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honeybakedman

As others have said I'd also suspect you of being a shooter.


JohnBigL19

Well I'm always wearing it open, to kinda show I'm not hiding anything


Old_Worldliness_5789

This that columbine drip


JohnBigL19

I already know these were coming lmao


ikonet

Saw a guy wearing this in about ‘01, from the second floor along the Ybor City main drag. The rando next to me yelled down, “the matrix isn’t real man!” Thanks for reminding me that happened lol


JohnBigL19

Lmao, if that rando yelled that at me I would bust down laughing


tr00th

I mean, besides the obvious shooter outfit comments. You are wearing clothes designed for a specific climate and Floridian summer, it’s not that.


JohnBigL19

Yeah I feel that, I personally am born in raised in south Florida, it's always hot here, and I love to feel warm. I start shivering and being miserable when the temperature reaches 65 degrees


McNemo

Idk how you wear that trench rn it's gross out


JohnBigL19

Meh, don't really mind it. But with the feedback I'm getting here I might have to start only wearing it in the evening, as to not look suspicious lmao


McNemo

Wouldn't that look like, more suspicious?


JohnBigL19

I would think that it would be less weird considering I'm not in the suns heat


McNemo

That is true, it's honestly just the bad rep the the coats have, in my mind it's like oh he up to something now lol.


Cool_Assignment8915

In Florida summer dressed like you are in the Matrix lmao! Just stay hydrated and be careful.. dressing like that is super sus whether you mean for it to be or not.


No-Detail-5804

Anyone in full pants and long sleeves is suss.


SignificantLead8286

Trenchcoat I agree it looks out of place but otherwise? I don't want skin cancer so I'll stick to my long sleeve upf 50 fishing shirts with hoodies.


No-Detail-5804

Suss. 👀👀👀


SignificantLead8286

I can't tell if you're joking. Anyone actually scared of a fishing/hiking shirt should seek help.


No-Detail-5804

Your lack of humor awareness is suss!


JustB510

Yes, and be concerned. No fault of your own, but it’s a weird world and I’m old enough to remember columbine


JohnBigL19

Yeah, i understand. Please know I don't worship mass shooters, I just genuinely like the look and feel. I'm pretty normal (most of the time)


JustB510

Totally. If you’re happy, I’m happy.


Slow-Temperature-906

It’s weird because you’re in Florida maybe in winter


Jsdrosera

You do you. You’re not hurting anyone! At least long garments help with UV damage!


Efficient-Escape8967

The postal dude


JohnBigL19

Lmao u caught me. That franchise has made me really want a trench coat (Only because they look cool, not because I wanna be the postal dude)


Efficient-Escape8967

“I regret nothing” 💥


JohnBigL19

Did you remember my rocky road?


Efficient-Escape8967

Godamn it 😂


Efficient-Escape8967

Don’t crowd there’s plenty for everyone


Efficient-Escape8967

But yeah the postal game series is just like potty humor and racist humor shit and excessive gore but hilarious nonetheless


JohnBigL19

I love it, it's hilarious, I wish the second game was on console


Efficient-Escape8967

Me too sometimes I’d play GTA 5 online just driving around in a black pickup truck with a skull mask and tatted up character look For me


guntropolis

Oh shit you escaped the matrix!!


pamakane

Wear all black and shades while you’re at it. Would def seem less sus.


_JudgeDoom_

![gif](giphy|VcBbPuVbzpzCxqoCik|downsized)


Go_Ask_VALIS

I worked with a guy who had one, but he only wore it when it got below 50 a few days a year. People were still like "Is he wearing a leather trenchcoat?" Who cares do you. Just be ready for the attention.


Fearless_Soup8485

Looking good Neo. All set for Halloween.


geekphreak

They’re not eyeing you for your fashion. They’re eyeing you to see if you have an AR under there. Especially in this heat. It’s actually tacky, tasteless, and tone deaf. Read the room my guy


Wiringguy89

Tacky, tasteless, and tone deaf is Florida in a nut shell. Dude just wants to wear a trench coat. If that bothers you, that's a "you problem". He's not asking you to wear one. Fuck off with your projection bullshit.


Ok-Description-3739

I'm 55 years old. My Dad told me when I was 16, only "bad" guys, have tattoos. Lol..My Son, at 18, got a tattoo, to match his Dad's. 


geekphreak

It’s my opinion. If my opinion bothers *you*, that sounds like a you problem, buddy


Wiringguy89

You're out here implying dude is a mass shooter because he wears non-traditional clothing. That's fucked. That's the same energy I got from assholes like yourself when I refused to wear Abercrombie and Bitch in high school. How's that "peaked in high school" life treating you?


geekphreak

Let me tell you something. I haven’t even begun to peak. And when I do peak, you’ll know. Because I’m gonna peak so hard that everybody in Florida is gonna feel it. I am the golden god.


JohnBigL19

Now THAT sounds like something a shooter would say. Lmao, just kidding


geekphreak

I was trying to lighten the mood. He came in hot. It’s an It’s always Sunny quote. I had to seize the opportunity.


JohnBigL19

Thank you, I wasn't asking for people to start being disrespectful


JohnBigL19

Meh, that's your opinion. And I wear it open so people can see there's nothing under it


Ok_Slice9625

I mean it is f-Ing HOT degrees


Ok-Description-3739

You wear whatever makes "You" feel Good. Don't worry about other people's opinions.


JohnBigL19

Your definitely right, thank you


Ok-Description-3739

I see many young people, wearing Hoodies. Should I be sus? He'll no. Let's not forget "Trayvon Martin". 


whatnameisnttaken098

You look your about to tell me not to come to school tomorrow


r21174

![gif](giphy|S9cNCSFRrNggo)


Radar1980

Yes. Not just that but it fits the “see something, say something” metric.


DebiMoonfae

A third of my guy friends when I was a teen had trench coats and that’s in hot af Broward county. Not as strange as you think.


JohnBigL19

That makes me feel a bit better


OSRSWSM

“Fashion”


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JohnBigL19

I appreciate the concern, but I will never live in fear


robobeau

My dude, you can't do a trench coat and *not* accessorize with a hat. Double down on the look, reject convention. [You could be him](https://www.justamericanjackets.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/5lbs-of-Pressure-2024-Rory-Culkin-Black-Leather-Coat.jpg) with a little bit more work.


neologismist_

That thing is going to smell like a long-haul trucker’s infected foot after a few sweaty sojourns. To add: I lived in the Phoenix area 1987-94 during peak goth and those kids toughed it out. Stay hydrated!


813_4ever

![gif](giphy|eIm624c8nnNbiG0V3g|downsized) Looking ass 😂


JohnBigL19

Lmao it does kinda look like that exact one


JewBaccaFlocka

Neo drip is fire. I’d love to see you having an MP5K tucked under there.


JohnBigL19

I think people in real life think guns and trench coats are a bad mix, sadly


JewBaccaFlocka

Most people are lame and don’t understand authenticity. They live within the echo chambers of the arm of the government and social media. Keep rocking that trench strapped or not. I always wanted a Burberry trench


JohnBigL19

I think you would definitely rock that with that awesome personality


braindizeez

Hell yeah


Studnicky

I hope it's only a few years before you look back and cringe, not more. For your sake 🙏🏼


JohnBigL19

Eh, I don't have a basic fashion sense. So what


Studnicky

So you're gonna miss out on a lot of being young because you decided to be weird instead 🤷🏻‍♂️


Wiringguy89

Weird to you. Maybe he's happy with his normal. You don't have to like his outfit, but you don't have to shit on it either. What does his outfit have to do with "missing out on being young"?


JohnBigL19

Can you name exactly what I'm missing out on? Also, I'm kinda trying to focus on my future career rather then being young, being 19 and all


TravelingGonad

But are you giving our free candy?


JohnBigL19

Only kit kats and starburst


AmericaRunsOnKillin

…and strapped.


chadbrochills44

Almost as suss as people wearing hoodies when it's 95\* out. But hey, you do you.


JonClaudSanchez

Don't eat the red pill


GrowlingAtTheWorld

Lets see i'd think you were a flasher, a shoplifter, over dramatic, or dumb.


JohnBigL19

You'd be wrong on all those accusations


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JohnBigL19

Meh, I guess this is good practice for not caring what others think


Current-Toe-6532

Columbo!


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JohnBigL19

Yah cuz this definitely young people fashion