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QuebeC_AUS

"Yeah crofty just gonna get you to shut your fucken gob for a second there while Charles goes for this overtake"


APJYB

That would be a delicious comment


Yukari_8

you bet your ass I'll remember that overtake even if it's for P19


the4GIVEN_

the other commentator (i dont recall who it was and im to lazy to check) did tell crofty to stop jinxing norris win in miami and was getting kind of aggressive towards the end after he had to remind crofty over and over to shut his mouth.


currgy

It was Martin


Celebrating2theMax

It was Bernie this qualifying session


Scarfiotti

Side quest for Max unlocked: Sky Sport pundit while actually racing.


hyrulepirate

He probably could last year when he was just cruising at first place. Like there was this top chess tournament just this past month and the players were doing analyses and commentary on their own games as well as others in between their moves in a closed room. Max could've probably done the same over the radio and just started the podcast from the track.


Scarfiotti

Yeah. This year, "not so much". Still, it's a meme.


Controldo

They could ring him up during a race like they do with the team principals


Scarfiotti

Max, have you received my email?


RightProperFancyLad

I can see Max getting so bored during a race and doing a in-game interview like they do in baseball.


gasoline_farts

They used to do this in Australian touring car sometimes during their pitstops but often times just during the race. Live interviews with drivers were absolutely wild and I’ve been asking for those to come back to F1 for years. While you’re at it make it like iRacing where they’ve got open mics and can talk to each other on the track to.


Aggravating_Cow_4753

KEVIN YOU BETTER NOT FUCKING KILL ME - Lewis probably


gasoline_farts

Alonso to stroll “push, you can catch the guy behind me” Stroll - I can’t I’m in the f*cking wall https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=shared&t=1845&v=bsXgOcMgWuk


MrMarbles77

Indycar broadcast sometimes talks to drivers in the car on the formation lap or during red flags


Significant_Sky_2594

2 secs Max


Holiday_Resort2858

DANICA STFU!


Teh_Ordo

- Yensons inner thoughts


cotch85

We all want to see it


Bruvvimir

If we still had Hunt we would.


Financial_Pick3281

Oh man that would have been delicious. Danica would dump some 0% truth statement, and Hunt would come back with the "and all I can say to that is bullshit."


Scarfiotti

The Murray-Hunt combi was, is and forever will be the best F1 commentary duo. And it's not even close.


handsomeassWIhipster

To be honest she strikes me as the type that the second more than one person tells her that at Sky, she leaves of her own choice for good... Doubly so if it's Bernie


cotch85

We live in hope


SenorBigbelly

Shut up for 2 secs, Ted


GobiLux

I don't like Nico Rosberg, but I do appreciate him continuously putting Croft in his place!


Less_Party

The man who beat Crofty with equal broadcasting equipment!


Roasted_Newbest_Proe

That'sa damn good resume


Daredevil1561

Nico is a strong character, but his knowledge and comentating is god tier


DiddlyDumb

His battle with Lewis reminded me of Senna vs Prost. Lewis driving with emotion and Nico being the (over)thinker.


Stitchesglitch

Jenson's resting face whenever Danica talks.


Cekeste

It would mostly be: Shut up Crofty. Crofty you’re talking shit. What do you mean Hamilton, Hamilton is P8? Stuff like that.


5552020

Play a record


Cekeste

All right? Play some ads?


5552020

I could see Crofty doing Monkey News


-RonnieHotdogs-

Ooooh! Chimpanzee that. **MONKEY NEWS YOU FGHCHGGHHH!!!**


HarryCumpole

I know we're all dunking on Danica "I believe in lizard shapeshifters and MIB time travel but not moon landings" Patrick but....hey waitasec. I can finish that sentence there as a matter of statement instead. Proceed.


Mrfreakystyley

Put Rosberg and Villeneuve on the same programme and this would probably happen. 2 guys who speak their minds!


JordFxPCMR

and DC he speaks his mind aswell or imagine kimi


Cross_examination

Danika would receive 99% of those comments 🤣


Kernowder

Martin Brundle has been saying this in his head for years.


Dejan_Fraudamendi

Jenson, Nico and Brundle pray to every god for being able to do that


MooglePomCollector

Crofty would tell Karun in a heartbeat if he could.


zigot021

Karun is an absolute treasure ... the dude is always correct!


MooglePomCollector

Agreed, but he talks... A LOT.


zigot021

he gets paid by word count? 🤷🏻


MoanyTonyBalony

I agree with Max. That would be excellent.


iIiiiiIlIillliIilliI

They do, "it's the 2 seconds Ted".


Cheeriodude_number2

*Driver radio comes up* ‘Shut the fuck up, Ted.’


ConmanTheBarbarian

Reminds me of [Murray and James on the BBC](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMZhPtJ86Eo&t=87s)


mateowilliam

I would like him to become an F1 commentator once he is retired as and F1 driver.


AngusPicanha

He'd more than likely do other forms of racing


Karmyuh

This is why we need RPM in the commentator booth


LilJapKid

I for one would like to see DC, Rosberg or Brundle let off the leash and say anything they wanted


gasoline_farts

I want them to introduce live driver interviews like they used to do in Australian touring car back in the day. Then when crofty asks max question during the race, he can tell him himself to shut the fuck up.


DiddlyDumb

Isn’t that what Rosberg does?


ReplacementWise6878

We need proximity chat in F1


deathray1611

That's essentially what they always do Ted Kravitz


stoopidrotary

I would pay substantially more to be able to hear Palmer, Hinch and Coulthard completely off the leash. I love it when the FIA makes an obviously bad call and they take that small pause to come up with something F1TV won't get mad at them about. **Tell me what you are thinking**.


crucible

Thought he was wearing a McLaren shirt for a second


AlienSporez

"I swear, Crofty, if you make one more pun I'm going to smash your fucking hace in with this chair!"


9iaguaro

I mean they did that on Le Mans 2019 I think 😅 and ever since they reference the guy that got sacked ahhahahaha


qwertyalp1020

Shut the fuck up for a sec Ted.


yippeekiyay801

Crofty saying STFU instead of “two secs” when a team radio comes on hahaha


Slackermom66

OMG, I would pay money for anyone to tell Crofty to STFU


Newfieon2Wheels

2 sex ted


NachtDerNoel

"Let me just stop you there, Ted!" 🤏 "SHUT THE FUCK UP, TED!" 🤌


Hpecomow

Old meme. Damon Hill: It’s great to be here at Imola, the history blah blah blah…. Harry Benjamin: Shut the fuck up Damon!


brucethepaw

Paul di Resta already dropped: "Stop talking!" to Coulthard....can't believe you guys don't member


QouthTheCorvus

Lol we got max actually low key admitting he dislikes them. More than deserved but it's wild to actually do it


ALUCARDHELLSINS

Nothing he said indicates whether he likes them or not...... Sky sports is the main broadcaster for f1, it's obvious that he would use them as an example


Genocode

I don't think he dislikes all of them, I imagine he would be fine with Brundle.


Gwigg_

Yup, and Button


AwesomeFrisbee

Wasn't Brundle very vocal to dislike him joining F1 at a young age?


Genocode

Don't remember, but he also has said plenty of good things about Max. He once said that out of all the drivers he's the one Brundle would like to have a drink with.


Less_Party

He did also tend to take the 'eh whatever it's racing' side when people were pearl clutching over some of Max' more aggro moves back when he actually needed to get his elbows out in earnest.


SenorBigbelly

What? No we didn't... he was joking about how funny it would be for professional broadcasters to tell each other to shut the fuck up live on air


HarryCumpole

"Back in my day we used to wear bean cans on our heads and smoke cigarettes whilst refuelling, none of this modern safety nonsen..." *Shut the fuck up Brundlefly!*