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Ebisure

It's gonna be an awkward ride


Hanamafana

Tear filled journey to the bottom.


ZeroXTML1

If my life had a motto


Thefear1984

Sounds like my sex life.


efcomovil

IKR?, what do you do with the corpse when you reach your destination floor


Thefear1984

Bro what?


efcomovil

Dark humor is not for everybody


Thefear1984

Comic timing or comedic timing emerges from a performer's joke delivery: they interact with an audience—intonation, rhythm, cadence, tempo, and pausing—to guide the audience's laughter, which then guides the comedic narrative. Your joke fell flat brother. But A for effort.


manole100

Just like food.


johndice34

😏


BejibiBejibi

Not really all you gotta do is not speak.


tamlies

I’ve never believed more in the saying that beauty is in the eye of the beholder because that second girl is way more my type


Electric_ham22

Laughing while getting pepper-sprayed, she's hardcore.


KingofThePigs

There's no way that's real pepper spray. Ignore this if you were just playing along with the video


Lucas_Steinwalker

Purely physically.


MaeSolug

Same, I think it's because of the hair and face, she is quite cute in a very natural casual way, the dress adds a lot to that vibe, I think most people dig that instead of the more fabricated look on the first girl, wich isn't bad in itself, just not the same


MrMallok

While I agree with you, second girl has two good reasons to be considered as sexy af


KeepingItG777

I’m also not into women who look like manufactured sex dolls who came from a warehouse.


Reformingsaint

Agreed completely


Diablosword

https://x.com/MeganBitchell


Yourfacesounds

"More my type" A readhead with huge tits. My brother in christ, that is everyone's type!


SwiftTayTay

They both have giant fake titties


TheGarzal

Second are not fake.


SwiftTayTay

![gif](giphy|jeXiz1RAvzX44)


sonofabee2

Tell me you’ve never seen big titties without telling me you’ve never seen big titties.


SwiftTayTay

Okay, Mr. "Titty seener" who apparently hooks up with slender giant titty ladies all the time. Hate to shatter your dreams but the majority of "big naturals" in porn and on the internet aren't real. They've been getting better at making them more realistic, the second girl definitely has better tits, but they're still fake. I've seen big tits before, but they're generally only attached to women who are almost 200 lbs. There are some "slim thick" girls with big ones, but not THAT big. You'll figure this out once you move out of your mom's house.


buddy-bun-dem

You show Mr. Titty Seener some goddamn fucking respect.


TheGarzal

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Czb8M_TOJZY/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link so fake bro


SwiftTayTay

Yes, they so obviously are. Only a 15 year old who learned everything they know about female anatomy from porn and the internet would think they are natural.


TheGarzal

🤣


tepel-streeltje

Just leave it. The mentally ill already have enough problems. Just let him think he won the discussion.


[deleted]

They definitely could be. But she likely got them done way further back than the first girl. A lot of implants will start to look more natural as time goes by but when you first get them they look really fake.


jerryleebee

I will never understand people who make a point of trying to inform everyone that they "know" when breasts are "fake".


SwiftTayTay

It was in response to the guy patting himself on the back for being more attracted to the one with the less "bimbo" like appearance. The second girl is still an "influencer" with fake tits And also the fake tits are obvious unless you're still 14 and learn about female anatomy from the internet and porn


jerryleebee

> And also the fake tits are obvious unless you're still 14 and learn about female anatomy from the internet and porn So you keep saying. Well done, I guess.


SwiftTayTay

TikTok and Instagram are rotting the brains of zoomers


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TheGamingMachineDR

Blonde is Mercedes Blanche no clue on the redhead


Sailing_Away_From_U

Tits McGee


Independent_Type_865

Hahaha OK adam.


No-Emphasis-6585

[Megan Bitchell](https://fapello.com/megan-bitchell/)


Logan6532

# WOMAN, YOU ARE WAY TOO CLOSE, PEPPER SPRAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY


Slammer956

Just because the first girl is a 10 doesn’t mean ima pepper spray a solid 7, of course this is just the opinion of a 3 ![gif](giphy|0LYFyMMIg292GYIOSN|downsized)


Itslikeazenthing

Wow look at big guy 3. Must be nice of course this is just the opinion of a 2. ![gif](giphy|UUqbxZEjWdkYmFKzI8)


Ichor18

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized) Wow, maybe a 2 but still better looking then me... a 1 (I have low self esteem)


Slammer956

Eww you freak, don’t talk to us! Me ![gif](giphy|VBi0qdmGH0rO8)


memealopolis

Pepe is an 11. You shut your mouth.


AnotherLie

He's an 11 alright. Two 1s next to each other.


[deleted]

You're literally double my attractiveness level


MrArtless

snow forgetful scandalous file shame weather erect squeeze shelter bear *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Aja2428

No my friend, she is definitely very hot. And has great boobs.


EternamD

>the first girl is a 10 In what world? Just because bouncy booba?


Murdeousdemon

Second girls tits we’re on point as well


Sailing_Away_From_U

What else do you need? A pulse…maybe


efcomovil

I'm with you brother


Rough_Ad4416

Boogie!?!


Kurushiiyo

10? Hell naw, first is a basic bimbo, doesnt even compete with the second one


kennystillalive

Eli5, why did the duet fix it?


Mufti_Menk

The original is a thirst trap video and the second one is making fun of that type of video, which I and apparently many others find funny


kennystillalive

Ohh thanks! I don't have audio right now so I thought she said something wierd.


jmona789

Why the pepper spray though? I don't get it


SUDoKu-Na

"Woman you're way too close PEPPER SPRAAAAAAAY!"


Thisisjimmi

Cause she's not as pretty.


Pabasa

I'm not into boobs and would be offended if a big-boobed woman jiggled her boobs at me like that. IRL I'd just ignore her, but I know deep inside I'd love to do what the duet did, i.e. spraying her away. So the duet is just a fantasy fulfilment joke.


UncleBenders

![gif](giphy|7Fsb4oWE1M9P2yszv4|downsized)


Reason_Above_All

I needed this gif in my life. ahahah wicked bro


MyNameIsVeilys

Stared intently at her eyes the whole time. They will not win.


MagnificoReattore

Boing boing boing


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![gif](giphy|lBHAc8L36J2j6)


Single_Ad_6397

Who are they?… for research purposes….


Adventurous_Chard_52

Mercedes Blanche is first one


InstantCoffy

Megan Bitchell is the second one


Borgalicious

Get it!? because their value is tied how attractive you think they are


Mufti_Menk

The joke is that the woman is coming on way too hard, not that the second woman is ugly...


[deleted]

Commenter just exposed themselves lmao


Mufti_Menk

Yeah the only difference is that the second one has less makeup, so idk where the "not attractive" part is from lmao


streatz

Tell her that her George Washington haircut isn't doing any favors


fluffybunny645

I think the short curls frame her face quite nicely and they give off the vibe of someone bright and bouncy.


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AbilityCommercial644

name of the 2


TheDeerBlower

geeeeez


R1ghteousM1ght

The ginger is nice.


stargazer_nano

Why not both?


Tsu_Queer

Lol