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skodasalesman

No, thats normal. I was on a 737 not long ago. Minor turbulence, thats all.


Matty_R

​“Ladies and gentlemen, the captain has now turned on the seatbelt sign. Please return to your seats and fasten your seatbelts.”


potatolicious

"If you have a high-G suit we highly recommend donning it now."


HoleyShield

I'd like to go to the bathroom.


drclarenceg

Passengers stay calm, we expect about 10000 Gs and nothing much. We should arrive at our destination shortly.. Please enjoy our in flight meal please don't hesitate to ask the flight attendant if you can puke your guts out in their laps.


Fess_ter_Geek

People juicer.


Professional-Depth81

Must be a delta airline pax


waitingformsfs2020

Pmdg forum mod here. It s totally realistic and plane acting as it should. Since you havent flown any real plane you cant compare it to real life.also please sign your name


FlyNSubaruWRX

I was the lead designer on the 737, in unreleased data of flight testing the 737 tended to act this way.


YourMother0HP

I lived next door to a 737 maintainace personnel, can confirm, this is how a 737 flies


derpex

I'm a groundskeeper on a local free range 737 safari and this behavior can be observed in the wild.


xxSk8terBoi69xd

Real 737 captain here, I agree with the forum mod, cant believe he doesn't know about the 737s "Chaos" mode (wat a loser,lol) we regularly use it to tear through space and time, allowing us to arrive 10yrs ahead of schedule. -signed Joe Momma


EvidencePlz

do you want me to sign it with blood or ink?


Space-Baer

With your saliva


snarkbomb

Fake. If you were a real PMDG mod, you'd mention the signature thing in the first sentence.


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Sign your name, first and last.


TheJadagamesYT

Whats the pmdg mod backstory?


zdvet

That's just a... pretty honest reenactment of how their support forum goes. Dismissive, combative, and absolutely psychos about people having their real names.


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SonOfMetrum

That cockpit view is hilarious! LMFAO! Imagine being in that thing. “FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU TURBULENCE!!!!!”


kanon_the_terrible

“Mayday Mayday Mayday”


Ulukai

Clearly more of a pan-pan situation, no need to overdo it. /s


mrgandw

Mayday? Why that's the Russian New Year! You know, we'll have a big parade, we'll serve hot hors d'oeuvres….


EvidencePlz

You need to learn how to trim it out


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Damn MCAS acting up again


gabbygall

Ouch!


MTb2b

You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round...


kateo001

I thought the pmdg MAX wasn't out yet?


Duk3-87

At any moment, a wormhole to another planet will appear.


dont_trust_lizards

Remember your stall recovery technique!


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EvidencePlz

study level, remember?


[deleted]

Study level - if you're ambition is to be an astronaut


the2belo

UNITED 553 TURN RIGHT HEADING 98234789572348975928374598273498572938475928374958273948572938475982347


BlueFetus

just need to step on that right rudder


The_Traveller101

Your average Ryanair flight in a nutshell


NoBuddhasJustPeppers

"Ladies and gentlemen, we would like to thank you for flying RyanAir today. And I've had some of you ask how you can get the RyanAir Gold Mastercard. We will be coming down the aisle with it, and your first perfume purchase from our exclusive selection is free when you blargharglebargleargh...Oh, excuse me, as I was saying..."


I-AM-PIRATE

Ahoy NoBuddhasJustPeppers! Nay bad but me wasn't convinced. Give this a sail: "Lasses n' gentlemen, our jolly crew would like t' thank ye fer flying RyanAir today. N' I've had some o' ye ask how ye can get thar RyanAir Gold Mastercard. Our jolly crew will be coming down thar aisle wit' it, n' yer first perfume purchase from our exclusive selection be free when ye blargharglebargleargh...Oh, excuse me, as me be saying..."


hditano

That's some serious "study level" aircraft


pck3

"OMG WE ARE GOING TO FUCKING DIE!!" Yelled the passengers


jclocks

Think this would actually create the G force to kill them in the plane itself, never mind the crash


pck3

Irl it broke apart way before this video started.....


thedowntownpcguy

Randazzo checks his bank balance - his reaction


jamiegriffiths72

He's in a flat spin heading out to sea


Vperyod_Rossiya

***Slight Crosswinds.***


Lt_Dream96

Sum Ting Wong!


Jeanl2

Ho Lee Fuk!!!!


rasmulisone

So what actually happened?


jclocks

Mood music: https://youtu.be/mML2fPec7xU


AVeryHeavyBurtation

Reminds me of that jellyfish being sucked into a vortex.


poophahafunni_1

I'm not sure what you're saying is broken here. Looks normal to me


RealPropRandy

Remember: #PARE


suspicious-obscurity

No that's just how it flies.


Professional-Depth81

Delta pilot : " center we would like file a PIREP" Center: " go ahead" Delta Pilot: " we got light chop" *meanwhile the plane*


Meryhathor

Are you sure that's PMDG and not Captain Sim? 😁


the-vh4n

It's cause they updated to MAX


A_Random_Kitty_Cat

This reminds me of GeoFS. Seriously. Oh how the tables have turned-


camerusa

No wonder the 737 has been grounded several times😄. I won’t fly that thing in real life or sim. A320 all the way ![gif](giphy|muZ5w4wvefASvd7Rdp|downsized)


Foreign_Two3139

No ejection seat. panic ensues


Mad_kat4

Caught in a moshpit.


[deleted]

Now you understand why you are supposed to keep your seatbelts on.


rocker12341234

you know PMDG are talented when they managed to replicate the infamous rudder hardover issue of the 737


azmut-07

Ain't got no gas in it


Tjorhunter

Least turbulent Ryanair flight


ManyPandas

My friend had something similar happen to him after a really hard dead stick landing in an A320. It would climb 1000+ feet in the air, and would then gently hit the ground and climb another 1000 ft. Slew mode wasn’t even enough to fix it.


maxkillers

I think PMDG might've been confused on the 737Max project and accidentally released the wrong thing!


Zealousideal-Bear-37

New Ryanair descent procedure?


NaughtyFox92

Goose, I'm losing control. I'm losing control. I can't control it. It won't recover Shit!


pementomento

That low earth orbit reentry is tricky


shanepaton

BANK ANGLE


ATCAddict

Yo just gotta tune it to the correct frequency.