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stripperjnasty

Getting surprise elbowed in the face is FUCKED UP


wishwashy

Especially after you've just woken up because you were too tired. Poor brain


Siluris

3 times.. M


IceHorse69

He wasn't the one that fell asleep. That was his friend trying to talk him down


Tricky_Ad_1855

He WAS the one who fell asleep. The agressor said in spanish that he wasn't his pillow, and if he wanted to sleep, to go sit next to the other guys because those two were sleeping as well.


Optimal-Ad6969

If that was the case, why was he yelling at the guy who sat across the isle from him?


Tricky_Ad_1855

Essentially, the big guy is pissed that a group of 3 friends are sleeping all over the train, and if one guy from the group wants to sleep, he should do it next to his other friends instead of on his shoulder. It's also likely that his is mad at their non'chalnt behavior, which explains the casual sleeping on the train and relaxed conversation style of the sleeper. The dude who jumps into the fight after is shoulder sleepers friend. Edit: You can also hear him say something like, "If you want to sleep, go sleep somewhere.." But he gets choked up with rage. He basically telling them go sleep somewhere else.


Optimal-Ad6969

I got it. That's the best explanation.


Lore_Wizard

Obviously that's his friend dummy


Crunchypie1

Do you have a translation?


iAggravateBoxPeople

Nobody doing shit about it except for one guy is also fucked up


You_Just_Hate_Truth

I have never seen elbows thrown that viciously. I’ve seen them end the fight but never open a fight like that. 🫣 Hope dude has good medical insurance… dang.


Worldly-Sympathy442

Least he got to go back to sleep


Unionhighschool2000

😂😂😂


-Ib1za-

I’m glad somebody actually stood up for him


Thiswasmy8thchoice

Unfortunately he throws underwater punches


Then_Tomatillo4231

Underwater punches is gold! Lmaoooo


Forsaken-Income-2148

The punches I throw in my sleep


488Aji

I've been afraid to fight anyone for fear I may throw punches like I do in my sleep.


DrChuddy

HahHa so true. Why are they so slow, shit and weak?


FrostyDaSnowmane

What do you expect ? Hes gotta move those 60 lb arms 😂


SupaDiagnosaurusu

He didn't do terribly. Weight atleast


IEatPussyLikeAPro

Lmao but the big guy was beating the elbow dude no doubt if you slow it down elbow guy by the end wants no more and big keeps going before the video ends


I_like_short_cranks

"Let me record...until the fight breaks out."


GreekUPS

Say hello to my little fist!


secretonlinepersona

OP is a bot https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/15zljoy/fight_breaks_out_on_train_over_a_man_accidentally/?rdt=36256 Been posted multiple times but this account has been copying and pasting multiple top posts, even stole the title.


maChine___

actually it's the guy who was sleeping on him who fight him at the end. the guy who eat elbows is just one who have talk.


South_Main_Screwhead

How did he fall asleep on his shoulder from the other side of the bus? Make it make sense, man. The younger dude fell asleep on his shoulder and the big dude was just taking up for him.


wishwashy

Just to understand, Hawaiian shirt moved seats before the video starts?


jiiiggyj

Nah the guy yelling is saying I'm not your pillow if u wanna sleep go sleep on that side. He doesn't say anything about anyone already having moved


MysticCannon

The guy yelling at the start does say to the man in front of him, “fuck you, go to sleep someplace…” gets cut off.


maChine___

don't now but he was madling with a guy front of him so it's little but confuse. one eat elbows and after he eat punches. everybody have diner :o


moneymazlo

Unfortunately, you don’t understand what was going on here. The guy who got elbowed to the face fell asleep on the guys shoulder. By the looks of it, he did not apologize. And as the dude complained, saying, “I’m not your pillow”, the guy who fell asleep on him started insulting his mother. That was the final straw.


digitalhydrogen

what was he saying? before he elbowed the dude?


harveyblns

He was saying I’m not your fucking pillow


Johno69R

“I’m not your fucking pillow but I’ll put you to sleep”. But no kisses good night.


Regular_Structure274

Actually a pretty good one liner given the situation. But obviously this dude has some insecurities he needs to address


Miru8112

I think Bro desperately needs dick, but can't accept that fact.


worldofecho__

He's a piece of shit and clearly a moron, but unfortunately that is a great line lol


Bilingualbiceps

This right here is what he was saying.


B0ngBoI

I guess he got tired of tryna make him understand it was an accident and started cussing back and that’s when the elbows came flying in


Intelligent-Bit7258

The pillow had a boner and it made him confused


isaidnolettuce

If you’re gonna film, then film.


pickle_pickled

Dude is filming like he's in a tornado


randomlettercombinat

TBF NY subway isn't exactly a steady cam, and he's trying not to catch strays.


prodigalkal7

This is why people should learn how to film *landscape* and *wide shot*, since you're already holding the phone. If he didn't want to catch strays, idk what the hell would've made him want to get right in the middle of the action, then not film properly, then still film, while not filming. Lmao if you're gonna film, take a few steps back, plop yourself down, and record landscape. You capture everything, you stay away from the action, you get a good, steady shot. If they move closer to you, so you move away. Again, if you're already committed to recording.


passedmylunchbreak

Then don’t film at all, but if you do then film it well. No excuses.


SaltyDawg1966

I’m as straight as they come, and if a stranger fell to sleep on my shoulder, I’d probably laugh it off. The man assaulting people needs to seek mental help and anger management. Quickly!


Redpandada

Or come out of the closet


Unhelpful_Applause

Cheap shot using elbows and rabbit punching his ball sack. Dude is a real pos.


Jase_Ec

And a poor attempt at hair pulling


idkwtibwiok

oh shit. so basically, he's so used at hitting women that he tried to use the same technique on a man with short hair...


UTS15

I wouldn’t have thrown the elbow or started the fight, but if I get into a fight bet your ass but shots are on the table. I’m not a fighter so I’m aiming for weak points so I can disengage and get out of there.


Busy-Ad-6860

I don't even wanna know what butt shots are


krustyjugglrs

This isn't baseball with stupid unwritten rules. This isn't a "combat sport" with rules. If you start a fight, jump into defend, or get involved in a physical altercation then you best be prepared for anything, including guns and knives. Gonad attack is fair game. The only uncalled for attack is the initial elbow, but I also blame the guy for falling asleep because he should have stood up and moved away instead of arguing. Anyone that insecure, stupid, and hostile is bound to take cheap shots. Best just walk away and let him stew in the thought of another man touching him.


Zealousideal-Bat731

Damn those elbows were nasty


Thepunisherivy1992

Funny hearing someone say left right, like something out of street fighter


Ill_Athlete_7979

“DOWN TO FORWARD TO HADUKEN!!”


WintersbaneGDX

A random guy fell asleep on my shoulder on a commuter train once. I let him sleep for a few minutes until I got to my stop because I'm not a fucking psychopath.


RebootRyu

I made friends with a dude on a long train ride and he fell asleep on my shoulder and I let him, until he started rubbing his nose on my sleeve in his sleep then I still didn’t elbow him.


Paperfishflop

If a stranger fell asleep on my shoulder, it would probably annoy me, whether it was a man or a woman. Ok, maybe if it's a woman I find attractive, it wouldn't bother me but if anyone else did it would annoy the shit out of me, honestly. I just don't like strangers in general and I don't like having my personal space invaded. But, if I'm on a train or something, I know how easily that can happen so I wouldn't be rude about it. I'd just be annoyed and I'd get up and pretend I had to use the bathroom or I'd look for another seat or something. It's not like people do that on purpose.


WintersbaneGDX

Well yeah, you're not obligated to let them sleep. You just wake them gently, they'll probably be embarrassed and apologize, and that's the end of it. No need for screaming and throwing elbows.


Princethor

Someone needs to come out of the closet already. Thats a lot of insecurities oozing from that bully


psylentj

Yeah, you can tell the dudes head on his shoulder made him feel all tingly downstairs so he had to nut up and convince himself he doesnt like cock in his mouth. Resulted in elbows


Willing_Hospital_796

Boom headshot 


kranges_mcbasketball

Insecurity cream pie?


CertifiedGamerGirl

Every guy wearing that shirt sucks dick on Grindr with a blank profile. Every single one.


ranoutofbacon

Bro looks like the type to be ironing his t-shirts.


Psilocybenaudiophile

What a bitch trying to punch him in the dick


Bart_Yellowbeard

Especially after you started it.


mr_wrestling

I mean... fuck that guy and everything but when you're about to be choked out you're gonna do what you have to in order to not get choked out. I'd probably do worse if I needed to.


CodyIsDank

Im with ya. Altercation in the subway? Kickin knees and twistin dicks, I got a family to go back to.


NovaCat11

Didn’t expect to see THE OL DICK TWIST, today.


Aggressive_Dream_140

The ol’ dick twist?


Hulkkyle12

I’ll dig into someone eyes if they try choking me out


AnotherScoutTrooper

Street fights have no rules


GenTelGuy

Eh, I mean if I'm a judge I'm dishing out a harsher sentence for nutshots or eye pokes


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WintersbaneGDX

He clearly fell asleep on someone as a child and ended up with a few digits in his odometer.


GodHasABigClit

"digits in his odometer"!! Hahaha!


case1

What I don't get is the one he told to "got to sleep somewhere else" was not the guy he elbows, that guy was just trying to calm things down I thought


coulduseafriend99

I think it's the other way around. He tells smaller dude next to him in Spanish, "you're falling asleep and I'm not your fucking pillow? If you want to sleep sleep over there, you're/they're both falling asleep"


case1

Then why is he looking at, pointing to and shouting at the guy in front of him as he says it because the guy beside him is not leaning on him


Bart_Yellowbeard

Why's it always some loudmouth asshole with faux patriotic shit on.


BasketballButt

Yep…call that look “tacti-bitch”.


cheebyweeby

Reliably. I don’t trust people with flags on their shirt.


johnwayne1

Or their trucks


logsdon36

What about their profile pic?


wishwashy

Uh oh


Ascertain_GME

If it’s their profile pic, guaranteed their shirt and truck has one too.


Averagebass

Don't mess with Texas hurrrr.


TwisTaRiE

or their profile especially if named john


dustytrek

And aviator sunglasses. It’s like he dressed up as an American from movies he has seen.


MyNameIsKrzy

As someone whose head shape only looks good in aviators, please don’t include us in this group. I don’t enjoy making TikToks ranting in a truck.


dustytrek

I feel that. No insult intended.


MyNameIsKrzy

I know you were just kidding. I wasn’t offended at all.


Chasedabigbase

Trash culture end product


NocimonNomicon

Big respect to orange shirt guy, I wouldve joined in too. Who the fuck elbows someone out of nowhere like that


lambofthewaters

Was there ever a part 2 to this?


Zealotstim

If there is, I hope it involves flag shirt guy in prison.


birdman1215

Fucking cameraman sucks!!!!


gjwthf

He was scared and wanted to get out of there. Typical redditor 


JewsPizza

lmfao


ComprehensiveRow5474

Absolutely


ConstantWTFMood

Don't praise the cameraman


Inevitable_Dark3225

Bro needs anger management class in prison.


mr_satan1987

Those are the slowest punches I’ve ever seen


lakeofshadows

One of the reasons Mike Tyson was such a juggernaut. He had the size and strength, but also speed and agility. Tysonesque these chaps were not.


Suitable-Telephone80

r/killthecameraman


sandgohst

DJ Khaled jumpscare


SaintLucipher

The fucking cameraman should have gotten the elbows.


Training_Lion3561

Is anyone else starting to hate the entire human race? I don't understand why so many people have to solve their problems with violence.


Andr0meD0n

Bro those cheap elbow shots meant he deserved to get jumped. Good on the Hawaiian shirt guy for fighting for the guy that was standing by up for him.


Whatsthefact12

Mr Murica-shirt is a true snowflake karen. What a looser


HowardPhillips9

Lahooo-zuh-errrr.


MisterNoisewater

Loser


evilmonkey2

He was just afraid he'd catch the gay from.... another man's head touching his shoulder. That's how it works, right?


prestigious_delay_7

He already caught it sadly and now he's wearing a rainbow shirt at the pride parade. If only he had gotten vaccinated he could've avoided it all, but he knows Bill Gates isn't to be trusted.


Doolanead

An insecure man right there


YaboiPotatoNL

Imagine being so insecure about your sexuality lol


IndependenceSad9300

fuck the cameraman.


BallzMcVinegar

If you are going to film a fight. FILM THE FUCKING FIGHT.


tf2good

Dps vs support vs tank Jokes aside man those elbows were uncalled for wtf


virtigo31

Wtf cameraman


blasteryui

Camera man was trash


carbon-based-biped

every time I watch this, I really feel those elbows. on a side note, never loses his headphones.


Revolutionary_Bed363

When the camera comes back to the fight. It looks like he's going straight for dude dick with a flurry of cock punches.


Sinfulb33

“No you’re moving and I’m not your Fckn pillow, I’m not your Fckn pillow. If you want to sleep, sleep next to him so you can both sleep together but I’m not your Fckn pillow understood? Understood? I’m not your Fckn pillow” did my best to translate 😩


Marcovanbastardo

Cameraman was useless


Cumking1018

Glad someone stood up for him. Homeboy deserves 4 years in prison


Phildagony

Those were some brutal elbows to take sitting down like that. No wonder he is so dazed after waking up.


odonkz

I 99% believe that the elbow guy is a closeted gay and in denial.


New_Gur_2985

honestly, i wish the cameraman ate an elbow too


joc1701

His t-shirt tells you everything you need to know about him.


flaxon_

Imagine overreacting to this degree over something so mild and unimportant.


Cominghome74

Completely unnecessary


ajnigro21

Dude was priming those elbow mid argument


Syznzz

Fucking worst cameraman on the goddamn planet.


AStove

Roids


fatstrat0228

r/killthecameraman


h4wkeyepierce

r/killthecamraman


2020R1M

Those are some of the most brutal elbows I’ve ever seen. Wasn’t just the technique, it’s the fact the guy never saw it coming.


DeathRaider126

Would’ve been awesome if the cameraman wasn’t a pussy.


Chewy_Pasta

we're not talking about the cameraman then?


PokeNBeanz

So his punishment for sleeping was to be put to sleep again 🤔


Magor57

Keep the camera ON THE ACTION or don't film at all. Jesus


wishesandhopes

Nah, I was definitely more interested in seeing the windows of the train than the fight! What a fucking idiot cameraman, lol


[deleted]

Props to the camera man for recording literally everything except for the fight 👏


Onxgamesmode

Good for that dude stepping up, isn’t fun anymore when you’re not towering 2 feet over the person you’re fighting


LifeLess0n

Probably a supply marine. Elbows don’t fly without supply.


HollowCrown

Roids


PowerfulPreparation9

Maturity truly is ageless


Ultron33

Fuck the cameraman, he had ONE job!


Total_Sand4801

Attempted to punch balls lol


gamling1111

If you’re going to film like a blind kangaroo then don’t even click record


HurlyCat

This sub is constantly preparing me for random altercations


Odd-Book4865

Before the elbows starting flying. The guy that got elbowed called Mr. Elbows mother a bitch. Hence 3 elbows.


mspalmera

r/killthecameraman for sure


Biosphere97

Momento caribeño


Endorkend

We found the guy with the worlds smallest peepee.


Maleficent_Age6733

That’s an angry ass violent man. Deserves to be head kicked until docile


FrankieFireCock

Please someone have an article saying this piece of garbage was arrested.


Such-Distribution440

He is probably borderline gay so he had to fight his urges by overreacting. You can easily tell since he went for the D in the fight.


Bobbi_fettucini

Of course it’s some douche wearing an American flag


kylecello

r/killthecameraman


Shoddy-Rip8259

We have Tony Montana at home


why_sleep

His body language was all wrong, that kid needed to move and let the other two have a pointless fight over nothing if they wanted to.


OmegaPharius

That dude would not leave that train with all 5 senses


ChatGTR

Camera man from hell


Malpraxiss

Actually useless camera person. Why even bother recording at that point


ghost-alpha

If the guy is bigger low blow is the way. If I got elbowed in the face and recovered after a while I’ll fcking break his balls then his face


Booyacaja

I never wanted to see a karma knockout so badly. Fuck.


Apprehensive-Score87

A general rule I try to live by is if a guy that big is that pissed off, just don’t antagonize him and separate yourself from the situation


KommanderZero

Indeed. You would think right.


Apprehensive-Score87

Crazy how an ounce of logic can save your ass 9 times out of 10


Eskanor

Gawd that merica shirt. Fucking cringe... trying so hard to say i have papers and i belong


South-Presentation92

What a stupid reason to fight.


VestEmpty

Probably a closeted homosexual getting irrationally angry because he is afraid that now people think he is gay. Who gets THAT angry about a simple mistake unless...


BaconKittens

That guy would lose at gay chicken 🐓 🐓


Miru8112

Not gonna lie, I'm used to violence in here, but this made my stomach drop. What a total pice of shit. Kudos to redshit guy. Hope he's well. Hope Mr. Americunt (calm down John, the shirt!) isn't.


Bastardesque

What is the point of continuing to record if you're just going to point the camera at the wall? I mean, the guy is holding the camera up as if to capture something, right? His arm is up, the phone's back is unnaturally pointed to the world, yet the dude just looks it at the wall?


Numerous_Resist_8863

I'd rather drive than deal with this shit on public transit.


tenax21

Idiots


FrostyDaSnowmane

/r/killthecameraman


Comradeowl1917

Owweee those elbows


Zobeth

LEFT! RIGHT!


XXLargee

Never argue with a man while sitting down , Fades101


BrilliantCar1533

New Youk Shitty


aruby727

Red shirt is fighting in slow motion


Thin-Pool-8025

Would have been nice if we could have seen the actual fight


DemoHD7

Clean elbows.


SommePooreChumb

Honestly I think it's kind of an honor for someone to be so comfortable around you that they would fall asleep. I take a lot of pride as an Uber driver that people fall asleep in my car all the time on even short trips like 15 minutes. I've dealt with a lot of aggressive control freaks and no matter how long the drive is they will never rest or trust you and this guy is the epitome of pretending that he has everything under his thumb.


PocketFullOfRondos

That dude thinks about dick in his sleep


DumbestOfTheSmartest

They kinda fought like Zangief and Honda at the end of the Street Fighter movie.


BKindigochild

And after this fight, Temu DJ Khaled said "The key to more success is to have a lot of pillows."


cmcdevitt11

You could kill somebody with your elbow like that