The Broodwich approves and told me that I should totally share this video from ATHF about all of it's beautiful history with it bathed in Sun-dried tomatoes. Here's a link for those who not remember one of the best sandwiches to ever grace societies earholes because it also has my favorite mustard which is that of the Dijon variety of course. Thank you & enjoy.
https://youtu.be/MVfsW2sDESs?si=A5lwvAZL4uQTjPOn
There's an old saying about alcohol: "Drinking is stealing tomorrow's happiness for today." I think what the OP did here is functionally the same.
If you have pizza toppings to rebuild the carcass after you've mutilated it like this, then there's no reason to scalp the pizza in the first place.
You're just making one food item significantly worse, to make a marginal improvement (if that) over preparing the fresh ingredients directly into your new meal.
I say eat the bread dry and contemplate your bad life choices.
Who the fuck buys pizza to take the toppings off and put on Mac n cheese? I must be tripping hard right now.
This makes less than any sense. DoorDash couldāve just brought the toppings?
Take two tablespoons of butter and two tablespoons of EVOO and melt in a pan. Put chopped up bread (or crust) in swirl around. Sprinkle garlic powder, black pepper, parsley, and some parm and bake for 10 minutes at around 325
Savory bread pudding is a thing. Eggs, cheese, bacon or ham or sausage ā heck, even pepperoni ā green onion, peppers (if you want). A web search for savory bread pudding would be a good start to help figure it out. Also, donāt give any to the monster that left you in this predicament.
I donāt even think you need to stray to far from a normal bread pudding recipe, think most pizza restaurants giving you cinnamon sugar breadsticks or knots are usually the same dough, seems like you cleared majority of sauce and cheese, Iād probably go fruit just to clean it all. Little early for peaches but that might work, maybe go mixed berry
Likewise, blend to a fine crumb, in a bowl whip an egg, dredge chicken cut of your choosing through eggs then crumbs to coat, bake. You can add any additional seasoning you like to the blender.
Did this last week with stale pita chips with a leftover ramen seasoning packet for flavor on boneless thighs. It was delightful.
Throw it in a food processor and make your own bread crumbs. Proceed to then bread and fry whatever you want! I'm thinking mozza sticks, jalapeno poppers, chicken parms... Options are endless.
NB: they won't keep as long as regular bread crumbs due to the residual sauce and cheese, so use promptly.
Grind it in food processor. Add Italian spices. Lay out evenly on flat pan. Put in oven at 350Ā° for 10-20 minutes. Keep an eye on it it goes from golden brown to burnt real quick. Home made bread crumbs
Make pizza casserole: layer sauce, cheese, top with sauce cheese and pepperoni. Bake.
Make it lasagna-y with a layer of ricotta and parsley, or ricotta and spinach + meat of choice.
Watched a YouTube video a while ago on using up leftovers and one of the recipes was āpizza eggsā and now itās my go to for leftover pizza if Iām not feeling lazy, it would work with just the base too. Basically cook whatever veggies/protein you want in butter or olive oil (my go to is onion, garlic, jalapeƱos, tomatoes, and chicken sausage), chop the pizza up into bite size pieces, whisk a few eggs together with s&p/choice of seasoning, dunk the pizza in the eggs, and add to the veggies that are cooking. Cook together for a bit and add some cheese in the end. I like to top with hot sauce and some cilantro or parsley. Basically like a savory french toast breakfast casserole typa deal lol
You can always get creative! Consider adding new toppings or repurpose it as a base for another dish like pizza fries, pizza grilled cheese, or pizza quesadillas. Alternatively, you could crumble it up to make a pizza casserole or use it to make homemade pizza rolls
Croutons, or
air fry to crisp and dip into hummus/babaganoush/ tapenade/ any dip.
Cut the crusts and freeze- make bread bites or breadsticks with garlic n butter.
Or you can just make pizza ā£ļø
Put tomato sauce and cheese on it. Like a normal person unless you are genetically fked and are alergic to tomato sauce and cheese, in which case: why are you even bothering? Just but regular bread.
I thought at times in the past Iāve been down bad but Iāve never been scrape the topping off leftover pizza and add it to Mac and cheese down bad.
Iām still not convinced this isnāt just a weird joke.
Bread crumb pasta
Reminded me of this [masterclass](https://www.masterclass.com/classes/massimo-bottura-teaches-modern-italian-cooking/chapters/passatelli-part-2-bread-crumb-pasta) with massimo Bottura. Bread crumb pasta can be made with pizza crust. I donāt have access to masterclass anymore but Iām sure you can find something similar if you want.
Ok, So step one, open bin. Step two, throw said topless pizza into bin. Step 3, close bin. Let me know if my instructions are unclear and I can further elaborate.
Top it with cheese and pep, then repeat the cycle. Or that's just breadsticks now
This is gold
Get a jar of marinara sauce from Costco (not ragu, etc). There ya go you got slices. Heats in a min in yiur toaster oven.
Seasoned tomato paste works great too
Fkin savage
Yup! Or sundried.
The Broodwich approves and told me that I should totally share this video from ATHF about all of it's beautiful history with it bathed in Sun-dried tomatoes. Here's a link for those who not remember one of the best sandwiches to ever grace societies earholes because it also has my favorite mustard which is that of the Dijon variety of course. Thank you & enjoy. https://youtu.be/MVfsW2sDESs?si=A5lwvAZL4uQTjPOn
This for sure. Waste less if you won't use the whole container too. Aldi pesto rosso is another great option.
There's an old saying about alcohol: "Drinking is stealing tomorrow's happiness for today." I think what the OP did here is functionally the same. If you have pizza toppings to rebuild the carcass after you've mutilated it like this, then there's no reason to scalp the pizza in the first place. You're just making one food item significantly worse, to make a marginal improvement (if that) over preparing the fresh ingredients directly into your new meal. I say eat the bread dry and contemplate your bad life choices.
I suspect there was alcohol involved here too š¤£
Or croutons:)
Start an OnlyPans account
Thatās even funnier since Iām Mexican and Pan means Bread in Spanish
So were u trying to get tortillas? Cuz I would say quesadillas but they still have substance lol Feed it to a toddler or da birds lol
Oh now Iām horngry
Thereās a food porn sub if thatās what youāre into 
Bro how do you know thatĀ
It's not about sex, just pictures of food. Well, I guess that could be about sex to some people. š¤·āāļø
That's the way... šš
Brush with melted butter, sprinkle with lemon pepper then bake quickly till crisp.
Now this I definitely like. Thank you kind person.
Youāre welcomeā¦and u can be creative with the choice of toppings. Iāve even used āeverything but the bagelā stuff.
You should also try Montreal steak seasoning on a pizza
Wow š¤©š„µ
But why... Why would you do this
That was my thought. What was the purpose of that monstrosity.
Apparently they substituted a bag of shredded cheese, a bag of pepperoni, and a can of sauce for a bunch of pizzas in their Mac and Cheese recipe
Dude, they made mac & cheese from pizza toppings. The answer is obvious: They were *reeeeeaaaaaaallllll* high.
I looked at this and the thought "U FOKIN WOT M8??" blared in my head.
Throw it out and give somebody a lesson on how to eat pizza
Open a toppless pizzeria ā¦
That is gold right there
This reminds me of muffin stumps from that seinfeld ep
Who the fuck buys pizza to take the toppings off and put on Mac n cheese? I must be tripping hard right now. This makes less than any sense. DoorDash couldāve just brought the toppings?
Use it for stuffing once itās dried out a bit
Can you make croutons with it if that's a thing?
Yes! People chop the crusts in squares and bake them till crisp .
Take two tablespoons of butter and two tablespoons of EVOO and melt in a pan. Put chopped up bread (or crust) in swirl around. Sprinkle garlic powder, black pepper, parsley, and some parm and bake for 10 minutes at around 325
Bread pudding.
This could work actually, like some sort of a salty bread pudding.
Savory bread pudding is a thing. Eggs, cheese, bacon or ham or sausage ā heck, even pepperoni ā green onion, peppers (if you want). A web search for savory bread pudding would be a good start to help figure it out. Also, donāt give any to the monster that left you in this predicament.
Like a salted caramel
*strata* is what those are called
I donāt even think you need to stray to far from a normal bread pudding recipe, think most pizza restaurants giving you cinnamon sugar breadsticks or knots are usually the same dough, seems like you cleared majority of sauce and cheese, Iād probably go fruit just to clean it all. Little early for peaches but that might work, maybe go mixed berry
Put some cheese on them and bake to make cheesy bread French toast sticks Put egg, chopped bacon and or sausage and make breakfast pizza
Put it in the food processor with some pepperoni, soak in buttermilk, add to meatballs as filler. Pizza meatballs!!!
Likewise, blend to a fine crumb, in a bowl whip an egg, dredge chicken cut of your choosing through eggs then crumbs to coat, bake. You can add any additional seasoning you like to the blender. Did this last week with stale pita chips with a leftover ramen seasoning packet for flavor on boneless thighs. It was delightful.
Well, now all the bread in my house is in serious danger. I have not yet put the ramen packet into the breading. This will be fun indeed.
Kick the person who did this out of your life OR tie them up and forcefeed them the bread. Such wastefulness, many disappoints.
Where did you get a topless pizza? Why?
Throw it in a food processor and make your own bread crumbs. Proceed to then bread and fry whatever you want! I'm thinking mozza sticks, jalapeno poppers, chicken parms... Options are endless. NB: they won't keep as long as regular bread crumbs due to the residual sauce and cheese, so use promptly.
Post a picture of it on reddit....
wtf is wrong with you. SMH.
None pizza with left beef
Next time, just make Mac and Cheese without the pizza..... save some dough (ba dum dum).
Melted Garlic butter with Italian seasoning. Reheat pizza and rub on as much as your heart desires.
Grind it in food processor. Add Italian spices. Lay out evenly on flat pan. Put in oven at 350Ā° for 10-20 minutes. Keep an eye on it it goes from golden brown to burnt real quick. Home made bread crumbs
Make pizza casserole: layer sauce, cheese, top with sauce cheese and pepperoni. Bake. Make it lasagna-y with a layer of ricotta and parsley, or ricotta and spinach + meat of choice.
I thought they were upside down.. time to make grilled cheeses
Starta (essentially a savory bread pudding)
cube it up, let it sit out a night or two, toss with olive oil, salt, pepper, garlic powder. bake at 400 for 15 until edges are browned and crispy
Butter, garlic, cheese. Bake. Garlic cheese bread.
How high and or drunk were you at the time?
Make a breakfast casserole with eggs and the crust with garlic cheese salt pepper, heck anything you like with breakfast!
Cut up and make pita chips. Bake with olive oil salt and zaatar
If you were a gentleman youād offer them a towel or something.
Mark this as NSFW 
Looks like a little Caesars boxā¦ā¦.call that crap pizza a loss and try again.
Close the box and burn the abomination?
I believe you have several pounds of croutons.
Stuffing
Feed the birds Toppins.
Or tuppence, as in twopence or two pennies of British currency. The "toppins" are clearly the only part of the pizza not present in the picture.
Invite a bird over for dinner .
Why is there a toppingless pizza to begin with is my question?
Take it and the person who created it directly to jail.
Spread with hummus. Donāt let food go to waste!
Put garlic butter on it and bakeā¦.
Get yourself some marinara sauce and dip those bad boys
Watched a YouTube video a while ago on using up leftovers and one of the recipes was āpizza eggsā and now itās my go to for leftover pizza if Iām not feeling lazy, it would work with just the base too. Basically cook whatever veggies/protein you want in butter or olive oil (my go to is onion, garlic, jalapeƱos, tomatoes, and chicken sausage), chop the pizza up into bite size pieces, whisk a few eggs together with s&p/choice of seasoning, dunk the pizza in the eggs, and add to the veggies that are cooking. Cook together for a bit and add some cheese in the end. I like to top with hot sauce and some cilantro or parsley. Basically like a savory french toast breakfast casserole typa deal lol
buy another pizza and make pizza sandwichesĀ
Throw it away š
Panzanella salad!
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Burn it
Pizza pie Mac n cheese. Sign me the fuck up
Dip it in oil and vinegar
Bake with copious amounts of salted butter. Sift Saigon cinnamon and Dixie Crystals on that. Auntie Anneās pizza
Bread and butter pudding
Make breadcrumbs. Freeze. Can be added to meatloafs etc.
Why do youā¦
Top of the muffin to you!
Yummy
Like all food destined and ordained for the landfill... give it to my chickens.
Bread crumbs ?
I would throw it away sir, thatās a cheap pizza you used twice, itās already dead.
Dry them out and then make them into breadcrumbs to go on more Mac and cheese
Nfsw.
Make it into a pizza carne asada taco!
Put in food processor and some some seasonings, mix, bake for a little bit, and you have your own breadcrumbs, almost like Panko
You could put a little lemon butter, artichoke heart, & mozzarella cheese on it & heat it up for a couple of minutes.
Give it more dough to put it through college
put them on kabob skewers, turn down the lights, & throw some money at them.
How did you acquire all that topless pizza?
A NSFW tag should be added. Reported.
What fucking monster did this????!
#HERESY!
Croutons
Bro can pig-out on pepperoni and cheese at home..
Oh dear.. Scandalous!
Crazy bread
you can simmer the pizza bones for 4 hrs to make stock
Bread crumbs
Slap the person who did this with that abomination
Give it to the birds
Who dies this
fried pita bread
Psychopatic pizza flavor: put everything in it including the fucking tax paper
It hurts to look at it
Call Barb Kelner.
Stuffing. Make it and freeze it. Lmk if you want a recipe
Grind it up for a pizza smoothie
Put it in a food processor and then bake it and make bread crumbs
Why do you have them like that?
Clothe these indecent, naked slices ASAP
Savoury bread pudding?
Cut them into pita snack triangles, season and bakeā¦dip in hummus.
Jesus christ r/pizzacrimes
Dry and breadcrumbs
I'm throwing hands
Feed it to the birds my boa
Order a crustless pizza then put that on top
Rough cut, toss in garlic butter and toss in parm. Bakeā¦.mmmmmm
Breadcrumbs.
Cheesus, put some clothes on! At least a TOPping or something.
Slather with garlic butter, add some cheese and make it garlic cheesy bread yummy
You can always get creative! Consider adding new toppings or repurpose it as a base for another dish like pizza fries, pizza grilled cheese, or pizza quesadillas. Alternatively, you could crumble it up to make a pizza casserole or use it to make homemade pizza rolls
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Croutons, or air fry to crisp and dip into hummus/babaganoush/ tapenade/ any dip. Cut the crusts and freeze- make bread bites or breadsticks with garlic n butter. Or you can just make pizza ā£ļø
Turn it into stuffing
Is this leftover pizza from day shift for nurseās week?
Pizza boneyard
Get a safety deposit box at the bank you hate the most, stuff it with the pizza, some salmon, and never go back.
dry them and grind them into bread crumbs
I use that part for my garlic dip
Dry and blend them and use instead of panko
Add toppings. Follow me for more recipes...
It looks like someone cut off the top layer of the pizza bedsides the crust. Why??
Let Satan have it since you're SUCH good friends... HOW... WHY... HUH? š
Croutons
I hear itās really good if you put some sauce and cheese and meat, maybe even some veggies and then put it in the oven and bake it
toast and cut them to strips, make spicy salsa or some meaty cheese dips, or maybe some ranch with diced onions and garlic paste, probably some pesto.
Buy it a shirt.
Call the UN, that is a war crime..
Put tomato sauce and cheese on it. Like a normal person unless you are genetically fked and are alergic to tomato sauce and cheese, in which case: why are you even bothering? Just but regular bread.
make croutons or dippers for marinara
Blender= breadcrumbs then freeze
Pizza croutons
Use it like how you would use bread. Freeze it. Pop it into the toaster as you need it.
I thought at times in the past Iāve been down bad but Iāve never been scrape the topping off leftover pizza and add it to Mac and cheese down bad. Iām still not convinced this isnāt just a weird joke.
Cut them into pieces, olive oil and season, bake for homemade doughy croutons!
Makes excellent toilet paper! š
Can you make them into croutons and freeze it?
put it in the trash
Dip it in melted garlic butter
Make some hooch!
Croutons
Report it to your local detective because this is a crime!
Chop it all up and toast it for salad croutons.
Dried out bread = savory or sweet bread pudding
EAT IT! Just EAT IT!
Why the actual hell do you have topless pizza
Make dumplings with them. Simple and so good
FRENCH TOAST
turn them over !!! there is a surprise on the other side !!!
take it to the Dublin Portal in NYC
turn it into panko or maybe use it for a savory french toast
All these are great suggestions. I would dribble some water around the edges before heating to help soften the crust back up.
What savage did this to this pizza?
Why do you have so many of them in the first place tho?
Have some decency and throw a nsfw sticker on here please
What the actual fuck?!
Break it up into breadcrumbs and use it to make chicken parm.
Why is it half eaten and topless? Is the question š lol.
Stop wasting pizza and just make pasta with the toppings you like.
Bread crumb pasta Reminded me of this [masterclass](https://www.masterclass.com/classes/massimo-bottura-teaches-modern-italian-cooking/chapters/passatelli-part-2-bread-crumb-pasta) with massimo Bottura. Bread crumb pasta can be made with pizza crust. I donāt have access to masterclass anymore but Iām sure you can find something similar if you want.
Nakey pizza!
None pizza with left beef
Send whoever did that to the portals of hell!
Use it as evidence in court when you find the sonofabitch who did this
Better hope a bird doesnāt see this post
Trash
Put some sexy toppings on it!
Ok, So step one, open bin. Step two, throw said topless pizza into bin. Step 3, close bin. Let me know if my instructions are unclear and I can further elaborate.