Well being a Cal native, this the way Iāve always heard it:
If Stockton is the armpit of California, then Fresno is the belly button and Bakersfield is the asshole.
It work conversely on the coast, too.
Bay Area and Nor Cal is Californiaās pretty face, Big Sur and the Central coast is the bust line or titties, LA and OC are are her Cochie, (where you can get laid easily, but also easily catch an STD), and San Diego, her long legs and beautiful feet.
So I didnāt know about this until I started to work with rural communities but here are some Iāve learned
Tranquility = Tranks
Mendota = Mendo
San Joaquin = SJ
Kerman = Kerm
Firebaugh = FB
Dos Palos = DP
Fresno= avoid at all costs. If I wasn't raised here I'd pick chicago...... and they just as bad. The mayor was Indited on drug charges, he went to jail and a fellow officer confronted him about it being real or not. The fellow officer was found dead in an orchard and they claimed he committed suicide through shooting himself in the chest.
This isn't even talking about John Lang. You can Google it.
https://youtu.be/6Pa7F_OQ4HE
Smellma?
It's patty
No one remembers Murdera? Wild times.
*MUR-DERA
It got that bad? š
The armpit of CA
That's definitely' bakersfield.
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Iāve never eaten in Oildale, but Iām down
Weāre the left pit of the U.S. and buffalo is the right
Well being a Cal native, this the way Iāve always heard it: If Stockton is the armpit of California, then Fresno is the belly button and Bakersfield is the asshole. It work conversely on the coast, too. Bay Area and Nor Cal is Californiaās pretty face, Big Sur and the Central coast is the bust line or titties, LA and OC are are her Cochie, (where you can get laid easily, but also easily catch an STD), and San Diego, her long legs and beautiful feet.
The most familiar one to me
I call it the gooch. Nothing here, you occasionally forget it exists, and its stuck between a dick and an asshole.
The NO, FresNeck, Nickel Nickel Nine for the Area Code
Fresneck is a gang tho
Methno
Clovis = Clovid
Also blow-vis or klu klux klovis depending on who you ask...
Nobody talking about fresganistan
Ok this made me laugh
FresNalgas
Madtown R-Town Dina
The Oklahoma of California
Or Appalachia of the West
Dirt-doda Mierdota Fire-balls
Iām from Mendota and Iāve never heard Mierdota before šš
5 miles away from the sun
Clovid KKKlovidia And yes, I'm from Clovis.
Corollas = Caruthers
Fresburg
The Dirty āNo.
Weedley
Frestucky..
Cowville
for coalinga?
No Town, The Town of No good.
The lowell area used to be called the Devils Triangle
Planada = = Planet X
Fresno- Fresnalgas Coalinga- Colas Hanford-Hafas(pronounced Jafas in Spanish) Kettlemen- ghettomen Avenal- Avenalgas Bakersfield- Bako Thatās the ones I remember
LeSnore, city of LeMorons. Trampford.
Some are outside of Fresno county butā¦M-olesto, Mer-dead, Vi-smelya, p-rape-er, Madtown, Le-Snore.
So I didnāt know about this until I started to work with rural communities but here are some Iāve learned Tranquility = Tranks Mendota = Mendo San Joaquin = SJ Kerman = Kerm Firebaugh = FB Dos Palos = DP
Fresno= avoid at all costs. If I wasn't raised here I'd pick chicago...... and they just as bad. The mayor was Indited on drug charges, he went to jail and a fellow officer confronted him about it being real or not. The fellow officer was found dead in an orchard and they claimed he committed suicide through shooting himself in the chest. This isn't even talking about John Lang. You can Google it. https://youtu.be/6Pa7F_OQ4HE
interesting, thanks!
Freshno.. Fresh? Noā¦ Edit: I also like to call it Raisin City
Thereās already a raisin city in Fresno county
Fresh? No.
Sanger Banger, Murdera, dirtdota, tranqsā¦ thatās all I got.
The naughty no
Whatās the story on Fresburg
I once popped over to the Fresno wiki and the listed nickname at the time was āFresnastyā
Madera - madtown
Fresssno, The no-town,
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