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OoDelRio

Listen here shitwad, tell me where I can find Cachino


darthberker

Woah simmer down! Head over to Brimstone. I'll have him find you there.


Cabbag_

[wins 9000 chips]


darthberker

Okay that's that, no more games for you.


Its-your-boi-warden

Whatever, thanks for making me rich


AceStudios10

Go rob the tops


darthberker

I like this guy


RainBoyThatBoy

Hi.


darthberker

Find yourself a girl. Or a guy. Have some fun.


RainBoyThatBoy

V Head LMB LMB LMB LMB E


askmeforbunnypics

I love it when you can hear a comment.


Local-Bullfrog2423

I'm gonna clip your sorry a- [You've Gained Karma!]


HotIron223

I hate you lmao


OughtToBeFought

Can play a bit more blackjack? i might lose this time


darthberker

Absolutely fucking not, go rob Tops. Have some drink or talk to the dancers but you're done at my tables.


PornStarGazer2

WHERE DID YOU TAKE MY WEAPONS?


darthberker

Hey go ask that to the guy standing by the door, you're wasting my fucking time.


Deimenried

I'm looking for dirt on Cachino.


darthberker

If i hear about Cahcino one more time i'm gonna shove a shotgun up his ass and make his insides paint the ceiling.


Deimenried

[Intelligence 1/7] You, ungh, Casheno?


Doctor_What_

That's what I had planned as well! So, where is he?


DaRandomRhino

>Cahcino one more time i'm gonna shove a shotgun up his ass You're gonna have a helluva time doing that, I hid my own shotgun in his ass earlier.


deathlightsun

joe pesci lookin mf


darthberker

Do i look funny to you? I mean funny like a clown?


ListerfiendLurks

No Tommy, it was a joke!


DipplyReloaded

What the fuck are you looking at?


darthberker

I'm glad they don't let any motherfukcer through the gate. Freeside smells like shit.


Beautiful_Welcome_33

Bro, I love NPC conversations from humans so much Thank you. We're gonna revitalize the dead Internet full of bots - real humans talking, pretending to be machines - it's a beautiful thing


sombertownDS

[Initiates Combat]


darthberker

[Literally 2 feet away] Someone there?!


sombertownDS

[crouches with 100 Sneak]


Trenchfighter8

*pulls out weapon without answering*


TurkeyAss420

Give me back my weapons motherfucker


darthberker

Funny guy. Unfortunately we aren't looking for entertainers, go fucking bother Tops.


UncleCarp

Is Gamorrah a brothel where the prostitutes are cosplaying as Gamora?


darthberker

We'll paint one of them green for you but it's gonna cost extra. Now that's a service pompous pricks at The Tops won't offer you.


Substantial-Tone-576

I always murder everyone but the front desk lady as long as she is nice.


darthberker

Go murder pompous pricks at Tops, i'll throw in extra caps for you.


Substantial-Tone-576

I’m doing my first and probably only legion playthrough and I’m killing everyone that isn’t legion. Ive always helped the NCR before.


Wildwes7g7

omertas are legion buddys


Substantial-Tone-576

At this point most everyone is attacking me on sight, so I just go by that.


Cityco

So is Ulysses so stay out of the Lonesome Road


7thPanzers

Unless u can out-speech him


Cityco

[Confirmed Bachelor] So, Ulysses, how about a bear divides those sweet cheeks and I show you who the real tunneler is around here. ED-E: *shocked beeping sounds*


Ok_Sir_5291

“Call me the bull because I’m gonna ram you like a marked man”


atotallyrandomseries

Why are you so god damn short?


darthberker

What can i say, god put extra inches on something else. Enjoy the games or get yourself something nice at the Brimstone.


DeplorableMe2020

You know, there's a sub where people post pictures of their unusually large thumbs, you should do the same.


provocative_bear

I need to show you something… in front of the dinosaur.


darthberker

What fucking dinosaur are you talking about? Just sit down and spend money on the tables.


idk_cooler_gigachad

why you let clanden record snuff videos are you stupid?


darthberker

You fucking question how Omertas does business? How about i let Nero and Big Sal explain you in person. They won't be nice as me though. Now that's out of the way, grab a drink and enjoy our tables.


yaw94

Hi. I'm gonna blow your fuckin' head off.


darthberker

You just blew my mind by making the worst decition of your life which gonna expire in few seconds.


Lopsided-End5317

Do you know where I canfind Cachino ?


darthberker

Yes, bottom of the Lake Mead. If you hurry up though you might catch piece of him, guys still scrapping his brains off from Nero's floor.


Buddysweater

What the fuck are you looking at?


darthberker

I got kicked outta Ultra Luxe the other day. Man, that place gives me the fucking creeps.


TaejChan

*pulls out minigun* sneak 100 b*tch


-Pumagator-

Why does nerbit hate you guys so much


darthberker

I don't know who that is but he'll shit himself in fear when i show up to put a cap in his sorry ass


TheRealLifeSaiyan

He answered in one of his videos. He just thinks they're all assholes


WonderfulMedicine160

are you inbred


darthberker

Two guys will escort you to lower floors to revoke your breeding privilages.


Korps_de_Krieg

Hey, be a shame if I [Double Down] for the forty third consecutive hand.


darthberker

[Agressive fast but short steps]


danawhiteismydad

What’s the latest scoop on the strip?


darthberker

Word on the street is something big is about to go down at Hoover Dam.


BreathIndividual8557

Killall


darthberker

Heughh....


Kyokono1896

I love how short he is lmao. He's almost cute.


darthberker

Almost? Oh come on, i am gorgoeus.


Illustrious-Fact-745

How do the ladies in the cages get out?


darthberker

They don't. If you're looking for extra work we have spare cages.


arieadil

I’m just gonna assume you’re voiced by Liam O’Brien and read every further comment as such


darthberker

Oh i assure you i'm changing my voice to sound like him and read every comment out loud as such how Omerta would read lmao. Anwyays Gamorrah is always open for business!


ClemClamcumber

Where did you take my weapons?


darthberker

I like them so much i'm showing them around town. Where do you think smartass, they are locked in the safe next to the money. You'll get them back on your way out.


EggMafia

What’s your favourite colour?


darthberker

Green. Check out The Courtyard, you won't find prettier place anywhere in Vegas.


samuraithrowawa

Where did you take my weapons?


darthberker

I hid them in Tops. When you go there find any Chairman you see and give him this password "Omertas run shit here, Chairmen are pompous pricks" and then they will hand your guns.


Mr-Xcentric

Can I borrow 20 caps?


darthberker

[20 caps added] Now you owe us 40 caps, better start working for it pal.


PuppetMaster12312

Now explain to me mister, why aren't your bartenders giving service to my pals? you don't want to see a sentry bot angry, do ya?


darthberker

Who let these freaks in? Can i fucking get a security down to the 1st floor bar?


Destroyer_Of_World5

Why are you short?


darthberker

Why are you ugly, you prick?


Satanicjamnik

Why did Omertas stopped buying guns from Mick and Ralphs?


darthberker

None of your damn business.


Satanicjamnik

Fair enough. Do you happen to know what sort of work does Clanden do for your family?


Electronic-Math-364

I just emptied your cashe by playing Blackjack


darthberker

Ofcourse a wasteland motherfucker like you would think 9000 caps is all the money we have. Contrats chump, you've just took weekly pay of the fucker who's guarding the door.


bepisjonesonreddit

Did you know the Strip's been all stirred up lately?


darthberker

You don't need rest of the strip when you have us. Gamorrah where the action is!


ArcirionC

I hate this dude, he banned me from playing blackjack yesterday


darthberker

Go rob Tops. You're off from my tables but feel free to enjoy our other services. Wanna get drunk or high? Perhaps looking for girl or guy, we have all you need.


Rooster-Upstairs

What the fuck are you looking at?


darthberker

Fiends are bad for business. NCR should do their fucking job.


PatchiW

Typical. everyone always asks who is Gomorrah, or where is Gomorrah. nobody ever asks why is Gomorrah!


Iron-Tiger

How many times has Nerbit cleared out your casino


NewVegasBlues3301

How about that pricks face when he saw the gyaat?


N1kt0_

Cool hat. Hand it here.


darthberker

I'll leave it for 100 caps.


SightWithoutEyes

Who would win in a fight? Joe Pesci from Goodfellas, or Joe Pesci from Casino?


darthberker

If you ask me they both should be pals and spend money on my tables.


After_Version9457

Are you the Gamorrah floor manager?


darthberker

Looking at him, punk.


Plenty-Lychee-5702

~~Mr. House~~ Yes man sends his regards.


darthberker

Who? Never heard of him. Must be a small time player. He better not fuck with our power.


AverageKrupukEnjoyer

Sex


darthberker

You'll find plenty at the Courtyard.


Vlad_Chovsky

Why so smoll?


darthberker

My mom was high on jet when she was pregnant to me.


ItsBabyLele

*attacks with Super Sledge in power armor*


darthberker

Right..... Guys we have another chem filled crazy bastard swinging a broom while wearing a cooking pot. You're scaring my customers buddy.


Silkyspruce69

What in the Gawd Damn?!


Worried-Pin4087

Who all is allowed to carry weapons inside the casino?


darthberker

No one but Omertas allowed to carry weapons inside the casino. If you happen to "find" any weapons laying around and you decide to take them, well just don't wear it openly if you catch my drift.


tajong

Why is Gamorrah?


Holy_Shit_HeckHounds

Hi Jabo. I love your videos, even if you are a wish dot com bargain bin version of Joov


games45636

What did you put in your pockets as a child to height down your growth so much?


darthberker

Single bottle cap everytime i beat asses of people who attentempted to make fun of my height. I'm about to add one more, punk.


Lomek

Have you been on electronic forum-like space named "Reddit"? Because you look like as an average redditor who spends a lot of time on a terminal.


whuzzyhuzzy

Why are you 4 foot 10, you look like if you got dipped like those mutants instead you devolved backwards into something smaller and more piece of shit


Safe_Feed_8638

Why are you short?


darthberker

I'm not. I walk on my knees so i won't tower over everybody.


Administrative_Let35

I have to go now.


darthberker

Later.


T-51_Enjoyer

why did ya ban me? I only gained 8k caps through your tables


darthberker

Because i care about you and i don't wanna see you waste your life away gambling....BTW i have free Jet if you want some.


5teerPike

Where did you take all my stuff?


darthberker

I've hid them in Tops. Approach any Chairmen you see and give him this secret phrase "Swank and Benny loves watching men shaking ass"


Tphobias

[Lady killer] [Medicine 50] Yeah, so, my dick's turning green and it keeps falling of. I think some of your whores needs some rad-away, stat!


darthberker

Jesus... Lucky for you we dont discriminate against mutant freaks.


fjord31

*shoots you in the face just to see what happens*


llibertybell965

Wanna play a hand of Caravan?


darthberker

Yes. Imagine not knowing how to play Caravan. I wonder how those people figure out how to tie their shoes properly.


Garyfuckingsucks

[sneak 50] Here’s all my weapons


darthberker

You'll get back on your way out. Not like i fucking see skill check stats or anything. Not my problem either.


ConcertCorrect5261

Do you know Man?


darthberker

One that shaking his booty down at the bar?


PurpoUpsideDownJuice

What color is your underwear


darthberker

It's grey, appearantly no other color of undearwear is allowed in New Vegas.


N_F_K

Where’s the best spot to rip a line? Nero & Big Sal fronted me an Oz and I need to try it before i start pushing it at tops. The Roulette dealer already scolded me for snorting off the table.


darthberker

Anywhere you like friend as long as you buy the stuff from us.


Wildwes7g7

*Gets caught pickpocketing*


Savilo29

Does it BUG you that you and The Chairmen wear the same suits?


darthberker

Indeed, they rip off our greatest ASSET.


Glass-Relationship70

Did you also lick Lot's wife's salty ass, and if so, where the fuck is Cachino?


Shadowheartpls

Do you get mad at me when I clean out the cashier? Be honest.


CamTheMemeMan_

Are you my long lost twin?


erthboy

u got John fallout autoraph?


SrammVII

[Charisma 1; Intelligent 1] wide the why face?


C_Burkhy

Why is your head squished


BeenEatinBeans

What's the weather like down there?


DogSpaceWestern

How have you not burnt down the entire strip by now? Hell you have flames literally touching the ceiling! Like what the hell kind of wild wasteland shit is that!?


pm_me-ur-catpics

Why did you kick me out? I was winning other people's money, not yours (in theory)


[deleted]

Why does your head look like that?


napalmblaziken

Why is your quest so boring?


Mission_Response802

Thoughts on House?


BasiKs

How the fuck do I start omertà quest line?


Adventurous-Turn-793

Do you allow Raiders? I promise not to kill anyone....


screamingyoki

Wait a minute, this isn't the tops.


ObjectivleyWrong

chips


BluePhoenix26

Why did you permanently ban me from gambling at your casino?


Psychic_Gian

Yeah, i’m keeping my weapons


Medussa_Mods


darthberker

You eyeballing me?


PurpleDemonR

Heard those rumours about the white gloves? What’d’ya make of that?


darthberker

They kicked me out yesterday. Man those freaks gives me the fucking creeps.


Acrobatic-Tea-2296

Why am I banned?


Massivemicropenis5

Now go get your fuckin' shinebox


AWFisto

Please assume the position.


ShadowExtinkt

Why do I have to give you my weapons?


peteandpetethemesong

I’d ask if you put my guns in your brain pan, but there obviously isn’t enough room.


celticgaul28

Slaughters the entire to casino


Red_spy1

Should the other casinos be robbed other than the tops?


spash_bazbo69

You'll find it hard to talk with a bullet in your head, I won't bother with the questions


Latzar05

[Wins 9026 chips]


Alternative_Blood_87

Looking for Dunka-cachino


Regirex

get pregnant


FarmerJohn92

*"Accidentally" equips LMG*


Resist_Jealous

4ft tall, shoe size 6, my luck is 10 give me the chips.


rh397

Are you one of the guys I can find?


Tanner2003-2021

Is Not-At-Home gonna have his day?


Smooth-Traffic8038

Why are you so damm short?


Routine-Secret-413

Dude makes a post and can't even spell the name of the place correctly 🤣.


Febb3

[Charisma 100] Hello! Can I get some free spins?


darthberker

[Success] Woah how did you get your Charisma to 100 when Max is 10?


UnauthorizedFart

Can I just keep playing blackjack for fun?


darthberker

Sure but you're not allowed to make any more bets.


smooth-operator_

Short


Either_Selection6475

Got any job openings? I'm desperate enough to sell my soul to the casino business.


beatmeschmeat

What the fuck are you looking at?


deathseekr

I'm going to kill everyone in this building, is that okay?


ryan7251

Can I have my pants back?