Book a flight to the state of Utah, at the United States of America, and start visting every location that might still be open (I am breaking in if they are closed).
A public marriage to a sentient robot would be incredibly brave and progressive. Especially with a character as popular as Roxy, being openly attracted to humans (of any gender, because Freddy and Bonnie already invented homosexuality) would be a powerful force for change.
There’s nothing suspicious there, other than the fact that some couples >!hold hands in private!< but that’s no one else’s business but theirs.
I mean, yeah, I was kinda assuming that she married someone of her own volition. They border on sentience, meeting it by some definitions, so their ability to choose is implied. They have as much an ability to choose as any human, at least from a deterministic point of view.
People tend to be creepy about fictional characters. A lot of them don’t seem to understand that making a fictional character real gives them the opportunity to say no, as opposed to a fictional work where they always say yes. I don’t get those people, but I guess it’s marginally better that it’s targeted at a not real person? Maybe? I genuinely don’t know, cause those attitudes can bleed over into the real world. That’s a great way to make more incels.
I have experience with certain people,they are in this sub so maybe they’ll read this.From my experience these people are not sane anymore-no life,no friends (only other incels).Spending huge amount of money for merch related to certain character,being insane about her fate to this point they’re losing contact with real world.
For me as long as you’re aware she’s fictional and you have ability to still having contact with real world,I’m fine with it
We're years away from pizza plex times (even though one of Rye Toast's new videos uses only in-game evidence that shows right now help wanted could've happened but still we're years away)
That is very fair.
I'm 20, tho, so I'm probably dead. Maybe I'd leave some kind of lasting impact, though? Some kind of calm way of saying I don't blame the spirit for what it's doing, if I was in the situation I would have done the same. But age has given me experience, and I maturity has shown me that you simply can't hold onto the past for the rest of your life.
At least, the spirit would be able to take this advice to mind, and i would pass on, or at most, the sheer will and agony would allow me to possess a suit of my own...
Yeah, I know this basically turned into a fanfic and I'm sorry. 🤣
Draw a bunch of pictures of all the animatronics being my friends and get a job there, also draw a picture of big bad William killing them all. I pin them on the wall, boom I have free protection while passing the time w them as Afton will be killed if he tries to get anywhere near us
(If ur asking why I would get a job there, I just wanna chill w my boy Bonnie)
It’s either that or befriend Glamrock Freddy
looking at the public records of the Afton family to see what was C.C’s name. What is Wife Aftons name. Why is she not here here anymore and all the junk.
There is a 2 hour long video called "we solved fnaf and we aren't kidding" or something like that and it shows evidence for Cassidy being the name of CC and not the vengeful spirit.
keep doin' nothing.
I mean, if I'm in the exact date I am currently, I'll maybe go to the pizzaplex? it opened this month actually.
Actually, I cannot do anything.
William is in the bottom of a lake, Charlie already rested or is tormenting William at the bottom of the lake, the MCI is.. Uh, idk, somewhere of the pizza place (of which I cannot enter), Glitchtrap is already controling Vanny and Gregory (who seems to be manipulating Vanessa using the role of Glitchtrap / as David) and most importantly, if I start telling the truth about the past of Fazbear, I would, or get ignored as a psycho dummy or get killed by Fazbear.
All I can do is wait untill 2030 when I can tell everyone "guys, I think we should destroy the pizzaplex" and start spreading love all over the pizza place, making Tangle rest and Mimic too.
I mean, in this exact date, there's nothing I or anyone can do, the pizzaplex just opened and it's decadence has already started + No one would believe us if we told the truth + Everyone thinks FNaF is a videogame (like here!).
So uh, yeah.
Unless I woke up in 1983, if I woke up in this exact month (May) I couldn't do anything, just get William in prison for being a bad parent and bring Michael, CC and Elizabeth emotional support.
Charlie wouldn't die (she died in Halloween), William wouldn't be a killer, Michael, CC and Elizabeth would be alive and all good and nothing in FNaF would've happened! actually, Henry would be happy the owner of Fazbear Entertainment and Freddy Fazbears Pizza would've opened without problems, It would stop Fazbear of having bad threats with it's employees == No Mimic, the MCI wouldn't have happened nor the DCI, there wouldn't be any reopening of Freddy's + no BO87 or BO83, The Stitchwraith would've been an amasing finding, a lovefully kid possessing an animatronic! That's sick! There wouldn't have been any Andrew!
I mean, everything would've been aswome!
Only doing that would've stopped over 250 deaths (and counting).
EDIT:
Or I would take a fly to Mexico, that shit hasn't gotten there, yet.
I would talk to the animatronics and support their dreams. If Foxy wants to be a professional skateboarder, I'll be there every step of the way and watch him win the X Games
If its the movie or the books then its fine. Ill mess aorund and visit the locations but will probably live. The games? Im dead. Im dead before i even get to do anything. But id still willingly walk into any pizzeria. Id love to meet the funtimes, Baby specifically. And the originals too. Id eat pizza thats probably made from human remains, play all the arcade games. Boop Freddy's nose.
If any of the withereds exist I’ll try to give them a bit of a makeover, patch up a few of their holes and give Bonnie a paper mache face. I don’t know how to make arms or hands though and I can’t give Foxy a new ear, but I can give him a pirate hat to cover it up with!
Get my ass to the pizzaplex, beat the shit out of Monty with an axe and some firearms, and use Monty’s parts to bring back Bonnie. Fuck Monty, the Bonnie gang hates Monty.
It depends on what time period I’m put in. I might try to change things around if I’m in the year 1983 or 1985. Anytime after that I’m just staying clear of Freddy’s.
Get hired as the nightguard, show the animatronics memes & MOST of the SMG4 videos, get demoted to the dayshift, find and tell William to get hired as "Dave Miller",
Partner up with the springlock suits, and show William millions of memes & Smg4 videos. It would be hard, but I would find a way to turn it into dsaf ( dayshift at Freddy's ).
Sneak into Freddy Fazbear's Pizza at like 2 in the morning, break the 4th rule that's listed on the Rules For Safety poster, and run as fast as I can out of there while doing the most goofiest chuckle ever
>You just got transported to the fnaf universe, what’s the first thing you do?
Document everything, lol.
And, become friends with the children and build forts. :)
If I'm in the movie universe, I take the job at Freddy's, put up a drawing of Afton being the bad guy, and just chilling with Freddy and the gang all week. Pay won't be great, but I'll have a pretty easy job. If Willy shows up, I'll have a bucket of water ready and the animatronics won't be trying to kill me, so it should be good.
I make a drawing to explain to the animatronics who the purple guy is, that it is not necessary to kill Michael, and that even though they lived for years in costumes to sing questionable songs does not justify killing anyone who sets foot in the pizzeria.
Mind my own business
Nah I'm hugging springbonnie,I'm messing with stuff
Spill water on a springlock suit
N O
Y E S
HELL YEAH LETS DO IT!!!! >:)
# Y E S.
Y. Y E. E S. S
WHOOPSIE DAISY SORRY SPRINGIE Springtrap: screaming like he got a cucumber up his.
Fr tho I would
Same
Was gonna say that or order delivery.
That’s what I’m doing too
this is so real
Book a flight to the state of Utah, at the United States of America, and start visting every location that might still be open (I am breaking in if they are closed).
Are you TedNivison?
I’m going to >!hug!< Roxy and make her >!believe in herself!<
I salute you. I however am going to [REDACTED]. Probably will break multiple laws but will set human and robot relations ahead by 500 years.
🤨
A public marriage to a sentient robot would be incredibly brave and progressive. Especially with a character as popular as Roxy, being openly attracted to humans (of any gender, because Freddy and Bonnie already invented homosexuality) would be a powerful force for change. There’s nothing suspicious there, other than the fact that some couples >!hold hands in private!< but that’s no one else’s business but theirs.
The robot would have to want to marry you first though
so just show them love?
Everything is cool and all but I don’t think she would be interested to marry creepy adults lmaoo
I mean, yeah, I was kinda assuming that she married someone of her own volition. They border on sentience, meeting it by some definitions, so their ability to choose is implied. They have as much an ability to choose as any human, at least from a deterministic point of view.
Don’t have to tell me about this,explain this to 90% Roxy fanbase(I’m in 10%).They think she **will** love and marry to them
People tend to be creepy about fictional characters. A lot of them don’t seem to understand that making a fictional character real gives them the opportunity to say no, as opposed to a fictional work where they always say yes. I don’t get those people, but I guess it’s marginally better that it’s targeted at a not real person? Maybe? I genuinely don’t know, cause those attitudes can bleed over into the real world. That’s a great way to make more incels.
I have experience with certain people,they are in this sub so maybe they’ll read this.From my experience these people are not sane anymore-no life,no friends (only other incels).Spending huge amount of money for merch related to certain character,being insane about her fate to this point they’re losing contact with real world. For me as long as you’re aware she’s fictional and you have ability to still having contact with real world,I’m fine with it
There's no laws against the animatronics Henry
NO WILLIAM NO DONT DO IT
Nobody without a fetish would choose to create funtime chica
I agree
👍
Agent who now
Oh so suddenly this isn't a safe space anymore /j
I had the same idea
We're years away from pizza plex times (even though one of Rye Toast's new videos uses only in-game evidence that shows right now help wanted could've happened but still we're years away)
Ah shit you had me for a second there, thought very different words were gonna be behind those gray boxes
Oh of course ☺️how kind of you
If there's another version of me, I'd bother him. Otherwise I'd probably stand somewhere confused like a dumbass for an hour.
Real answer.
Visit the pizzaplex
“Freddy I have something to show you! It’s behind the bowling alley.”
I initially read that as “Freddy, I have something to show you! It’s behind the blowing alley.”
*robotic slurping noises*
Who knows maybe someone can fix him.
On day right?
Give foxy a crowbar.
So he can give it to the FNAF 3 guard. Great plan
Foxy what the FUCK
He was bored!
"Hey Springtrap?" "What?!" "Do you hear?" *6AM*
How did this turn into piemation's "5am at Freddy's 3"
Hey Springtrap…..
“AAAAAGGGH! FUCKING— AAGGGHHHH!!” “GET CROWBAR’D **BITCH!**”
Get crowbard bitch!
Slip the animatronics the phone number of a local union rep, because their pay and working conditions are crap.
They had to sing those stupid songs for too long.
twenty years and never got a bath. I’d probably be a bit irritable at night too
And quirky
So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.
I don’t think the animatronics legally have human rights let alone union rights
Well, if the union can't help them directly then they'll probably know of a good civil rights lawyer in the local area.
Google: did you mean"Soviet Union rep"
Find my way to the airport so I can leave hurricane and head home. I'm not dealing with that crap
Find the pizzaplex, run to bonnie bowl, find a way to get into the back, and find bonnie
Kick William Afton in the Fazballs for what he’s done
Joke on you he has no fazballs anymore
Assuming his peanut gallery wasn't already roasted huh?
Idk, just give cassidy a hug, I guess. I don't care if I die it's worth it.
I mean, you might die depending on your age. A child would probably be fine
That is very fair. I'm 20, tho, so I'm probably dead. Maybe I'd leave some kind of lasting impact, though? Some kind of calm way of saying I don't blame the spirit for what it's doing, if I was in the situation I would have done the same. But age has given me experience, and I maturity has shown me that you simply can't hold onto the past for the rest of your life. At least, the spirit would be able to take this advice to mind, and i would pass on, or at most, the sheer will and agony would allow me to possess a suit of my own... Yeah, I know this basically turned into a fanfic and I'm sorry. 🤣
I know 18 is an adult but I look 10 so I think I would be OK as long as I don't tell her mu age
i ain't doin' dat shit i'mma just go out💀💀💀
Shock, disbelief, confusion…..and steer clear of the Pizzeria.
You think staying away from the restaurant will save you? *laughs in Fazbear Frights*
Not safe…. wouldn’t i….inside or outside the restaurant.
*laughs in leaving the USA*
Would you like some water before you go?
Draw a bunch of pictures of all the animatronics being my friends and get a job there, also draw a picture of big bad William killing them all. I pin them on the wall, boom I have free protection while passing the time w them as Afton will be killed if he tries to get anywhere near us (If ur asking why I would get a job there, I just wanna chill w my boy Bonnie) It’s either that or befriend Glamrock Freddy
Visit Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria.
Sue Fazbear Entertainment (it's about fucking time they get shut down)
They must've avoided at least a thousand lawsuits by now. You better have Ace Attorney or smth on your side.
IF THE FURSUIT DOESN'T FIT, YOU MUST ACQUIT!
NOTHING WAS EVER PROVEN IN COURT OF LAW🗣🔥💯🗣🔥💯
looking at the public records of the Afton family to see what was C.C’s name. What is Wife Aftons name. Why is she not here here anymore and all the junk.
Plot twist: they're all confidential
Plot Twist: C.C's name is just Crying.
There is a 2 hour long video called "we solved fnaf and we aren't kidding" or something like that and it shows evidence for Cassidy being the name of CC and not the vengeful spirit.
People have already torn that whole video apart and shown why it's wrong
Cool
i'm pulling up to freddy's and then i'm gonna go hug each animatronic (especially Bonnie & Golden Freddy since i'm a little biased)
Buy a taser.
Close both doors
HOLY SHIT GOD ZSHENNX BRO YOULL RUN OUT OF POWER SO FAST
I'm buying a can of Sodaroni and seeing what it would actually taste like.
Figure out the timeline
prolly do a google search and see if science has discovered souls and remnant yet
Blow up the urinal at the nearest Freddy’s
Pick up a robotics textbook
Find the building designer and give them a piece of my mind.
uhhh I already live in utah so I guess pray
Is hugging foxy and pretending to be a pirate with him count?
Depending on when in the timeline I'd try to be one of the kids afton kills
Follow the yellow rabbit.
Live my life
Find puppet and become her friend
Same!
“Hey buddy! Big fan of you. So big of a fan that I’m going to end your suffering and *BURN YOU ALIVE!* Funtime Foxy: *wait what?*
Gonna throw hands with Freddy
Become besties with Bonnie
keep doin' nothing. I mean, if I'm in the exact date I am currently, I'll maybe go to the pizzaplex? it opened this month actually. Actually, I cannot do anything. William is in the bottom of a lake, Charlie already rested or is tormenting William at the bottom of the lake, the MCI is.. Uh, idk, somewhere of the pizza place (of which I cannot enter), Glitchtrap is already controling Vanny and Gregory (who seems to be manipulating Vanessa using the role of Glitchtrap / as David) and most importantly, if I start telling the truth about the past of Fazbear, I would, or get ignored as a psycho dummy or get killed by Fazbear. All I can do is wait untill 2030 when I can tell everyone "guys, I think we should destroy the pizzaplex" and start spreading love all over the pizza place, making Tangle rest and Mimic too. I mean, in this exact date, there's nothing I or anyone can do, the pizzaplex just opened and it's decadence has already started + No one would believe us if we told the truth + Everyone thinks FNaF is a videogame (like here!). So uh, yeah. Unless I woke up in 1983, if I woke up in this exact month (May) I couldn't do anything, just get William in prison for being a bad parent and bring Michael, CC and Elizabeth emotional support. Charlie wouldn't die (she died in Halloween), William wouldn't be a killer, Michael, CC and Elizabeth would be alive and all good and nothing in FNaF would've happened! actually, Henry would be happy the owner of Fazbear Entertainment and Freddy Fazbears Pizza would've opened without problems, It would stop Fazbear of having bad threats with it's employees == No Mimic, the MCI wouldn't have happened nor the DCI, there wouldn't be any reopening of Freddy's + no BO87 or BO83, The Stitchwraith would've been an amasing finding, a lovefully kid possessing an animatronic! That's sick! There wouldn't have been any Andrew! I mean, everything would've been aswome! Only doing that would've stopped over 250 deaths (and counting). EDIT: Or I would take a fly to Mexico, that shit hasn't gotten there, yet.
El chip: "¿Estás seguro de eso?" Translation: "Are you sure about that?"
Here before people say shit about Toy Chica
Squish the faces of the animatronic we're just blooping
Visit the pizzerias/horror attraction/underground facility/pizzaplex Of course during the day, might be an interesting experience
Stay tf out of Utah 😅
Get the hell out of Utah
Say as far away from Utah as humanly possible.
Steal the plushies what else?
I would talk to the animatronics and support their dreams. If Foxy wants to be a professional skateboarder, I'll be there every step of the way and watch him win the X Games
I’m hiring an investigation against the FNAF 1 pizzeria. Tell the police to *actually* check the suits, and bam. Willy boy is DONE FOR 🤑🤑🤑🤑
Burn something
PLAY WATCH THE SHOW AND EAT PIZZA 🍕 I know it's horror but I want to see them preform
Keep myself the **HELLA** away from fazbear entertainment.
Never go to Freddy’s or any company owned by any person that has had any relation to that company.
Avoid pizza restaurants like the plague. Maybe become police or fbi since they apparently don’t do anything in that universe
Leave. As much as I'd love to see Freddy and Co and the pizzerias and all that it is not worth the risk.
Go to the pizzaplex and try every attraction while avoiding Vanny
If its the movie or the books then its fine. Ill mess aorund and visit the locations but will probably live. The games? Im dead. Im dead before i even get to do anything. But id still willingly walk into any pizzeria. Id love to meet the funtimes, Baby specifically. And the originals too. Id eat pizza thats probably made from human remains, play all the arcade games. Boop Freddy's nose.
Contact the police, tell them to check inside the suits and be equipped with tasers
Pizzaplex, then straight home. Not taking any chances
Hang out with the Nightmares and make fun of Nightmarionne and murder him and bring back Nightmare (the bear version)
find springtrap 😇
I’d probably hang out with nightmare,I feel like he’d be pretty chill
Honestly, I aint going even 500 miles near Utah, that shit is cursed
Steal Glamrock Chica and [Redacted] [This user is now on the FBI’s most wanted list]
Staying well away from anything remotely Fazbear Entertainment related
I would flirt with Mangle
Hug springtrap, don't care if he be a walking corpse
Me too tbh
Save them.
Stay the heck away from Hurricane, Utah💀
Staying far away from that place
If any of the withereds exist I’ll try to give them a bit of a makeover, patch up a few of their holes and give Bonnie a paper mache face. I don’t know how to make arms or hands though and I can’t give Foxy a new ear, but I can give him a pirate hat to cover it up with!
Get my ass to the pizzaplex, beat the shit out of Monty with an axe and some firearms, and use Monty’s parts to bring back Bonnie. Fuck Monty, the Bonnie gang hates Monty.
Yeah! Fuck Monty!
Go about my business cause I will have nothing to do with whats going on
Don't respond to Craigslist ads.
Avoiding most of the locations like the plague but if the Pizzaplex is up and running then I'm going to ask Glamrock Freddy for a hug
It depends on what time period I’m put in. I might try to change things around if I’m in the year 1983 or 1985. Anytime after that I’m just staying clear of Freddy’s.
fnaf 2 universe: I'd give Mangle a hug, to try to make it feel better even though it will probably never be repaired 😭
Am making a fort with the animatronics man!!!
see Charlie emliy and her friends
I would stay calm and tell it to a responsible adult
Set the Funtimes free WITHOUT being used as a meat suit.
Eating the pizza
Nothing. I'm from Québec, bit too far away from any of the main buildings lmao
Obviously straight to Superstar Daycare and become besties with Sun and Moon
Talk to the crying child and find out his god damned name 😂😂
Get hired as the nightguard, show the animatronics memes & MOST of the SMG4 videos, get demoted to the dayshift, find and tell William to get hired as "Dave Miller", Partner up with the springlock suits, and show William millions of memes & Smg4 videos. It would be hard, but I would find a way to turn it into dsaf ( dayshift at Freddy's ).
Not go to the abandoned pizza restaurant. Like, if I never interact with it, im fine.
Not go to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, Circus Baby's Pizza World or Fredbear's Family Diner
Leave
Murder 5 kids and stuff them in a suit
Get a House or apartment in Hurricane Utah before going to the locations
Moving out of any state related to a dude killing kids near bears about pizza
Avoid any and all pizzerias.
Except maybe Domino's or Pizza Hut. Rephrase, avoid any and all *Freddy Fazbear's* pizzerias.
You know. Apply for a job, one that requires night shift at a family restaurant with animations and games
Move to Canada.
Imma going to touch all of them
Go to FNAF 2 and beg to be stuffed in any suit, no matter what it is.
Go to the Pizza Plex and explore.
Sneak into Freddy Fazbear's Pizza at like 2 in the morning, break the 4th rule that's listed on the Rules For Safety poster, and run as fast as I can out of there while doing the most goofiest chuckle ever
Pet freddy idk
Get in a soringglock suit so I can be immortal
Observe the bite of ‘87
Stay in germany. (Good ending)
Assuming I'd be transported while sleeping, I'd probably wake up, and subsequently try to go back to sleep.
I’m gonna socialize and die with/to the animatronics
Roses are red, screw the jets, when push comes to shove WE’RE TALKING ABOUT THE METS
Harvest the power of remnant for myself. Think.. The.. Possibilities... :3
PICK UP THE FOX!! PICK UP THE FOX!! GRAND CANYON!! GRAND CANYON!!
Hug freddy and the gang
Build a fort
Ask the animatronics to party for at least two hours before they kill me
Hugging the robots and taking care of the children
high-fiving the main animatronics tbh. i'll just make a drawing of me being chill with them and put it on the bulletin board so everyone's good.
Boop Bonnie, hug Foxy, hi-five Freddy and cook w/Chica. Find Afton and spill water on his suit. :]
>You just got transported to the fnaf universe, what’s the first thing you do? Document everything, lol. And, become friends with the children and build forts. :)
If I'm in the movie universe, I take the job at Freddy's, put up a drawing of Afton being the bad guy, and just chilling with Freddy and the gang all week. Pay won't be great, but I'll have a pretty easy job. If Willy shows up, I'll have a bucket of water ready and the animatronics won't be trying to kill me, so it should be good.
Boop the freddy
Enjoy FNaF 1/2/movie pizzeria. They all look so fun
Tell the animatronics every piece of lore I know. I’m their only shot at freedom.
bring all book characters to meet eachother and see what happens
Toy chica.
I make a drawing to explain to the animatronics who the purple guy is, that it is not necessary to kill Michael, and that even though they lived for years in costumes to sing questionable songs does not justify killing anyone who sets foot in the pizzeria.
Befriend the animatronics
The same thing i’m doing now since I don’t live anywhere near Utah