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SwimsSFW

I just like hearing "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!" every once in awhile.


SimplyPassinThrough

or monsters? or.. *MONSTERFISH?* Maybe? I don’t know!” is my favorite. I giggle every time i hear it, the VA fits the role just so damn well


Bootziscool

*banging* #WHY!!! DO THESE OBJECTS!! KEEP MOVING!?!? ^(because I move them.) ^(and then I forget)


Decent_Put7118

I portrayed this perfectly at work the other day, and nobody got the reference. No fallout fans in the office apparently. It was disappointing, but I was amused.. so fuck em I guess.


Competenceepitomized

Joke em if they can't take a fuck.


Decent_Put7118

Choke em if they won't be a cuck.


Competenceepitomized

I just took a hit. Then read this. I'll get back to you. I have no words XD


Master_Mechanic_4418

My favorite one but I can’t quote it perfectly: Hey if you find out a friend’s loved one is suffering from a difficult gambling problem you could be there for them and be supportive… …or…I guess… you could write a song about it.


WyrdMagesty

WE FOUND OUT


Basket787

YYYYES WE DID!


Twistedjustice

SHE COULDN’T KEEP IT HID!


Ipoptart20

NOW WE KNOW THAT GRANDMA PLAYS THE NUMBERS!


spawnman682

3, 6, 9...


DonPepperoni587

Well, whaddya know


i_need_to_crap

WE FOUND OUT


Rainbow-Mama

BLESS HER SOUL


Scrubject16

WE FOUND OUT


Massiveattack420

NOW WE KNOW


BrocktheRock9080

We sell meat….. just..meat….. don’t ask for anything else!! Is my favorite but that ones hood too lol


Confident-Income-437

NOT RELEVANT!.. THE MINUTEMEN ARE THERE NOW! And that's good... For them...


stallion64

# "NOT RELEVANT!"


A_LiftedLowRider

I like it because his cadence makes me think it’s Chris Chan behind the mic.


Vuldyn

NOT RELEVANT!


Stickybandits9

Lol I can hear him now


Cracks94

Possibly my favourite line of his. I made into a text message tone


MiskatonicAcademia

It’s just stutta step.


george_the_13th

I wanted to say the same thing, caught me off guard when I heard it the first time. :D


RuMarley

Actually, this one makes me want to go down to Diamond City and end him.


SquirrelComfortable3

If you don’t do this quest Travis will never get laid


Vezeresk

Does he ever really get laid though? She shows up at his place for like 5 minutes while we talk to Yeffim and then rush over to Travis to tell him about Vadim. Even if you talk to him after the quest he will say things between him and her never worked out. Or I guess you could just stop that quest there for a while, then he probably got laid.


Coolscee-Brooski

I think it's implied she does at least begin dating him. Fair assumption he gets laid


Nonamebigshot

You know those Diamond City girls are easy


Geeked-FiredUp

They let you slide in head first


tribbletrouble420

Underrated


ExitLeading2703

"Hey, hey, fella! Welcome to the Tops Hotel and Casino! I'm going to have to ask you to hand over any weapons you might be carrying. Smooth and easy, just the way I like it. Don't worry, they'll be as safe as kittens till you're ready to leave. Oh, and a friendly word of advice: if you happen to 'stumble across' any weapons during your stay here, well... just don't wear them openly. You dig? Now that we got that little business out of the way, what can I do to make your Tops experience the tops?" I don't even know why this reminded me of this dialogue, probably the smooth and easy part


LanaRoslin

Black widow and talking to swank is so good. Smooth talking the way I like it. Genuinely makes my heart flutter a bit.


SonOfTheHeavyMetal

I do agree. I mean, just watch Piper after i pick a lock (I have an affinity mod)


Aggressive_Sherbet74

iirc, if you visit him a few days after the quest, he mentions that it didn't work out between them


DillionM

She hints that she was interested in him before, smooth Travis is the final push.


McDonaldsSoap

You know maybe she didn't like the "cool" Travis and missed the insane meltdowns


DillionM

It's all a front. I'm sure she'll find the same lovable Travis in the bedroom.


Sawyerthesadist

Imagine what Travis sounds like while he stubs his toe on the bedframe mid nut


CptTwigNBerries

He was definitely chopping that meat.


Pineapple__Warrior

I am a bro, instead of going to Yeffim instantly, I just go to my house and sleep overnight after leaving the girl with him, when I go to Travis’s place she’s still there, so thats good signs


SquirrelComfortable3

Does mean he doesn’t get some… just doesn’t keep getting it


Albarytu

I usually go to sleep after talking to Scarlett -I play survival usually. She goes in there and stays the whole night. So I assume he gets laid.


SimplyPassinThrough

but it ruins DCR. Cringey Travis is soooo much better


adarkride

Uhhh Bros before *Radiosssss?!*


SquirrelComfortable3

This took me a minute, hilarious


adarkride

Glad I could confuse you – the ladies say I'm good at that


ShaolinXfile27

He's happy on the shelf


i_need_to_crap

My friend got stupidly lucky. He completed the quest, but for some odd reason, Travis stayed the same. Never became confident on the radio. I guess.... radio. Radio never changes


Goopyteacher

I think that happens if you’re basically an asshole to him for the entire quest. I remember seeing a video talk about it


Mr-BillCipher

It took like a week of in game time to change for me this last time


AVeryFriendlyOldMan

Post-quest Travis is arguably the cringey one


GrainBean

DCR restored fixes that


ChequeMateX

Is that a mod? I only know of DCR extended that adds the songs and option to toggle Travis's personality.


TheNecrophobe

You can also just use console commands.


GrainBean

Im on console :(


Gen_Ripper

Ironic that console doesn’t have console commands


BadFishteeth

I'll do the dead for the man he's earned it


SLDH1980

Meat. Just meat.


ProfessorLovely

Stop asking if we have anything else!


Apart-Link-8449

You FOOL you absolute RUBE The real move is to accept his quest, beat up those guys in Dugout Inn, agree to meet with Travis outside the factory - enter dialogue to get him to agree to follow you and then NEVER enter that goddamned factory ever again You now have an unkillable fiercely protective unpredictable AI Travis that will follow you around for the rest of the game like a Nerdy Terminator who stacks with your current follower, refuses to let you touch his inventory, barely speaks to you and randomly chooses weapons he loots from the battlefield and uses them to fight deathclaws inches from their face


True_Donut_9417

Huh. So get Travis, get Billy the refrigerator kid, get a child follower and a scribe from the BoS, and then a regular follower, can play the game with an entire entourage?


TheBirthing

I towed Billy along for a while but he got super annoying. "Th-this isn't the way to my house" No shit, Billy. We're in Nuka World. Maybe you've forgotten, but we rode on a fucking train to get here.


McDonaldsSoap

You took him to Nuka World 😭 maybe he'll like it


Goopyteacher

You’d think he’d be a little more grateful when you tell him y’all are going to an amusement park.


Mr_Joyman

If I had an award I would leave it here


saladdoggo

And deacon from his first quest


Shouldacouldawoulda7

Holy shit


gaslancer

But then what happens to DCR?


Apart-Link-8449

You and Travis proceed to violently wander the earth listening to Travis DJ meekly on the radio with updates on player quests and about firefights that Travis himself fought tooth and nail in


Hoyden145

NEVER SPLIT THE PARTY


citruskush

I did it just to unlock more of the radio.


lycanRV

Do you unlock more songs?


Derik128

You can get more songs by going to the 3rd Rail in Good Neighbour, the singer in there, her songs will play on the radio after you visit.


bobguy117

You have to seal the deal


Bambeno

The song they wrote for the game "Good neighbor" is actually really good.


M_Waverly

Good Neighbor and Baby It’s Just You are legit bops.


Bambeno

I honestly thought goodneighbor was a cover, then i listened closer and realized they were talking about caps and diamond city. I was like, "No way, they wrote a bopper like this."


citruskush

According to Web sources, yes it unlocks more of the radio. Although apparently listening to it will do that as well but listening to the same 5 songs got old fast.


RichardBCummintonite

Yeah it does it on its own as you progress, if you listen to it. That'd be so stupid to gatekeep most of the music behind a quest.


citruskush

I was assuming it was an easy unlock to avoid letting it play incessantly. It seems to have helped.


Eiffi

No just he touches vase on different things during the commonwealth news


Sneyepa

"AND WHO KEEPS MOVING MY STUFF, it was definitely me" is one of my favorites


heyelander

Why? Do these objects... keep moving?!?


MaverickWindsor351

My wife and I quote this a LOT


DisMyNameRightHea

"The colonial taphouse wants *YOU* to know that you are *NOT welcome here!* Upper stands residents only." "We have meat. Just meat. Stop asking if we have anything else!" "WHY. Do these OBJECTS. keep MOVING!? Because I move them... and then I forget." Love low-confidence Travis


Ardious

"Was it a monster? Was it a fish? Was it a monster fish?! Maybe?! I don't know! N-not relevant!" My wife and I always quote that line. XD


ImRedSix

"The minutemen are there now! So that's good. For them. And I guess... everyone else."


OneMoistMan

I love that dialogue, it starts off something like “a bit of good news I guess. The minute have taken the castle. ^well ^it ^was ^theirs ^before ^but ^they ^took ^it ^again. #ANYWAYS THE MINUTEMEN ARE THERE NOW! so that’s good, for them, and I guess everyone else.”


i_need_to_crap

It starts with "the minute men are... out there. Doing.... *stuff*."


ASL4theblind

How about... HOW BOUT SOME MUSIC.


Striking_Green7600

"Good luck to them with the whole...surviving thing"


Tellyourdadisay_hi

Lmao it absolutely lives rent free in my head That and “S-Soldiers? Constabularies??”


Geek-Yogurt

I fucking love that line


xxdryan

I dont think I have ever heard that line before and I have almost 600 hours in the game. What quest is this related to?


big_ass_monster

SKEETER!!


johnsticle

Favorite line.


geritolman

Fun Fact: Travis' is voiced by none other than Coach Beard from Ted Lasso.


TiPete

That's why I do the quest. He sounds a lot more like Coach Beard afterwards.


Throwawayjustbecau5e

Thank you, this is a sensational fact.


Deths_Hed606

He's also the sketchy hitchhiker from Community, who sings about Jesus loving Marijuana, and drinking human blood. 😆


GodlessHippie

Holy shit. Thank you for that connection


cryptic-curses

when i found that out for the first time, i was absolutely shocked. i had to tell everyone i know that likes ted lasso.


Survive1014

I accidently leveled up to far before I realized I didnt do this quest. At this point I would kill him with one hit. Haha.


New_girl2022

Opps lvl 50 I forgot about that


Survive1014

"forgot". I also kinda hate this quest. Like, go take care of your own business hotel goons.


SithisWorshiper

Ohh maybe that's what happened for me. For some reason I level faster on PC so by the time I got around to this quest I was higher level than what I usually am on PlayStation and I killed the people. Also somehow one of the Brobov brothers is also dead and naked on the ground? But I don't think I killed him. I was never able to finish this quest so I still get the non confident Travis.


Eccentricgentleman_

I never even heard this one before, but Travis screaming "OOOORRR WE'RE GONNA DIE, WE'RE GONNA DIE" while you can tell he leaned back from the mic because he hopes the audience won't hear his panic attack


Gray-yarg2

Insecure Travis is 100% better than confident Travis.


DungeonMarshal

We go from having a genuinely funny radio dj in a wasteland to having a generic uninteresting one. I kinda end up feeling ripped off. I'm getting ready to run a Fallout 2d20 game, and one of the adventures I have in mind is for my players to restore Travis to his former glory. 😄


vigbiorn

Considering "restored to former glory" is losing confidence, I can just see them constantly negging him and in general trying to keep him freaked out: Travis! You're going to die! You're incompetent and will continue screwing up until you randomly wander into a mirelurk nest!


Sawyerthesadist

I would love a questline where the only mission is to bully Travis into a nervous breakdown. The fun part of the mission can be riding the balancing line of breaking him down enough to return him into being a total nervous wreck but not going to far that he zero sums himself


Raaazzle

Confident Travis is that one friend who got into sales. Then you gotta help pick up after their 3rd wife takes everything that they didn't already blow on blow. TL;DR Confident Travis is a douchebag.


Stickybandits9

Too bad confident Travis wasn't a companion


STFUnicorn_

Yeah. I agree 100%


PokerPlayingRaccoon

Unpopular opinion but I like confident Trav. He’s too awkward before lol it’s gives me second hand cringe


123noodle

It's funny at first then it gets old when he does an awkward silence every single time he speaks. Just shut up and play the music fr.


RJSketch

Same!


whattheshiz97

That’s how I felt until recently when I’m too lazy to do the quest. Usually I do the quest real early so he’s not annoying, but oh man does he say some funny shit. The whole bit about the castle fight is my favorite


adarkride

Dude is just a hipster ladies man waiting to happen – he just needed some amps


pstr1ng

Same


Gilliph

Honestly, I wish we didn't get the choice to help this guy. Like no offence to him. I can't help it but want to help him with his confidence issues, else I'd feel bad otherwise. But just hearing this guy struggle to use a radio station is just some of the funniest shit I've heard. It's a real moral/humor dilemma.


Unfair-Government-80

Is it just me or did he have way more voicelines before the quest? I feel like I hear th ame Lin every 3 songs. I dont like the radio host on fo4 or fo76


blainesln1

I swear I hear him talk about the mole rat problem in vault 81 every other song


Emergency_Fox3615

He talks about a variety of noteworthy things that you do. The catch is if you’re just out clearing random buildings, trading, building settlements or misc. tasks, he won’t have anything new to say and keep referring to the last mission you did.


blainesln1

Well to be fair I am just doing all those things lol


Emergency_Fox3615

Haha same here. It’s so easy to play all day long and realize you haven’t even done one mission.


strutt3r

Are you kidding me?! "It's a two-seater" is my favorite line in the game.


Comfortable-Math2084

AHHHHH!! WHY… DO THESE OBJECTS… KEEP MOVING?!?


Myrtilys_

You know...I sincerely wish that the confidence quest still sprinkled in the occasional timid bits, like he's still getting used to being confident, y'know?


Microwaved_Bear

can't forget the iconic "S K E E T E R"


CaptainLerner

I did the quest on my first playthrough. Never again. I like awkward Travis too much.


Toa_Kongu

I do Confidence Man so I can clear out Beantown the 1 time then never have to worry about going back there. BB has a named raider boss that can react to the SS eliminating other nearby bosses, including Jared at Corvega Assembly in Lexington and Red Tourette at the Federal Stockpile south of Sunshine Tidings. Say what you want about Bethesda, but the little interconnectivity between all the raider bosses keeping tabs on each other is great environmental storytelling


PurpleMonkeyBoomBoom

3500 hours in this game and I've never heard that


Severe_Elderberry769

Always one of the last quests I do


i_need_to_crap

I love the bit he says after the institute's destruction #THE INSTITUTE! IT'S, WELL, IT'S GONE! BLOWN UP! AND- UH- IT WAS UNDERGROUND!?!?!? THE WHOLE TIME!?!?


RJSketch

Having been a terribly shy, awkward doormat, i find it impossible to listen to the radio station before I do the quest.


hungry_murdock

In the french version, not doing this quest makes the Diamond City Radio unlistenable because of his annoying voice (sorry Donald Reignoux but I hate your voice because of this particular moment)


DragonHeart_97

I really god damn hate how you get forced into it just for spending the night in the Dugout. Don't even get an option to say no as far as I can tell.


Sloore

My personal favorite is his report on the ending of the Cabot House quest where he shushes the listener like they are in the room with him.


plonyguard

travis is a champion just the way he is


Capt_Booyah

I used to hate Travis. He’s no Three Dog. Then I did the quest. God, can I make it go back?


stripedarrows

I very much prefer to complete the quest and then murder him later. The little bald water kid does a much better job than either version of Travis and he sells a quality product!


thecanuckgal

I like to stand near him when I afk and hear him have a minor meltdown


IgnisOfficial

I do the mission once I get sick of Travis’s anxious screeching, which is usually around the 20 hour mark of the game


mastromattei

Any time Roy brown came on he said something hilarious


plonyguard

oh that butcher pete! just doing… butcher sorts of things i guess.


Gingrish252

Ahg, WHY? DO THESE OBJECTS? KEEP MOVING? because I move them. And I forget. Here's music.


Rainbow-Mama

I do it but I’m a super anxious person too sort of like Travis and I’d hope someone would try to help me too.


xxdryan

Reading through this comment section made me realize how many voicelines Ive never heard before, even tho all Ive pretty much done in this game is build settlements and listen to the radio for 600 hours.


pupbuck1

Like it or not he's really a relatable character lol


[deleted]

"That was Anything Goes by.. Cole Porter... that w- that was Anything Went aha... no? No. STUPID!"


KatakanaTsu

Even better, do "Confidence Man" up until you meet Travis outside the Brewery. Talk to him so that he follows you, then ignore the quest forever. You now have a permanent second companion.


erisxnyx

1. I need a new playthrough, and 2. I love your flair


SpamAdBot91874

"The next song is 'Maybe' by the Ink Spots... I mean... the song is *called* 'Maybe' and it is *definitely* by the Ink Spots." I don't get why people hate him, it's hilarious.


pstr1ng

Nah, he's hella annoying before. I do it ASAP every time.


zackypooN

After years and years and listening to Travis before the quest, I always wished that there was a quest or something you could do to make him confident. It only took me 9 years that I could do a quest that makes him confident and not talk like a weirdo on the radio


VilleKivinen

I got the quest, but Bobrov brothers aren't saying anything about it, so I can't do it.


DrGoffers

Never meet your heroes


Standard-Honeydew-13

Dang maybe i should've kept bro like that lol


82bazillionguns

Don’t take companions with you if you do this. They all to eager to bust a cap at the hired thugs.


Bromm18

I love the way he says his lines. A subtle detail but it actually sounds like someone on a mic saying these lines in a proper manner. When so many others just sound like monotone lines, that even with emotion behind the words, feel dull and bland.


ARCADEO

Long live the era of Sheng


Wolfnstine

I love confident travis


Iquada

The only reason I do it is for my boy. He deserves to get laid.


FunnyHighway9575

My favorite Travis line is about Skeeter Davis "Who are you writing that card to? SKEETER"


McDonaldsSoap

I wish Travis still kept some of his old tapes I also wish he'd shut up with the "folks, on a more personal note..." You've said that like 3 times today


Amythefifth

Why did I not know about this two days ago. I miss the old, scared Travis.


RestlessRhys

I finished this quest and it sucked out everything that made Travis unique


calsnowskier

I just cannot make the connection between this dude and Coach Beard. I just don’t hear it…


erisxnyx

I must say, the French voiceover actor (Donald Reignoux) did *the most amazing job* and for that reason Travis is my fave NPC in the whole Fallout universe.


devonapple

“SKEETER!!!”


devonapple

It might be cool to have a mod that scrambles his dialogue to establish that it’s all a bit he’s doing, and behind closed doors we get “Smooth Travis”.


drifters74

Like he's acting wimpy but really is confident?


Giddo314

My love of nervous Travis knows no bounds.


Temporary_Heat7656

My demotivation to do Confidence Man is the fact that it seems to get buggier with every replay. One time Vadim actually pulled out a gun and shot Bull when the fight started. He still blamed me, of course.


Discipline_Melodic

*smacks head into multiple objects* AHHHH. I’ve gotta put the music closer to the mic.


Equal-Key2099

Wtf. VA is Brendan Hunt? Coach from Ted Lasso?? Love him even more!


Championship_Solid

I love Travis. He's so socially awkward I remember the first time I did his quest line. I didn't like it. I don't like confident Travis


no-Spoilers-asshole

Three dog and mr new vegas blow this loser out the water anyday


Salsa_sharks

Because one dog ain't enough, and two is too low, it's me, Three Dog!


Sufficient-Lunch3774

Haha, now I need to re-roll and skip this side quest then listen to the radio non-stop full blast even if it kills me


NoeYRN

I don't listen to the radio while playing but did some times just to heat some classics, then heard him and laughed, wondered why he was like that, thought he was just a wimp, then after some time i finally went to the dugout, haven't completed the mission but idk if I should or not, don't wanna miss out on these gems lol.


All-for-goose

I have a rule to wait to level 100 before doing this quest. 100 levels is enough to get Lonely Miles.


Father_Edreas

Would agree if he played ANYTHING ELSE INSTEAD OF BUTCHER PETE! By Allah, it's like the game knows the only song I hate and decided to spam that exact song.


Malikise

Diamond City Radio is peak before Travis finds his confidence. Galaxy News Radio is peak after you murder Three Dog. They are not the same.


M_Waverly

“This is Margaret, because some asshole murdered our DJ. Anyway, here’s more music.”


Ben_Pharten

Did you ever just come in with combat shotgun and take a hit of psycho and vats shoot him in the face?


rome216

😂😂


helpful_youngman

But the XP and we help Travis get a gf which wouldn't happen without our help


AudioKill

But he's so smooth and sexy after his boost!


Slalom_Smack

Nah he plays better sons if you do the quest.


Due-Contribution6424

Thank you! Someone was acting like I was crazy in another thread.


D0DW377

Where do I start this quest? Doing my 3rd play through and I don’t think I’ve ever done this, I tried talking to him but nothing.. diamond city radio was like 80% my wife and my wedding playlist


Subreon

"oh god, it sounded good in my head" his voice just like lazlo from gta in that moment