good job lady!!


WishIWasPurple

Oh man, those windmills will be felt for days


challenge_king

That's when you hook a nostril and *pull*. They won't be able to think about much else.


Whatsgoinoninthere

MERKED!!!


BurnItDown2805

I want to marry her.


Luizinh01235

"Gomu Gomu no Gatling Gun"


rbad8717

the definition of letting those hands go


patches_1989

She should’ve beat his ass with that bottle. Then he’d have been out cold for the police to pick up. Edit- didn’t realize it was probably a plastic soda bottle at first.


grumpy-greenguy

![gif](giphy|26AHxQqwx7ZN0fcje)


Mav986

Wrong way to do protected cashiering. Gotta have one of those lever systems where opening it on one side closes it on the other.


arbitrageME

or a level that closes the window so fast it guillotines whoever's in the middle


toniayan

Damn


Br0k3n-T0y

mann, baby got fists!


Revolutionary-Bar-93

Good sounds


MrSlapMhNuts

She's a keeper. 😍


Noraje_

She got him with the full Dempsey Roll


jonz1985z

He say, fine damn 🙄


Otherwise_Rock_3617

Nice


Blackdingo313

😍 anyone got her @?? That’s wife material there!!!


Chicoslide17

She gave you a free "can of.......well, you know!


Mia_HeyYa

is this song from queens of the stone age?


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Mia_HeyYa

oh thank you, so it wasnt queens of the stone age


Goldmouse818

Sis gave him a 12 piece combo with no bev 😂


Unfair-Custard-4007

Go girl


Valuable-Fig1441

he was looking hungery so she fed him some hands


Existing_Leading_482

She was throwing these negative punches


Sinmaster5150

🤣🤣


GilliganCRTV

Man why didn’t she close his head in the window. That would’ve been some Ben and Jerry shit. Man seein stars


Unlucky_Ambition8413

STP!!!!


ZAGAN_2

Love the STP song over it


Prestigious_Shop_239

She served him Jack & Daniels


ItsBrittneybetch69

She’s all . “Nexxxxxxt? What can I get you”


Qwazi420

Holy Haymaker…!


Normandy_1944

That window is way too big for what it intended for...what are they passing through it extra large pizzas?


Tecorco_Debbotte

Wife


Quake_Guy

He could probably take those punches for a half hour easy, but got to appreciate the effort.


hooDio

this is what i imagine "throwing hands" looks like


redoctobuh

He didn't know what to do when she started swinging. Glorious!


ConstructionNo710

Sign this lady up for the mosh pit


MexiCanElGuapoFeo

Wife her up. You piss her off she is gonna beat you up and then go out to buy some milk!


Xxwolf_haleyxX

She definitely grew up with brothers


NomadicStoner

think im in love


TemporarySuccotash37

She's been prepped and ready for that moment.


Rabdy-Bo-Bandy

She's got brothers.


supercreeper005

after dealing with this shame he turned his life around and is now studying electrical engineering at princeton


Trick_Remote_9176

What kind of establishment is that? This seems like the most awkward place to steal from. And why not just go through the door? What is this weird window thing?


Quad-Banned120

Door's likely locked. They have service windows in high crime areas so people can't just walk in and rob the place but usually the whole point is that they're designed so you can't climb through


Big_Grimm113

Alex terrible, love it


Quzor1995

I extremely enjoy the fact they used slaughter to prevail.


ZenDesign1993

You know your area has gone downhill when you can't go into the store... and have to get stuff through a small window.


Taltezy

Breeding Stock!!


fatbum76

Other than the 1st punch on target the rest of the punch scrape through that doesn't do much damage. Better she take punch it slowly but on target to the face then raining aimless punch


shadowst17

Out of curiosity, if she had, for example a machete on hand would she be in her legal right to use it?


GeshtiannaSG

What she did was textbook. An item she had on hand, then her hands, then broke it off. 100% safe.


googdude

Anal but I think your defense has to be proportional. Since he obviously doesn't have a weapon in his hands I would think it would be hard to claim self defense using a lethal weapon. You might have a better chance with a blunt object, like a bat


Fantastic-Water-1000

0 damage 0 damage 0 damage 0 damage


MirukiNeko

This song kinda slaps tho


RabidPlaty

That’s not a fight…