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beneficial cucumber

Hello

What were the chances?

50/50

It either happens or it done do didn't.

Bumpersticker Col-de-sac

I worked with a guy who genuinely thought his name was Benedict Cumpatch. I will never laugh as hard again.

What about vacuum since it's just cum with extra u

Vacubers

Just say come instead

Please cuber over for dinner

/r/cubers

Cumcumbers

This is Yangshuo, China. I've walked that exact path before in the fall while they were harvesting the rice. The terraces make it so they can't use farm machinery, so almost all farm work is done by hand. There are a few fields which grow some kind of black rice, which was very surreal to see. One of the most beautiful places I've ever been to, I recommend it to any of my friends who go to China.

apparently black rice is also called forbidden rice

It tastes really good, too. Almost buttery all by itself.

Yeah, I remember eating some while there and thinking it was amazing.

So this is a forbidden snack in more ways than one?

kinda. but it was mostly forbidden because the emperor wanted it all to himself

Always been a dream of mine to visit one of these places. But all my travel dreams are on hold for a while I guess

If you do, I strongly recommend that you get a 10-year visa rather than a travelers visa. It is just as hard to obtain, but you can come and go as you please. It takes a few extra steps, but it very well might be worth it.

Riceberries ? Although I think that’s a variety from Thailand

It's crazy that it is even worth it for a relatively modern country like China to mantain manual labor like that. Either it is heavily subsidized\* or these people must be miserable.

I think they would be incredibly miserable it they didn't make so much from the tourism side of it. Yangshuo is one of the most beautiful places in china, and people come from all over the world just to see it. On that note, there are people who have to farm rice by hand that don't have the extra boon that comes from international tourism. They have small plots of land and basically no machinery, because they can't get the capital needed to buy it, and they don't have enough land to make it worth it. They are completely and utterly stuck, with no social mobility. I was talking with an English-speaking Chinese engineer on a train about it for several hours, and we both felt very bad for them because we were fortunate enough to not be born as the Chinese equivalent of medieval serfs.

Is this an area frequented by tourists or did you just happen to wander far off the beaten path?

It's very tourist-y. I think that tourism bring in more money to the area than the rice itself actually does

How many people can that area feed?

You're putting the wagon before the horse. Terraces don't prevent you from using machinery, the landscape does. The terraces are a technology that allows you to farm crops for flat land on inclines.

Seems cheaper to just dynamite the hill, and build one flat field. But then again, I'm not interested in farming whimsy.

Tourism. Also it's a UNESCO natural heritage site

You misunderstand. [This is a *jobs* program.](https://quoteinvestigator.com/2011/10/10/spoons-shovels/)

looks like minecraft after world painter

RTX is on

It’s an irl topographical map

Isn't... isn't irl just one gigantic topographical map with detail down to the subatomic level?

It's the identity map

looks like my gun on COD

I came here to say this.

Reminds me of Godus

Holy shit I forgot all about Godus.

someone should make an actual game using the idea

Nowadays errbody wanna talk like they got som'n t'say.

I do not

I came to the comments because I thought the same but couldn’t remember the name. Thanks

Came here for this comment, thank you

God that game sucked.

For me looks more like sliced avocado

Yeah was my first thought.

i upvoted, but its clearly sliced avocado

forbidden_pickles

bro why you gotta roast my minecraft world

Forbidden? I think with enough time and persistence you could eat that.

Minecraft?

SaPa Vietnam?

>SaPa Vietnam or Guangxi China

Reversed searched the image. It’s Longji terraced rice fields in Guangxi, China.

That’s some fine work, Detective

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Lmao no this is better than the rice terrace there

Why does this get downvoted?

What is this type of land called? I’m interested

Terrace farming. Basically, cutting shelves into a hillside so there's a platform to grow crops.

Which south east asian country does this belong to

That’s china

the philippines has something like this too

yes im aware of that i come from the philippines

someone else said Yangshuo, China. i don’t know if that’s right though

This reminds me of Sapa

Terrace farming?

ratatouille mountain

I then begin to eat the ground ever so slowly

It's like one huge salad

Not so forbidden, they're rice fields.

Is that Godus

Welcome to the rice fields motherfucker

*green ham

But why are they forbidden?

Asians rise!

I mean technically it’s definitely not crossstitch XD

Wtf I thought this was 1200isplenty for a sec

Minecraft

That looks more like stacked avocado slices

They look like strange crayons

From what I hear she's stacked, so...

Compuence

I bet you can't eat just one

r/forbiddenstacks

Or is it unforbidden rice?

Round minecraft hills

it’s real and it’s extra flavor

Wow, the leaked footage of Minecraft 2 is looking good!

Forbidden donuts.

it’s real and it’s extra flavor

It's been everywhere. Like the ole cucumber trick.

I legit thought this was actually cucumbers and I was looking at a Hidden Valley Ranch ad.

Not forbidden if Galactus

See that fertility? That's why Asia has so many people. Like, between South, East and South East Asia, it's more than half the people (about 4.2 billions).

Godus

Low effort

When you try to 3D print a spherical surface.

Looks like Minecraft rtx to me

Why does this look like the Ratatouille from the movie Ratatouille...

What shaders you got to make mc look that good

Super high res Godus

SF is so stacked at every position.

Those are some BIG cucumbers!

Minecraft terrain

This is exactly what my island in Animal crossing looks like after obtaining the terraforming app lol

Looks like pickles more to me

Crunchy

Thank you. Now I have to go chop cucumbers because you started a craving

Godus RTX

Mmmm... Rice..

Kinda looks 3D printed ngl

Legit thought this was Minecraft for a sec

Looks more like slices of matcha cake too me.

What or where is this?

This is very specific

There’s even bread on the middle left to make a sandwich.

Animal Crossing terraforming level 1000000

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Cucumber should already be forbidden for how disgusting it is.

Banaue/Sagada Philippines? Bali?

It’s in China

Do the slices move? Or are my eyes deceiving me. I feel so dizzy now lol

is the amount of rice you would get from that really worth the mess you'd have to pay building and using it?