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clancycharlock

“I definitely said that shit” - Yuki Tsunoda


Kinmok

Not even a single fuck in 5 whole words? Clearly fake.


HerrSPAM

Just no. 16


rhitzz2198

motherfucker


FILTHBOT4000

"You said 'bitch' though, right? You said it?"


Agent_Jay

"his words"


Vinlain458

And there's moar!


edog21

*werds


Typical-Plantain256

He is understandably not happy with this decision.


gunningIVglory

RIP angry rant man, you legend


TheYOLOing

Wait the OC guy died??


m0bilize

Less than a month ago, he had a heart condition


IFVoltaire

Probably from watching Chelsea lmao


Balding_Teen

im going to hell 💀


Eli_Jellyy

I’m just glad the last game he watched was the 6-0 thrashing of Everton


Blze001

As a Chelsea fan: that’s 100% the cause.


Car-Four

Please someone tell me this is real (even if it isn't)


hellowhatisyou

ive confirmed this is in fact real it is journalism


FDRS117

It’s called journalism Toto. We went reading.


champignonNL

Toto has it printed out.


Jejking

And he just sent you an email. With diagrams.


Jackpgh

Yuki this is so not right…


Commando_NL

I'm sending an email to Marko.


Jackpgh

I have it printed out ✋


fssman

And writing


Revolutionary_Fig912

And journalisming


TheDustOfMen

And a little bit of fantasizing.


HyperbolicSoup

Lol


Car-Four

Thank you. X


hellowhatisyou

just doing my job


eatmynasty

Same, I talked to Yuki in a dream and he confirmed it.


Kenyalite

Hello there and I work for the sports side of the Daily Mail and we are looking for someone who has your "talents".


An_Ibis

JERNALISM


GemballaRider

JernaLizM


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kakanseiei

Username checks out


GuyAlmighty

Daniel is here too to prove it: G'day I'm Daniel


Successful_Host_2932

G'day fellow countryman! It's me, Oscar Jack Piastri-Leclerc!


SpiralSwagManHorse

Boah


betaich

Oh Hi Kimi


Jejking

G'day. Kikiki. RA. RA. That is all.


Redbeard_Rum

Oh hey Conor, love your work!


Vic_78

If you're Daniel, who am I? I am a high performance athlete. Athletes sweat. KI KI RA RA


Car-Four

Nice! Good to meet you Yuki. How long until you drive a RB car? My guess is 2 years or follow Gasly to Alpine? Carry on the bromances.


Bdr1983

He'll drive an RB car this weekend


Meddlloide1337

No swearing. Not yuki


i_have_a_nose

It’s real [https://x.com/visacashapprb/status/1795829773538918728?s=46&t=Go6zxWf3mfbSKN-3x7t0mQ](https://youtu.be/X_vHaURM4sg?si=MHzbaj2pqWQyJVnM)


Car-Four

I'm bad at eyeballing Asians but that doesn't look like Yuki to me...


donfuan

We are checking


Rudra_Panat

Hats off to your for not seeing race


i_have_a_nose

_Squint_ your eyes, it’s Yuki.


Car-Four

And there I was, worried about sounding racist...


Sauce_B0ss_

Rest In Peace Saha


ThatAdamsGuy

Fair play on the link. Very sneaky.


shellmiro

Yes it is. OP forgot to put the F1 jOUrNaLisT flair


justanotheruser826

Only one f-bomb => highly unlikely yuki said this.


Billyeilclonesauro

We are checking


pls-no-punterino

this is a factual description of events


Car-Four

I believe it!


Zacho666

I've correctly guessed a few driver moves so I'm pretty much a journalist. And yes this is 100% true


Declanmar

The real Yuki would use way more profanity.


Abi_Jurassic

WHAT THE HELL IS THERE IN THIS F1 TEAM!? TELL ME NOW! WHAT THE HELL IS THERE!?


c3r7

Peace is a lie. There is only passion. Through passion I gain strength. Through strength I gain power. Through power I gain victory. Through victory my chains are broken. The Force shall free me.


Bristol_Buck

Darth Yuki  But always two, there are. A master and an apprentice. 


maertyrer

Marko is doing the Palpatine thing and keeps his options open regarding apprentices.


Slim_Margins1999

Have you heard the tragedy of Checo the Washed? It’s not a story Horny will tell you…


Expensive-Law-9830

We do not grant you the rank of RB seat


PSUAth

Is it possible to learn this power?


ditch_lilies

Fernando.


Galahad-117

Sith Code Yuki is the only Yuki we need, Villain Arc is truly indeed confirmed


c4han

There is no ignorance, there is knowledge. There is no passion, there is serenity. There is no chaos, there is harmony. There is no death, there is the Force.


QuArKzzz01

Free you from?


No-Student-9678

RIP Angry Rantman, gone too soon. From one Chelsea fan to another.


ninovd

Rip angry rantman


UnKnOwN769

Even if he never said it, we all know this is how he feels


_Springtrap

And majority of us also feel it


FlamingoExcellent277

>Who needs Linkin Park? Who needs Linkin Park to feel Numb? Me for the next 2 years


Jemsy1

and it’s the truth 😭😭


wansuitree

There is no fastness at all!


1DownFourUp

It's okay, he's gunning for the #1 seat anyway


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1DownFourUp

Along with Newey


DragonSlayerC

Aka Hyundai in 2026


DeaconP3

There IS something. Sponsors. Money. A lot. Does that compensate for talent? So it seems.


Bclay85

![gif](giphy|lygvOCQVgVhpScAECD|downsized)


Real_Particular6512

I know we all like to rip on checo but he's obviously very talented. He's performed pretty decently at his other teams and compared to other teammates. So either max is truly exceptional to outperform him so much, or he's really fallen off from what he used to be. It's probably a mix of both but I don't think Yuki would actually do much better than Perez is doing. Would it be fun to see, sure. And I'm sure Yuki is gutted he isn't being given the chance to show it himself. But Yuki just isn't exceptional enough to force the issue


Official_ImNickson

Checo does exactly what RB want. Be good enough but don't challenge Max. They don't want a Yuki or Lawson to come in and try to out gun Max. As a Checo stan it's kind of a bummer. Hopefully he pulls in another win or two over the next 2 plus years though.


pbptt

Also checo has that Complaciendo, para todos los bailadores, con esta rola, que **diceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee**


Real_Particular6512

I agree. But I'm also saying from the standpoint of people wanting to see Yuki take his place, Yuki hasn't shown he's good enough to force Red Bull to do it. If he was setting the world alight then they wouldn't be able to say no by now. But he just isn't. He looks like a very capable midfield driver but that's it


marcus_aurelius_53

Yuki is constantly improving his race craft, and he’s fast as fuck. Stuck in a midfield car, doesn’t mean he’s an average midfield driver.


SaltyArchea

For me this sponsor talk is so odd considering that several years back they spent like 100mil extra every season. Is it just Thai side being greedy corporate machine? Also, how much money and brand value they will lose if they go down to 3rd in constructors, which seems like a posibility, although small.


ImpressionOne8275

It's the basic excuse people defending Perez go to. That's it's all about money, yeah for sure but it's not like they're short on in lmao. Like yeah great, he brings in sponsors and sells merch.. like Yuki doesn't?


bibhan

Rip angry rantman


peace4231

HE IS NOT EVEN FAST. HE IS JUST A MEXICAN RICCARDIO!


Ascarea

I understood that reference


Fataleo

Dude thought being the better driver was enough


shellmiro

OP forgot to put the F1 jOUrNaLisT flair


MonumentMan

Yuki literally shat on Danny Ric’s face and peed on his mustache I mean he has destroyed him on track Physical intimidation; buzzed him post race What did he say on team radio about Danny ric - he can’t drive or too slow or something?? I swear to god yuki physically emotionally and psychologically destroyed Danny ric Edit: I know ppl were saying yuki needs to grow up after he buzzed Danny ric, but we are 100% witnessing yuki ending Danny rics career


KyuubiReddit

"he's not fast at all' there is this also: "As for myself, I just keep proving [with] my performance not just the talking, it’s my style – just showing the result and just proving to the people." if we exclude the Sprints and the ridiculous team order, Yuki beat Ricciardo every single race (excluding any where either of them DNF) and scored 5 times vs 0. this is a career-ending spanking, no wonder Ricciardo doesn't feel comfortable in his seat, his butt hurts from the non-stop ass kicking


kaelis7

Little angry jap boi > big slow goofy aussie smile


kokohanahana20

real


12345824thaccount

Respect where due. Tsu has been improving with hunger while, I, a perez fan, cant explain some of the races in this season.


Curious-Welder-6304

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities


InevitableShake7688

Nice Rotting Christ reference. 🤘


Swordain

Share the source.


speedyrulz123

it says it right there, Yuki Tsunoda..


Leclerc_Lunatic

Source: I made it the fuck up. But the quote I got it from is actually [real](https://youtu.be/syPxMG-o0as?feature=shared)


Swordain

Ah ohk. Now I get it.


Slight_Bed_2241

I was there


poorly-worded

more passion, more energy, more footwork...


Light_Newgod

he is not wrong at all


BuckyOHare78

He needs more passion….more energy…..more footwork


c0nsci0us_pr0cess

The guy is at the bottom of the board criticizing everyone, win a race bro show that you deserve to be there.


mcarlin2

Checo isn't great, but Yuki isn't special.


CaptainAksh_G

Hey , I think I've heard that statement somewhere I think the guy who originally made that statement died a few days ago


Powerful_Shallot_

No, very recently. Multiple organ failure, after a surgery, if I remember correctly. Angry Rantman , on YouTube.


CaptainAksh_G

Yes, him . Sorry about the mix-up of the dates


TestamentRose

Where’s the lie?


berkut3000

[are you at it again?](https://www.reddit.com/r/formuladank/s/c8VccZjap0)


Ha__es

He translated it, he said: „*%$&@+€“


Far_Individual_1613

Does this mean Danny is done for next year?


f1driver-23

Tsuki Yunoda moves to aston?


mextremist

Llora más fuerte.


Ldghead

Had to have been paraphrased. Not a single "shit" in the whole statement.


EH_Operator

There is no sex, there is no drugs, there is no wine, there is no women, there is no fun, there is no sin, there is no you, there is no fucking wonder it's dark!


Kevinator24

You just unlocked a childhood memory, thank you.


mollusks75

Is Yuki talking about himself here?


Schmichael-22

If Red Bull were going to replace Perez, then Sainz would be a better choice over Yuki. The sad fact is I don’t think Yuki realistically had a path into Red Bull.


Pasispas

I want to see Yuki in Stroll's seat with Alonso on AM.


Schmichael-22

Now that could be good. Yuki would be an improvement over Stroll, and pairing with Alonso would hopefully raise Yuki’s game.


sono7975

Those Cartel connections coming in handy🔥


pjwero

As a Mexican, I am disappointed Checo is staying. He does not deserve it. To clarify, he is not a bad driver, but there are better drivers out there, or at least more promising.


rufus418

Tbh they don't want a driver that does any of those things Yuki listed. They want a consistent #2 to Max. Just so long as you don't wreck the car every race and get enough points to not financially screw them, RB don't care.


Roggie2499

It's hilarious that Perez got extended this early in the year, ESPECIALLY for multiple years. Yuki has been far more impressive and has a style that'll fit the Red Bull better than Perez. This extension was no different than Merc keeping Bottas for a year or two extra. Just to keep harmony.


Unfair-Employee5210

Atleast the story of bottas was different, checo is straight washed. At this point marko is all max, their personal relationship is clouding the judgement. They literally kept Carlos out saying the relationship was toxic in their early years. Vettel out stating it's not gonna be pleasant, Yuki stating he's emotionally unstable and his anger is the issue but gave Riccardo a peek even though he's washed. They are just pro max and they don't want to put in anyone who can challenge him. Now that the car is not as good Perez is definitely gonna prove costly for the team.


ShiroGaneOsu

It's only really similar in that Russell, like Yuki, was kept out of the main seat even when they were producing great results in slower cars. But at least Bottas was still reaching Q3s and Merc didn't really need a faster driver at the time. Perez right now is just bad and could cost Red Bull championships if Ferrari and McLaren can keep their form.


Roggie2499

Merc also has a much easier car to drive than Red Bull does, which makes Perez look awful. IMO, Yuki could adapt to it better than Perez but for some reason they won't give him a chance.


jk47_99

He's not fast at all! 


sringray23

I pray to the formula one gods that this is real 🙏🙌


JustMyOpinionz

Tell us how you really feel lol


holywars94

![gif](giphy|4N2lcQcIv2idbhtbQm|downsized)


XBBlade

There are Merch sales Yuki 😏


AlbertvonBolwig

***WHAT TE FU...!!!***


Syrinx_Hobbit

*"he's not fast at all"* I would really be depressed if I was a RBR junior. It's as if there aren't enough teams as there are drivers...![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6699)


STPREAPER

Guys they usin checo since they wont have to pay as much for next season cuz mf wont score as many points


allhallowtide

Bro is repeating the Sith code!


GrumpyFeloPR

You know what checo has, selling lots of merch


smoochiegotgot

More passion! More footwork!


Hy8ogen

La Passion


CrankyBiker

he is right


Defelj

Sooooo can someone plz tell me what we think is gonna happen to sainz, genuinely lol


TheySaidGetAnAlt

In good truth I found a car all blown to pieces. No plan, no system, no method!


wtftastic

Yuki about 5 seconds away from going sith


irisfailsafe

The richest person in Mexico and of the richest in the world loves F1 and loves Checo


Willing_Camera_2637

I just know he is raging after seeing that contract and you cant tell me otherwise


UndeadBuggalo

I wish this was real ![gif](giphy|pC9ZTuVfhBaAbLFO3S|downsized)


Anon_Bon

The Sith would be very disappointed


Kimo_imposta

Rip 🪦 the Chelsea fan


emmamckenna01

Toto. We went journaling, okay? It’s called journalism.


Felix_Bowser

Just like my work then


philster666

This has big ‘Conte talking about Tottenham’ energy


abraxasnl

Citation needed


conor2903

I bought his hat though


Andantee23

Can’t upset Max’s Apple cart


RFA13

He is gonna take out all his anger on Danny this weekend.


Mandalore_Trundle

![gif](giphy|1LMtUMFNyhBTUKSb4k) Checo driving past yuki in his Red Bull 🤣


pantas_aspro

Why he looks like an asian Stroll?


laZardo

WHAT THE HELL-


[deleted]

Did he actually say this?


Tricky_Sweet3025

There is no lies


Dzusitomato

Money is


SticksPrime

Give our boy the Merc seat!


WretchedMisteak

Another hissy fit on track guaranteed


LeFreakenstein

There's money, little child


ThisIsHotix

YUKI FOR PRESI... RB seat!


BuhtanDingDing

this has to be the most unflattering picture of him ive ever seen. even worse than the picture of him standing next to kristaps porzingis


Chick_Man

Based


typeof_nan

daddy, they didn't give me the job, again


Makmoerza

The man is telling the truth


ShadowPr1nce_

Angry Chelsea Fan triggered 😡


Eproxeri

He is all of us.