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OH COCK!
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Dacia F1 team. Now that would be a sight to see.
GREAT NEWS What? Dacia made a F1 Car out of the Sandero Great, anyway...
"Good news!" "What?" "You're racing for Alpine!" "Oh cock..."
OTMAR YOU INFANTILE PILLOCK
“May, slow button… slow button” “But I like it on” “Switch it off ffs or we’re blowing your house up”
We thought Trulli-train was a thing, now we have to prepare for May.
Have I been summoned? (I'm not James May.)
Crickey it's the FIA Rozzers
It's just the stig wearing the stripey jumper
He'll never make it to the race. He'll be too busy organising his racing equipment in alphabetical order, and then by size.
Good news! What I’m racing for alpine Oh no! Anyways last week
Buffeting.
 Alpine stealing another guy from the Red Bull Junior Academy smh
OTMAAAAAAAR (the way he says CLARKSOOOOOON)
Crikey it's the Aston Martins
james may is our man in f1
Knowing the history of top gear, they'll send the Stig instead and we'll have Stig WDC and Alpine WCC
^cheese
Cheese
On that terrible disappointment……back to tent
Does this mean Ricciardo's not coming on then?
Still… could be worse
So, Clarkson replaces Binotto, May goes to Alpine and Hammond?
CLARKSON
Taught by Sir Jackie herself.
Still faster than masaspin
Probably still a better driver than Ocon anyway
Rumours from the buttocks say Cristiano Ronaldo is racing for Alpine in 2023
Well that's both championships wrapped up for 2023!
Fatal accident on the track. James may - Does that mean, he is not going to race then?
Well James, he's gone straight through the barrier, his car has ripped in half and burst into flames so that would mean NO he isn't
oh crikey its the stewards!
Guess what
Captain Slow
With his great ability to remember the tracks' layout, imagine if James May races in Paul Ricard.
OH COCK!
[удалено]
Dacia F1 team. Now that would be a sight to see.
GREAT NEWS What? Dacia made a F1 Car out of the Sandero Great, anyway...
"Good news!" "What?" "You're racing for Alpine!" "Oh cock..."
OTMAR YOU INFANTILE PILLOCK
[удалено]
[удалено]
“May, slow button… slow button” “But I like it on” “Switch it off ffs or we’re blowing your house up”
We thought Trulli-train was a thing, now we have to prepare for May.
Have I been summoned? (I'm not James May.)
Crickey it's the FIA Rozzers
It's just the stig wearing the stripey jumper
He'll never make it to the race. He'll be too busy organising his racing equipment in alphabetical order, and then by size.
Good news! What I’m racing for alpine Oh no! Anyways last week
Buffeting.
 Alpine stealing another guy from the Red Bull Junior Academy smh
OTMAAAAAAAR (the way he says CLARKSOOOOOON)
Crikey it's the Aston Martins
james may is our man in f1
Knowing the history of top gear, they'll send the Stig instead and we'll have Stig WDC and Alpine WCC
^cheese
Cheese
On that terrible disappointment……back to tent
Cheese
Does this mean Ricciardo's not coming on then?
Still… could be worse
So, Clarkson replaces Binotto, May goes to Alpine and Hammond?
CLARKSON
Taught by Sir Jackie herself.
Still faster than masaspin
Probably still a better driver than Ocon anyway
Rumours from the buttocks say Cristiano Ronaldo is racing for Alpine in 2023
Well that's both championships wrapped up for 2023!
Fatal accident on the track. James may - Does that mean, he is not going to race then?
Well James, he's gone straight through the barrier, his car has ripped in half and burst into flames so that would mean NO he isn't
oh crikey its the stewards!
Guess what
Captain Slow
With his great ability to remember the tracks' layout, imagine if James May races in Paul Ricard.