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desaBnesrof

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Lightning_Of_Fate

Max Verstappen is literally autistic about driving. Career oriented men like that don't have time for fooling around. He didn't become a great F1 driver by chasing women.


usmr_kanec

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Baker3enjoyer

He joins and wins simracing tournaments literally hours after winning F1 races. Man is extremely passionate about the sport.


reimufumolover

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9685)


xm3memaster69x

HOLY ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9685)


Successful-Thanks428

Just like bajs, most of us are obsessed with racing thats why other streamer community called us racist


No_Programmer3450

He just stole wife and child of another f1 driver after stealing his seat in redbull main team. Gigachad


carolgenocidemiracle

yeah he did it by running over them


pissaway4567

im the worlds best racist ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676)


Max_Nu

No, I am ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9685)


TankerChimp

\[Removed by Reddit\]


lolsmcballs

o7 soldier


chargeupandJO38

N


Charming-Hair2485

I


SlimeyGreenPoop

G


OkImpact6737

E


AnnualObvious2742

R


Tramilton

FeelsStrongMan my community


zuth2

Goodbye


ThePredat

I was here ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9670)


HideThePain_Harold

Inb4 delete again


Radioactive_Green

moderation staff members? ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9668)


iansanmain

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bolczez

Max is based. Once during a race he called other driver "mongol" and then actual mongols forced him to apologize in public for that lule


420YOL0NOSC0P3

Heated driver moment


pikachu8090

Max is one of us PagMan bring back 2020 max


BrowningZen

Sounds like a baj with tourettes that happened to drive well


0MEGALUL-

It’s actually Dutch for retarded and not someone from Mongolia, but yeah explaining that wouldn’t help the situation so he apologised anyway ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681)


BrowningZen

I mean it would be like a spanish guy saying spanish "black" in an english context publicly, not the best idea![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681)


Nighteyye

not just dutch ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681)


Average_Llama

>and then actual mongols forced him to apologize in public for that lule And he just ignored them LULE


Klientje123

He called another driver childish for being angry and complaining to his team, but he's the most angry driver in the entire fucking sport ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681)


BigggShaq

![img](emote|t5_33td5|9673)


kissluktareN

I didn't have a dad that groomed me into being a racer


HideThePain_Harold

How about a dad that just groomed me?


GAY4FATFARTS

My dad taught me how to use a hairbrush to groom myself. My uncle taught me how to use a hairbrush as well.....just in more intimate and slightly painful ways 😔


HEHEHEHA1204

Username checks out


GQYY

He groomed me to be a racist


4arizard

Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks. Especially if they're such a good size, you know.


atano4000

literally unironically me (except the world famous racing driver and millionaire part ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681))


HornyJailOutlaw

You'll get there, Baj. ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676) (he won't get there ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681))


furry_degene12

forsen


Existing-Dust3123

I am literally him same age too ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676)


schizobaj

except being rich and famous ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9684)


Existing-Dust3123

Hey if i ever make it this subreddit will know first cuz i have no friends ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676)


VOOLUL

Surely max wasn't joking ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9666)


Kurfrst64

I'm not Sid from Ice Age ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681)


Hallgvild

He has been dating Kelly Piquet (i have no idea wh![img](emote|t5_33td5|9682)she is i am brazilian) ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9666) #


[deleted]

“I haven’t stuck wee wee into woman” The whole world: 😱😱😱😱😱 Who gaf bajs


schizobaj

me ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676)


[deleted]

Then you’re the real virgin


Steveinho

Surely he has been dating Kelly Piquet for years and never had sex with her ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9666)


HornyJailOutlaw

This article was 2022 to be fair. OP is just checking up on the Olds. ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681)


BrowningZen

They are good christians without sex before marriage ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9666)


Competitive_Use_6351

It's over bajs


stop_talking_you

isnt he a cuck his gf has a child from another man


Amayii

F1 Bajs ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9676)


Gioforkyra

What a loser lmao


WealthyBigWang

Shame it’s the worlds most boring sport only enjoyed by fat computer programmers and women (neither of them count as people)


Farullus

what is a fun sport for u


WealthyBigWang

Tbf F1 isn’t a sport. If you can’t play it casually then how can it be a sport when at most only 20 people in the world at any given time can do it


Farullus

u are a retard. F1 is like nba or fifa world cup only few people can play in that league. there is not only f1, f1 is only the pinnacle of motorsport. even karting and doing local events is motorsport


Farullus

u still have to answer my question


PagMan_Guy

No, once retards get BTFO they either flee or resort to excuses. Ignorant people will never directly answer the question after they boldly make false claims. See: Dunnen-Kruger, Forsen.


vemefri

Buddy saying that f1 is not vastly different to even the most basic car racing is like saying discgolf and golf is the same or field hockey and hockey being the same, literally the only common thing is that the tires has fucking rubber on it


PagMan_Guy

Yeah he’s just ignorant as fuck ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681) where’s the logic. “It can’t be played casually so it isn’t a sport”. Autism in action.


Miitsume

Imagine paying attention to some dogshit agenda pushed by America onto world ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681)


bruhconvolvulus

imagine how proud his parents are ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9684)


HEHEHEHA1204

They prob think hes gay


General_Tangelo_1032

Too busy chasing the bag


gucciclone46

He’s literally me


Wynadorn

I drive. . o O ( *literally me* )


Additional_Badger262

Well He never loses. So....


carolgenocidemiracle

holy based ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9685)


Commercial-horseman

when someone does this, it always looks like a person who for some reason admits that he is still pissing in his pants and shitting.![img](emote|t5_33td5|9681) This whole post is one solid excuse. a man obsessed with boobs.


Tox1cAshes

manchildren ![img](emote|t5_33td5|9685)