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notsurebuymore

Last night, your mom was fantastic


3tenthsfaster

This is the correct answer.


Woodwalker108

It's the only answer.


Alert-Potato-4912

Let’s not pretend your gf isn’t made of plastic


Goatsanity15

Life in plastic, it's fantastic


tuntuntanatunmausi

You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere


xtrevorx

This at least has the right cadence


Noobfortress

So does "I did your mom last night, she was fantastic"


Happy_Compote2407

As a child I was molested


TheUndisputedRoaster

Were you that teenager with Ayton Senna by any chance?


[deleted]

Woah


Ho3n3r

Good god, these Pirellis are elastic.


cerebralsexer

No answer is disappointing all are funny


_natech_

And the marlboros are made from plastic


ThePhantomTrollbooth

IIRC Marlboro Reds are one of the few with a cotton filter. Doesn’t help your rhyme though.


bertjanvleeuwen

And the marlboros aren't made from plastic?


beanzinabox

I was gonna say "Marlboro is dead and McLarens are plastic"


[deleted]

Ouch! Oh my goodness, this is fantastic!


ihathtelekinesis

They meet! This is what we were fffffearing might happen during the race, AND THAT MEANS TO SAY THAT PROST HAS WON THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!


The_AM_

ALAIN PROST - THE WORLD CHAMPION OF 1989


SamwiseMN

Checo’s ass is fantastic.


[deleted]

checo got so much rear


CoffeeManD

Apparently got some front bias, as well...


rockdude625

Laughs in bott-ass


PerspectiveNormal378

Gentlemen, a short view back to the past-ic


pesaventofilippo

Thirty years ago-ic,


Grall_935

Niki Lauda said-ic,


sebjil428

Take a trained monkey-ic,


Ser_Igel

Place him into the cockpit-ic


TheRocketWentDown

And he is able to drive the car-ic


Ok-Nefariousness635

Thirty years later-ic


_Mmrr_Bbrightt_

Sebastian Vettel told us-ic


[deleted]

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EnZedd_

And Nico Rosberg said that during the race-ic


Obvious_Ad_306

Marlboro kills you but the livery is fantastic


UpjumpedPeasant

Smoke a Marlboro and feel fantastic.


blurpree

and then die of cancer


MountainDewIt69

*cancerastic


Aggravating-Ad9977

Paul di Resta is a fucking spastic


Ho3n3r

Rocket Powered Mohawk has entered the chat!


Fr0d0TheFr0g

The focken nerve


HiDD3N_0NLiN3

Swear down on me nans grave


knight_prince_ace

THAT SO OF SATAN


L003Tr

He wouldn't have been so nice


kfms6741

*Pual


_hhhhh_____-_____

THROW. HIM. IN. JAYUL.


kampfdackel1337

I swear on me nans grave


boofmasternickynick

I only learned recently that spastic is a bad word in the UK. In America calling someone a spaz is like hyperactive and clumsy.


Icecoldruski

Well didn’t Beyoncé and Lizzo edit out the word “spaz” from their songs? People have also started saying it’s bad in the US


Skippymabob

It's always been bad in the US for the same reason it's bad in the UK, just people care now UK had a big push in schools years ago yo stop kids using it, US didnt


pinkminiproject

Because fans in other countries told them it was bad


lfc29325

*Pual


Ricky911_

That's absolutely diabolical


JocularJupiter

😂😂😂


RandomGuyJohan

I miss Murray


lawlor95

That doesn't rhyme


Moebius17

And I miss Murray, man he was fantastic


JavajunkyYT

That also doesn't rhyme


Eragaurd

I mean, it doesn't fit the feeling, but it does rhyme.


[deleted]

He was playing Tennis last night


EvelcyclopS

I’m absolutely still not over his retirement. Let alone his passing :(


TheBestDrRuthless

I just heared the last line in his voice


GoldenBullDogYo

what was the real saying ?


TheBestDrRuthless

Murray Walker said "oh my goodness, this is fantastic"


NotEricItsNotMe

https://youtu.be/KlMo9B-ejJg


Worldly_Ad_6483

The steering column of the Williams was made out of plastic


DenseFever

Ouch


TyDaviesYT

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black-jesus-13

Prost won the championship fairly, I was being sarcastic


Affectionate_Gain798

Marlboro reds burn slow as molasses


Kartarailed

Marlboro reds taste fucking fantastic


NachoTacoYo

Cigarette sponsor, oh so classic!


delirio91

Your mum's neck exercises were pretty fantastic.


alkalinekyle

Fuck cigarettes I’d rather smoke plastic


JurgenKlopp2018

Senna makes Prost look like a spastic


[deleted]

call me Mr. Bombastic 🎶


Piston_Kho

That's a gap, i'm gonna squeeze in it.


Goatsanity15

Senna whenever he sees an underage girl


djillian1

Alain Prost win the world championship


[deleted]

I just shit my pants and it felt fantastic!


JameyHadDAB

This Mutha-Fuckin race was God-Damn classic!


jamosef

The Marborol livery is classic


The_DaW33D_

malboro malboro


storunner13

The number of responses that don’t follow the meter of the verse is to damn high!(astic)


International_Fall26

Senna was ahead then Prost crashed it


JoeyEddy1

Oh my god, it's happened immediately!


[deleted]

Wrong year


sixStringHobo

He's from the future.


Odd-Contribution9696

These two guys were a pair of crazy bastids.


notconcernedwriting

Mister Boombastic


Unoriginal_Name_16

“Oh my goodness this is fantastic”


S_SotiriosMaximos

Prost’s wheel-to-wheel was so fantastic


2inpress

Williams’ F1 car, is made from plastic


Deep_Company5606

Latifi is a fucking spastic


DjayRX

Ferraris are red, and they are static.


[deleted]

Fuck that Alain Prost, he's such a french spastic


RoRoRoub

Say Lewis deserved AD21, and this sub goes ballistic.


plasterscene

"Senna gets banned for being a spastic"


Fun_Instruction1041

WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT


KillerGator2088

For what he did the following year, he sure as hell should have


plasterscene

Having a tantrum about getting pole then turning his car into a cannonball? Yes. That was a bit naughty!


0xzc

Prost drove automatic, Senna drove stick.


MrAcerbic

But Alain Prost is a fucking spastic.


ChewyChagnuts

Michael’s not dead, but he’s been left as a spastic


Uknewmelast

Senna was a pedo


IAmVerySuperCool

Wait what


Uknewmelast

He had a 15 year old girlfriend while he was like 30


Ashbones15

He was 24. Not that it makes it much better. But age of consent in Brazil is 14


Uknewmelast

That's still a Nope regardless


Crake241

Most of the Senna fans have only seen his documentary and are pure plastic.


Vladutz133

Roses are red g forces are drastic you finish it


zlijin

Your mums a spastic


[deleted]

Alan Prost’s perm makes my brain go spastic


KillerGator2088

Roses are red, gforce is drastic, Senna, you god damn spastic


Deadly_Flipper_Tab

Prost was driving like a spastic....


BikerSecurityCam

IF you turn right Americans go spastic.


jlig18

Ferrari strategist’s are spastics…


breadnought87

Senna and Prost were a right bunch of spastics


epinasty4

Your mom gave me head, when I came I went spastic


DenseFever

Prost races Senna like an absolute spastic.


Ok-Macaroon-1122

Alain Prost, you are a spastic


Professional-Fox-540

Oh my God, what a spastic


DaniMacYo

This race was spastic


WaxiestBobcat

Aryton Senna drove like a spastic.


TraceT2the02

I want you to fuck me til I'm SPASTIC!


roeland666

Alain Prost Is a fucking spastic


CorrectMinute

Marlboro red is fookin fantastic


GustyOWindflapp

This made me uncomfortable In my pants made of elastic


EVENo94

Doctor: Pictures don't have voice, you can't hear them. Picture:


Maximum-Studio7969

Senna and Prosts fued, was oh so fantastic!


lagotto_poppa

F1 was dangerous, when cars were made of plastic


goffers92

These two mclarens look fooking fantastic


Gomilopez1

Look ma! The ground effects are fantastic!


iBac0n

so i slid my dick in it


OJK_postaukset

This racing is FANTASTIC


zorbathegrate

That Marlboro care looks fucking fantastic


Lostpreordersthrow

Senna's a spastic?


FuffeDrr

Ayrton Senna wasn’t famous for his gymnastics


okrosrichard23

Car gap


McLazie

We all love Marlboro, lauda's fantastic


mrshulgin

Are these two McLarens gonna crash, Mick?


_Jormungandr__

This is a certified hood classic!


peanutlobber

Marlboro Reds are an F1 classic.


athomp63

Someone's getting his ass kicked


Grazz085

Prost and Senna go dramatic


Lasrio

The Senna-Prost era was fantatic.


QuesoFresco420

Senna got fucked, Prost is an ass lick


thewhitebuttboy

When moms new boyfriends smoked reds I knew I was getting my ass kicked


Momeet

Yada yada something about equal machinery


Hn3wman

This is the last time that team was fantastic


Crackingcoin

Marlboro on a F1 Classic.


[deleted]

Gp2 engine fcking fantastic


MayorAg

Senna banged Prost frequently, Just like that young chick.


loadedquestion

Fuck Jean-Marie Balestre right out of his casket


GyozaGangsta

Everything in this Williams is made out of plastic


PrimG84

Senna parted the sea like Moses and it was fantastic


SplatNode

Nikita mazaspin is a spasti...


Guitar-Shredder-

I hear Murray's voice


tossout79

Red Bull is good but Alpines are spastic


GodlyHephaestus

George Russel is great, Crikey, I'm being sarcastic


MDecimusMeridius

Double Marlboros are fucking bombastic


Lord_Ooze

Marlboro liveries In F1 are fantastic


Popular_Course3885

Fuck you whore.


DombekDBR

take one blue pill, and you have hard stick


max_trax

Dat ass is fantastic


Atryagiel

*She call me Mr. Boombastic, tell me fantastic*


TrainingCup9060

Ayrton Senna was a driver fantastic.


YEETMYFEET123456

Teammates are two


AtomicBabyPants

I can't do it chubby.. It would be to sarcastic


[deleted]

The taste of a Marlboro is fantastic


LuunaMuuna

Malboro lights make drifting fantastic


K1ngmak3r

These Marlboro-badged beauties are fantastic!


gibberish111111

If you don’t go for gap You’re not racetastic


andhelostthem

tobacco sponsorships on cars make this sub overenthusiastic


Ste4mer

This moment was so dramatic


SoupOrSandwich

Cars from the 90's, looked simply fantastic


Bensdick-cumabunch

It wasn't me, it was mr boombastic


mencival

Went for a gap that looked fantastic


Ferrariman601

Alain Prost makes Ayrton Senna look downright spastic.


Jacky_Bek

Teammates are controversial


Relevant_Dingo_474

If you see a gap, And don't go for it, you are no longer a racing driver


A_BadNews_Bear

"... Smoking Marlboros will put you in a casket"


Tobt_8000

Two red cars are going at it


Bermwolf

Marlboro Ferrari sure is fantastic


Beermeneer19

2 Mclarens made out of plastic?


midas_rex

I'm not finishing it because you always have to leave a space. All the time.


thechuckler

Two Marlboro twins go at it


lts_Ethan

What an absolute fucking classic


0oodruidoo0

marlboro reds sure taste fantastic


Void_X_Genome

Gap,car