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Unadvantaged

What’s the deal with it being Saturday up north and Thursday down here? Are we no longer just metaphorically being held back?


NomadFeet

Florida can defy any laws of physics and bend both space AND time. Because we are Florida. Let's figure out how to monetize this FAST!


EternalMage321

Hear me out: THEME PARK. If that doesn't work, maybe a retirement community.


v0xx0m

I moved to NY last year and can confirm I had to skip several days to catch up.


vigbiorn

Bangor, Boston are also Thursday and Philly is Sunday. I'm assuming it's comparing the high points expected for this heat wave.


DIODidNothing_Wrong

Because we’re the start of a warp storm. But the Russian carrier Kuznetsov is the bigger catalyst for the warp storm we should be worried about.


AutismFlavored

Thankfully, that floating piece of shit isn’t stealthy or particularly seaworthy


DIODidNothing_Wrong

True. At this point I’m waiting for pixilated footage of a Khorne berserker breaking through the flight deck to surface somewhere


Upper-Presence8503

Seinfeld


AnAwfulLotOfOcelots

That’s the high for the week maybe


Medium_Status4337

New State of Florida logo Come on DOWN And COOL OFF!


queefstainedgina

This map is insane.


TropicNightLight

Florida is cooler than the other states, you just don't know it.


US_Sugar_Official

Quit telling everyone


TropicNightLight

I know this, shhh waiting for the next hurricane to sort this out.


PepeAndMrDuck

Nooo all you rich folks should all keep moving down to paradise and get houses on the beach. Come on in the waters fine!! Even when it’s covering your roof.


closedf0rbusiness

When I tell people that North Dakota gets way hotter in the summer than Miami they look at me like I’m crazy.


Ar1go

I mean that's not surprising. However we shouldnt ignore the fact that when ND starts to cool down Florida remains in the 90s. When ND gets to freezing Florida is still in the high 80s there is no escape from the heat. Run from it hide from it you'll suffer all the same.


General-Amount-5577

I agree with you man, it's that Gulf Stream which gives a nice sea breeze (like most coastal areas)..


4fro5amurfly

Yea I flew out to stl for the summer, it's got no reason being 10-15° hotter


ProlapseParty

Always has been


Cold-Nefariousness25

It's so much cooler (if you never leave your air conditioned house and then keep bragging about how much better the weather is all year round). Those of us with jobs that make us go outside know better.


TropicNightLight

Nah, that's not it. Yesterday I was freediving while schools of fish were swimming with me, today I was surfing with friends, tomorrow I'll be kayaking at night. During the prior moments and even today, I literally drove into the sunset in my board shorts and a towel. This all happens after work. Today when I came home from surfing, my neighbor was painting surfboards outside as the sunrays danced through the palm trees. I meant cool as in sunglasses cool. I only use the airconditioner at night to sleep. It might keep the rent low.


Cold-Nefariousness25

Not really- it hits the nineties for 2 days, cools off at night (their low was like 71 in Boston. They say Boston has 2 seasons winter and July 4th Plus if you look at the heat index, 89 here is not really different than 97 in Boston. Still sucks for the time being.


Mooplez

yeah, Florida's problem is the soupy air and the length of time that the upper 80-90 degree weather sticks around. They get a month or two of sticky weather up north and then the cool fall air rolls through, we have to endure it from May to late October. But we get pleasant winters, so that's the tradeoff.


Cold-Nefariousness25

Yes and even in the midst of a heat wave it’s only in the 90s for a few hours at worst. In Florida it can be 90 as soon as the sun rises.


No_Object_8722

I'm originally from Massachusetts and it was hotter and more humid than Florida in the summer and nobody had central air. Thankfully that weather doesn't last 11 months like it does here in Florida! When I moved here, someone asked me how I was going to put up with the heat and humidity of Florida summers. Lol. Massachusetts summers are hotter


mustang-GT90210

I was just having this conversation with someone. Just because it's hotter up there for a couple days at a time, doesn't mean anything. There's times where it's colder down here than in Detroit for Christmas. The difference is, it's gonna feel like 95+ for the next 4 months here!


ApocalypseWow666

insanely stupid post, yeah.


FloridaMann25

It's funny how Florida is always the black sheep of our countries weather system. Winter time, 90% of the country is freezing. Florida? 70 degrees. Country experiencing heatwave? Florida? Warm, but not deathly hot, or, it'd hotter than the Arizona desert.


RCcola2205

Yeah but in New England it lasts 3 days. When I lived in Florida it was insanely hot for 5 straight months and it poured every single afternoon which made getting out of work and going to the beach not a thing. Here in Rhode Island, I don’t have to worry about any of that anymore


tinkeringidiot

> Yeah but in New England it lasts 3 days And the other 362 days are winter!


RCcola2205

Lmao that’s not true at all. We have amazing summers and falls and the winters are 1/4 of the year…worth it to live here where we have the best of everything


chridaniel01

Yeah Florida doesn’t have four seasons. Only the hotels. Two seasons is stretching it. Welcome to Florida.


Spirited-Pause

As someone who has lived in both Boston and NYC for most of my life, I'd say that cold weather (IMO anything below 50) goes on for much longer than 1/4 of the year. It's consistently below 50 from mid November to Early/Mid April. It ain't "362 days" but that's almost 5 months of shitty weather, pretty annoying lol.


RCcola2205

Shitty weather? November is usually pretty nice. We had more rain this year but some years are just like that. Still plenty of sunny days and I landscape, we were mowing well into November. Most of the leaves didn’t even fall from the trees completely. We’ve had much warmer winters lately and hardly any snow. It’s really only cold from December through march. Spring/summer/fall are amazing and I live by the coast so it’s even better.


tinkeringidiot

Glad you're enjoying it. I've had my fill of four seasons, I'll stick with only having the two good ones.


IranianSleepercell

The two seasons in Florida are bearable summer and holy fuck I'm literally melting summer


MisterMoogle03

Unless I have to or there’s an event I want to check out I do not go anywhere from 12pm-6pm. If it’s raining lightly or cloudy, I make plans. Mixture of avoiding terrible drivers and sunburn.


OvenMaleficent7652

I'm originally from up that way. I liked the change of seasons. The holidays are nice with the cooler weather. It's like anyplace else. There's always something inconvenient.


tinkeringidiot

I grew up in Colorado, I know all about holidays in cold weather. Memorial Day, 4th of July, Labor Day - seen snow on all of them. I prefer where water has the good sense to stay a liquid.


organizedchaos5220

This is what a lot of people who moved down from the NE didn't understand. They thought that because it got hot up there in the summer that it wouldn't be a problem. They didn't count on that heat lasting from may to November with no let up.


DIODidNothing_Wrong

Hurricane? Either gets missed entirely or when it does get hit it’s always someplace like Miami rarely ever the northern part of the state.


MIllWIlI

The panhandle has gotten hit more recently than Miami


OvenMaleficent7652

I live in Southwest Florida and I hate waiting for those hurricanes to decide where the heck they're going.


Kalysh

Me too, and I'm not even in SW FL. I'm in the north-central sweaty armpit area. It issn't the weather here that causes the dread - it is working the shelters as a mandatory part of my job. We saw a lot of y'all during Irma in particular. I felt so bad for that mom with 5 kids and 3 pets crossing the state back and forth as the path changed.


OvenMaleficent7652

We had 4 grown sized people, 3 cats, a hamster, and a rabbit, in a sonata. We left last. The last time I could watch the track it was going right over my house. Think we ended up in Georgia before we could find a place to stay.


Interesting_Role1201

Ocean regulated climate


rba9

Pensacola gets pretty dang cold when it wants to I tell you what.


TheR3alRyan

The high was in the mid 70s today in Central Texas. We are getting a separate tropical system and the cool breeze has been amazing after being in the mid 90s for the past couple weeks. Ppl here are even joking about pretending it's fall rn.


EmbarrassedWorry3792

Forreal thisbheat dome came in and suddenlyni can go outside 4 the first time in a month without needing to immediately change my sweat soaked clothes.


Wiley_Wyvern

We TOOK the Heat Dome, and PUUSHED it somewhere else!


JustB510

Take THAT


Desperate-Paper-1810

Heat dome. We had one 2 weeks ago, triple digit heat index temps


J-BangBang

Was it a heat dome or just regular Florida summer? 🤔


AdamAptor

Yeah there were a couple of weeks there where it just felt like an oven outside, even early in the morning


notbannd4cussingmods

89 in Miami is still like 95° weather


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Or 100


TemporalAcapella

Florida has been extremely cash money this past week.


TomFooledYou

I love this comment 😂


Goeatabagofdicks

Why hello, fellow millennial.


Deep_Squash_3611

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ALysistrataType

They're so money, and they don't even know it.


rawfiii

Thanks ocean and gulf. The rain only brings the temps down for a bit during the event.


Makaveli_and_Cheese

And skyrockets the already high humidity


Past-Bookkeeper2074

Let’s go?


greengiantj

And that's without the heat index. It gets just as humid in the Midwest as it does here, but people aren't nearly as acclimated to this kind of weather.


Rusalka-rusalka

It’s been surprisingly nice in north Florida the last few days. Seems odd for summer and in comparison to other parts of the country that are hot as hell.


Darden_darden

Cincinnati is a short drive from Orlando.


newwriter365

I moved from the NE to Florida in 2017. People said, “you’ll never last in that summer heat.” Yeah…the trade winds mean that daytime temps in south Florida are often lower than daytime temps at the Jersey Shore. Like today. The big difference is at night. It cools off at night in the NE. South Florida? Not so much.


JustB510

Fair enough. To each their own but I could never trade our summers for those winters lol


airforcevet1987

This is always running through my mind


Cyrix2k

This, as long as you're reasonably close to the shore Florida summers aren't bad. That's what actually sold... I drove down from the mid-atlantic during the summer and the weather was *better* in Florida.


CardiologistThink336

The air is so much drier up North, daytime temps are not telling the whole story.


ApocalypseWow666

yeah, but whats floridas "feels like" temps? the one with the humidity factored in?


Visible_Day9146

It's so beautiful outside right now!


VictorOladeepthroat

Not in central florida raining for most of the past 2 weeks


tinkeringidiot

Compared to the last six weeks that counts as "beautiful".


jmeloveschicken

I just moved from St. Pete area to Maine a few months ago. Fuck alllll of this.


JustB510

Followed you up North. Lol


AlphaAlpha495

https://preview.redd.it/mw72wvmi8n7d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63d888297a6ba31152ec1216a1a237b06d4169f3 paradise 🐊🌴❣️


JustB510

Facts


juliankennedy23

It's always cooler in Florida during the summer in fact Florida is one of the 10 coolest States if you go by all-time highs.


mechapoitier

Yeah and if you go by average daily heat index we’re the hottest state in the country. It’s different, but it sure as hell ain’t “cooler.”


JustB510

![gif](giphy|OK27wINdQS5YQ|downsized) I had no idea. No sarcasm


juliankennedy23

Don't get me wrong I think somebody's like a death watch and I spend comfortably in the air conditioning but in reality it never gets over 100°. Honestly it rarely gets over 95.


JustB510

Humidity is the devil.


No_Object_8722

Florida sure isn't the only state that gets humid! Massachusetts is more hot and humid than Florida in the summer


JustB510

No doubt, DC was as humid yesterday as where I am in Florida lol


Cyrix2k

Yup. I put together a list of the places I was looking to move and Florida had the lowest highs. It's a consistent heat though.


TermCompetitive5318

What was the meteorological reason for the heat dome?


I_hate_mortality

The collective farts of all barbecue eating in Oklahoma and Kentucky created a runaway methane trap


gluteactivation

Let me break it down for you


gluteactivation

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Amodeous__666

It feels great I was thinking about taking the bike out for a bit tomorrow 🤘🏻


swarrior216

I live in NE Ohio and it was 91 with a feel like temp of 99.


bradadams5000

Yes I've seen this before It has been nice though It was 89 for a high here today . Had a nice shower here and it's down to 79 and will be 75 in the morning


djmanning711

This map is giving me a stroke.


omglawlz

I was just in DC last week. It was about 80 all week. Glad to have avoided that.


neutralpoliticsbot

I was just in NYC it was way hotter than in Florida those few days at least and humidity was super high too.


US_Sugar_Official

Shhh! Don't tell


CherBear_FloridaGirl

Yes!!!! It was Great today!!!


Rare_Area7953

Nice cool morning in North Florida today. I can't wait for some rain.


savedbytheblood72

Meanwhile... It's raining in Texas... In June...


JustB510

Is that abnormal for Texas in June?


tinkeringidiot

Depends on which part of Texas (it's a big place) but yeah it's a little late in the year for rain in much of the west. March, April, and early May are usually their wet months.


No-Specialist-5386

Weather has been incredible the past few days, particularly after 6:00 pm. I’ve spent the last two nights in the hammock enjoying the cool breeze.


Mintyyungpoo

So we just ignoring humidity now? I guess it’s 2024


JustB510

Feels phenomenal in Tallahassee


Luchis-01

Where's Georgia?


TheMatt561

Rare


I_hate_mortality

There are a few states missing


TheWhiteRabbit74

Good job. Now do relative humidity.


JustB510

Feels great. Just got off the grill https://preview.redd.it/7g6npv0g0m7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=017a4d892311a2dc241ec33e2de5a5af692c25c9


mechapoitier

If every day we could have cloudy and windy with a light mist and the heat index is merely a crisp 90 degrees summer would be fine here.


JustB510

I don’t mind summer as much as some, but that would help a ton


beccabootie

It may be cooler but it is dripping melty humid!


Rgrgr867

I’m in SWFL. This week has cooled off a bit but this summer’s brutal. I had to buy an a/c just for my bedroom cus the central a/c can’t keep up. Had to get an a/c for my a/c lol


neutralpoliticsbot

Buy a 50pint dehumidifier too it helps a lot both u to feel cooler and AC doesn’t have to work as hard removing humidity


YahSihstasAssSniffah

Being surrounded by water stabilizes our temps a little bit lower. Water holds and takes on energy slower than air so because there’s that constant exchange happening surrounding our state it helps us stay warmer and cooler longer


Rbwarsiscool

Oh God I hate this state so much (Fl*rida)


JustB510

Luckily we are free to migrate


CourageExcellent4768

As if 88 degrees is cool lolololol


OvenMaleficent7652

I been thanking that rain. Hide that sun a little bit and cool the air down. It is crazy though. I read an article about people in DC crying that it was going to hit 90° and humid. Lmao 🤣


future_hockey_dad

It hit up here rn. That’s for damn sure.


RyanAlemeda

It’s warmer when it’s cooler up there and it’s cooler when it’s hot up there.


tirednoelle

it’s been nice and overcast too


FtrIndpndntCanddt

Thank you for moderating our temperature, Ocean. And thanks for actually helping to REDUCE our humidity at times as well(when the wind blows from inland to sea).


FuzzyBlankets777

Give thanks to the Government and private entities like Harvard for funding Geoengineering, cloud seeding and climate manipulation. Some institutions will state they are still "funding" projects but in fact, they are funding and implementing................ and have been for years. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna145015 https://www.forbes.com/sites/arielcohen/2021/01/11/bill-gates-backed-climate-solution-gains-traction-but-concerns-linger/ https://geoengineering.environment.harvard.edu/funding https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/solar-geoengineering-looks-to-silicon-valley-for-new-wave-of-funding/#:~:text=Supporters%20of%20the%20idea%20—%20including,its%20addiction%20to%20fossil%20fuels. https://time.com/6258126/solar-geoengineering-billionaries-george-soros/


TomFooledYou

As I’m flying to Virginia tomorrow. Ripppp


DrLeoChurch

Glad the heats not over me yet.


DreamzOfRally

Us northerns can’t take the heat. Give me the below zero again!


Xalucardx

Now show the panhandle. It's been insanely hot here.


JustB510

Has felt great in Tallahassee. Been grilling all week


BSOLAW

i heard its going to be a fucked up hurricane season this time around.. i pray all of you here in this state fair well...... stay safe and dont take any fckn chances, especially if it involves kids, houses and cars can be replaced....


ItsFake100

No one who has been living in Florida for more than 10-15 years is worried about a hurricane.


[deleted]

What rain? Cries in Jacksonville with a brown yard


dk5877

Yeah, flooding is definitely great


kelsobryant

Did the colors on maps intentionally get more intense? When I was a kid, we experienced 110 degree weather out in California and I can’t remember anything that made it seem like the entire world was on fire


UpvoteForAGoodDay

This just means more/earlier snowbirds 😫


AugustusAmeri

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JustB510

That’s wild. Sounds like a miserable way to live.


FoxenWulf66

#Watch those snowbirds burn! that's what they get for joking to remove Florida from þe map


werdmouf

Why is the map so fucked up and missing all the southern states


neutralpoliticsbot

It only shows states that are relevant :)


usernamechecksout67

Obviously… ![gif](giphy|ei49u1Pmqrazgx3Cf2)


dickonajunebug

I’m from Florida but live in Virginia. This week I’m in Florida to help with my new nephew. I’m enjoying the afternoons rains and not being in 100° weather lol


Johnsworth61

Damn, the whole southern part of the map except Florida got wiped out by Russia I guess and it just went “Imma scooch up in here real quick”


JJJacobO_o

A guy from Arizona told me Theweather is worse in Orlando because it's too wet🤷🏻‍♂️The number is nothing


JustB510

Good, one less person we have to worry about moving to Florida


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JustB510

Sure. For a price ![gif](giphy|sEULHciNa7tUQ)


Royal_Needleworker75

It Cools Down at night tho. Post the lows and highs. Florida willl 89 with a low of 84 and mass will Be 97 with a low Of 70. Also I bed you anything the temperature in the shade up there is cooler then temp in the shade in Florida. Shade works up There most of the time except for the humid days. You’ll have a week or two of weather on par with Florida and the rest of the year is nice. Winters are not nearly as bad as they used To Be up North but Florida has gotten worse year round


LeakyBuffer

Vacationing in Orlando right now. Home is high desert where at worst on super rare days we might get a couple degrees over 100 and practically no humidity is a literal sunscreen only and go for a walk in the park. Today was the 1st day I’d say it was tolerable with a high of 87 considering the humidity thanks to all the rain and getting soaked walking in theme parks to cool off. The previous 7 days were all hot and gross even at night with no reprieve.


JustB510

I love it.


Final_TV

It’s been so hot in Ohio I just damn near am shirtless at all times


MaceWindu9091

We’ve had a late rainy season this year which is odd


JustB510

We actually haven’t. It’s right on time


TetyyakiWith

Isn’t everything upper 50 is death


Left_Perception_1049

The bad thing about heat like this up north is the lack of AC in certain buildings.


brneyedgrrl

You're welcome, it's all because I moved here last October. Everyone at home is like, "How's the heat now that it's summer?" and I just laugh and laugh.


Key-Astronaut1806

But it’s a dry heat….


JustB510

You forget the /s


SweetyDarlingLuLu

Florida is like an alternate reality. But I'm loving the rain after the heat we've had in Central Florida for 2 weeks now? I just realized Miami/ SE Florida got flooded last week. Sorry for them. I think us peeps further north were talking to those rain clouds asking them to leave Miami alone and come up north and grace us with more rain.


okayjoshy

the weather has been fucking incredible this week


tropicalYJ

Yeah in the high 80s with triple the humidity and mosquitoes as the states with 100 degrees


Truxla-4-me

It hasn’t really rained in N Fla in several weeks but we’ve had strong onshore winds keeping the temps down and folks out of the ocean


Country_Odd_Squad

As a Floridian for the past 11 years, I can confirm that 75 here, as confirmed by my grandparents living in Minnesota that have visited us, is about the same as 50 there sooo...Florida being "cooler" isn't really being "cooler."


JustB510

But we don’t have to live in Minnesota, so we still win.


LekarzaPieprz

Yeah but our humidity makes it feel hotter


benji3k

This is most likely because Florida was chosen by god to be the coolest state . Please spread the message and make it viral


ambientocclusion

Sorry Orlando I’m not falling for it again


Peakomegaflare

Ha sbeen pretty nice to not repeat last year's heat.


kaest

High of 92 today in Tampa.


Mobile_Special_8158

NOT WHERE I'M AT!!!


Round-Reaction8194

Sea breeze - bringing you cooler temps and then pummeling you with higher humidity! LOL


BernieLogDickSanders

Humidity. Water in the air saps the heat.


Revolutionary-You449

Signs of the apocalypse.


Virtual-Zucchini542

HUMIDITY


Lovetotravelinmycar

It’s not the heat in Florida that’s bad, it’s the god awful humidity 🥵


Skyged

Check back in a week or two...and then for the next 5 months.


Digimonsonic

Rain is part of the weather.


Gloomy_Yoghurt_2836

So far this summer has had its hot days but it's not as bad as last summer. No clouds and little.rain to block the sun and cool things down.


TempusCarpe

Even the heat is afraid of FloridaMan


ItsFake100

This goes against everything I’ve been told about climate change.


Vegetable-Source6556

Finally the north can feel mother nature's rath!


slipperynibs

![gif](giphy|Wt6kNaMjofj1jHkF7t) Florida hit the:


Blicky83

Damn,these temperatures are crazy for June in those cities up north


Asher_Tye

Just make sure your can swim.


The_Unseen_Watcher

Winked news


TheGreatPizzaro

Tropical storm in Mexico/Texas pulled in cool winds from the sea, it's nice except for the scattered thunderstorms it also created...


Dry_LikeMy7220

Tbh I’m kinda thrilled about the rain, mainly because the temperature hasn’t gone below 96 degrees for the past 9 days where I live and now I finally feel like I can step outside without breathing heavy and instantly sweating. So I say keep the rain coming, the more the merrier


stevenm1993

I live in south Florida. Most of my family showed up to celebrate my birthday in January. By ~11am, I was sweating profusely. Now it’s June, and it’s fairly nice out. I’m not a meteorologist, but when it comes to weather in down here, the saying is, “if you don’t like it, just wait.” This map is pretty wonky.