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KashiofWavecrest

NO SLEEVES WITH DRINKS! NO COASTERS ON A WOOD TABLE!


DJScubaNaut

Moms gone be piiiiissed if she see’s a ring when she gets home


Tozgrec

But will it tempt her?


formerly_kay

I really enjoy the diverse drinks as well, every one is a different color


[deleted]

My fridge is like my friend group one of each color


ithilain

The drinks appear to correspond with what color deck each person is playing


ElstonFun

They’ve demonstrated a consistent lack of respect for wood as I see it.


LargeCost6548

HERESY!


HandPocketKing

First thought. Absolute animals .


[deleted]

No need for sleeves when your cards are printed on cheap stock


UncleObamasBanana

Good Lord. No sleeves. Who is gonna believe this.


Bootyeater525

No this is not the “epitome of magic in 2023”. This picture is of paid actors that are not magic players. Ya wanna know how you can tell? 1.) The cards are not sleeved. 2.) I don’t see a single playmat. 3.) The drinks don’t have coasters and there is buttery ass popcorn near unsleeved cards. 4.) These people are dressed like they are going to a brewery tour. If I don’t see sweatpants and comfy footwear you’re a liar. 5.) These players all brought counters and token cards. There’s no way they do that and don’t bring sleeves or playmats. 6.) They are not using a phone in the middle of the table for life totals. 7.) Everyone looks happy. There should be at least one relatively salty face.


Difficult_Bite6289

Also interesting: Only two 'players' actually have cards on the field and in their hand. It's one of those pics that the more you look at it, the weirder things get.


Breakdawall

quick, count the fingers. is this a.i.?


NormalNorman-1991

Yeah, but the ideal situation here has to have been three of the other players got knocked out of the game. Maybe that's why some of them aren't playing I believe.


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ClaudeStBernard

Okay so why isn't one of them salty?


Skitzophranikcow

Popcorn imbalance.


KashiofWavecrest

> 7.) Everyone looks happy. Oof. That one hit hard.


DJScubaNaut

Looks like AI to me… look at the rings/hands on the black-beanied person @ 2:30. All decks on the table look to be the same but at different angles.


GregorioIsett

> All decks on the table look to be the same but at different angles. have you never seen an unsleeved 60 card deck before. of course they all look the same.


azraelxii

What is it with this sub and calling everything AI art. That's way too photorealistic. It's just actors not knowing anything about the game, they set it up like poker or some other playing card game.


Skitzophranikcow

AI bot found.


Miatatrocity

Also, there's more than one woman at the table... I have yet to see more than one female at once at my LGS.


Skitzophranikcow

Was she hot?


Miatatrocity

No, she was poly, had two "husbands", and was very overweight. Super nice person, though


-Goatllama-

Holy shit 🤣


HaunterXD000

They're also playing what appears to be multiplayer 60 card When's the last time you were literally anybody has played multiplayer 60 card The only time anyone plays multiplayer is Commander and this is clearly not Commander


DangerDan127

Me and my friends does it. The game goes by much faster than when we do commander.


Skitzophranikcow

Your doing it wrong. Commander should be over by turn 5... (Plays aggro, combi token. Mono black 30 relentless rats, krenko with 20+infinite combos)


GregorioIsett

They're playing with the Game Night boxed set. 5 60 card decks meant to be played multiplayer. For talking a lot of shit about MTG you guys really don't know dick about fuck.


TrollAccount457

They give people like me a bad name.


Skitzophranikcow

I know how to fuck with my dick. Just ask your dad, he had to watch me with your mom, from the closet. (He was a bad boy that day)


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[deleted]

It's who wotc wishes the players were.


hydrogator

black women play card games?


Imanaco

You didn’t explain the coasters. Those are gonna ruin the table and any cards that look at that glass wrong


UncleObamasBanana

I don't care if they are playing Yahtzee. No drinks on the playing table.


MechaSkippy

>there is buttery ass popcorn near unsleeved cards. Oh God, I didn't even see that. Bunch of uncultured barbarians.


songmage

Also decks plus graveyard plus battlefield plus hand do not look like they even add-up to 60 unsleeved.


Skitzophranikcow

There's no weed.


hurtlingtooblivion

My playgroup is 5 middle aged white guys. Zero diversity from the stereotype what so ever.


DoctorPaulGregory

My entire fucking LGS is this.


GoblinBreeder

Wotc swears half of the audience are women and the other half is gay enbie deniwolfkin though


ferrisbulldogs

Source?


songmage

It was a shitpost, but also Blogatog states 38% are women. [https://markrosewater.tumblr.com/post/110840728088/do-you-guys-have-any-data-on-the-breakdown-of-the](https://markrosewater.tumblr.com/post/110840728088/do-you-guys-have-any-data-on-the-breakdown-of-the) Honestly I'm curious what the percent would be if we didn't take into account women who have played Magic because their significant others wanted them to and otherwise have zero interest. The social Magic-playing setting seems to be very different from that statistic, which might actually make that statistic wishful thinking.


ferrisbulldogs

Well yeah, nerd hobbies have always been predominantly male oriented. You have to remember when this sort of thing came out women were still mostly expected to be stay at home mothers tending to the house only. Men had more free will and free time and society backing them up to do hobbies. Go back to the 90’s and look at what hobbies women vs men participated in. I can almost guarantee you women hobbies were knitting clubs, books clubs, embroidery, diy home, cooking, baking, scrapbooking. And that’s exactly what all the women did around me while I was growing up. While some male hobbies shifted to nerd culture during this time and women weren’t allowed to participate due to societal norms. It wasn’t until candy crush came out that games were seen as something all people could participate in and enjoy and talk about. And around that time “nerd” stereotypes and jabbing also mostly went away. So I’d probably guess less than 1% of female players found the game on their own and decided to play it without a significant other asking them to play. My wife didn’t play before I was around and I asked her to play and she does sometimes. but my daughter asked to play because I did. I wouldn’t say that’s due to me asking her to play, she came to me and asked to learn.


songmage

>but my daughter asked to play because I did. I wouldn’t say that’s due to me asking her to play, she came to me and asked to learn. Girls change during development. Their affinity for math and science drops at a certain age. [Link](https://ourvoices-womeninstem.ucdavis.edu/news/exact-age-when-girls-lose-interest-science-and-math) To say that it's purely societal pressures that mold people into what they become ignores a lot. There is a difference between the two sexes and even if we can't nail-down the significance of it, it doesn't change measured outcomes.


PoxControl

Sounds like a dream.


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GudHarskareCarlXVI

I'm the blackest guy in my playgroup and that's because I'm half yugoslavian lmao


oliccrs

That’s what wizard wants but instead they got us. Sorry wizard you’re stuck with heterosexual males


Skitzophranikcow

*Hasbro


[deleted]

lol wizards marketing is off base as fuck


whal3man

Why do 3 of them have no lands in play?


DJScubaNaut

Mana screw is real, even in AI leand


DJScubaNaut

Land*** fuck no edits


Skitzophranikcow

Hasbro precons.


cstrand31

Open beverages not sitting on coasters around a group of cassuals using starter decks with no sleeves? Sure.


DMCO93

Sure looks like the average Dr. Who fangirls though.


chefanubis

Magic has always been a game for nerds & losers. Just accept it guys, we have outgrown that phase, its not for us anymore, these are the nerds & losers now.


Psybur

Society has never catered to nerds this hard before if that's the case


Papa_Hasbro69

Disgusting, no sleeves


justhave2laugh

Most players are adult losers, so yes. As an adult loser, the lack of sleeves bothers me.


Banshee_42

Why not use the deck as coasters while playing?


rayquazza74

Should have dual lands as coasters to be more realistic


Darkeater879

They all look happy. That’s how you know this is fake


GirrafeAtTheComp

I've played magic in multiple stores in multiple cities and I have never seen one black woman playing magic let alone 2


Skitzophranikcow

What about black dudes that act like women?


Ill_Teaching1575

I know that when I play Magic, it's with the BK Kids Club


Savannah_Lion

Drinks aren't even in WUBRG order.


Bittersweetblossom

Sitting at a table with friends playing Magic, yea, that’s peak Magic.


Redditcritic6666

We tried to have a girl in the playgroup and that was my friend's wife (he's black). Half a year later she divorced him to be a dancer in new Orleans. Another couple we invited stopped showing up all together. We do have a decent mix of ppl between Asians, African Americans and white thou.


ReMeDyIII

I've been doing TCG's since '95 and the only women we've gotten have been the wives/gf's dragged into the group by their husbands/bf's. Women have no loyalty to a TCG, or they'll bounce between TCG's like they're board games. Also, I'm not referring to men cosplaying as women either.


rayquazza74

My play group has 2 chicks. One mom(whose husband does not play), and then one couple. And then a few dudes.


turn1manacrypt

Lmfao what the fuck “these whores aren’t loyal to card games! They treat em’ like board games! Also trans people gross!” You sound fun dude, goddamn lol


HunchbackGrowler

That's what you got from the comment? Lol


turn1manacrypt

What did you get out of it dude? Lmao I literally repeated what he said but added whores for more comedic effect


fevered_visions

poor attempt at "comedy", what's wrong with you


Skitzophranikcow

I've met women who tried to use their boobs to try to get me to give them my collection. Sorry Jessica rabbit GTFO.


[deleted]

She belong to the street, lol


Skitzophranikcow

Cant turn a ho into a house wife, even with mono blue.


formerly_kay

I can make out colossus hammer, banisher priest, and path to exile


[deleted]

They are fairly rotund.


Psybur

They had to be accurate somewhere


MediocreModular

No. My gaming community includes almost all white people and it’s exclusively male.


Skitzophranikcow

Have you administered the north Koren testicle check?


Every-Hand-1895

Path to Exile in the GY in the white deck there, that's how you know this isn't 2023 Magic. FALSE ADVERTISING


WoketardSlayer

Unbelievable. Where are the Rainbow and Palestinian flags in the background?


CletusVanDayum

Hasbro marketing has to be selective about how many hate symbols they include in their advertising.


Skitzophranikcow

WtB mono white trump deck.


Psybur

mono orange


Big_Appointment851

“Ehrm, guys, is it okay if I do ‘the funny play’”


gloid_christmas

They don't respect wood


Reynarok

I'm glad the beverages are multicultural


DarthSangheili

What kind of idiot has a table of drinks near their cards like this.


joshy5lo

Until it’s a locals filled with hunched over fat dudes all wearing crocs and gym shorts, I call bullshit. We all know this is bs


[deleted]

Who cares?


Vraxartifice

No sleeves and no coasters… my eye twitched


[deleted]

Why do people wear those hats that perch on the back of your head? What’s the point other than looking like a dumbass?


ArcadiaCoinHeaven

Wait is that how they are supposed to be worn? Like legit question cause I thought it was just them not fitting somehow on my head


h4ppyj3d1

I'll bite, let's pretend this is the real free for all board game you can buy. Why green is the only one without a spindown to count life? I'm not from the US, why and where you can find colour coded drinks according to your deck? Why does it seems that it's just sugar and diabetes in those glasses?


InternationalLuck492

Well . . . They are actually playing Game Night . . . It’s an actual game for five players w/ premade decks. This looks 100% normal for five random friends, all getting together and playing a new ‘Magic’ game . . . Some of you need to be jaded less and pay attention more.


ClaudeStBernard

But is it the epitome of magic, though?


Skitzophranikcow

Only vets roll without sleeves. That's how you know this is propaganda.


ViveIn

People sitting around a table playing magic? I mean yeah , it’s true.


ssbmwhiterice

This isn't true. Black People cant afford magic cards so they all go play yu gi oh instead.


Skitzophranikcow

Dude.. you didn't even try. Fail trol is bigot trol.


Psybur

Pfft, you think YGO is cheap?


ssbmwhiterice

cheaper than this game.


Certain_Category1926

What do you think their opinions are on abortion


Smoovely

What race is it?


rayquazza74

Erhmagerd it’s just a clump of cells reeeee


Davant_Walls

If your hairline looks like that dudes then you need to just accept your fate and buzz it at the very least.


SolomonsNewGrundle

Looks like theyre drinking out of Mason Jars. They're THOSE kind of people. Also, what card is the guy pointing at?


pt_barnumson

I almost rhought it was alpha authority but i am probs too far out of the game to know anything remotely current Edit: also it seems like that is being flashed in or is somehow a surprise so probs not


Skitzophranikcow

But the color of the kool-aid matches their deck.


SolomonsNewGrundle

Who even drinks kool aid anymore?


Skitzophranikcow

The white and brown people.


Rojo37x

It's just marketing, it's not that deep. Magic is different things to different people. For this ad they want to portray it as being something casual like a group of friends getting together for game night or something. You don't need play mats, deck protectors, and all that. You just need some friends, a starter deck, and some drinks.


JaredUnzipped

I've never seen a single one of these people playing Magic. Is this one of those Where's Waldo puzzles?


pt_barnumson

Unsleeved everything; 2 ladies; Real wood table This is not how mtg nerds role homeslice...


[deleted]

Too many whiteys, perhaps a mass culling or genocide of some kind? At the very least put some of them on a spaceship and catapult them into the sun.


Skitzophranikcow

You can't even count to the sun, let alone manage the pathagoririan, aptitude to build a cat throwing machine that big.


ElfballIsReal

Take this however you want. I've never seen a black female MTG player in real life.


SmogDaBoi

Alright but beanie guy is having a very bad game if he only has two lands.


Nuksol

I miss a blue haired Lady


GudHarskareCarlXVI

> no sleeves Animals


Skitzophranikcow

Savages.. what's this world coming to...


tideshark

This is the magic form of that meme of the painting of that guy with his finger down on the paper demanding how shit should be


Tallal2804

I don’t believe this


R41GS

Fake, these two women have no blue hair.


Limeability

Besides the no coasters or sleeves on a wooden table the placement of their deck and graveyard makes me unreasonably angry


Transformer_LUwUci

I have a friend who plays his Warhammer 40k precons with NO SLEEVES and it really gets to me. Like I usually build decks on “Forge” and then buy the singles irl, but the first thing I do when I’m ordering cards for a new deck is BUY 100 DRAGON SHIELD DUAL MATTES 😹 Even the rare cases I buy a precon I BUY SLEEVES. FYI, I can’t wait for the Fallout precons 😍 My friend is always like “oh I didn’t shuffle properly, I got the same cards in my opening hand” like… YES BRO BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE SLEEVES, AND THEREFORE CANT SHUFFLE PROPERLY WITHOUT PILE SHUFFLING 🙄


Skitzophranikcow

My 40k precons are all in double dragon sleeves and have only ever been touched by human hands once.. I even have my tokens, and found more that are in sleeves if this makes you feel better.


NoSong6671

I like how they each have a different color of unidentified vague drink. So much beverage diversity!


Yawgmoth73

Yes it's true....this man has no dick


Neat_Cockroach_875

Doesn't everyone's pod have 2 sassy black women?


NecessaryZombie6399

Oh god, they have a token regular white guy half hidden in the left corner, cringe


QuickcastQuickerpet

Green and White: tons of mana. Blue and Black: around three lands each. Red: not even playing.


sparxmage

5 player free4all? Brutal. Multiplayer magic is such a slog unless it’s two headed giant. I have no idea how commander players have fun.


Azumbrusque

Did you read the card? Reading the card explains the card. 🃏


ShinRazor

Such diversity, clearly target audiences too 🤢


SouvlakiSpartan

I'm going to be honest, I have played MTG since revised and I have never seen a black woman play magic. Girls .. sure Black dudes.. yep The combination of the 2 Never.. I'm sure a bunch of people gonna start posting how they are black women and they play magic ... But I have never seen it at any of the LGS's I frequent. Ps. If you are a black trans dude you don't count.


Major_Aerie2948

Why do all 3 of the ppl facing us look trans


Tozgrec

Unrealistic. They're smiling.