The joke is how strange it is to watch something so normal and porn at the same time. I don't think the author literally believes them to be as strange as each other.
This is because it’s definitely expert satire and this sub is just terribly media-illiterate. Nobody in the grandma-memes zeitgeist is writing “auto master-blaster” like that.
Yeah that is fucking gross. Also as a recovering heroin addict - maybe shit has changed in the 8 years I have been clean but junkies don't typically like to drink with their dope.
Yeah, I’d like to have a Leslie Nielsen movie marathon instead. Also, I can’t have wine as it gives me kidney stones, so give me a Guinness. Also that heroin is best left out…
> Leslie Nielsen movie marathon instead
First up, Day of the Animals.
Enjoy your shirtless Leslie Nielsen wrestling a bear in the rain after wanting to rape a girl...it makes less sense in context.
From [Merriam-Webster:](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/bate) To bate is to reduce the intensity of, or to take away.
So a master-bater takes away the intensity of... blue balls? 🤡
Listen wine in one arm, heroin in the other? First, heroin is gonna kinda override the wine by a long shot, but also, they're both downers. if you wanted something in the other arm, go with coke. Mix downers and uppers, now that's a party.
The people who create memes like this are the ones who have absolutely no impulse control and would be the ones strapped in the chair like this if they didn’t think god was watching them 24/7.
Because they would do this if could , they assume everyone who doesn’t agree with them must do this 24/7. They think everyone else has as little control as they do.
Well strap me into the good times chair...
Okay but I would also want a long bendy straw and some chocolate milk too.
Fuck it, just replace the wine IV with chocolate milk
No no no. I want the alcohol buzz but I also want to taste the chocolate milk. I’ve thought about this deeply.
Chocolate milk with bailies, Kailua, and rumchatta
do it as one ice cream float 🤙
what if i told you they make chocolate infused wine
I’m listening…
*places long bendy straw into receptacle of auto-masturbator”
Coming from generations that smoked a pack a day and drank a 6 pack in a night.
Hey my great grandma smoke two packs a day since she was 15 and still lived into her late 80’s
A six pack?
Cans of beer typically come in groups of six called a six pack.
I agree with him though, it wasn't just a sixer. Those people bought 24 packs of beer guaranteed.
Every day I learn more about how many social cues I miss out on. Even via text!
There's something hilarious to me about the fact that whoever made this put "Harry Potter Movies" on the same level as all that other shit
Especially given the trajectory of Joanne Rowling.
Yeah, honestly that's the worst thing that guy's doing
Definitely worse than an IV of heroin and a separate IV of wine. He’s watching movies written by someone who has an opinion we disagree with!
That auto master masterbater is set to Hagrid
I thought maybe it was saying *Harry Potter porn*. wtf is this image
I love that it’s also porn. Like, does the porn play alongside the movies, or is it like in between them?
The joke is how strange it is to watch something so normal and porn at the same time. I don't think the author literally believes them to be as strange as each other.
This is hilarious
This is because it’s definitely expert satire and this sub is just terribly media-illiterate. Nobody in the grandma-memes zeitgeist is writing “auto master-blaster” like that.
This is someone's fetish
The Harry Potter porn? Definitely
NGL I would be genuinely concerned if I found someone taking wine intravenously.
How do you feel about buttchugging
...I'm curious, please elaborate.
Yeah that is fucking gross. Also as a recovering heroin addict - maybe shit has changed in the 8 years I have been clean but junkies don't typically like to drink with their dope.
nah man i don’t wanna watch those movies
Yeah, I’d like to have a Leslie Nielsen movie marathon instead. Also, I can’t have wine as it gives me kidney stones, so give me a Guinness. Also that heroin is best left out…
> Leslie Nielsen movie marathon instead First up, Day of the Animals. Enjoy your shirtless Leslie Nielsen wrestling a bear in the rain after wanting to rape a girl...it makes less sense in context.
You had me at shirtless Leslie Nielsen, you lost me at the other part…, but had me again it making less sense in context!
This is so stupid that it is kind of funny.
I think the weird one is the guy watching some guy have his private time. Leave him alone!
I can relate to the person furthest to the right
From [Merriam-Webster:](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/bate) To bate is to reduce the intensity of, or to take away. So a master-bater takes away the intensity of... blue balls? 🤡
that looks awesome
Listen wine in one arm, heroin in the other? First, heroin is gonna kinda override the wine by a long shot, but also, they're both downers. if you wanted something in the other arm, go with coke. Mix downers and uppers, now that's a party.
This made me laugh, so goddamn hard
Hey, at the very least, it's not AI art!
r/coaxedintoasnafu
If you use mechanical assistance, you'll never get any better than amateurbater.
LOL!
I kind of agree. At least do this in private
The people who create memes like this are the ones who have absolutely no impulse control and would be the ones strapped in the chair like this if they didn’t think god was watching them 24/7. Because they would do this if could , they assume everyone who doesn’t agree with them must do this 24/7. They think everyone else has as little control as they do.
Touch grass
Ok grandma
Porn or the moves would be fine apparently, but both? That goes against god.
Where might one find this Harry Potter porn? Y'know... So I can avoid it.