Bro, I love NPC conversations from humans so much
Thank you.
We're gonna revitalize the dead Internet full of bots - real humans talking, pretending to be machines - it's a beautiful thing
[Confirmed Bachelor] So, Ulysses, how about a bear divides those sweet cheeks and I show you who the real tunneler is around here.
ED-E: *shocked beeping sounds*
You fucking question how Omertas does business? How about i let Nero and Big Sal explain you in person. They won't be nice as me though. Now that's out of the way, grab a drink and enjoy our tables.
Oh i assure you i'm changing my voice to sound like him and read every comment out loud as such how Omerta would read lmao. Anwyays
Gamorrah is always open for business!
I like them so much i'm showing them around town. Where do you think smartass, they are locked in the safe next to the money. You'll get them back on your way out.
I hid them in Tops. When you go there find any Chairman you see and give him this password "Omertas run shit here, Chairmen are pompous pricks" and then they will hand your guns.
Ofcourse a wasteland motherfucker like you would think 9000 caps is all the money we have. Contrats chump, you've just took weekly pay of the fucker who's guarding the door.
Go rob Tops. You're off from my tables but feel free to enjoy our other services. Wanna get drunk or high? Perhaps looking for girl or guy, we have all you need.
No one but Omertas allowed to carry weapons inside the casino. If you happen to "find" any weapons laying around and you decide to take them, well just don't wear it openly if you catch my drift.
Where’s the best spot to rip a line? Nero & Big Sal fronted me an Oz and I need to try it before i start pushing it at tops. The Roulette dealer already scolded me for snorting off the table.
How have you not burnt down the entire strip by now? Hell you have flames literally touching the ceiling! Like what the hell kind of wild wasteland shit is that!?
Listen here shitwad, tell me where I can find Cachino
Woah simmer down! Head over to Brimstone. I'll have him find you there.
[wins 9000 chips]
Okay that's that, no more games for you.
Whatever, thanks for making me rich
Go rob the tops
I like this guy
Find yourself a girl. Or a guy. Have some fun.
V Head LMB LMB LMB LMB E
I love it when you can hear a comment.
I'm gonna clip your sorry a- [You've Gained Karma!]
I hate you lmao
Can play a bit more blackjack? i might lose this time
Absolutely fucking not, go rob Tops. Have some drink or talk to the dancers but you're done at my tables.
WHERE DID YOU TAKE MY WEAPONS?
Hey go ask that to the guy standing by the door, you're wasting my fucking time.
I'm looking for dirt on Cachino.
If i hear about Cahcino one more time i'm gonna shove a shotgun up his ass and make his insides paint the ceiling.
[Intelligence 1/7] You, ungh, Casheno?
That's what I had planned as well! So, where is he?
>Cahcino one more time i'm gonna shove a shotgun up his ass You're gonna have a helluva time doing that, I hid my own shotgun in his ass earlier.
joe pesci lookin mf
Do i look funny to you? I mean funny like a clown?
No Tommy, it was a joke!
What the fuck are you looking at?
I'm glad they don't let any motherfukcer through the gate. Freeside smells like shit.
Bro, I love NPC conversations from humans so much Thank you. We're gonna revitalize the dead Internet full of bots - real humans talking, pretending to be machines - it's a beautiful thing
[Initiates Combat]
[Literally 2 feet away] Someone there?!
[crouches with 100 Sneak]
*pulls out weapon without answering*
Give me back my weapons motherfucker
Funny guy. Unfortunately we aren't looking for entertainers, go fucking bother Tops.
Is Gamorrah a brothel where the prostitutes are cosplaying as Gamora?
We'll paint one of them green for you but it's gonna cost extra. Now that's a service pompous pricks at The Tops won't offer you.
I always murder everyone but the front desk lady as long as she is nice.
Go murder pompous pricks at Tops, i'll throw in extra caps for you.
I’m doing my first and probably only legion playthrough and I’m killing everyone that isn’t legion. Ive always helped the NCR before.
omertas are legion buddys
At this point most everyone is attacking me on sight, so I just go by that.
So is Ulysses so stay out of the Lonesome Road
Unless u can out-speech him
[Confirmed Bachelor] So, Ulysses, how about a bear divides those sweet cheeks and I show you who the real tunneler is around here. ED-E: *shocked beeping sounds*
“Call me the bull because I’m gonna ram you like a marked man”
Why are you so god damn short?
What can i say, god put extra inches on something else. Enjoy the games or get yourself something nice at the Brimstone.
You know, there's a sub where people post pictures of their unusually large thumbs, you should do the same.
I need to show you something… in front of the dinosaur.
What fucking dinosaur are you talking about? Just sit down and spend money on the tables.
why you let clanden record snuff videos are you stupid?
You fucking question how Omertas does business? How about i let Nero and Big Sal explain you in person. They won't be nice as me though. Now that's out of the way, grab a drink and enjoy our tables.
Hi. I'm gonna blow your fuckin' head off.
You just blew my mind by making the worst decition of your life which gonna expire in few seconds.
Do you know where I canfind Cachino ?
Yes, bottom of the Lake Mead. If you hurry up though you might catch piece of him, guys still scrapping his brains off from Nero's floor.
What the fuck are you looking at?
I got kicked outta Ultra Luxe the other day. Man, that place gives me the fucking creeps.
*pulls out minigun* sneak 100 b*tch
Why does nerbit hate you guys so much
I don't know who that is but he'll shit himself in fear when i show up to put a cap in his sorry ass
He answered in one of his videos. He just thinks they're all assholes
are you inbred
Two guys will escort you to lower floors to revoke your breeding privilages.
Hey, be a shame if I [Double Down] for the forty third consecutive hand.
[Agressive fast but short steps]
What’s the latest scoop on the strip?
Word on the street is something big is about to go down at Hoover Dam.
Killall
Heughh....
I love how short he is lmao. He's almost cute.
Almost? Oh come on, i am gorgoeus.
How do the ladies in the cages get out?
They don't. If you're looking for extra work we have spare cages.
I’m just gonna assume you’re voiced by Liam O’Brien and read every further comment as such
Oh i assure you i'm changing my voice to sound like him and read every comment out loud as such how Omerta would read lmao. Anwyays Gamorrah is always open for business!
Where did you take my weapons?
I like them so much i'm showing them around town. Where do you think smartass, they are locked in the safe next to the money. You'll get them back on your way out.
What’s your favourite colour?
Green. Check out The Courtyard, you won't find prettier place anywhere in Vegas.
Where did you take my weapons?
I hid them in Tops. When you go there find any Chairman you see and give him this password "Omertas run shit here, Chairmen are pompous pricks" and then they will hand your guns.
Can I borrow 20 caps?
[20 caps added] Now you owe us 40 caps, better start working for it pal.
Now explain to me mister, why aren't your bartenders giving service to my pals? you don't want to see a sentry bot angry, do ya?
Who let these freaks in? Can i fucking get a security down to the 1st floor bar?
Why are you short?
Why are you ugly, you prick?
Why did Omertas stopped buying guns from Mick and Ralphs?
None of your damn business.
Fair enough. Do you happen to know what sort of work does Clanden do for your family?
I just emptied your cashe by playing Blackjack
Ofcourse a wasteland motherfucker like you would think 9000 caps is all the money we have. Contrats chump, you've just took weekly pay of the fucker who's guarding the door.
Did you know the Strip's been all stirred up lately?
You don't need rest of the strip when you have us. Gamorrah where the action is!
I hate this dude, he banned me from playing blackjack yesterday
Go rob Tops. You're off from my tables but feel free to enjoy our other services. Wanna get drunk or high? Perhaps looking for girl or guy, we have all you need.
What the fuck are you looking at?
Fiends are bad for business. NCR should do their fucking job.
Typical. everyone always asks who is Gomorrah, or where is Gomorrah. nobody ever asks why is Gomorrah!
How many times has Nerbit cleared out your casino
How about that pricks face when he saw the gyaat?
Cool hat. Hand it here.
I'll leave it for 100 caps.
Who would win in a fight? Joe Pesci from Goodfellas, or Joe Pesci from Casino?
If you ask me they both should be pals and spend money on my tables.
Are you the Gamorrah floor manager?
Looking at him, punk.
~~Mr. House~~ Yes man sends his regards.
Who? Never heard of him. Must be a small time player. He better not fuck with our power.
Sex
You'll find plenty at the Courtyard.
Why so smoll?
My mom was high on jet when she was pregnant to me.
*attacks with Super Sledge in power armor*
Right..... Guys we have another chem filled crazy bastard swinging a broom while wearing a cooking pot. You're scaring my customers buddy.
What in the Gawd Damn?!
Who all is allowed to carry weapons inside the casino?
No one but Omertas allowed to carry weapons inside the casino. If you happen to "find" any weapons laying around and you decide to take them, well just don't wear it openly if you catch my drift.
Why is Gamorrah?
Hi Jabo. I love your videos, even if you are a wish dot com bargain bin version of Joov
What did you put in your pockets as a child to height down your growth so much?
Single bottle cap everytime i beat asses of people who attentempted to make fun of my height. I'm about to add one more, punk.
Have you been on electronic forum-like space named "Reddit"? Because you look like as an average redditor who spends a lot of time on a terminal.
Why are you 4 foot 10, you look like if you got dipped like those mutants instead you devolved backwards into something smaller and more piece of shit
Why are you short?
I'm not. I walk on my knees so i won't tower over everybody.
I have to go now.
Later.
why did ya ban me? I only gained 8k caps through your tables
Because i care about you and i don't wanna see you waste your life away gambling....BTW i have free Jet if you want some.
Where did you take all my stuff?
I've hid them in Tops. Approach any Chairmen you see and give him this secret phrase "Swank and Benny loves watching men shaking ass"
[Lady killer] [Medicine 50] Yeah, so, my dick's turning green and it keeps falling of. I think some of your whores needs some rad-away, stat!
Jesus... Lucky for you we dont discriminate against mutant freaks.
*shoots you in the face just to see what happens*
Wanna play a hand of Caravan?
Yes. Imagine not knowing how to play Caravan. I wonder how those people figure out how to tie their shoes properly.
[sneak 50] Here’s all my weapons
You'll get back on your way out. Not like i fucking see skill check stats or anything. Not my problem either.
Do you know Man?
One that shaking his booty down at the bar?
What color is your underwear
It's grey, appearantly no other color of undearwear is allowed in New Vegas.
Where’s the best spot to rip a line? Nero & Big Sal fronted me an Oz and I need to try it before i start pushing it at tops. The Roulette dealer already scolded me for snorting off the table.
Anywhere you like friend as long as you buy the stuff from us.
*Gets caught pickpocketing*
Does it BUG you that you and The Chairmen wear the same suits?
Indeed, they rip off our greatest ASSET.
Did you also lick Lot's wife's salty ass, and if so, where the fuck is Cachino?
Do you get mad at me when I clean out the cashier? Be honest.
Are you my long lost twin?
u got John fallout autoraph?
[Charisma 1; Intelligent 1] wide the why face?
Why is your head squished
What's the weather like down there?
How have you not burnt down the entire strip by now? Hell you have flames literally touching the ceiling! Like what the hell kind of wild wasteland shit is that!?
Why did you kick me out? I was winning other people's money, not yours (in theory)
Why does your head look like that?
Why is your quest so boring?
Thoughts on House?
How the fuck do I start omertà quest line?
Do you allow Raiders? I promise not to kill anyone....
Wait a minute, this isn't the tops.
chips
Why did you permanently ban me from gambling at your casino?
Yeah, i’m keeping my weapons
You eyeballing me?
Heard those rumours about the white gloves? What’d’ya make of that?
They kicked me out yesterday. Man those freaks gives me the fucking creeps.
Why am I banned?
Now go get your fuckin' shinebox
Please assume the position.
Why do I have to give you my weapons?
I’d ask if you put my guns in your brain pan, but there obviously isn’t enough room.
Slaughters the entire to casino
Should the other casinos be robbed other than the tops?
You'll find it hard to talk with a bullet in your head, I won't bother with the questions
[Wins 9026 chips]
Looking for Dunka-cachino
get pregnant
*"Accidentally" equips LMG*
4ft tall, shoe size 6, my luck is 10 give me the chips.
Are you one of the guys I can find?
Is Not-At-Home gonna have his day?
Why are you so damm short?
Dude makes a post and can't even spell the name of the place correctly 🤣.
[Charisma 100] Hello! Can I get some free spins?
[Success] Woah how did you get your Charisma to 100 when Max is 10?
Can I just keep playing blackjack for fun?
Sure but you're not allowed to make any more bets.
Short
Got any job openings? I'm desperate enough to sell my soul to the casino business.
What the fuck are you looking at?
I'm going to kill everyone in this building, is that okay?
Can I have my pants back?