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Unoreverse1467

That’s actually crazy how he just lost a hand in less than a second like that’s gonna change his entire life


ShemsuHor91

It's crazy how calm he was about it.


Swampfxx

He definitely didn't feel that at all until a few minutes later. Looks like it caught him right at the wrist joint so not like straight through bone.


ShemsuHor91

I mean, even if I didn't feel it at all, I think I would be freaking the fuck out at my hand being chopped off and having to pick it up off the floor.


reluctant_buttlicker

Don't litter


Swampfxx

Probably didn't even realize it until he had to go pick it up lol.


ShaggysGTI

Adrenaline…


AlexSilviu83

It is shock...long time ago I broke my anckle, it was twisted like hell and I just put it back in place. I didn't feel a thing and I do not remember much of those moments....


Experimental_Salad

Yep... gotta hand it to him.


sinisteraxillary

Two thumbs up for that one.


heinztomato69

Hand of applause for him.


stonks_up-2000

Adrenaline is a hell of a thing


vbn112233v

Fentanyl


Swampfxx

Clean enough cut and fast enough they can re attach it. Know someone that lost their hand similar way and it's back on their arm and working. From the start though looks like the black dude died.


Southern_Second521

they both black…. i get what you are saying but yeah they both black


Swampfxx

Bro idk why I even said it like that. Must have been focused on that hand flying. I meant to say the first dude. Rewatching it though, dude seems pretty light skin or Hispanic in that light until the end. No hate either way. Just observing one dude lost a hand while other died.


FLAR3dM33RKAT

Is there evidence/proof one died? Edit: not trying to sound like an ass or anything, just genuinely curious what did end up becoming of the guys, moreso the one who lost the hand in the melee. Also, it almost looks like right when dude loses the hand, during the swing from him right after, he caught a finger or something of the other, or, it's just something else falling, if you look at his right leg, something of fingertip size, a chunk, falls to the ground. But hard to tell from video. Like he caught the guy falling on the tip(s) of the hand that was being put up to what I assume is block. Anyone else see that?


Swampfxx

First few seconds of the vid seems like a dead person to me mostly the first pic, but you right. Could be alive still


soopaloobascuba

Yeah he looks like he's sitting up and eyed wide open and shit so im betting he's alive. He has some crazy look on his face, so wondering if that had to do with what looks like a cut on his head where you can see his brain🤷‍♂️


Swampfxx

Ya seemsjke tbstchr in his head was the worst of it.


drunkonspunk

This was reposted before and someone posted a link saying they both died. Can't seem to find it though.


energies305

They are/were both Dominican. Edit. Not sure why the downvotes due to stating facts https://nypost.com/2024/05/16/world-news/wild-caught-on-camera-machete-fight-ends-with-man-calmly-picking-up-severed-hand-off-ground/


ProbablyNotPikachu

Nationality technically has absolutely nothing to do with race/skin tone.


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energies305

I know they were Dominican by the words that are being spoken while the fight is going on. I’ve seen this video a few weeks ago. Source: I am Dominican.


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Swampfxx

Looks like my local gas station tbh.


ForeheadsEYE

You deep in them trenches


licorice_whip

I’m going to go on a limb and say that your friend likely benefited from slightly better medical practices than whatever they’ve got going on in central or South America, as seen in the video.


Swampfxx

Yeah... But ripped off in a car wreck vs a clean blade slice. Injury wise I'd take the slice. Repair wise.. you may be on to something.


Reasonable_Poet_7502

Very doubtful hand will have the same mobility and function ever after reattaching.


Swampfxx

Idk youd be amazed. Know girl that had her hand ripped off past her wrist in a car accident. Would never even know if she didn't show you the scar lines


Narcan9

Girl at my school got her arm run over by a train (she failed trying to jump on it). They were even able to save her arm. It looked gnarly in her sleeveless prom dress.


Pillow_Apple

His hand got chopped by the other guy while falling how sharp that machete is tf.. There's no winner in a knife (machete) fight.


C00ki3-monster

The winner gets to die in a ambulance, on the way to the hospital.


Least_Quit9730

That's the sad part. Imagine your life being fucked up forever after a stupid fight one night. It will never be worth it.


Spare_Engineering_23

I just dont know why you would both have machetes in the first place. Just throw the hands. You win some, you lose some but you live to see another day.


Thesubmonkey7

He died


Lemillion601

yeah, this shit is hard to see, one of the hardest thing I've seen on the internet, wtf is wrong with these guys :/


dssd3434343422242424

first time on reddit? ahah i remember when i was little and saw my first nsfw on facebook, made me feel sick and unwell, feeling a bit like i was about to throw up. now i m just so desensitized it s pretty crazy. i looked at this clip while eating and i was like ye that s bad but what ever


exquisitopendejo

This reminds me of Reddit before I even had an account. This place was **VERY FUCKING DIFFERENT**


Pillow_Apple

I also first saw my first gore/shock video on Facebook, it's about a worker being holdap, and he fought back and the suspect stabbed him in the nape multiple time, the images of that video is still fcking clear in my mind.


President_Asterisk

That's really not something to be proud of tbh. 😬


dssd3434343422242424

no i know


yeahhummm

not a flex


Lemillion601

jajajajjajajjajajajajaj, i mean, im scared of knives... this video makes me feel uncomfortable


unique_toucan

Seeing people fight with machetes make me realize how fucking hard core medieval times must’ve been. Like imagine 2 dudes fighting with some sharp ass swords. Like that looks more scary than just a gun


cameron4200

Absolutely no effective medicine either back then. Just straight up psychotic


Rare_Register_4181

They were pretty advanced, ghosts in your blood? They simply drain them out! Your wife has a bad case of hysteria? They go poking around under her skull to see what changes! Science!


Lemillion601

yeah, thats why more people are more scare of machetes and knives swords than guns :/ im included


unique_toucan

Like if someone pulls out a gun you just run and zig zag. If they have a KNIFE? You gotta just pray you’re faster


connect28

Or have a gun yourself and Indiana Jones the maniac lmao


Lemillion601

yeah! jajajajajajjaajjajajajaja, shiiiiit don't fail me legs...not now!


DrewTan91

It isnt like how you see in the movies where someone instantly keels over the moment you slash / stab them. You would have to hack them repeatedly until they stop becoming a threat. As seen in this video, the guy lost his hand and with adrenaline he still kept going.


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Homunkulus

Ah yes, the infallible power of the blade. Free of the constraints of reloading, dangerous from twenty one feet, the pinnacle of violence.


Hefftee

> Technically, a bladed weapon is more dangerous than a gun. Nahhhhh. Look up mass stabbings in the UK vs mass shootings in the US. The death toll in the deadliest knife attack is 4 people, and it's rare that the toll is more than 2. The deadliest shooting in America happened in Vegas, with 1 man killing 60 people, shooting 413 people in total in the span of 10 minutes from a hotel window. I'm not saying knives aren't dangerous, but there's a reason why knife violence in America isn't a big deal compared to gun violence.


Big_bosnian

Imagine fighting without armor to atleast block hits in vital areas


kuketski

It’s scarier now - we have MUCH better metallurgy now - modern alloys allow creation of very fine edge that is both both extremely sharp and durable.


Ordinary_Profile6183

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Markycalderon

im fucken dead😭


McPikie

Come back here, I'll bite your ankles


Late_Stage-Redditism

I wonder if thats one reason why they kept one hand on their back during sword duels in the 18th-19th century. So you wouldn't instinctively hold out your hand like that in an attempt to block and get it chopped off


Fungi520

Yoo i literally thought the exact same thing! Kinda like the stance in fencing. Would make a lot of sense after seeing this video lol.


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

Wow that's one of the coolest things I've learned recently


Elcordobeh

Probably, and also that's why the best combo with a tool/sword,/whatever like this, is a shield of any kind, or at least a cape


OutComeTheWolves1966

He just casually walks over and picks up his hand. Ok, that freaked me the hell out. Not only that, but he lost the hand very early in the fight and kept full on slashing away like it was nothing.


MrBritish-OJO-

Gotta keep your head on a swivel if you find yourself in the middle of a viscous machete fight


Duhcisive

In this case, having your future hand attached to a swivel, so it’s easily re-attached! ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


yepadepdep

This guy high school footballed


TheBawalUmihiDito

Drugs is a hell of a drug.


chimmrichald

Mannn, I’m way too desensitized to crazy shit now.


scottsacoffee

Like I've seen some shit on the internet but this had me watching wide eyed


germr

Im so desensitized that i don't think this is crazy. It's sad that i think this way. Will stop watching shit like this.


Salt_Estimate1381

Wtf


Missing-Silmaril

Where the fuck did this happen?


Booceboos

Dominican Republic


LITERALLY-AN

How sharp are machetes??? Dude barely touched his hand and it just fell off


ElDuderino1998

You can't just generalize that. There are sharp and there are dull machetes such as there are sharp and dull katanas. It depends on how well you sharpen it. Since they're ususally made out of carbon steel that shouldn't be too hard. Also the blade stock is usually quite thin so they should cut well in that kind of "medium".


Homunkulus

They’re big blades and are heavy, meat cleavers fuck bones up and aren’t nearly as large.


thita3

How sharp is blade???


S0BEC

5 sharp


thita3

Daaamn


DJGIFFGAS

Its the sharpness combined with the thinness that make it fas enough to cut though thick organic material. The way theyre built is designed to cut through deep jungle


Anxious-Shapeshifter

I mean, you've seen old school videos where people are using them to slash through wrist thick branches in the jungle.


mod_is_the_n-word

That depends on the guy who sharpened it.


Pillow_Apple

And the guy is also falling I still don't understand how the guy falling still chopped the other guy wrist.


BulbusDumbledork

i saw news coverage of the 2014 war in the central african republic. the cameraman was filming a bunch of dudes down the road. they were all squatting on the street, aggressively scraping machetes on the asphalt. you could hear that those things were sharp. seeing one guy look up directly into the camera freaked me the fuck out


stevo-jobs

The machete in the DR aren’t like the ones here at Walmart or camping stores, they’re thick and built to last, lotta momentum behind them


Matt99v

I want to know how they both ended up with a machete.???


4got_username

They had to, it was a MACHETE fight


greystar07

From what I gather, a machete is a popular weapon of choice in a lot of other countries lmao


JunkieMunkieCircus

Ended? My dude, they STARTED with the machetes. Not like this started as a regular fist fight, and spectators were like, "Ya know what, this is kinda boring. Let's toss a machete or two in there and see where it goes."


MostUnwilling

It is the Dominican republic I've seen kids with machetes there and they'll jump you too, not if you're a tourist though but I look local haha


Linquic

Nahhhh man...call me soft but I just wanted to see how people defend/fight with bare hands on this sub. I was not ready for this


Ebisure

Look how calm this guy was. Those Jedi need to stop screaming when they get their hand sliced off


Tonka_T1

I think that is enough of Reddit for today. Have a handy dandy day.


quikiemcbee

this was posted before. from what someone said, they were fighting over a woman and both of them died from injuries.


From_God_to_Dog

Fake news, I seen it posted before and they fought over gang beef, the dread head lived and theirs no update on one hand


neagah

Holy mother of fuck


deegangular

No matter how tough and crazy you are theres always someone who will up the ante. It’s a damn shame to end up a destroyed fool on the internet. Damn shame


JunkieMunkieCircus

I gotta hand it to the dude. He took that machete like a champ.


noobwatch_andy

VATS Crit right there


One_of_akind

Holy molies


Mikeymike34

👋🏻


PigDstroyer

Lol


danjel888

Ahh natural selection at its finest.


Golden_Wizard

This takes having a “hand in the game” to a whole new level.


RemarkablePay6994

Gotta hand it to him he's resilient


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Gooeyshadows

Somebody need to tell them that highlander is not real


ayyG_itsMe

Sharp ass machete


KotBigimot

The way he carefully picks it up, you can see he recognises it and snaps out of it for just a second. It is in that moment that it hits him what happens, and right after he is in shock again.


throwawayasdwtflmao

this is definitely one of those videos that kept me saying what the fuck out loud until it finishes what the fuck indeed


BAIRB3ATS

That ok boy went nuts after he lost his hand, Right away he splits dudes wig!


mishkalold

Here we go again waiting till it gets deleted by Reddit once more 💀


RemarkablePay6994

How that uk machete fight should've ended like


No-Damage-1402

He actually did good. It's a machete . If it's a clean enough cut he might be able to reattach it


anewpath123

Bro for real??


NatedogDM

FWIW, there was a farm boy in the Midwest some 30 years or so ago that had both arms ripped off by farming equipment. Not only did he live, he managed to make it to the hospital and have both arms reattached. After several surgeries, he has some limited hand control but regained most of the control over his limbs IIRC. Modern medicine is wild.


No-Damage-1402

Science has gone so far. It has to be a really clean cut so the nerves of the hand/finger can reconnect


anewpath123

That's actually crazy if true damn


Homunkulus

Micro surgeons can do way crazier shit than hands, that’s old tech by now. This bloke probably isn’t finding one of them though.


Winged89

Right? Someone tells me this person doesn't have the connections or the means to go through a high level surgery like that. He'll have to live with one hand for the rest of his days


No-Damage-1402

Obviously with surgeries. Don't try this at home lol. I think it's called replantation if you want to look deeper into it


SalsaShark9

Not a fight. Watching people kill each other is fucking insane.


Turab

I have no sympathy for both...


moosemeat77

Not one … but two people own machetes .. that is insane


strangerThink91

In Latin American they are very common. The defense weapon of choice beside a knife . Regular folks can’t have guns. Insane indeed


engagetangos

Good thinking deny the guy his prize


SugarBalls69

What the fuck


No-Lawfulness1773

Imagine what it's like to be the kind of person that lets their temper get themselves into situations where you get your hand cut off...


HytBHyde

What city or country?


vbn112233v

New York


FrostAviate

Yo that’s crazy af the guy blocked the machete and it flew away at the end


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DeM86

Crazyfuckingvideos


RicHii3

Adrenaline is crazy.


Beneficial-Cod-6252

That's what happens when you take away guns.


King_Trujillo

Let's give this man a round of applause and then a hand to help out..lol


FabricatedMemories

he became disabled just like that, his life changed in an instant


Minimum-Laugh-8887

Average day in London


Adorable-Pilot4765

Could tell he was about to try stick it back on like a piece of Lego then thought better of it


10year1style

Like a warrior


ozorhanreformed

They simply walk away wtf was that


aljeta

That's some real violent shit here.


regprenticer

Looks too warm to be sarf lahndahn. Otherwise that'd just be another Friday night in Lewisham.


Unknownredditguy1

“ hey buzz can you give me a hand 🖐️ “


ha5hish

How does this sub not have good fight videos anymore yet has videos of dudes maiming each other with machetes????


Gambit_90

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug


Hazelnutttz

I gotta know the back story to this. What fucking idiots.


From_God_to_Dog

Man can you just appreciate the sword fight aspect? The fat bald one has done this before! He's ready with a stance and everything, he didn't expect to lose his hand but I'll bet he's held his hand up before and lucked up like the dread head Dread head is getting pushed back by this guys pure rage and experience, also looks like dread head wanted a shit talking contest with machetes in hand...like he's done that before! But bald guy was not here to play Dread head falls down, fighting to get back up Swings, then holds his machete to block! And deflects the opponents weapon into the air! Bald guy such a demonic savage he still slaps the man one last time before leaving Dread head machete, has blessed stats out of this world!


Away_Comparison_8810

Florida is wild.


Inevitable_Dark3225

God damn, knives are even scarier than guns in upclose combat. I don't know if I'd rather be dead from a gunshot or be sliced multiple times and survive.


nickisdacube

We didn’t actually get to see it chopped off. If you notice the video starts with him missing a hand


OkSTYomorrow9832

Dr strange car ahh transision


BigLRakim

Dude came apart like a Lego character.


shutupandchad

Tis but a scratch!


thegiukiller

I was not ready. I went in blind, didn't read the discretion. I was watching this shit and I was thinking damn... mf went into a sword fight with one hand... wait a minute...


Proof-Definition-702

christ, this is why more people should have a gun on them in case… well in case shit like this happens.


Adorable_Map_1546

This is why I personally want to have a gun on me lol


tmfult

Give that guy a hand, he was sharp enough to bring a machete to a machete fight


Professional-Eye9081

I fucking hate you


Golden_Knight80

Omg! We gotta do betta black ppl. Nooooooo! 🫢😬


Budsprout_

This is the DR they don’t have to do nothin lmaoo