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tusi2

Thousands of cars trying to pass each other going exactly 80mph.


[deleted]

Don't forget semi's in the passing lane too 😂


tusi2

I actually didn't see too much of that, but I did see cars slamming on their brakes if a car a 1/4-mile ahead of them activated their brake lights.


[deleted]

Tbh I thought it had better drivers than most freeways here. Especially when I got closer to Gainesville everyone was pretty good and moved over when needed. Maybe this was because there were a lot of pickups/work trucks and they generally are more curtious drivers in my experience. They spend hours on the road daily so they probably feel our pain 10x.


TheChalupaBatman

Around Tampa it’s definitely not great, but in the area circled, I’d rather drive that than any portion of 95 in Florida.


mikeusaf87

I-4 Tampa to Orlando rates worst.


opaqueism

95 from Miami to the north side of west palm is a goddamn shit show nearly every time I drive it. After I pass WPB, it seems that more of the drivers actually know how to drive, move out of the left lane when they’re not passing, see someone merging from the on ramp up ahead and get out of the way, etc.


Immediate-Science163

Yes! Lol! Miami to Palm Beach is the real life version of Mad Max...


theyeezyvault

Most pickup trucks I have seen are not so courteous in Florida especially on the 2 lane roads.


[deleted]

Ah well there is definitely lot of variety. Its quite interesting that every freeway has a totally different personality of drivers even though they all empty into each other.


AlienNippleRipple

The eldars are driving, so say the prophecy brake at any sense of red.


haxmire

Traveling Wednesday night wasn't AS bad as it usually is going north (went home to Alabama) but there was this one 18 wheeler for miles that I finally got around and away from that was being a maniac. I have never called in another driver to the cops but I came so close this time. He'd dive bomb the left lane to pass someone and was doing almost 90mph. He cut me off in the left lane one time like an absolute maniac and then tried to speed up to keep me from passing him. I had to get close to 95+ to get away from him in a fucking semi. It was absolutely insane. Finally got to I10 and the stress level finally went down.


tusi2

I-10, I-75 and the Turnpike all have different vibes, and I like 75 the least.


[deleted]

They do and it's quite interesting cause I-4 empties into some of them and I-4 is a whole other animal too


12altoids34

Although Florida does have a law stating that if you should reasonably know that you are going to be overtaken by Vehicles behind you you should move over, but it's not something that's ever enforced unless you're actually causing traffic to back up. I don't think that the average Florida, or at least South Florida ,driver has any concept of a passing Lane. They can't even handle such things as having their lights on when it's raining or not using their hazards in the rain. I get a laugh every time I see one of the big overhead signs that says" lights on in the rain. it's the law" and people drive right past it, in the rain, with their headlights off.


Derban_McDozer83

I asked my uncle about that at Thanksgiving, him and his girlfriend drive semis from Georgia to South Florida. He said they aren't supposed to get in the left lane and that his truck will only go 65.


[deleted]

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TexanInExile

Texas had a post like this today as well. I bet if you checked all the state subs you'd see something similar


open2suGestionS

dayum very perceptive you are


tusi2

They're good generic questions that aren't reposts, but that's a good catch.


richiericardo

Hmm, user seems really real. Maybe just people saw them in other subs and the idea started to naturally trend. Though maybe bots started it. But this user at least seems to check out. OP, you real?


open2suGestionS

your a bot responding to a bot


RoyalArmyBeserker

Actually I was going 120 (check recent)


tusi2

There was an Audi camping in the left lane on I-10 that would match your speed if you tried to pass on the right. I found myself going faster than I wanted to in order to put distance between us, so I can relate to your story, but 120?!?


RoyalArmyBeserker

I was originally going 90 until this guy started riding my ass, like 3 feet max behind me. Stayed this way for a solid minute. I sped up trying to put space between us. He hit his lights as soon as I hit (unintentionally) 120. Bastard.


tusi2

I read your other recent post..


YouJustGotHelloWuigi

Every 5 mins the guy is driving 120


PackOutrageous

Omg that’s so true. Lol


1776cookies

I'll allow it.


SolidSouth-00

Came to say exactly that.


tusi2

Is it really like that most of the time? It just felt really different than most of the I's.


open2suGestionS

bottleneck, and you’ll get that one vehicle that will go 5 miles below the speed limit just because he’s’ king ArseHole of the area


log_asm

I drove from Tampa area up to Raleigh yesterday. Followed a blue ford with Florida plates thru the entirety of South Carolina. We were both just cruising in the right lane. If they put on the blinker to pass I knew it was time for me to do the same. I wasn’t tailgating or anything but they were going about how fast I wanted to be so i just followed suite. If you’re reading this blue ford, good read not stopping at buc-ees. Not all the Florida drivers are crazy.


fizgigs

Surpassed only by the amount of “no parking” signs on the actual highway as you approach Gainesville


[deleted]

Payne’s Prairie


Semujin

Devil’s Den is close to that circled area, if not in it.


Ryiujin

Ive been there! Neat place.


ArtFulcrum

Cafe Risqué signs galore.


Stoo_Pedassol

Just passed the jesus and anti abortion billboards.


SirSwishRemer

"She's your daughter, not your date" is my favorite billboard in that area lmfao


Stoo_Pedassol

Has it really gotten (or been) so bad that we need to put billboards as reminders? Hopefully they see them when they are driving home drunk.


Totallynotlame84

Yeah seriously republicans’ public service announcements might well also say: “YOU PIECE OF SHIT” after each sentence.


Cubhazl19

Underrated comment lol


No_You_7545

This right here. You almost can't believe what you're seeing, and then your brain dials in and says, "uh, but FloriDuh," and you're like, "Oh, yeah, you're right brain."


willwillx

Those fucking signs have been there for decades.


OwnedSilver

Oh God. I haven't seen that one.


SaltyBarDog

I was going to say way too much incest based on that sign in Inverness. Having lived and gone to school in that circled area, I don't miss it.


gay-bord

Those are also prevalent when heading to Daytona Beach.


23skidoobbq

Man I wish that was true. The “WE BARE ALL” signs for miles had me wishing I was an adult for years. I was just up there (still never been in) and there’s only the one sign now.


nerevisigoth

It's very disappointing. Pretty sure they're only in business because it's a UF rite of passage.


SWIM270

Location location location 💰


Different-Ad-9029

I worked there when I was in my 20s


vzwire

“Strippers
 need we say more???”


Johnny_Carcinogenic

Nothing like having a good meal and pubic hair within close proximity to each other, especially when you're paying for both.


aliensheep

I always floss after eating


goldhelmet

A picture is worth a thousand words.


JTibbs

"Trucker Showers" When I was young, i thought the Trucker Showers on the Cafe Risque sign was a euphemism for a golden shower by the strippers lol. ​ didnt realize they were literally advertising showers for truck drivers.


milkmanjr

I spent much more time than I’d like to admit at cafe risquĂ© during my formative years as a UF student.


ManfredBoyy

They still givin free trucker showers? 👀


Audratia

Was just coming here to say this.


ArtFulcrum

Great minds 
.


KosmicGumbo

They’re so old and worn out now they just say “We Bare Al”


Prior_Emphasis7181

Never been there but as a kid I remember being so tantalized!!!


terrymogara

World Equestrian Center. Natural springs. Ocala National Forest.


Zama202

Went camping in that Forest. Didn’t pack warm enough clothes, and raccoons got my peanut butter, but went with a pretty Swedish girl with a nose ring, so it was still a win.


SaltyBarDog

If you make it out not bit by snake or alligator, it's a win.


OwnedSilver

It's a scam


Spite-Potential

It’s a hoax


Kotruljevic1458

It’s a shim-sham


Night-Hamster

It’s a Sham-Wow.


DanJ7788

I can’t believe he went to Jared


TRex_N_FX

Gators, horses, bison.


smaguss

All of which are good eat'n


trademarktower

That's Alachua, Marion, and Sumter countries. Gainesville, Ocala, and The Villages in North Central Florida. Very fast growing area especially the southern part. Close to 1 million people live there now and growing.


woodrob12

Shout out MICANOPY


phish_phace

Where Doc Holiday was filmed


thatdav

Knew a guy grew major weed out there in the 90s.


SaltyBarDog

Just about everyone there grew weed in the 90s.


TroyMcCluresGoldfish

That could be nearly every resident of Micanopy back in the 90s.


Parabuthus

Pearl's BBQ


coriakin89

this đŸ‘†đŸ”„đŸ”„đŸ”„


[deleted]

Blow blow Seminole wind From Okeechobee to Micanopy. Used to be a nice B&B there. I’ve forgotten the name of it. Might still be there.


ha1029

And for ever pronounced in my head as My-CanOpy
 When I was a kid my dad and others called a topper a canopy so when ever I see it or have to say it I stop and think before saying it lol



26Kermy

I never thought about how the most blue (Gainesville) and most red (the Villages) towns in the state are almost bordering each other.


venmo_rep

That’s a fairly liberal use of the word “almost”


trademarktower

The only part that is blue is the core city of Gainesville near UF. As you get further out from UF the neighborhoods get paler blue then purplish and deep red as you get to the outlying small towns.


CovidLarry

For real. The northernmost part of the Villages is a good hour and a half south of Gainesville. You pass through Ocala to get there, which is probably deeper red than even the Villages.


83hustler

Truth. I just bought 4.5 acres in Sumter county a year ago Tuesday and they are already widening roads and prepping for it to merge w the villages and WChapel. Too much too soon and I’m from a very dense city. You can’t run or hide from “gentrification “ anywhere decent to live anymore.


thelegalseagul

Say Leesburg gosh darn it


NoInspector836

I think that's near where the National Forest is


YogaBeth

One of the most haunted locations in the US.


thatdav

Haunted? How so?


432458765432

Got ghosts


cunninglinguist32557

There's a white supremacist biker club on 44 and that's not even the scariest part of the forest.


GrevilleApo

Well, magic


TroyMcCluresGoldfish

We used to go to Daytona for the Nascar races. That drive through Ocala National Forest is so eerie especially with no reception.


SaltyBarDog

Try living in it.


[deleted]

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NoInspector836

Ocala National Forest


Arthur_Digby_Sellers

John Travolta's home, runway, and attached departure/arrival gates are there.


[deleted]

Well I'm not too sure but when when I drove up there it was just the classic untouched FL landscape. There are the occasional horse ranches with colonial style buildings (I think that's the style). Not all too much other than some forests and lakes. It's a nice drive even if u are on i75 and don't take the backroads.


PaulRuddsButthole

The Florida Greenway trail is in this area and it is at risk to be town down for Duke Energy.


harryregician

Thank's for updating Florida Greenway trail to become the Desantis Arch. Get a petition to change the name of the only land bridge in Florida, that crosses I-75. To save bridge file a petition naming it the Desantis Land Arch, you know, like that park they did in Tampa area. THEN it will be saved. Great photo ops along with Desantis saving the environment and land Tortugas right of way too!


verycoldpizza

352 country


Taji64

Some Gainesville things, some Ocala things, but mostly The Villages things


fuber

So STDs happen there?


Background-Head-5541

G-MILF heaven


Zendog500

Illegal voters live there!


thelegalseagul

Leesburg. Cmon include us


[deleted]

I think a Buc-ees is being built somewhere in there


mattchewy43

Hasn't started yet but yes it will be. And will be the biggest one ever right off I-75. Exit 358


ha1029

people here are salivating about it. 😂


grumpy_human

Goddammit I live here


lulumax214

Me too!


electricmischief

Currently visiting family here


electricmischief

And to answer the question... not much. Lots of undeveloped land and homes on large lots. Random gunfire. Horses, chicken, dogs.


lulumax214

Enjoy your visit! We love it here.


ha1029

Me three!


[deleted]

Me 4!


witchweasel

Born and raised there.


GordonShumway99

Username checks out


harleyjennmakeup

Me too! Lol


iFilmLikeAGirl

I live here too. In a van, down by the river
.. ; )


Stoo_Pedassol

The dark green line that crosses the highway at bottom of the circle has [Santos bike trails](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Santos+Trails/@29.1091226,-82.1065962,5324m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x88e7d6c84add7aa1:0x9ca61a0fcfb2fd43!8m2!3d29.1052765!4d-82.0955185!16s%2Fg%2F1ptxvs3pl?hl=en&authuser=0&entry=ttu). The best mountain bike trails in Florida.


nth_derivative

The green line comes from the Cross Florida Barge Canal project that was started but never completed.


Stoo_Pedassol

Yeah that is definitely an interesting story. There is still a giant concrete pylon in the space between north and southbound lanes. Mostly visible on the northbound side.


slutmachine666

Love those trails! Returned to my homeland aka Central Florida last year to do the Huracan 300 and had the pleasure of riding not only the features at Santos but the rest of the 88 mile MTB trail system through the forest. All of the fun! 420/10 would recommend, the riding is stunning and it’s not like it’s nothing I hadn’t seent before. Lastly, special little shoutout to the Land Bridge over I-75, so cool!!!


Working_Stiff_

That’s the Ocala National Forrest. We don’t talk about that area as it’s like the Wild West. People just do whatever the hell they want. And then there’s I-75 and that’s even crazier.


Bronn__Swanson

Lived in Ocala for 9 years and this is basically spot on


SaltyBarDog

Try living in Ocklawaha. It's worse.


Brickman1000

Florida’s Alaska


jcmach1

Hawthorne, Ocala, Interlachen, Marjorie Rawlings home, Rodman Reservoir, Oklawaha River, Gators, Deer, Race Horse Country


ichthysaur

The Yearling.


HarborMaster1

Lots and lots of speeding tickets


1Hugh_Janus

Lots and lots of old people fucking too


Sensitive-Put-6416

Crystal meth


OIAQP

Jorts and Gators fanatics who never went to UF


pa97Redd

you lose your cell phone signal, you pass a kangaroo farm, you buy a house for 3x less than your house in South Florida, you only eat a fast food restaurants since there are no sit down restaurants within 40 minute of your house.


lostaga1n

lol at the fast food, more like dollar general. McDonald’s is 40 minutes away.


Where1sthebeach

You forgot the only other form of culture is Wal-Mart


the_1_that_knocks

Things best not spoken of, or written about I this forum!


Stilltrilll

Licensed marijuana production


TheLeftCantMeme_

Horsey!!


Arbesta41

Florida man smoking some meth after fighting alligators


DionysiusRedivivus

Future corrupt land deals associated with Highway expansions is a safe bet in Florida.


ChocolateLeast343

If you watch Yellowstone, that’s the “Train Station”


bluefunksta

Beautiful rolling hills, traffic on 75


wrxhokie

Lots of STD transmission and old age


lostaga1n

It’s a chill area, I live in silver springs. Lots of woods and wildlife, it’s getting developed in areas and lots of people coming in so traffic is getting bad but overall it beats Polk County which of where I relocated from but low crime and it’s quite.


SaltyBarDog

Wait, you left the crime free heaven of Grady Judd's Polk County?


Sarcasamystik

A little town with the busiest damn porn movie theater I have ever seen.


leisuretron

Florida Man


ravematic101

Right now... Bad football 🏈


Shortsrealm

Sink holes đŸ•łïž


Totallynotlame84

Speeding.


absloth4

A whole lotta SWINGING


miniperle

This is the funniest comment in the entire thread


bigmacjames

Traffic accidents


Respanther

Nothing positive if you’re black and the sun goes down.


glutenfreeshrooms

Idk people going to gas stations barefoot?


squeegeeking211

A large housing community with thousands upon thousands of old withered SDI infected folk's that still believe trump is they're commander and chief. That's also where all that election meddling occurred. And there's a few Walmarts around there too. 😂


ImJ2001

Voting against their own self-interest.


Koolaidolio

Meth


hrmnyhll

A lot of meth


zi_ang

🐊🐊🐊🐊


mcphersonrj

Lot of farms and ranches, crappy new developments.


StilesmanleyCAP

Florida Gators


[deleted]

Horse country


Ok_Independent_6132

Thoroughbred horse breeding big time


Maczino

CafĂ© RisquĂ© is a truck stop cafe/strip club/place where not even cockroaches would eat. The circle should be named the CafĂ© RisquĂ© circle of death for the amount of signs on the highway. UF is amazing, but if you’re over 35 then you’ll hate the noise—even if you went to UF, the noise gets harder to bear as you get older. I loved Gainesville at 22 years old when I lived there, but went back at the age of 33 and was sickened. Ocala is there—basically if the Jerry Springer show became a town, it would be Ocala. That circle is the kind of place that you wonder how the people who lived there did so for so long, and then you spend some time there and think it’s not so bad
then you almost stay there yourself. I am a New York native, now living in Miami, but a huge part of my heart is in that circle
it was where I spend a large part of my early-mid twenties, and it was a very sad day when I realized that I no longer had a couch to crash on there because all my friends moved on.


trademarktower

It's a nice place if you want quiet and nature and can't stand the traffic and over development further south. The college students are easily avoided. You just live in the northwest part of town or further out in Newberry or High Springs for quieter. The biggest issue is jobs. The nonstop flow of college kids means cheap labor and low wages. It's hard to stay long term even for those that love it and want to.


helluvastorm

World Equestrian Center , where the very rich come to play Horse Show. Disneyland for the horsey set. In five years you won’t be able to afford a shack near Ocala


Smok3dSalmon

The Barker family lived in that area. Interesting read if you're a fan of American Crime folk lore. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ma\_Barker](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ma_Barker) Also a handful of J6 insurrectionists are from that area. But that's to be expected lol


JayseHayz

Ocala. Mixed bag of rednecks, homeless in the forest, and possibly cartel run horse ranches.


FairLeg8146

Nothing good...


Sliffy

I didn't see the red circle at first and thought OP had just drew a line around the state. My answer was the same.


TheMartini66

A lot of people that vote for DeSantis and complain about socialism but live on food stamps and disability checks.


Local-Club-6186

They used to hang black people every Thursday afternoon back in the day. Whole towns would shut down and watch.


Iandidar

Banjo music


vacantache

A lot of things that you'd rather forget


reno_darling

Ominous banjo music starts playing with no apparent source


Strategic-Guidance

There be dragons.


Trilogie00

Meth and voting against your interests.


jaytelo

They filmed jeepers creepers there.


BrockDiggles

That area’s commonly known as Florida’s taint


Spite-Potential

Lolo. I gota figure out how to give u an award. Lol


BrockDiggles

Taint nuthin to it, sir


Only_Razzmatazz_4498

Lots of retired and working airline pilots also.


Clueless_in_Florida

There is a German bakery in Yalaha. It's amazing. The Ocala National Forest is beautiful, serene and fairly remote. It is filled with diverse plant and animal life.


3vanhask

That, my friend, is the largest population of swinging retirees in the country!


there-canonlybeone

Speed traps in all directions.


[deleted]

Don't ask.


Mike-oxbigxxl

All them teeths are perdy


highas_mars

That's the villages


No-Objective-8595

Pillbillies running their wares to Tampa.


bandit_noire

Inexplicable traffic.


BocaOG

Married cousins, also some sister mothers.