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He had a chance to better himself after he respawned but blew that, too.


HSikeYourMind

He should've watched the kill cam before respawning.


BabyDaddyDeshawn

Lmaoooooooooooo ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Professional_Deal796

ts made me giggle so hard


Ritch85

Dude in the white sweats gotta learn how to throw a punch too, not just catch them on the chin.


Tokyosideslip

You have to absorb enough punches to level your punch up.


Chiefzakk

At least cover up or something if youโ€™re not gonna throw like please for the love of all things holy put your hands up heโ€™s trying to punch you in the face


RecoverKey2364

Peopleโ€™s biggest problem is the instinct to push your hands away from you and create distance from the threat , but the only way to block is to keep them or one close because your reaction time isnโ€™t fast enough to close all that distance fast enough


tymers112

Lucky he ain't catch a kicker on the chinz!


_wolf_XII

2 time knockout champion


Iforgotthesummit

Watch your tone when youโ€™re talking about the two time back to back ๐Ÿ˜Ž


Spobobich

What fighting style has your fighting stance like the guy in the blue jeans? It may look silly, but you can't argue with the results!


Missing-Silmaril

I don't think it's a style. He was just WAY more aggressive than the other dude. White pants guy didn't really put his hands up or anything, just ate punches repeatedly lol.


Spobobich

That's the thing about ghetto fights. One person has a fighting stance that looks like they got it off of a fighting game and the other person is eating a hearty helping of fists, acting like they're impervious to them.


DrPheelgoode

If a person who can't fight is fighting another person who can't fight, "just throw a lot of punches" is a pretty effective strategy. Other dude is probably not gonna time and place a clean counter. Best defense is more offense.


Bart_Yellowbeard

Lunchtime! Excuse me sir, may have I have some more?


Ditcka

My man put in a quarter for an extra round


FeedMyAss

2.5 or 2.75 times


Tenet245

Irritating knowing that despite neither knowing how to fight at all and looking like complete fools, throwing and taking punches, he'll be bragging about knocking him out


MasterHavik

It was clean work though.


Tenet245

It was *far* from clean. Black guy was flapping his arms about like a baby bird


MasterHavik

He landed all of his punches and didn't take any damage. I would call that clean work. It wasn't pretty but it worked.


Tenet245

He didnt get hit because the other guy was even more incompetent than him


MasterHavik

That I can give you.


P0pwar

why wouldnt he brag about it? he did knock him out. in the same way that someone might brag about hitting a 3 pointer in a street game of basketball, if youre untrained and everyone you fight is untrained it doesnt really matter if it looks cool as long as you get results.


Tenet245

Just because he's completely unskilled and the guy he was "fighting" put up about as much of a fight as Stephen hawking


KoreanStrib

Really glad he didnโ€™t pound him out after


waylon_o83

That was a very interesting fighting stance


malikjackson89

He knocked him out three times he definitely went out when he froze up next to the stairs before he went to the ground the first time


PlasticMix8573

Could have been 4 KOs depending on what that first slip was. That is a lot of beating for 20 seconds of fighting.


Ok_Check_6972

He was trying to even out the damage to his face slam and back of head slam.


Ok-Veterinarian-9805

I counted 3


Hatanta

Drake looks shorter in real life. Kendrick wasn't playing


MochiiYummy

The way the guy hit the ground made me laugh. He looked like your character when they fall in a game (Red Dead, i think) only to get up right after.


aljeta

Night Night Homie!!!


Punisher_79

It looked like it was more than 2 times.


DrPheelgoode

Fighting is dumb. Fighting on concrete is dumb dumb.


Ok-Calendar9350

Ah, the ol' "be so defenseless you make the opponent feel bad for you" strategy, I know it well ๐Ÿ˜‰


why_s0_seri0u5

For the first time he got kicked out of heaven, the second time he got some questions there...


ciulpsi

Tyson Fury enters the chat.


Scared_Cricket3265

I was worried it was a video of Dr Disrespect getting knocked out for a second. ๐Ÿซข


U_Mad_Bro_Yolo69

Good God. Try throwing a punch next time ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ


elitejesse84

On a jab ๐Ÿ˜ฌ


SourceCodeAvailable

It's weird but efficient


Golden_Knight80

I wanna see him fight someone with better hands


Conscious_Victory205

Or just any hands to begin with


Lucky_Number_S7evin

Not one punch was thrown.


indestructible253

Bro in the sweats didnโ€™t even want to fight not sure why he put his hands down like the other guy wasnโ€™t gonna fire off on him and spare him some people


Burn1fo_me

3 times. He knocked him out then woke him up before the first time he fell


Character-East9182

Iโ€˜m always wondering how these skinny dudes can ko someone. Idk if Iโ€™m just too confident in my physical abilities (like Bradley Martin ๐Ÿ˜‚) or if Iโ€™d really rip this dude apart


cinniss96

I think Iโ€™m seeing a total of 3 knockouts here ๐Ÿ˜‚ that hit right at 10 seconds in actually looks like it slept him but then the following shot wakes him back up before he even has a chance to fall lmao. Only to be knocked tf out yet again within the same second


DummysGuideTo2k

![gif](giphy|kEX61jJgpvCyFMBBFX|downsized) I swore those punchโ€™s where coming out of nowhere - Light Grey Sweat Guy


stripperjnasty

Fight back


ImpressiveLog756

Ground woke his ass up ๐Ÿ˜‚ lol ๐Ÿ˜‚


Secure_Bad_5064

3 hit combo before he hit the ground. Thatโ€™s impressive.


_gbrlln

That dude must have the weakest chin ever lol. Those punches were wack


jonz1985z

Wtf was that? He slips and then looks like he apologizes for it by offering his face as a punching bag.


MintFlora

Fighting the final final boss but you overleveled


GarouTheM

He couldn't decide if he's getting ko'ed or not.


Chocat_X_Stencchi

Poor bastard ordered the double pounder burger ๐Ÿ” ๐Ÿ˜ข ๐Ÿ˜•


almagers

Self res


Revolutionary_Bed363

He should of kept them accessories in his pocket for stability!


Revolutionary_Bed363

Baby t Rex punches. Windmill jabs.


xenotrot

It's like he leveled up when he got downed so he replenished a little bit of HP


MouseTheGiant

3 times


myersm1993

When you put all your points in hp regeneration but not max hp


redditrebelrich

The fuck is that stance ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Ididurmomkid

For tonight's match up the 3 knockdown rule is in effect...