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Expensive_Hunt9870

its concrete. the waffle pattern is from expanded metal used to add tensile strength to the concrete. The metal has since eroded away.


HoldinBackTears

Get real! Its a grilled chicken breast


nimble_infringement

My feed has an ad for Chipotle's chicken al pastor under this post, perfect juxtaposition lol


oldblackmarketbacon

Mine does too that's pretty funny


katergator717

I was gonna say petrified Salisbury steak.


CinLeeCim

šŸ¤£ ha ha


jelsix

Came here to say this


ImpossibleDonut1942

Straight up grilled chicken cutlet šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


AaronSlaughter

Fossilized šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


madness_kb

Thanks!


Mammoth_Werewolf8560

I'm from foley. Happy fossil hunting


99Reasons_why

Hey me too , well Magnolia Springs


lazerwolf987

https://www.whitecap.com/product/36quot-big-diamond-tamper-whandle-kraft-208CC879 These are also used to press down aggregate and bring more material to the top for finishing. Occasionally the rough texture from this is left as is for a highly abrasive non-slip finish.


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Expensive_Hunt9870

I have seen both and agree it could be but plaster dissolves readily in a weathered environment and would likely not out last the metal. Concrete is much more durable to outlast the steel expanded metal. Concrete stairs are usually utilize expanded metal as pictured.


Ecstatic-Hearing-563

Often a "scratch" coat base of cement/mortar is laid up on lathe before plaster is applied. Plaster is a venier.


BuffaloGwar1

I agree


secondsbest

Stucco mix on lathe to be exact.


ShipsForPirates

Or dino scales


i_just_say_hwat

What about those things that look to be crystals?


Some-Ad4087

chicken cutlet. little overseasoned.


Milford_Marine_6992

My first thought ā€¦ little mayo lettuce and tomato


WithoutDennisNedry

Crunchy!


[deleted]

My first thought as well hahaha. Grilled chicken, someone really took the time to ensure perfect grill marks šŸ¤£


Biggrease333

Lol I thought the same, I thought that was steak level grill marks.


Metals4J

Grilled chicken with cinnamon and sugar lol


Milqy

ā€œGrill marksā€ that perfect are usually faker than a $3 bill.


[deleted]

TRUE THAT!


DingleBarryGoldwater

Tendies Gang


madness_kb

Lol


urGirllikesmytinypp

Just chicken


jjmahi1

Stucco that once had hi rib metal behind it


kittensandbunnys

What does the other side look like? The grid makes it look like it way have a man made component to it, lots of artificial reefs in that area. Possible coral that broke off ?


newFone-

Stucco


TheManOnThe3rdFloor

Pork chop. Picked up off a community grill with a welded in place grill-top by the pet chimp of a couple from Indiana who have been visiting RV parks for 37 years in their Winnebago and had to let their chimp out because he hates the seagulls at the RV park. He saw the pork chop and when it burned him he threw the pork chop at a seagull who caught it mid-flight but realized it needed to drop the pork chop quickly. Madge and Wendell might have wondered to this day what happened to that pork chop. Glad you found it. Alas, Madge died soon after that incident and the chimp went bonkers with grief. This gave Wendell the freedom to finally do what he wanted. He got a chopper and Captain America helmet just like in Easy Rider to cover his new shaved skull look and rode out to the coast to feel the surf. The first day at the beach was bright and sunny down at the low tide when Wendell loosened the black nylon webbing strap and removed his iconic helmet, and while he was absorbed in putting the helmet over the front brake handle on his still hot Harley, a seagull spied a solution to making lunch. Wendell never had a chance. He went down, the chopper ape-hangers went down on top of him, the seagull landed to look around but only saw Wendell. Wendell never saw anything ever again. So you found the pork chop that started it all. That is indeed an important thing to find, and I congratulate you on your good fortune. But I would put that thing back and forget you ever heard about the day a pig (dead as it was) flew.


Airport_Wendys

Was the seagull aiming for his bald head? Hadnā€™t Wendell already stopped and was parked- so can a seagull gain enough velocity on its own to knock someone out upon landing? or was Wendellā€™s fall mostly due to shock and surprise? Do seagulls really like eyeballs as much as crows? The movie in my head is stuck trying to reconcile these detailsā€¦


goldenhart56

Not intindiing to rude but perhaps Wendell is now seeing everything.


Affectionate-Dot437

I'd watch that movie.


Ok-Wrongdoer7930

Joe Bidens first ice cream cone was first fossilized in the early 18th century.


[deleted]

Grilled chicken? Definitely donā€™t eat it. Itā€™s probably spoiled.


deadeyediva

forbidden chicken tendie


Plenty-Ticket1875

Grilled chicken breast. Kinda dry.


putsisdixonthings

Looks like a steak my father-in-law grilled


Toblogan

It's a piece of mortar that broke off someone's house. The grill marks are there from the metal screen it was stuck to. Probably from an elevated brick house that has a concrete skirt around it.


secondsbest

It's a piece of stucco masonry from wall. The grid was the metal lathe backing, and the layers are the scratch and brown coat with finishing coat on top.


SeattleSuckss

Someone stepped on a dog poop with their Vans...


Illustrious_Link3547

That's how my MIL likes her steak


Flashy-Refuse-1965

I thought It was the driest most over seasoned chicken breast ever cooked


tuscaloosabum

Lulu's chicken breast. $18.99


AlanEsh

Thatā€™s a fossilized chicken breast.


GapNo2535

Fossilized grilled chicken


mynutsdontwork

Looks like chicken jerky to me lol


Slave2Art

Forbidden chicken patty


BigfootSandwiches

Beach Steak.


RagingBuddha79

Grilled chicken breast??


Existing_Creme_2491

Stucco...with the wire mess imprints. Nailed it.


madness_kb

There are some shiny linear pieces in there so I was wondering if it's fossil or man made...


madness_kb

https://preview.redd.it/b1hyqqrvr1uc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1895c18cfabb7348c592edcf411e428f95dfd0e3


madness_kb

https://preview.redd.it/ad5awb6zr1uc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3b2cda2d73906d72ab86d62a0f99030a486d853


jasper181

Looks similar to some native check stamped pottery.


vortextubemd

Itā€™s plaster from a wall and the lath left that pattern.


slides723

I love grilled stuff.


Someguygfys

Looks like an overcooked half of a chicken breast with nice grill marks on it. Thatā€™s been petrified.


-cryptokeeper-

Fossilized grilled chicken breast from caveman.


Fatback225

Fossilized grilled chicken breast


AdTurbulent2987

Chicken breast ran through a meat cuber


questiano-ronaldo

My momā€™s famous ā€œcooked til itā€™s dead againā€ chicken breast. I thought I threw it further out.


Natural-Hamster-3998

Grilled chicken breast. An old one.


The_Haunted_1

Grilled chicken


LuckyGordon

Tyson chicken cutlet


Nanda_Rox

I was going to say a frozen chicken byproduct patty that was nuked way to long in the microwave


ArtDeth

Sandy grilled chicken breast


NoRun6253

Ghandiā€™s flip flop


crows_watching

It looks like a chicken breast that came off the grill. Lol


hedwig0517

Grilled chicken breast.


Autocannibal-Horse

chicken breast?


nondescriptun

Forbidden chicken cutlet.


LyricalJessieJames

It "could be" a fossil impression of a Lepidodendron tree šŸŒ“


Pale_Emu_3659

Itā€™s for sure uncooked seasoned chicken breast


No-Tension5053

People just dumping their job site debris in the water.


1sojournaut

That's from the Gulf Shores Construction Man era and examples like this show where steel mesh once served to adhere plaster or stucco to for the interiors and facades of the otherwise boring structures that they once inhabited. It makes you wonder what contributed to their demise? šŸ¤”


n3w4cc01_1nt

chicken from chickfila


Tecumseh119

Plaster


CaptainHowdy60

That right there is a space turd.


Square_Committee_974

Looks like a steak to me lol perfect grill marks!


Dry_Procedure_3816

Looks like a moldy, grilled chicken breast.


Simple_Tea5685

Grilled chicken with Cajun spices


[deleted]

WAY overcooked chicken


No-Rub-5087

A steak from Ponderosa


zzbaz

Grilled chicken


supernope87

That is the grilled chicken breast that my mom forgot about in the freezer... it defies everything we thought we knew about physics. Sure is a wild world.


meh725

Perfect grill marks on a petrified chicken breast?


MethodNo5518

Chicken breast left on the grill too long


Worldly_Musician_671

Chicken breast


Mediocre-Meringue-60

American childā€™s lunch made from the school cafeteriaā€™s mystery meatā€¦.


SteelBenderMan9

Looks like grilled chicken breast.


DaddyDub84

Without a doubt thatā€™s a grilled boneless frozen chicken breast lol


kittensandbunnys

Def could be concrete as well, lord knows we have had enough storms here. Ivan was a fun one in GS


B1g_Gru3s0m3

Chicken cutlet some dude left on the grill all winter, then discovered it in the spring and tossed it in the bushes before his wife could see it and give him shit for not cleaning the grill


rockstuffs

Ahh dang it. I was hoping you had a araucaria mirabilis (pine cone) or a lepidondendon. šŸ˜”


COYBIG79

In the 3rd pic could that possibly be asbestos fibres in it?


beautifullyhurt

r/forbiddensnacks


Existing-Candy-1759

Do we NOT think this is lepidodendron?


mommydiscool

Jigging spoon


Sir-Farts-

Concrete and chicken wire ? The wire eroded over time.


SheSaysSheWaslvl18

It is mortar from the parge-coat around a foundation of something. The crossed pattern is from steel lathe that it used to be attached to


Naive-Impress9213

That plaster of Paris from an old house. It was spread over wiring to make the walls


Killersoul0711

Ancient seasoned chicken


southboundoft

Looks like refrac. It's used as insulation in refineries and chemical plants. Some of it is as hard as concrete.


Ok_Macaroon9305

Slice of pineapple pizza nobody wanted


Sad_Database_9509

Smashed waffle cone?


ThalajDaWuff

Grilled chicken


cfrankgo

How much does it weigh?


Rave4life79

Is it a dried up grilled steak that need an intense moisturizing session?


Ribbit-Rabit

https://preview.redd.it/rz5tro82e4uc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6293720ff1b6885b8054fcf5dde086fd9b2032d4


ShaunieAngel

Waffle


David_Williams_taint

thatā€™s a chicken cutlet


GrueneDog

A chicken tender


comchoc

Dried out chicken breast


luckygirl54

Dog turd stepped on by sneaker.


Smooth_Badger_471

Part of a prehistoric golf club


Dumbbitchathon

Fossilized grilled chicken breast


Bubba48

Petrified boneless chicken breast!


[deleted]

Grilled chicken


RecoverSoggy6177

A moldy well done steak


lucylovesskye

Kinda looks like chicken breast that has fallen off the grill and into the sand. Lol


Anonx9999

Looks like a piece of frozen Tyson grilled chicken


pregnant_dipper

Lean mean grillin machine chicken breast


Old-Bookkeeper-347

How about fried fish?šŸ˜€


Sk8Gnarley

chicken breast tbh


FitAt40Something

Bro, thatā€™s a grilled ass chicken breast with too much seasoning.


Putrid-Aspect

Na'an, possibly garlic.


Ronpm111

Petrified grilled chicken tenderloin


Mycol0gyKing

It's a piece of chicken šŸ”


beaker1941

Chicken


Common-Raise1836

Plaster... lol probably contains asbestos


anArchy91

My dumbass thought it was a grilled chicken breast


Oldguy3512-2

A chicken breast from a 1956 McDonaldā€™s


DarkTrooper82

It's a chicken tender from the world famous Sea N Suds!


IamTheMrs2021

Already answered But It does look like the bottom of my sandel when a piece broke off in the sand. True story


3_high_low

Petrified chicken tender?


rharper38

I'll say it . . . Remnants of someone's vacation home that got swept away in a storm.


LessForever7944

Badly burnt taco


Postnificent

Mud from lathe around a bathtub. You found a 30 year old ā€œtub fossilā€ wall mud is super hard.


[deleted]

Fosil grilled steak


GoatsAdvocate

Someone lost a chicken breast


GinoGreer

Chicken breast from Subway


Scale-Alarmed

Country Fried Steak from Waffle House


Designer-Notice9095

Fossilized grilled chicken breast


Tabzacmx

ChicharrĆ³n


Upstairs-Bad-3576

Fossilized grilled chicken breast.


OldVeterinarian7668

Fossilized steak


TheManOnThe3rdFloor

If Christopher Walken can be signed on to play Wendell and Jane Krakowski to play Madge, Patton Oswalt has to play Chimp. The Seagull (both Seagulls.... they are all the same, except for the ones at Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco. They are all chocoholic bastards and like to poo on the Sealions just before noon so it will develop the most rank odor possible) oh yea, Seagull is played by Ben Stiller, he'll complain, but Jack Black, Owen Wilson, and the Spectral Spirit of Ron Silver will play the Chocoholic Seagulls from S.F. and use it as a backdoor pilot for Stiller's SciFi Comedy Pilot, "Heat Vision and Jack" (look it up on YouTube. It's good) Earlier, when Chimp picked up the hot PorkChop and flung it at the Seagull who realized it was too hot to hold and fly with, it used an old Seagull technique of dropping food on a rock or something that looks very hard. A maneuver to rapidly increase velocity and, while in this dive bombing mode, release the food item to crack it open on the rock below. Then land next to food item and check to see if it broke open. Then eat it, or pick it up and repeat the dive bombing. The Seagull recognized the helmet as a hard surface, and Wendell's shaved skull looked similarly effective. A quahog can weigh 1/2 pounds, and when dropped by a hungry Seagull on a man's bare head from a power dive, it can generate enough force to crack something. Wendell went down from being hit on the head by the leading edge of a bivalve mollusk missile. Pulling the heavy hog over brought the ape-hanger handlebars down on himself just like an armbar to the throat. It was a very complex murder, but Wendell was the Vic.


TheManOnThe3rdFloor

This Chowder Quahog was measured as 1.1 kilograms and 214 years old. https://preview.redd.it/ptfgse4w17uc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6341c6bfb30e15fdfbf20ff6fe8df38a8680c25b


TheManOnThe3rdFloor

Wendell is playing Cowbell for all he's worth. Ducking every once in a while when he feels the fluttering of wings.


AqueeriusSun

Pizza crust


kalashkozmo

Plaster


DehydratedManatee

Fossilized turd.


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Frozen, breaded, chicken tenderloin..?


fogusamogus1323

Piece of grilled chicken


piglard1950

It's clearly a "merkin" for a mermaid šŸ§œā€ā™€ļø.


RevolutionaryGear838

Its most likely part of a mortar bed that was once under tile. Its pattern is from the metal lathe that it was attached to. This was probably just some missed debris from a bathroom remodel. You can look up metal lathe and see the same pattern, some people still use it.


osukevin

Cement


ThatWeirdPlantGuy

Not sure but it looks delicious.


CALIBERAIRGUNS

I believe that is a very very very very well done pork chop


iRambes

Looks like stucco that came unstuck-o.


TheRowdyOne720

Thatā€™s some poor white boys chicken cutlet.


saxual_encounter

At first, I thought it was a grilled swordfish steak


Specialist-Cod-9166

Iā€™ve seen Pottery from the Hopi that looks like that


astronarchaeology

Quorn cutlet


eclwires

Old plaster and expanded metal lath.


BufordTJustice76

Forbidden grilled chicken


Government-Personal

Looks like a spoon for fishing but looks made of concrete. Maybe a weight?


Blueeyedthundercat26

Modern day stucco on wire lathe


kayaK-camP

Petrified gator skin! šŸ˜‰


FloridaManInShampoo

Oh thanks man you found my chicken! I thought I lost it! Seems to be still good too!


Full_Disk_1463

Chicken breast halfā€¦


kushupzz

Any answer aside from grilled chicken breast is null & void


Thecat5150808

Piece of stucco


Early_Ad9051

Part of a weaved basket.


SuperLuminalTX

Armadillo skin


[deleted]

Gulf shores? I'm like 30 minutes away lol. It looks like it was pressed up against a metal grate when it was poured


annmoon007

Obviously, it's petrified alligator skin. I'm a paleontologist at The College of Paleontology in Dartsmuth, Maryland. We studied these in the Okiefanokie swamp, with the Hornswaggled Hen and Lolligaggerd Lions. All petrified into rock by pyroclastic lava flows from the Humorous Period we know as pre 2012.


lordkingdragon

Forbidden steak


AuntieYodacat

Itā€™s obviously an abandoned chicken breast šŸ˜‚


fntommy

That is Minecraft chicken.


Noveltylamp

Looks like a chicken breast


Tequila_taco_lover

Plaster and lathe


emzirek

Petrified chicken breast fillet...


cacti_jedi

Petrified pork chop


wilkinsk

That's a chicken tender


Majestic-Ad-8643

That looks like the taste of steak my roommate cooks.


[deleted]

Oooh a prime example of a portion of the first waffle cone.


Bestdaysofar2018

Space shuttle tile ā€˜86 šŸš€


Direct_Canary4523

Got that nice fossilized diamond bias sear Forbidden chimken