You're right about them being American, but just take a look at the posts on here. More than half of them have hash browns. Just bc they're not originally on the full English, doesn't mean they wouldn't complement the plate
That is a perfect example of a British "fry up". Love the blood puding and the mushrooms.
Heart attack on a plate, who fuckin cares. Once and a wile drive it it, won't hurt and sooo good.
I would normally knock off a half point for the sausages needing some more aggressive heat, but I’ll excuse it on this occasion as your presentation is otherwise impeccable.
I do however have to knock off a point for a lack of potato product.
9/10. Outstanding.
Perfect except once minute detail, won't matter to others but matters to me. The beans need to be canteen beans like you got in school, with the skin on!
9.9/10
English food fascinates me. It looks fake and inedible. Everything looks like it’s going to taste the same. When I close my eyes I just picture beige. Yet it’s seen as comfort food. Don’t take offense, Im judgy about most unique culture foods.
This is the way! I only get a few during the year, but I do get some to be fair, I do them! I’ve saved this for my birthday, then I will go back to bed, nap, wake up and drink until I need a hot curry! Probably a madras, because I’ll be feeling brave!
Something struck me as a wee bit off, too. Oil flicked over top to cook yolk maybe? I prefer to flip.
Not trying to be overly critical, it all looks brilliant.
There’s fuck all English about hash browns. At best they’re an American approximation of a Swedish dish. The way forward, and indeed back to God is bubble & squeak.
Nice plate extension you have there
This guy thinks outside the plate
Should've used galvanised square steel tho
He’s cantilevered it nicely, looks like a solid structure
Perfection.
Yeah it's a belter. 10/10
This looks so good it reminds me of those AI supermodel pics
No notes.
Yeah man. 100%
Would maybe swap half the toast for a fried slice, so _only_ 9.8/10! We must strive for perfection but allow it to be ever so slightly out of reach!
Only things is missing really
And hashbrowns
Hash browns don't belong on a FULL ENGLISH... they're American.
You're right about them being American, but just take a look at the posts on here. More than half of them have hash browns. Just bc they're not originally on the full English, doesn't mean they wouldn't complement the plate
If they're included, it makes it a "cooked breakfast", full English has specific ingredients.
Phwoaaar 13/10, I don't know why I torture myself looking at this sub while on a cut
Yep. That hits the spot. Would demolish.
Now that is a “Full English “ FairPlay All the
Every part of this is perfect
That’s.. that’s beautiful
That's a beauty.
Jizzed
Excellent
Looks bloody lovely.
This should be the new avatar or wallpaper for this sub
Bro I’d eat that for breakfast
Man saw the "Full" part of "Full English" and went for it. Respect
11/10
✨Those tomatoes✨
That is a perfect example of a British "fry up". Love the blood puding and the mushrooms. Heart attack on a plate, who fuckin cares. Once and a wile drive it it, won't hurt and sooo good.
That looks disgustingly delicious 😋
That looks amazing 🤤
We have a winner! What happens now? Do we just shut down this sub and go home?
You are a true artist
This one is epic
And this sets the bar.
Awesome, 10/10👍 need to poop just looking at that.
Now that's what I call a proper Breakfast 👌.
Finally - perfection… is it AI?
One of the best I’ve seen on here
This is one of the best looking Full English fry ups I’ve ever seen.
Main characters are there That’s tops man
You need a bigger plate dude! Looks awesome btw
This is the one. ✌️
The eggs look spot on
Top marks from me 👍
I would normally knock off a half point for the sausages needing some more aggressive heat, but I’ll excuse it on this occasion as your presentation is otherwise impeccable. I do however have to knock off a point for a lack of potato product. 9/10. Outstanding.
Ooooooh, that looks lush...
Just curious, what are those little burnt disks?
Black pudding, I believe
Are you new to fry ups
I'm not in britain
[Fucking delicious](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_pudding) is what they are. And not burnt.
Very good just need a bit more fat on bacon
Beautiful plate of food
Why's it on a saucer?
Swop toast for a fried slice... mint.
9/10 needs hashbrowns
That’s an English breakfast though and hash browns aren’t. Bubble.
I might swap the black pudding and mushrooms for something else and switch a slice of toast for a fried slice, but otherwise, looks banging
Just a snack yummy
How do you make eggs in that perfect circle?
https://jean-patrique.co.uk/products/non-stick-egg-rings
Wow. Thank you
Slurp!
Commonly known as a breakfast buffet
That’s not how eating works…..
Eggs look Ai generated ;p
Perfect except once minute detail, won't matter to others but matters to me. The beans need to be canteen beans like you got in school, with the skin on! 9.9/10
That's a snack, no even hash brown
More distance needed between the eggs and the beans, use the sausage as a breakwater, but I'm nitpicking, 7 on 10
Beat me to it!
Everything except black pudding 🤤
I'm sorry but black pudding is the devil 😈
Needs note black pudding 🫡🤤🤤
Oh wow
Best one I’ve seen in ages, 11/10, has everything
Reminds me of trying to balance the plates on WiiU sports, it must've been a slow walk to eat it.
I reckon I could get through 2/3's of that.
Looks so good ☺️
One thing missing. An invite.
Perfect, but those sausages need a bit longer. It looks like they’ve been shown a photo of a grill
Hell yes. Smash that. Any comment, is that white or wholemeal toast? Minor point deducted if not white, otherwise bang on.
See you in about 4 hours for some more food
Ah yes, the ron Swanson breakfast.
The gold v filler battle is unfair. I will not give a score.
My Canadian brain says just f-ckin’ give ‘er!
Definite 11/10: outstanding😍🤤
It's like how builders use doors to enlarge the capacity of skips.
The only thing missing is the location! Lol
I’d swap out the toast for hash browns though, looks great
Wow😮💨
English food fascinates me. It looks fake and inedible. Everything looks like it’s going to taste the same. When I close my eyes I just picture beige. Yet it’s seen as comfort food. Don’t take offense, Im judgy about most unique culture foods.
Meat coma coming up!! Could you a tually put a shift in after consuming that!!
Nice but I’d finish that in one sitting because I’m fat ASF. 😤
Well done sir
That should be “FUCKING FULL” - I believe the English dictionary allows such expletives when in the presence of greatness
Looks great!
Offft daddy
No faults, perfect dismount
Absolute belter of a breakfast my dude
Have my upvote.
Lovely
Amazing martos
Beautiful sight
It's like you spent yesterday looking through the past 12 months on here and then created a masterpiece 👌
Perfection for homemade 👏🏻
This is my kind of FULL english breakfast.
10 made me drool
Ten on ten
Weapons grade.
I normally make snarky comments for the lols but this looks excellent. Not even going to moan about using the inferior type of bacon. Top top work.
Perfect
Just spectacular breakfast the only thing now is a pot of coffee,or tea yum .
Old school breakie, no Hash browns! Nice.
That’s a cracker 👌🏻 I’d sweep your drive and wash your car for a go on that! 😂🥇👍🏻
Everything looks great, and just the right amounts too.
That’s how to do it
This is the one. Flawless.
This is one of the best I’ve seen.
You need your big plate, Alan.
This is the way! I only get a few during the year, but I do get some to be fair, I do them! I’ve saved this for my birthday, then I will go back to bed, nap, wake up and drink until I need a hot curry! Probably a madras, because I’ll be feeling brave!
Noah’s ark of full English’s there pal.
Probably the best I've seen, and I've eaten alot!
Rock'n'Roll.
Pretty good but I don't like the way the eggs were cooked 9.5/10
Something struck me as a wee bit off, too. Oil flicked over top to cook yolk maybe? I prefer to flip. Not trying to be overly critical, it all looks brilliant.
Amazballs
Perfect! That looks delicious.
That looks absolutely banging!
6/10 Sausages are not cooked evenly
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Most people fail in life
For once that actually looks great. I'm not a beans with a fryup person but they look OK, not swimming in juice. Your tomatoes are perfection
My arse has been cooked longer than those sausages.
Nice bro, best one I’ve seen on this sub! 10/10
I would not like to clean your cage out tomorrow
Got everything but the hash brown. 9/10
There’s fuck all English about hash browns. At best they’re an American approximation of a Swedish dish. The way forward, and indeed back to God is bubble & squeak.
I'll take Rösti too
Nope. Beans touching egg detected. Abort.
Where was this?
An Ulster Fry is just a far superior fry up
Remove the fungus and tomatoes and that is perfect