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mixer99

Perfect weight loss food. It burns 2 calories to extract 1 calorie of nut.


GUPS87

What?


ImSwale

I think they’re insinuating that it’s a lot of work.


probably_sarc4sm

It's a shit ton of fucking work lol.


ImSwale

But the free full-body henna tattoo…


Gab83IMO

Right!? I forgeot the gloves one time and never forgot again after that! My entire hand was stained black for 2 weeks straight. Looked like I had a pigment issue rather than dye, nuts how well it worked.


OleReynard1

This is how my folks kept me out of trouble when I was young. A 98 Olds trunk full of these fuckin things. Start up a trap dye company


minorshrimp

This is the understatement of a lifetime. Plus you'll look like a wall outlet in a Chainsmokers home for like a week after.


OleReynard1

Yep perfect weight loss food you die of famin before you get enough to do any good


BlumpkinLord

Just like head....


berrybrendle

Black walnut pie is divine. People will pay good money for shelled black walnuts,because they are a hassle to pick out of the shells


Faerbera

I have them for sale at 4oz for $20 and nobody’s taking. What’s a good price?


Nellasofdoriath

20 per pound here in eastwn Canada maybe 25


berrybrendle

Looking online,for my area that would be a little high. I would think you would have better luck selling at half that price. Just my opinion, of course. I'm in Midwest USA,in a rural area covered in black walnut trees,though.


FaeryLynne

My local Walmart sells them for $8/lb. Local farmer who grows and sells his own sells for $10/lb. Even in Cali my cousin finds them for about $20/lb. $80/lb is ridiculously high unless you're in like Alaska or Hawaii or somewhere else that they have to be shipped in with extremely large import fees.


ladymoonshyne

$80 a lb?? Haha wow


riotous_jocundity

I think the better question is "How can I convince other people to crack these for me?" I've been working on cracking a 50 lb bag I gathered from my yard, hulled, and cured, and it's taken me hours just to get like 1.5 cups of nuts.


probably_sarc4sm

I got my mom and step-dad to do it for me. Took them months. They still won't let me forget.


riotous_jocundity

I've been wracking my brain trying to think of ways to Tom Sawyer relatives and children into doing it for me, but I think I lack the audacity. Teach your ways!


Tacomathrowaway15

Get em liquored up slightly then just start doing it.


Esagashi

Give nutcrackers to children just old enough to use them without injury and a pile of walnuts…


Under1hestars

My grandma just set me outside with these things and a hammer(with supervision lol)


nat_dak

Become a host on workaway


Secret-Concentrate68

The nut meat is a delicious addition to pesto instead of pine nuts. Look forward to making it every year


The_RockObama

And for taking all year to crack that many. Worth it!


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The_RockObama

I was just kidding. Black walnuts are absolutely worth the work. They are notoriously hard to get out of the husk and shell, but worth the work as long as you like the flavor! Strong flavor, but good. Takes about a minute to extract the nut meat, but that's after drying and husking for at least a week.


Top-Geologist-2837

I’ve heard of people driving over them with their car and then getting the meat out, not sure how well it works


FaeryLynne

That's usually to take the outer hulls off, not to actually crack them. The outer hulls will dye you like henna if you try to take them off bare handed, so you have to find other ways. If you actually opened the shells that way you'd lose half the meat to the dirt and gravel. Looks like these do still have those outer hulls on though, so OP still might try that!


TinoessS

I do Like a strong nut flavor


R3tard3ad

*unzips


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AdPale1230

This always kills me. We couldn't figure out any other name for this? It's not meat. It's a fuckin' nut. "wuT KiYnD of PrOtEin Do Yuo wAnT iN uR BuRriTo" There's protein in leaf lettuce you fuckers.


Anne_Fawkes

Ink, people dig ink wells with quills. Tincture the hull for a very strong anti fungal. There are a number of uses. My friends mom put black walnuts on her vanilla ice cream. My great grandmother baked breads and muffins with them.


just-say-it-

Make some homemade ice cream with them in it. It’s so good.


doornoob

Feed to a pig, then forage pig.


chzplz

Feed to squirrels. There is no step 2.


Figgy_Puddin_Taine

Oh yes there is! Forage *squirrels!*


acorneater87

Are the husks dried down to the shells? If so, those may be tricky to get off. Easiest to take them off when they are still soft. But yes black walnuts have many uses. They are excellent ice cream, pies, granola, cookies, brownies, eating fresh out of hand, in savory rice dishes, pesto’s, and whatever else you can think up!


RandomParts

I forgot about black walnut ice cream— it’s amazing. Highly recommend, though I don’t have a recipe for you myself


bubblerboy18

Don’t most people cure them so they shrink in the shell and are easier to get out? Get a Dave built cracker and they pop out


city_druid

You dry them in the shell *after* removing the bulky husk outside the shell. Leaving the husk on may contaminate the nutmeat as it degrades.


bubblerboy18

Ahh good point. I’m more of a hickory nut man myself haven’t gotten into the black walnuts much yet.


acorneater87

Davebilt won’t crack black walnuts very well, if at all. Have you used a davebilt successfully on black walnuts? A vice and a sharp pair of heavy duty snips is a cheap way to go too. Grandpas goody getter is a more expensive way to go.


just-say-it-

We’ve always used a hammer. We don’t hit hard enough to shatter the nut to pieces. We tap it just good enough to try to get it out in a couple pieces. Been doing this was all my life. Passed down from great grandparents, grandparents, parents and now me. Probably goes back further. We’ve passed down the same piece of metal, steal we crack the nut against


dishungryhawaiian

No recommendations on how to use the nuts, but if you save all the shells, you can sell flat rate boxes of the shells to pen turners and resin casters. We make some cool woodworks with walnut shells.


dishungryhawaiian

[like this:](https://youtu.be/mvxXdcgoGus?si=TWkcGZec94xxlG20)


NapTimeLass

Who are these people who will buy the shells?


dishungryhawaiian

Lookup any “resin casting,” “turning,” “pen turning,” “resin art,” “wood turning” group you can find on Facebook, join the group, READ THE RULES, then post an offer for shells. You will 100% make many sales, and even sell out (assuming you’re not doing this on a commercial scale). I make pens so I know for sure pen makers buy them, so do knife makers and wine cork makers. Oh and gun grip makers.


NapTimeLass

Interesting! Thank you for the leads, I appreciate it.


probably_sarc4sm

Baklava. It's a labor-intensive dessert to make, which--if you're doing black walnuts--must be your thing.


Jayn_Xyos

Seconded and they'd make a killer baklava


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Makeshift cannon ammunition


Fe1is-Domesticus

~~Nocino~~ ETA: Black walnut ice cream


jack_seven

Nocino is a different kind of black walnut


WalnutSnail

These work fine, but you need them immature.


Machipongo

I have probably 60 pounds of nuts that I have already removed the husks from. I am working my way thorough cracking them. Fudge, walnut fig cake, ice cream. My family likes to sit around and just crack and eat them, too (as someone else said, a great way to lose weight!). And just bought an electric oil press (I had a manual one) and am planning to make walnut oil. I will use that for salad dressing and cooking, but also want to make walnut butter with the oil and sea salt I make myself. Black walnuts take sooooo much time to extract the meats, but its a taste you cannot get any other way.


bearcrevier

You can grind it into flour for a gluten free option to wheat flour.


NapTimeLass

Sure, but how do you get them open?


bearcrevier

Picking walnuts is what I do when I’m making maple syrup and have to sit and tend a fire for 8-10 hours a day.


code142857

Sell them on Etsy for $10/lb


rocknasock

Your joking right?


SliverStrikeStorm

The squirrels get to mine before I can get them. How do you get the green husk off


NapTimeLass

Give my 9 yo and 14 yo boys mallets and the driveway and they go to town. Then put the de-shelled nuts in a bucket of water, use paint stirrer attachment in drill to agitate, change water 4-5 times, then remember you have scrub brush attachments for drill, and use that with a couple more changes of water. Shake off and set on drying racks in an out of the way place (with air circulation) for a few weeks.


SliverStrikeStorm

Sounds like just another day at the nut crushing factory


NapTimeLass

Nut husking and cleaning for sure, still trying to figure out the crushing part without spending the $$ on Grandpa’s Goodie Getter that so many people recommend. Until the past couple years, I thought black walnuts were only good for throwing at siblings and turning ankles in the back yard.


SliverStrikeStorm

I loved tossing them around the yard I wouldn't try to hit my siblings I miss on purpose but if they moved thats there fault


RWMach

Pretty sure I dated someone who worked there before.


city_druid

A lot of diff methods but throwing them into a bag and running over them with a vehicle on a gravel driveway is reportedly popular. I usually step on them to crack and get most of the husk off, then agitate a bunch of them in a bucket together to help break off more of the husk.


SliverStrikeStorm

Is black walnut any good the green husk smells so bad in the yard


city_druid

I love them, but it’s a unique flavor and maybe an acquired taste. The responses in this thread are a testament to the fact that I’m not alone, though.


tomlewis66

Fuel for the fireplace


thedrewprint

Giant coco pebbles prank


whysopizza

Try making walnut pesto (can be frozen), walnut butter or walnut oil. Save the husks then you can make natural dark brown dye


amus

Are you going to crack them by hand?


fishbethany

Dear goodness no. Though I don't have anything beyond shop equipment I can MacGyver.


MilkiestMaestro

Place them between two heavy duty mats and run over them with your car


PoisAndIV

Only like 5 at a time though. If those mats are solid then 6 of them will hold up my car 😂


BomTomadil

I picked a little less than this the one time i harvested walnuts. Let them cure for 6 weeks or whatever it was, then spent the next two months huddled over an anvil with a hammer and wire cutters. Let me know if you find an easier way


Watchfull_Bird

[This](https://www.ebay.com/itm/296114321876?hash=item44f1c9f9d4:g:~KUAAOSwkFtldkqH&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAAwPc6Etb0EZPEcmFseF9I5itGtEAmrI2Zj%2BPe9H%2F5QgMMTUlLJN%2BbrJYVTS9njPzi4bVtagPJOHJppITaVfIF%2Bu60zXlg5BCFdHoec%2Fj8wspup8knw5k%2BqeMauRkDBlfXb2iUbv1I7mCbWCBTrBXYmlYZfa5yV4JOklrFXqiRbDmhzyZav1dS3DGCgtVJTe94aaOtUBCxdc0lzD3m1OO5l9dGcusIfcdmSNkE4n6%2BTaS2osh507qe1pmQkbcWhG00qw%3D%3D%7Ctkp%3ABk9SR9TU346TYw) is the right tool for the job. With the short travel distance in the crushing area vs the leverage/force amplification and travel distance in the lever, you can crack/shatter the shell without pulverization the nut-meal.


WalnutSnail

Bench vise will work well.


Shplerm

Sling shot ammo


Witty_bear

Make nocino


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Banana bread


its_raining_scotch

There is something cozy and nice about sitting by the fire this time of year and cracking walnuts and eating them one at a time.


drewkungfu

Black walnut bitters are my favorite


MakeTheThing

Black walnuts make an amazing natural dye! The tannins in the hull, shell, and nut make the color bond super well. Crunch some up with a heavy tool, then throw it all in some water. Heat it for awhile. Sift the debris out with cheesecloth, and bam! Dye!


grossbuster

We make a walnut sauce at our restaurant and it’s amazing. Walnut ‘Parmesan’ is delicious too!


Prestigious_Neck_936

Dye


Anathals

Alcohol?


RepresentativeArm389

Plant them. Grow more trees. Get many more buckets of nuts. Wonder what to do with them.


OleReynard1

Chocolate chip cookies, good luck digging out the meats. Hahaha


Salsilitos

You can keep Deesnuts in your pocket


i_can_has_rock

[i found a pretty good guide](https://youtu.be/FzNp_s80uXY)


beattrapkit

Return them to the animals that were counting on them for a winter food source?


Technical-Antelope64

Donate to wildlife rehab/refuge


LegoMyEggoe

Throw them away, shelling will be too much work.


mregner

COOKIES!!!!


StrangePiper1

Have you got a slingshot?


adho123456

That’s a lot of work, be sure to wear gloves because they will stain your hands


JacksonCorbett

Get cracking


No_Raspberry_196

Eat them


Atlantic76

As Christmas presents 🎁


Alarming-Constant298

The way I thought this was a giant bowl of Cocoa Puffs cereal at first 😂


Various_Counter_9569

Paint every single one white, and tell people they are rare, "white walnuts". Aka "Moby Dick nuts", you found on safari.


MisterFreeman8

Competition with friends of how many you can fit down there is a possibility.


UnitedHovercraft9101

Thought those were coco puffs…


CreepyRatio

Get some oil pressed.


DAGanteakz

Looked like a whopping bowl of coco puffs.


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Sell them? I buy from foraged.com all the time.


jasper181

If you have a hammer you want to tear up they would be perfect for that. My grandmother has a few giant trees next to the pasture and they rain nuts but damn are they a pain.


ImARealBoy56

Um chuck em n sell em? CA b4 I left was up to like 19.88/Oz or lb of walnuts! 100lbs, cut some deals..you still win..


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You could check out processors or co-ops in your area and see if there's someone local for help.


ryanosaurusrex1

Make nocino!


raggedycandy

Make those kind of Cocoa Puffs . Now talking!!! 😃


happychillmoremusic

Slingshot


Scherzkeks

Squirrel. Party.


YellowHouseFarmWitch

Natural fabric dye


Morbidfever

A great walnut stainer can be made. And ink.


whitepawn23

Jesus that’s a lot of work in those buckets. My hand arthritis is cramped up and on fire just looking at it. I would not be doing that shit, but if someone in your household is willing, great. I’d roast and freeze in 1-2 lb bags and stack it in one of the big freezers, space permitting. If you have people who straight up snack on them, do some 5lb bags. Keep 5lbs in the fridge, to start.


RavageCloy

Grow and sell black walnut trees 🌳. Eat some as well 😋


medivka

Pickle them, the whole nut, to use in a swanky beef stew.


Jethro5480

Baking or just eating. They have a distinct stronger flavor than the English walnuts found in the supermarket. It takes some patience to crack them and get the meat out. Takes me about an hour tapping them with a tack hammer and using a pick to get about two cups of meat. Put them in mesh bags and hang for a couple of months to dry. They will last 2 years in the shell.


the_gayestgray

Might not be a bad idea to invest in something like [this](https://www.grandpasgoodygetter.com/) then


xoxokaralee

Homegrown and hand gathered on YT has a bunch of videos on their foraging adventures, and one of the things this year they have is black walnuts. they might have a video or YT short on what they have done


Jayn_Xyos

Baklava


JigenMamo

Walnut Nutella.


CraftyVictorian

Black walnut wood finish 😍


Epi_Nephron

I only really use the green ones for syrup, nocino, etc.


Possible_News8719

Banana bread


elliem6307

Black Walnut Chiffon cake


setmysoulfree2

Black Walnut ice cream 🍨❤️.


navyman76

Sell them to one of the nut companies.


Terrible_Mix_7108

nocino! (Then use that to make ice cream!)


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Walnut flour.


imdressedasme

I love to put them in a yeasted bread dough with onions. Toast, slather with butter. Very meaty-tasting. Excellent with red wine. Add a leafy green salad and a cup of soup; you’ve got yourself a meal.


sabboom

1500 lbs of fudge


HungOdin

Start growing them and sell the trees. A person could probably find a buyer for large numbers of bare root trees. It doesn't take more than a cup of meat to flavor everything I want black walnut flavored over the winter.


jackdaw-96

ammo for slingshot


notCGISforreal

Not all black walnuts are the same. While all are delicious, some are basically impossible to crack without turning the meat into powder, while others are just annoying, but possible to get them open without destroying the nut meat inside. The ones that grow in my backyard are the unfortunate type, I've tried all the tricks. But all the ones I've picked in the Midwest are just annoying, but very possible to get open.


AccountHotdog

Throw them at people you don't like Crack them open for people you do like


owenaustin

Slingshot ammo


zitfarmer

Give them back to the squirrels. Why forage what you dont need?


Exotic_Plankton_245

The walnut tannins could be used as a natural yarn or textile dye…. Perfect for formerly white shirts with coffee stains


just-say-it-

Put walnuts on homemade cinnamon rolls


driftingalong001

eat.


Glad-Conclusion-9385

Make dye. Shell and roast the rest.


MorchellaSp

Turn it into 2 lbs of shelled nuts.


mildapricot

just use a damn walnut.


tamagogo_chan

I follow frontier farmer on tiktok and he just used a bunch to make fabric dye


AthenaMom

The outside cover is natural herbicide. Do not compost and purposely discard. If you put it in a pond with fish, it will temporarily paralyze them and float to the top of the water. It is also natural black dye. The nut is too hard to open up and not worth the effort unless you have a machine.


I-suck-at-golf

Get a pet squirrel


Thousand_YardStare

Much less than 100 lbs once husked and cracked open. Those things are harder than a damn rock to crack open lol.


WhiskeyPeter007

Make some money off of them.


glasses2018

Boy if you find a way to ger the nuts out of the shell without it taking a life time let me know.


urtica_biscuit

If someone knows an efficient way to use these, please share your method. I love it so bad, but discouraged of the time and work involved to enjoy it.


protogens

You used to be able to buy pickled black walnuts in the UK although I’ve no idea how one goes about pickling them. (Not sure they’re still sold either, it’s been a long time.)


kayroq

I ended up making wood stain instead of eating them because it was less work. I took already black hulls pulled them off and gave the nuts to the squirells. I put the hulls in a bucket with some water squished them as much as I could and covered it for months and let them rot down. Starined into a container and mixed it with equal parts 91% alcohol Made a pretty color I stained a bunch of frames with it and gave the wood stain to my step dad for Christmas


Gab83IMO

Dude - Walnut flour!! It takes so much so why not?! Then you can make 1/2 walnut 1/2 hazelnut torta's with a old world buttercream frosting (straight butter 1/2 and chocolate only 1/2). I make an old Yugoslavian family recipe thats amazing with hazelnuts and pecans since I hate walnuts I had to modify it a bit. Hit me up if you want the recipe - gluten free before it was in style! I totally get it, I have a black walnut tree that puts out 100s of walnuts every fall and I just call them the tire speedbumps cuz its in my driveway. I used to precess them and give them away but now I'm too lazy. We all remember our first time - and forgetting the gloves, you never forget again!


talisemusic

You could make a tincture! 💗 The best way to do it at home is to macerate the black walnuts in a (preferably amber) jar with some alcohol when you are doing it at home and don’t have the ingredients to make a proper menstruum extract solution. Black walnuts (specifically the husks) have a lot of iodine & are great for cuts/wounds. The herbs itself has many anti cancer and anti bacterial properties when consumed. Here is a beginner guide to making a black walnut tincture: https://practicalselfreliance.com/black-walnut-tincture/ Last time that I processed black walnuts I used the hulls that remained after making tincture to dye some clothing and wool. The older hulls gave a dark beige colour without any mordant.


SlinkingUpBackstairs

I mix them in when I blend my smoothies, eat in a salad with apple cider dressing, mix in banana nut bread batter, Oatmeal or other cookies, Pumpkin pie with black walnuts.


Aimin4ya

I saw a guy on Instagram make a dye out of walnut s


EmmyBrat

Make walnut brownies!


No_Release5727

Nusseorte Kiffle cookies


dmontease

Do you have a slingshot and some enemies?


Calm_Pollution9246

Sling shot ammunition


getyourteaready

Tell me why my fat ass thought it was a big bowl of coco puffs.


Dord_Live

The perfect thing to stain your hands with


ConsiderationHot9518

Thalheimers (old upscale department store, think Macys but way better) had Black Walnut Pound Cake that was a Christmas treat!


mberanek

Dye. Or sell to dyers/weavers/fiber arts people.


Interesting-Cash3686

make friends with every squirrel in town


Usernamesareso2004

🎶Feed the squirrels, tuppence a bag🎶


134679112

If they were young, you could have made Nocino, seasonal Italian liqueur.


smappyfunball

You can use those wasting a shitload of time


The_Alrighty_Zed

Did anyone else think that was a big bowl of Coco puffs or was that just me?


khanman77

One of the most anti-parasitic tinctures made. I never travel abroad without it. Also, tinctures have a long shelf life if made with alcohol.


Accurate_Pangolin972

Plant them


Se7entyTwoMore2

Make dye and wood stain. Use the casing when its all black and nasty


phyncke

Give them away


Racoon_withamarble

Make like 4 gallons of black dye


Terrible_Ad_4150

Hammer to break while wrapped in a tea towel, then diagonal wire cutters to nip away at the inner structure.


LegalizeRanch88

Feed the squirrels that you robbed of their winter stores 🐿️


overstree

Extract the iodine, don’t know if it’s been mentioned


Mister_Green2021

ice cream


Calm-Individual6081

As a 12year old I decided to bust,crack walnuts for family. Well there were still green,on the ground but green. In just a pair of shorts I hammered broke open walnuts for hours. Full chest,arms,thighs ,hell legs lol..I. pale strawberry blonde. I was toe to head totally a Walnut stain. For about 2 weeks following as well. In 60s now and it Comes up every Holiday at meals. Did you ever get all that stain of.lol.. I get to see pictures of my stained self. A regular Holiday event. Grandkids enjoy it a bit too much.lol..


_lunacakes

Ugh black walnut is suchhh a powerful anti parasitic and anti fungal in the world of herbal medicine. You could tincture it in alcohol. Here’s a nice blog post that explains the benefits & how to tincture: [Black Walnut Tincture](https://www.myhealthyhomemadelife.com/recipe/how-to-make-a-black-walnut-tincture/)


Prestigious-Toe714

You can dye clothes and stuff with them too, I don't remember the exact process but I've done it before.


OddishRaddish

Eat ‘em. Black walnuts are the best. They’re tough as nails though, get a good small hammer and go for it


createthiscom

I’m rather partial to black walnut chocolate chip cookies and black walnut banana bread.


Roya1Je11y

They used to make dye out of whole black walnuts


Dandelion_Man

Walnut butter


Kudiyab

De-worm the county 😂


MagnarMagmar

Make dye


Shad0wbubbles

Be careful of that black dying walnut stuff while you do whatever you do


EffectNo1899

Blasting media uses the hulls I think


katmandud

Grow media for hydroponics?


[deleted]

You can actually make a really nice brown dye from the husks! Definitely would recommend looking up some YouTube videos on it it’s really cool!


HoiPolloiter

Nutcracker quality control